Lesbian Cow Jokes
Ezekiel Krahlin
Well, I originally planned to wear this (cow-pattern) shirt, so I could say the
punchline:
"No, I really don't have any cow jokes to tell." But then, the cow jokes came
rolling in! Of course, any comedian worth his stuff, has gotta have a cow
joke or two!
So: Wanna hear my first cow joke, ever?
How do lesbians make love? Wait. That didn't come out right. Let me try again:
How do lesbian COWS make love? There, that's much better.
WITH UDDER ABANDON!
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Q: How do lesbian cows court each other?
A: Tete-a-tete
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I just realized I can't make any "gay cow" jokes. Why? 'Cause
all cows are female! (But not all cows are necessarily lesbian.)
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Q. Which celebrity is the current heart-throb of lesbian cows everywhere?
A. Rosie O'donnell.
Q. And which Cow Diva came before her?
A. Roseanne Arnold.
Q. And before Roseanne?
A. Martha Stewart.
Okay, okay, don't think about it, or it won't be funny any more.
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I ate at Sappho's Burger & Buns this morning. A lesbian cow
waited on me. It's the only restaurant where you'll get kicked
out for tipping.
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You know the cows on those California cheese commercials?
Lesbians.
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Why are you waiting? What's this for?
Zeke for President in oh-oh-four!
www.gay-bible.org/index.html#prez
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