Zeke Offers To Promote Gonzales for S.F. Mayor
Chief Thracian
comedy, story telling, and all around humor:
I offer my talents towards the promotion of Matt Gonzales for Mayor of
Gay Mecca. Our Queer Community at large now knows full well, my
expertise in the spoken word, persuasion, and intelligence...along
with a liberal dose of whacky good humor.
But since I have been "underground" these many years, I just can't
walk into Gonzales's office, and expect to win them over. No resume;
no degree; no license; no real public record.
What WILL work is those who appreciate my good works, approach Mr.
Gonzales, and convince him that I will be an EXCELLENT persuader to
those who presently intend to vote for that "other" guy.
Here's but one idea I have:
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Billboards/posters with me in my different characters, such as:
"Jehovah's Queer Witness is voting for Matt Gonzales. Are you?"
(Dressed in my pink fairy wings and trademark bandana, holding my
Final Testament to my chest.)
"Camp-it-up-a-losaurus, world's first gay dinosaur, is voting for Matt
Gonzales. Are you?"
(In my T-rex costume, w/dinosaur head in one arm...and pink fairy
wings of course.)
"Matt Gonzales has Okra Winfree's vote. Does he have yours?"
(Wearing my Okra Winfree wig...and pink fairy wings of course.)
"Matt Gonzales has the Sheriff of Castro Street's vote. Does he have
yours?"
(Wearing an over-sized 10-gallon hat...and pink fairy wings of
course.)
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I can also do spots for TV, incorporating Gonzales into my original,
quick skits.
I can feature rallies, as stand-up queer comic/storyteller for fund
raisers, etc.
I will GLADLY do all this, for FREE, as my avid support to beat down
that "other" guy.
So if you feel my talents could really BOOST Gonzales into office,
please contact those around him; use word-of-mouth to get me on stage
on behalf of electing the RIGHT person for the job of S.F. Mayor.
Sincerely,
Ezekiel J. Krahlin
BIO
Zeke Krahlin is a queer street activist of many years (since 1973 when
he arrived--homeless and broke--in San Francisco)...and still a
semi-starving artist living as he has for three decades on a
disability stipend. His tales, poems, letters and essays are dedicated
to queer liberation. He's been writing since age five, though never
published. Studying anthropology and world religions all his adult
life have paid off handsomely in his freelance street counseling, as
well as in creative endeavors, including philosophy. Zeke's even come
up with his own "religious" tenet, NeoChristianity, which you may read
on his website, "gay-bible.org". But don't mistake him for a
Christian, as he regards his philosophy as a pagan purification of the
New Testament, thereby salvaging it from the tar pits of dogma. In
fact, he even calls his website "The Final Testament" (or "The Faggot
Bible").
Presently, he's expanding his creative activism into stand-up comedy,
street theater, and parody " shock jockstrap" pirate radio. You are
invited to visit Zeke's website, where you may enjoy many of his
tales; as well as view his whimsical computer art, and much more. He's
looking to collaborate with other, highly-motivated undiscovered queer
talent...especially older gay men and women who are looking for new
challenges. If interested and residing in the San Francisco area,
contact Zeke at "zkra...@myrealbox.com".
Walk brightly!
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Lavender-Velvet Revolution
http://www.gay-bible.org