Star Trek Quotes ( AGAIN! )

[The Phoenix]

Ok, ok, I give up! Here's the original quotes file for use with the C prog
I posted a coupla days ago (it's a biggie at 176062 bytes uncompressed). So
many people mailed me asking for it, I *had* to repost; guys, gimme a break!
It isn't even my original work!! All *I* did was knock up a spoddy access
program for it. Maybe the original author can raise their head with a few
more recent quotes ...
Anyway, here it is; call it "stquotes", & compress it if you like (`cos my
proggy will work just as well in that case). Just read the caveat in my
posting about the name of the file at the top of the program. Any queries,
PLEASE post them here, `cos I can't respond to everyone individually, &
there's probably quite a few people out there asking the same thing ...
- Phoenix

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0%Star Trek Lives!
1%Schshschshchsch.
1% -- The Gorn, "Arena," stardate 3046.2.
2%Live long and prosper.
2% -- Spock, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7.
3%Totally illogical, there was no chance.
3% -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven," stardate 2822.3.
4%All your people must learn before you can reach for the stars.
4% -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion," stardate 3259.2.
5%We have found all life forms in the galaxy are capable of
5%superior development.
5% -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion," stardate 3211.7.
6%Knowledge, sir, should be free to all!
6% -- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3
7%The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the
7%simplicity of play.
7% -- Kirk, "Shore Leave," stardate 3025.8.
8%When a child is taught ... it's programmed with simple instructions --
8%and at some point, if its mind develops properly, it exceeds the sum
8%of what it was taught, thinks independently.
8% -- Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4731.3.
9%No problem is insoluble.
9% -- Dr. Janet Wallace, "The Deadly Years," stardate 3479.4.
10%Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis.
10%You can't simply say, "Today I will be brilliant."
10% -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4731.3
11%Men don't talk peace unless they're ready to back it up with war.
11% -- Col. Green, "The Savage Curtain," stardate 5906.4.
12%Superior ability breeds superior ambition.
12% -- Spock, "Space Seed," stardate 3141.9.
13%There comes to all races an ultimate crisis which you have yet to
13%face .... One day our minds became so powerful we dared think of
13%ourselves as gods.
13% -- Sargon, "Return to Tomorrow," stardate 4768.3
14%It's hard to believe that something which is neither seen nor
14%felt can do so much harm.
14%That's true. But an idea can't be seen or felt. And that's
14%what kept the Troglytes in the mines all these centuries. A
14%mistaken idea.
14% -- Vanna and Kirk, "The Cloud Minders," stardate 5819.0
15%Insufficient facts always invite danger.
15% -- Spock, "Space Seed," stardate 3141.9.
16%History tends to exaggerate.
16% -- Col. Green, "The Savage Curtain," stardate 5906.4.
17%Even historians fail to learn from history -- they repeat the
17%same mistakes.
17% -- John Gill, "Patterns of Force," stardate 2534.7.
18%... freedom ... is a worship word...
18%It is our worship word too.
18% -- Cloud William and Kirk, "The Omega Glory," stardate unknown.
19%... the prejudices people feel about each other disappear when
19%they get to know each other.
19% -- Kirk, "Elaan of Troyius," stardate 4372.5.
20%There's a way out of any cage.
20% -- Captain Christopher Pike, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"),
20% stardate unknown.
21%Most legends have their basis in facts.
21% -- Kirk, "And The Children Shall Lead," stardate 5029.5.
22%Many myths are based on truth.
22% -- Spock, "The Way to Eden," stardate 5832.3.
23%Is truth not truth for all?
23% -- Natira, "For the World is Hollow and I have Touched
23% the Sky," stardate 5476.4.
24%There is an order of things in this universe.
24% -- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?," stardate 3468.1.
25%Time is fluid ... like a river with currents, eddies, backwash.
25% -- Spock, "The City on the Edge of Forever," stardate 3134.0.
26%Without freedom of choice there is no creativity.
26% -- Kirk, "The return of the Archons," stardate 3157.4.
27%Change is the essential process of all existence.
27% -- Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield," stardate 5730.2.
28%A little suffering is good for the soul.
28% -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver," stardate 1514.0.
29%If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them.
29% -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise," stardate 3417.7.
30%Killing is stupid; useless!
30% -- McCoy, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8.
31%We have the right to survive!
31%Not by killing others.
31% -- Deela and Kirk, "Wink of An Eye," stardate 5710.5.
32%Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God.
32% -- M-5 Computer, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4731.3.
33%Prepare for tomorrow -- get ready.
33% -- Edith Keeler, "The City On the Edge of Forever,"
33% stardate unknown
34%Killing is wrong.
34% -- Losira, "That Which Survives," stardate unknown.
35%Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal.
35% -- Spock, "The Alternative Factor," stardate 3088.7.
36%Punishment becomes ineffective after a certain point. Men
36%become insensitive.
36% -- Eneg, "Patterns of Force," stardate 2534.7.
37%No one may kill a man. Not for any purpose. It cannot be condoned.
37% -- Kirk, "Spock's Brain," stardate 5431.6.
38%Where there's no emotion, there's no motive for violence.
38% -- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind," stardate 2715.1.
39%Uncontrolled power will turn even saints into savages. And we can all
39%be counted on to live down to our lowest impulses.
39% -- Parmen, "Plato's Stepchildren," stardate 5784.3.
40%Violence in reality is quite different from theory.
40% -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders," stardate 5818.4.
41%If a man had a child who'd gone anti-social, killed perhaps, he'd
41%still tend to protect that child.
41% -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4731.3.
42%What happened to the crewman?
42%The M-5 computer needed a new power source; the crewman merely
42%got in the way.
42%And how long will it be before we all "just get in the way?"
42% -- Kirk and Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer,"
42% stardate 4731.3.
43%A father doesn't destroy his children.
43% -- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1.
44%After a time, you may find that 'having' is not so pleasing a thing,
44%after all, as 'wanting.' It is not logical, but it is often true.
44% -- Spock, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7.
45%Youth doesn't excuse everything.
45% -- Dr. Janice Lester (in Kirk's body), "Turnabout Intruder,"
45% stardate 5928.5.
46%Without followers, evil cannot spread.
46% -- Spock, "And The Children Shall Lead," stardate 5029.5.
47%Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth.
47%Or by misleading the innocent.
47% -- Spock and McCoy, "And The Children Shall Lead," stardate 5029.5.
48%It would seem that evil retreats when forcibly confronted.
48% -- Yarnek of Excalbia, "The Savage Curtain," stardate 5906.5.
49%Yes, it is written. Good shall always destroy evil.
49% -- Sirah the Yang, "The Omega Glory," stardate unknown.
50%Sometimes a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor.
50% -- Dr. Phillip Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown.
51%Beauty is transitory.
51%Beauty survives.
51% -- Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives," stardate unknown.
52%Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder.
52% -- Kirk, "This side of Paradise," stardate 3417.3.
53%We're all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine.
53%But when it comes to your job -- that's different. And it
53%always will be different.
53% -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4729.4.
54%Not one hundred percent efficient, of course ... but nothing ever is.
54% -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8.
55%There are always alternatives.
55% -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven," stardate 2822.3.
56%No one can guarantee the actions of another.
56% -- Spock, "Day of the Dove," stardate unknown.
57%Every living thing wants to survive.
57% -- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4731.3.
58%It is necessary to have purpose.
58% -- Alice #1, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
59%Virtue is a relative term.
59% -- Spock, "Friday's Child," stardate 3499.1.
60%I am pleased to see that we have differences. May we together
60%become greater than the sum of both of us.
60% -- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain," stardate 5906.4.
61%A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing.
61% -- Kirk, "The Menagerie," stardate 3012.4.
62%Vulcans worship peace above all.
62% -- McCoy, "Return to Tomorrow," stardate 4768.3.
63%The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity.
63%And in the way our differences combine to create meaning and beauty.
63% -- Dr. Miranda Jones and Spock, "Is There in Truth No Beauty?,"
63% stardate 5630.8.
64%Emotions are alien to me. I'm a scientist.
64% -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise," stardate 3417.3.
65%Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force.
65% -- Amanda, "Journey to Babel," stardate 3842.3.
66%Vulcans do not approve of violence.
66% -- Spock, "Journey to Babel," stardate 3842.4.
67%The combination of a number of things to make existence worthwhile.
67%Yes, the philosophy of 'nome,' meaning 'all.'
67% -- Spock and Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain," stardate 5906.4.
68%Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled.
68% -- Spock, "Operation -- Annihilate!" stardate 3287.2.
69%It [being a Vulcan] means to adopt a philosophy, a way of life which
69%is logical and beneficial. We cannot disregard that philosophy
69%merely for personal gain, no matter how important that gain might be.
69% -- Spock, "Journey to Babel," stardate 3842.4.
70%Vulcans never bluff.
70% -- Spock, "The Doomsday Machine," stardate 4202.1.
71%On my planet, to rest is to rest -- to cease using energy. To me,
71%it is quite illogical to run up and down on green grass, using energy,
71%instead of saving it.
71% -- Spock, "Shore Leave," stardate 3025.2.
72%I object to intellect without discipline; I object to power without
72%constructive purpose.
72% -- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos," stardate 2124.5.
73%Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.
73% -- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos," stardate 2124.5.
74%We Klingons believe as you do -- the sick should die. Only the
74%strong should live.
74% -- Kras, "Friday's Child," stardate 3497.2.
75%I thought my people would grow tired of killing. But you were
75%right, they see it is easier than trading. And it has its
75%pleasures. I feel it myself. Like the hunt, but with richer rewards.
75% -- Apella, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8.
76%We do not colonize. We conquer. We rule. There is no other way
76%for us.
76% -- Rojan, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4657.5.
77%Romulan women are not like Vulcan females. We are not dedicated to
77%pure logic and the sterility of non-emotion.
77% -- Romulan Commander, "The Enterprise Incident," stardate 5027.3.
78%Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on.
78% -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.9.
79%The release of emotion is what keeps us healthy. Emotionally healthy.
79%That may be, Doctor. However, I have noted that the healthy release
79%of emotion is frequently unhealthy for those closest to you.
79% -- McCoy and Spock, "Plato's Stepchildren," stardate 5784.3.
80%Compassion -- that's the one thing no machine ever had. Maybe it's
80%the one thing that keeps men ahead of them.
80% -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4731.3.
81%One does not thank logic.
81% -- Sarek, "Journey to Babel," stardate 3842.4.
82%You humans have that emotional need to express gratitude. You're
82%welcome, I believe, is the correct response.
82% -- Spock, "Bread and Circuses," stardate 4041.2.
83%Insults are effective only where emotion is present.
83% -- Spock, "Who Mourns for Adonis?" stardate 3468.1.
84%We have phasers; I vote we blast 'em!
84% -- Bailey, "The Corbomite Maneuver," stardate 1514.2.
85%You're too beautiful to ignore. Too much woman.
85% -- Kirk to Yeoman Rand, "The Enemy Within," stardate unknown.
86%Worlds may change, galaxies disintegrate -- but a woman always
86%remains a woman.
86% -- Kirk, "Conscience of the King," stardate unknown.
87%Respect is a rational process.
87% -- McCoy, "The Galileo Seven," stardate 2822.3.
88%It would be illogical to assume that all conditions remain stable.
88% -- Spock, "The Enterprise Incident," stardate 5027.3
89%Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here.
89%You admit that?
89%To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor.
89% -- Spock and McCoy, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknown.
90%You can't evaluate a man by logic alone.
90% -- McCoy, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
91%Life and death are seldom logical.
91%But attaining a desired goal always is.
91% -- McCoy and Spock, "The Galileo Seven," stardate 2821.7.
92%It would be illogical to kill without reason.
92% -- Spock, "Journey to Babel," stardate 3842.4.
93%Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away
93%with jealousy, greed, hate....
93%It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment
93%-- the other side of the coin.
93% -- Dr. Roger Corby and Kirk, "What are Little Girls Made Of?,"
93% stardate 2712.4
94%Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically. You must
94%rely on your human intuition.
94% -- Spock, "Assignment: Earth," stardate unknown.
95%You say you are lying. But if everything you say is a lie, then you
95%are telling the truth. You cannot tell the truth because everything
95%you say is a lie. You lie, you tell the truth ... but you cannot,
95%for you lie.
95% -- Norman the android, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
96%It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six.
96% -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven," stardate 2822.3.
97%I think they're going to take all this money that we spend now on war
97%and death --
97%And make them spend it on life.
97% -- Edith Keeler and Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever,"
97% stardate unknown.
98%Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. When we do battle,
98%it is only because we have no choice.
98% -- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos," stardate 2124.5.
99%We fight only when there is no other choice. We prefer the ways of
99%peaceful contact.
99% -- Kirk, "Spectre of the Gun," stardate 4385.3.
100%Only a fool fights in a burning house.
100% -- Kang the Klingon, "Day of the Dove," stardate unknown.
101%Our way is peace.
101% -- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses,"
101% stardate 4040.7.
102%Men of peace usually are [brave].
102% -- Spock, "The Savage Curtain," stardate 5906.5.
103%He's dead, Jim.
103% -- McCoy, "The Devil in the Dark," stardate 3196.1.
104%You're dead, Jim.
104% -- McCoy, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7.
105%You're dead, Jim.
105% -- McCoy, "The Tholian Web," stardate unknown.
106%No one talks peace unless he's ready to back it up with war.
106%He talks of peace if it is the only way to live.
106% -- Colonel Green and Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain,"
106% stardate 5906.5.
107%There's another way to survive. Mutual trust -- and help.
107% -- Kirk, "Day of the Dove," stardate unknown.
108%If some day we are defeated, well, war has its fortunes, good and bad.
108% -- Commander Kor, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.7.
109%It's [war is] instinctive. But the instinct can be fought. We're
109%human beings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands!
109%But we can stop it. We can admit that we're killers...but we're not
109%going to kill today. That's all it takes! Knowing that we're not
109%going to kill today!
109% -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.0.
110%Actual war is a very messy business. Very, very messy business.
110% -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.0.
111%War isn't a good life, but it's life.
111% -- Kirk, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8.
112%You Earth people glorified organized violence for forty centuries.
112%But you imprison those who employ it privately.
112% -- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind," stardate 2715.1.
113%Another war...must it always be so? How many comrades have we lost
113%in this way?... Obedience. Duty. Death, and more death...
113% -- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror," stardate 1709.2.
114%There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There
114%is nothing good in war. Except its ending.
114% -- Abraham Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain," stardate 5906.5.
115%...bacteriological warfare...hard to believe we were once foolish
115%enough to play around with that.
115% -- McCoy, "The Omega Glory," stardate unknown.
116%Those who hate and fight must stop themselves -- otherwise it is
116%not stopped.
116% -- Spock, "Day of the Dove," stardate unknown.
117%War is never imperative.
117% -- McCoy, "Balance of Terror," stardate 1709.2
118%Another Armenia, Belgium...the weak innocents who always seem to
118%be located on a natural invasion route.
118% -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3198.4.
119%No one wants war.
119% -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.7.
120%Death. Destruction. Disease. Horror. That's what war is all
120%about. That's what makes it a thing to be avoided.
120% -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.0.
121%Peace was the way.
121% -- Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever," stardate unknown.
122%The face of war has never changed. Surely it is more logical to
122%heal than to kill.
122% -- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain," stardate 5906.5.
123%Do you know the one -- "All I ask is a tall ship...and a star to
123%steer her by..." You could feel the wind at your back, about you...
123%the sounds of the sea beneath you. And even if you take away the
123%wind and the water, it's still the same. The ship is yours...you
123%can feel her...and the stars are still there.
123% -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4729.4.
124%I've already got a female to worry about. Her name is the Enterprise.
124% -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver," stardate 1514.0.
125%I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell the truth.
125% -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3198.9.
126%One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask
126%for advice without necessarily having to take it.
126% -- Kirk, "Dagger of the Mind," stardate 2715.2.
127%Intuition, however illogical, is recognized as a command prerogative.
127% -- Kirk, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7.
128%A star captain's most solemn oath is that he will give his life,
128%even his entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive.
128% -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory," stardate unknown.
129%The man on top walks a lonely street; the "chain" of command
129%is often a noose.
129% -- McCoy, "The Conscience of the King," stardate 2818.9.
130%Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both of us are not.
130% -- Kirk, "The Devil in the Dark," stardate 3196.1.
131%Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no
131%wish to serve under them. Captain, a starship also runs on
131%loyalty to one man. And nothing can replace it or him.
131% -- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4729.4.
132%I realize that command does have its fascination, even under
132%circumstances such as these, but I neither enjoy the idea of command
132%nor am I frightened of it. It simply exists, and I will do whatever
132%logically needs to be done.
132% -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven," stardate 2812.7.
133%The only solution is...a balance of power. We arm our side with
133%exactly that much more. A balance of power -- the trickiest,
133%most difficult, dirtiest game of them all. But the only one that
133%preserves both sides.
133% -- Kirk, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8.
134%You speak of courage. Obviously you do not know the difference
134%between courage and foolhardiness. Always it is the brave ones
134%who die, the soldiers.
134% -- Kor, the Klingon Commander, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.7.
135%First study the enemy. Seek weakness.
135% -- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror," stardate 1709.2.
136%You are an excellent tactician, Captain. You let your second in
136%command attack while you sit and watch for weakness.
136% -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed," stardate 3141.9.
137%For thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.
137% -- Klingon Soldier, "Day of the Dove," stardate unknown.
138%Conquest is easy. Control is not.
138% -- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror," stardate unknown.
139%If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes.
139% -- Kirk, "Space Seed," stardate 3141.9.
140%Power is danger.
140% -- The Centurion, "Balance of Terror," stardate 1709.2.
141%Military secrets are the most fleeting of all.
141% -- Spock, "The Enterprise Incident," stardate 5027.4.
142%Leave bigotry in your quarters; there's no room for it on the bridge.
142% -- Kirk, "Balance of Terror," stardate 1709.2.
143%The idea of male and female are universal constants.
143% -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8.
144%Is not that the nature of men and women -- that the pleasure
144%is in the learning of each other?
144% -- Natira, the High Priestess of Yonada, "For the World is
144% Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky," stardate 5476.3.
145%There's only one kind of woman....
145%Or man, for that matter.
145%You either believe in yourself or you don't.
145% -- Kirk and Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women," stardate 1330.1.
146%This cultural mystique surrounding the biological function --
146%you realize humans are overly preoccupied with the subject.
146% -- Kelinda the Kelvan, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4658.9.
147%Earth -- mother of the most beautiful women in the universe.
147% -- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1.
148%Women professionals do tend to over-compensate.
148% -- Dr. Elizabeth Dehner, "Where No Man Has Gone Before,"
148% stardate 1312.9.
149%Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing.
149% -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders," stardate 5818.4.
150%Behind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him on.
150% -- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
151%Landru! Guide us!
151% -- A Beta 3 person, "The Return of the Archons," stardate 3157.4
152%You! What PLANET is this?
152% -- McCoy, "The City on the Edge of Forever," stardate 3134.0.
153%Fascinating, a totally parochial attitude.
153% -- Spock, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8.
153%No more blah, blah, blah!
153% -- Kirk, "Miri," stardate 2713.6.
154%But it's real. And if it's real it can be affected...
154%we may not be able to break it, but, I'll bet you
154%credits to Navy Beans we can put a dent in it.
154% -- deSalle, "Catspaw," stardate 3018.2.
155%There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
155% -- Spock, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.9.
156%Witch! Witch! They'll burn ya!
156% -- Hag, "Tomorrow is Yesterday," stardate unknown.
157%Wait! You have not been prepared!
157% -- Mr. Atoz, "Tomorrow is Yesterday," stardate 3113.2.
158%A woman should have compassion.
158% -- Kirk, "Catspaw," stardate 3018.2.
159%There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves a
159%man's life, he is grateful.
159% -- Nona, the Kanuto witch woman, "A Private Little War,"
159% stardate 4211.8.
160%Worlds may change, galaxies disintegrate, but a woman
160%always remains a woman.
160% -- Kirk, "The Conscience of the King," stardate 2818.9.
161%Women are more easily and more deeply terrified ... generating
161%more sheer horror than the male of the species.
161% -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold," stardate 3615.4.
162%That unit is a woman.
162%A mass of conflicting impulses.
162% -- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling," stardate 3541.9.
163%It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is
163%not hers.
163% -- Spock, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7.
164%Men will always be men -- no matter where they are.
164% -- Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women," stardate 1329.8.
165%There are certain things men must do to remain men.
165% -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4929.4.
166%I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct
166%answer to any question.
166% -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise," stardate 3417.3.
167%Oh, that sound of male ego. You travel halfway across the galaxy
167%and it's still the same song.
167% -- Eve McHuron, "Mudd's Women," stardate 1330.1.
168%A princess should not be afraid -- not with a brave knight to
168%protect her.
168% -- McCoy, "Shore Leave," stardate 3025.3.
169%Get back to your stations!
169%We're beaming down to the planet, sir.
169% -- Kirk and Mr. Leslie, "This Side of Paradise," stardate 3417.3
170%You'll learn something about men and women -- the way they're
170%supposed to be. Caring for each other, being happy with each
170%other, being good to each other. That's what we call love.
170%You'll like that a lot.
170% -- Kirk, "The Apple," stardate 3715.6
171%Do you know about being with somebody? Wanting to be? If I had
171%the whole universe, I'd give it to you, Janice. When I see you,
171%I feel like I'm hungry all over. Do you know how that feels?
171% -- Charlie Evans, "Charlie X," stardate 1535.8.
172%You go slow, be gentle. It's no one-way street -- you know how
172%you feel and that's all. It's how the girl feels too. Don't press.
172%If the girl feels anything for you at all, you'll know.
172% -- Kirk, "Charlie X," stardate 1535.8.
173%Each kiss is as the first.
173% -- Miramanee, Kirk's wife, "The Paradise Syndrome," stardate 4842.6.
174%Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice.
174% -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3220.3.
175%Humans do claim a great deal for that particular emotion (love).
175% -- Spock, "The Lights of Zetar," stardate 5725.6.
176%The heart is not a logical organ.
176% -- Dr. Janet Wallace, "The Deadly Years," stardate 3479.4.
177%It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially
177%if they're attractive in some way.
177% -- McCoy, "The Trouble with Tribbles," stardate 4525.6.
178%What kind of love is that? Not to be loved; never to have shown love.
178% -- Commissioner Nancy Hedford, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8.
179%Oblivion together does not frighten me, beloved.
179% -- Thalassa (in Anne Mulhall's body), "Return to Tomorrow,"
179% stardate 4770.3.
180%... the things love can drive a man to -- the ecstasies,
180%the miseries, the broken rules, the desperate chances, the
180%glorious failures and the glorious victories.
180% -- McCoy, "Requiem for Methuselah," stardate 5843.7.
181%The sooner our happiness together begins, the longer it will last.
181% -- Miramanee, "The Paradise Syndrome," stardate 4842.6.
182%The joys of love made her human and the agonies of love destroyed her.
182% -- Spock, "Requiem for Methuselah," stardate 5842.8.
183%Too much of anything, even love, isn't necessarily a good thing.
183% -- Kirk, "The Trouble with Tribbles," stardate 4525.6.
184%A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on
184%and licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away.
184% -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown.
185%The people of Gideon have always believed that life is sacred.
185%That the love of life is the greatest gift .. we are incapable
185%of destroying or interfering with the creation of that which we
185%love so deeply -- life in every form from fetus to developed being.
185% -- Hodin of Gideon, "The Mark of Gideon," stardate 5423.4.
186%To live is always desirable.
186% -- Eleen the Capellan, "Friday's Child," stardate 3498.9.
187%When dreams become more important than reality, you give up
187%travel, building, creating; you even forget how to repair the
187%machines left behind by your ancestors. You just sit living and
187%reliving other lives left behind in the thought records.
187% -- Vina, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown.
188%Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes.
188% -- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever," stardate unknown.
189%We [Doctors and Bartenders] both get the same two kinds of
189%customers -- the living and the dying.
189% -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown.
190%There's nothing disgusting about it [the Companion]. It's just
190%another life form, that's all. You get used to those things.
190% -- McCoy, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8.
191%Immortality consists largely of boredom.
191% -- Zefrem Cochrane, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8.
192%In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death -- even
192%vegetarians.
192% -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold," stardate 3615.4.
193%Blast medicine anyway! We've learned to tie into every organ in the
193%human body but one. The brain! The brain is what life is all about.
193% -- McCoy, "The Menagerie," stardate 3012.4.
194%Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie.
194% -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed," stardate 3142.8.
195%Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing.
195% -- Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah," stardate 5843.7.
196%The sight of death frightens them [Earthers].
196% -- Kras the Klingon, "Friday's Child," stardate 3497.2.
197%There are some things worth dying for.
197% -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.7.
198%What a terrible way to die [Lt. D'Amato by having every cell disrupted].
198%There are no good ways.
198% -- Sulu and Kirk, "That Which Survives," stardate unknown.
199%I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life.
199% -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven," stardate 2822.3.
200%The games have always strengthened us. Death becomes a familiar
200%pattern. We don't fear it as you do.
200% -- Proconsul Marcus Claudius, "Bread and Circuses," stardate 4041.2.
201%For more Star Trek Quotes, get "Star Trek Speaks" by Susan Sackett,
201%Fred Goldstein and Stan Goldstein, Pocket Books, 1979.
202%To all mankind -- may we never find space so vast, planets so cold,
202%heart and mind so empty that we cannot fill them with love and warmth
202% -- Garth, "Dagger of the Mind," stardate 2715.2.
203%He gave his life in an attempt to save others. Not the worst way to go.
203% -- Kirk, "The Doomsday Machine," stardate 4202.9
204%Liberty and freedom have to be more than just words.
204% -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory," stardate unknown.
205%Look at these three words written larger than all the rest, and with
205%special pride never written before or since -- tall words, proudly
205%saying "We the people" .. these words and the words that follow ...
205%must apply to everyone or they mean nothing.
205% -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory," stardate unknown.
206%We once were as you are. Spears and arrows. There came a time when
206%our weapons grew faster than our wisdom, and we almost destroyed
206%ourselves. We learned from this to make a rule during all our travels
206%never to cause the same to happen to other worlds ... just as a man
206%must grow in his own way and his own time.
206% -- Kirk, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8.
207%There are certain absolutes, and one of them is the right of humanoids
207%to a free and unchained environment -- the right to have conditions
207%which permit growth.
207%Another is their right to choose that system which seems to work best
207%for them.
207% -- McCoy and Spock, "The Apple," stardate 3715.6.
208%Human beings do not survive on bread alone ... but on the nourishments
208%of liberty. For what indeed is a man without freedom ... naught but
208%a mechanism, trapped in the cogwheels of eternity.
208% -- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
209%There are many who are uncomfortable with what we have created. It is
209%almost a biological rebellion. A profound revulsion against the planned
209%communities, the programming, the sterilized, artfully balanced
209%atmospheres. They hunger for an Eden, where spring comes.
209%We all do. The cave is deep in our memories.
209% -- Spock and Kirk, "The Way to Eden," stardate 5832.3.
210%All the little things you and I understand and expect from life, such
210%as: equality; kindness; justice ...
210% -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders," stardate 5818.4.
211%A species that enslaves other beings is hardly superior -- mentally
211%or otherwise.
211% -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion," stardate 3211.7.
212%It's wrong to create a whole race of humans to live as slaves.
212% -- Number One, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown.
213%To restrict a segment of the population to such hardship is unthinkable
213%in an evolved culture.
213% -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders," stardate 5818.4
214%The highest of all our laws states your world is yours and will
214%always remain yours.
214% -- Kirk, "Friday's Child," stardate 3497.2.
215%I don't think we have the right or the wisdom to interfere, however
215%a planet is evolving.
215% -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory," stardate unknown.
216%It is one of our most important laws that none of us may interfere
216%with the affairs of others.
216% -- Kirk, "Bread and Circuses," stardate 4040.7.
217%Our people don't believe in slavery.
217% -- Kirk, "Bread and Circuses," stardate 4040.7.
218%We are wise enugh to know we are wise enough not to interfere with
218%the way of a man or another world.
218% -- Kirk, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8.
219%How will we live?
219%You'll learn to build houses to keep warm. You'll work. ... Humans
219%have survived under worse conditions. It's a matter of evolution.
219%Give it time.
219% -- Kara the Eymorg and Kirk, "Spock's Brain," stardate 5432.3.
220%The only tool diplomacy has is language.
220% -- Hodin of Gideon, "The Mark of Gideon," stardate 5423.4.
221%We're free people. We belong to no one.
221% -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion," stardate 3259.2.
222%To kill is a breaking of civil and moral laws we've lived by for
222%thousands of years.
222% -- Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4731.3.
223%We must acknowledge once and for all that the purpose of diplomacy
223%is to prolong a crisis.
223% -- Spock, "The Mark of Gideon," stardate 5423.4.
224%Diplomacy should be a job left to diplomats.
224% -- Ambassador Fox, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3192.5.
225%In every revolution, there's one man with a vision.
225% -- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror," stardate unknown.
226%The customs and history of your race show a unique hatred of captivity.
226%Even when it's pleasant and benevolent, you prefer death. This makes
226%you too violent and dangerous a species for our needs.
226% -- The Keeper, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown.
227%Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they
227%achieve exactly the same results.
227% -- Spock, "The Mark of Gideon," stardate 5423.4.
228%Philosophic kings have no need of titles.
228% -- Parmen the Platonian, "Plato's Stepchildren," stardate 5784.3.
229%It's time you learned that freedom is never a gift. It has to be earned.
229% -- Kirk, "The Return of the Archons," stardate 3157.4.
230%The problem with the Nazis wasn't simply that their leaders were the
230%evil, psychotic men they were. But the main problem, I think was
230%the leader principle.
230%A man who holds that much power, even with the best intentions, just
230%can resist the urge to play God.
230% -- Kirk and McCoy, "Patterns of Force," stardate 2534.7.
231%You're from the planet Earth. There is no persecution on your
231%planet.
231%There was persecution on Earth once; I remember reading about it in my
231%history class.
231% -- Lokai of Cheron and Chekov, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield,"
231% stardate 5730.2.
232%You'll learn to care for yourselves, with our help. And there's no
232%trick to putting fruit on trees; you might even enjoy it. You'll learn
232%to build for yourselves, think for yourselves, and what you create is
232%yours. That's what we call freedom. You'll like it. A lot.
232% -- Kirk, "The Apple," stardate 3715.6.
233%I know this world needs help. That's why some of my generation are
233%kind of crazy and rebels. We wonder if we're going to be alive
233%when we're thirty.
233% -- Roberta Lincoln, "Assignment Earth," stardate unknown.
234%If change is -- inevitable -- predictable -- beneficial -- doesn't
234%logic demand that you be a part of it?
234%One man cannot summon the future.
234%But one man can change the present!
234% -- Kirk and the Alternate Spock, "Mirror, Mirror," stardate unknown
235%If you're speaking of worships of sorts, we represent many beliefs.
235% -- McCoy, "Bread and Circuses," stardate 4040.7.
236%Only a fool would stand in the way of progress.
236% -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4725.4.
237%Physical reality is consistent with universal laws. Where the laws do
237%not operate, there is no reality -- we judge reality by the responses
237%of our senses. Once we are convinced of the reality of a given
237%situation, we abide by its rules.
237% -- Spock, "Spectre of the Gun," stardate 4385.3.
238%Physical laws simply cannot be ignored. Existence cannot be without them.
238% -- Spock, "Spectre of the Gun," stardate 4385.3.
239%We exist in a universe which co-exists with a multitude of others in the
239%same physical space. For certain brief periods of time, an area of
239%their space overlaps an area of ours.
239% -- Spock, "The Tholian Web," stardate 5693.2.
240%Possible existence of a parallel universe has been scientifically
240%conceded.
240% -- Spock, "The Alternative Factor," stardate 3088.7.
241%We estimate there are millions of planets with intelligent life. We
241%haven't begun to map them.
241% -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8.
242%I remind you that humans are only a tiny minority in this galaxy.
242% -- Spock, "The Apple," stardate 3715.6.
243%What are the odds in such absolute duplication of life forms in
243%another galaxy?
243%The chances are very much against it.
243% -- Kirk and Spock, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4657.5.
244%Light and warmth! That's necessary to all humanoids.
244% -- Kirk, "The Cloud Minders," stardate 5818.4.
245%Without water, we're all just three or four pounds of chemicals.
245% -- McCoy, "the Omega Glory," stardate unknown.
246%The actual theory is that all life forms evolved from the lower levels
246%to the more advanced stages.
246% -- Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield," stardate 5730.2.
247%A mutated, superior man could also be a wonderful thing ... the
247%forerunner of a new and better kind of human being!
247% -- Dr. Elizabeth Dehaver, "Where No Man Has Gone Before,"
247% stardate 1312.9.
248%They're [androids are] perfect. Flawless, mentally and physically. No
248%weaknesses, perfectly disciplined. No vices, no fears, no faults. Just
248%a sense of purpose.
248% -- McCoy, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
249%If it is the only survivor of a dead race, to kill it would be a crime
249%against science.
249% -- Spock, "The Devil in the Dark," stardate 3196.1.
250%Instruments register only through things they're designed to register.
250%Space still contains infinite unknowns.
250% -- Spock, "The Naked Time," stardate 1704.2.
251%Back in the twentieth century, the H-bomb was the ultimate weapon,
251%their doomsday machine. And we used something like it to destroy
251%another doomsday machine. Probably the first time such a weapon has
251%ever been used for constructive purposes.
251% -- Kirk, "The Doomsday Machine," stardate 4202.9.
252%There are certain universal ideas and concepts common to all intelligent
252%life. This device [the universal translator] instantaneously compares
252%the frequency of brain wave patterns, selects those ideas and concepts
252%it recognizes, and then provides the necessary grammar.
252%Then it simply translates its findings into English.
252% -- Kirk and Spock, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8.
253%Earth history, remember? Like the passenger pigeon or the buffalo ...
253%once there were millions of them; prairies black with them. One herd
253%covered three whole states. When they moved -- like thunder.
253% -- Professor Robert Crater, "The Man Trap," stardate 1513.8.
254%As we know, the value of pi is a transcendental figure without
254%resolution.
254% -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold," stardate 3615.4.
255%Less than one ounce of anti-matter here is more powerful than
255%ten thousand cobalt bombs.
255%Let's home it's as powerful as man will ever get.
255% -- Ensign Garrovick and Kirk, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7.
256%If I let go a hammer on a planet having a positive gravity, I need not
256%see it fall to know that it has, in fact, fallen.
256% -- Spock, "Court Martial," stardate 2948.9.
257%Crazy way to travel. Spreading a man's molecules all over the universe.
257% -- McCoy, "Obsession," 3620.7.
258%All men are brothers.
258% -- Kirk, "Bread and Circuses," stardate 4040.9.
259%...humanity...[the] striving of man to achieve greatness through
259%his own resources.
259% -- Anton Karidian, "The Conscience of the King," stardate 2819.1.
260%To be human is also to seek pleasure. To laugh -- to dance.
260% -- Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah," stardate 5843.7.
261%Being human does have certain advantages -- being able to appreciate
261%the beauty of a flower, of a woman.
261% -- Kirk, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4658.9.
262%... the intellect is not all -- but its cultivation must come first,
262%or the individual makes errors -- wastes time in unprofitable pursuits.
262% -- Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah," stardate 5843.7.
263%My people pride themselves on being the greatest, most successful
263%gamblers in the universe. We compete for everything: power, fame,
263%women. Everything we desire. And it is our nature to win! For
263%proof I offer you our exploration of this galaxy.
263% -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion," stardate unknown.
264%Freedom of movement and choice produced the human spirit.
264% -- Dr. Brown, "What are Little Girls Made Of?" stardate 2712.4.
265%Our species can only survive if we have obstacles to overcome. You
265%remove those obstacles. Without them to strengthen us, we will
265%weaken and die.
265% -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3220.3.
266%We're the same. We share the same history, the same heritage, the same
266%lives. We're tied together beyond any untying. Man or woman, it makes
266%no difference. We're human. We couldn't escape from each other even
266%if we wanted to -- that's how you do it, Lieutenant! By remembering who
266%and what you are! A bit of flesh and blood afloat in a universe without
266%end. And the only thing that's truly yours is the rest of humanity.
266%That's where your duty lies!
266% -- Kirk, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1.
267%The semi-conscious mind is a tricky thing. A man never knows just how
267%much is real or how much is imagination.
267% -- McCoy, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7.
268%It's the custom of my people to help one another when we're in trouble.
268% -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion," stardate 3259.2.
269%We've each learned to be delighted with what we are.
269% -- Kirk, "The Savage Curtain," stardate 5906.4.
270%Where I come from, size shape or color makes no difference.
270% -- Kirk, "Plato's Stepchildren," stardate 5784.3.
271%In our century, we've learned not to fear words.
271% -- Uhura, "The Savage Curtain," stardate 5906.4.
272%Now, I don't pretend to tell you how to find happiness and love, when
272%every day is a struggle to survive. But I do insist that you do survive,
272%because the days and the years ahead are worth living for!
272% -- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever," stardate unknown.
273%One day soon, man is going to be able to harness incredible energy --
273%maybe even the atom. Energy that could ultimately hurl men to other
273%worlds in some sort of spaceship. And the men that reach out into space
273%will find ways to feed the hungry millions of the world, and to cure their
273%diseases. They'll be able to find a way to give each man hope and a
273%common future. And those are the days worth living for.
273% -- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever," stardate unknown.
274%A person's strongest dreams are about what he can't do.
274% -- Vina, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage), stardate unknown.
275%What is man but that lofty spirit -- that sense of enterprise.
275% -- Kirk, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
276%No wants -- no needs? We weren't meant for that. None of us. Man
276%stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is.
276% -- Kirk, "This Side of Paradise," stardate 3417.5.
277%Most people are afraid of being alone.
277% -- Kirk, "The Mark of Gideon," stardate 5423.4.
278%You know the greatest danger facing us is ourselves, and
278%irrational fear of the unknown. There is no such thing as the
278%unknown. Only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood.
278% -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver," stardate 1514.0.
279%No one knows how he'll act under pressure.
279% -- Sulu, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield," stardate 5730.2.
280%It is the nature of our species to be free.
280% -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8.
281%When the personality of a human is involved, exact predictions are
281%hazardous.
281% -- McCoy, "The Lights of Zetar," stardate 5725.6.
282%Most of us are attracted by beauty and repelled by ugliness -- one of
282%the last of our prejudices.
282% -- Kirk, "Is There In Truth No Beauty?" stardate 5630.7.
283%We faced a crisis in our earlier nuclear age. We found the wisdom not
283%to destroy ourselves.
283% -- Kirk, "return to Tomorrow," stardate 4768.3.
284%We all have our darker side. We need it; it's half of what
284%we are. It's not really ugly, it's human.
284% -- McCoy, "The Enemy Within," stardate 1673.5.
285%We humans have a streak of barbarism in us -- appalling, but
285%there nevertheless.
285% -- Kirk, "Space Seed," stardate 3141.9.
286%Believe me, there's nothing tougher to overcome [than a sense of
286%purpose], even among humans.
286% -- McCoy, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
287%In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million
287%Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million, million
287%galaxies like this. But in all of that, and perhaps more, only one
287%of each of us.
287% -- McCoy, "Balance of Terror," stardate 1709.9.
288%Maybe we weren't meant for Paradise. Maybe we were meant to fight our
288%way through. Struggle. Claw our way up, scratch for every inch of the
288%way. Maybe we can't stroll to the music of the lutes. We must march
288%to the sound of drums.
288% -- Kirk, "This Side of Paradise," stardate 3417.7.
289%We are not killers.
289% -- Chekov, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield," stardate 5730.6.
290%To us, killing is murder, even for revenge.
290% -- Kirk, "Plato's Stepchildren," stardate 5784.3.
291%When a man feels guilty about something -- something too terrible to
291%remember -- he blots it out of his conscious memory.
291% -- McCoy, "Wolf in the Fold," stardate 3614.9.
292%We've come a long way in five thousand years.
292%But you're still of the same nature.
292% -- Kirk and Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1.
293%We're a most promising species, Mr. Spock, as predators go. Did you
293%know that?
293%I frequently have my doubts.
293%I don't. Not any more. And maybe in a thousand years or so, we'll be
293%able to prove it.
293% -- Kirk and Spock, "Arena," stardate 3046.2.
294%Mankind has no need for gods. We find the One quite adequate.
294% -- Kirk, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1.
295%We think of ourselves as the most powerful beings in the universe.
295%It's unsettling to discover that we're wrong.
295% -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3210.7.
296%We all are vulnerable, in one way or another.
296% -- Kirk, "Is There In Truth No Beauty?" stardate 5630.7.
297%We prefer to help ourselves. We make mistakes, but we're human --
297%and maybe that's the word that best explains us.
297% -- Kirk, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
298%"Let me help." A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous
298%novelist will write a classic using that theme. He'll recommend those
298%three words even over "I love you."
298% -- Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever," stardate unknown.
299%Mankind -- ready to kill.
299%That's the way it was in 1881.
299%I wonder how humanity managed to survive?
299%We overcame our instinct for violence.
299% -- Spock and Kirk, "Spectre of the Gun," stardate 4385.3.
300%Man is not just a biological unit that you can patch together.
300% -- McCoy, "The Changeling," stardate 3541.9.
301%I speak of rights! A machine has none; a man must. If you do not
301%grant him that right, you have brought us down to the level of the
301%machine; indeed, you have elevated that machine above us!
301% -- Samuel T. Cogley, "Court Martial," stardate 2949.9.
302%Your will to survive, your love of life, your passion to know ...
302%Everything that is truest and best in all species of beings has been
302%revealed to you. Those are the qualities that make a civilization
302%worthy to survive.
302% -- Lai the Vian, "The Empath," stardate 5121.5.
303%Those pressures are everywhere -- in everyone, urging him to what you
303%call "savagery." The private hells -- the inner needs and mysteries --
303%the beast instinct. As human beings, that is the way it is. To be
303%human is to be complex. You can't avoid a little ugliness -- from
303%within -- and from without.
303% -- Kirk, "Requiem for Methuselah," stardate 5843.7.
304%They used to say, if man could fly, he'd have wings. But he did fly;
304%he discovered he had to. Do you wish that the first Apollo mission
304%hadn't reached the moon, or that we hadn't gone on to Mars and
304%then to the nearest star? That's like saying you wish that you still
304%operated with scalpels and sewed your patients up with catgut, like your
304%great, great, great-grandfather used to do ... Dr. McCoy is right in
304%pointing out the enormous danger potential in any contact with life
304%and intelligence as fantastically advanced as this. But I must point out
304%that the possibilities -- the potential for knowledge and advancement is
304%equally great. Risk -- risk is our business.
304% -- Kirk, "Return to Tomorrow," stardate 4768.3.
304%Improve a mechanical device and you may double productivity. But
304%improve man, you gain a thousandfold.
304% -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed," stardate 3142.8.
305%The time is past. There is no room for gods.
305% -- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1.
306%The [human] species is capable of much affection.
306% -- Deela the Scalosian, "Wink of an Eye," stardate 5710.5.
307%That's [growing old] been happening to men and women for a long time.
307%I've got the feeling it's one of the pleasanter things about being
307%human, as long as you grow old together.
307% -- Zefrem Cochrane, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3220.3.
308%You have here an unusual opportunity to appraise the human mind, or to
308%examine, in Earth terms, the roles of good and evil in a man. His
308%negative side, which you call hostility, lust, violence; and his
308%positive side, which Earth people express as compassion, love,
308%tenderness. And what is it that makes one man an exceptional leader?
308%We see here indications that it is his negative side which makes him
308%strong -- that his evil side, if you will, properly controlled and
308%disciplined, is vital to his strength. Your negative side, removed
308%from you, the power of command begins to elude you.
308% -- Spock, "The Enemy Within," stardate 1673.1.
309%Captain, I'm beginning to understand why you Earthmen enjoy gambling.
309%No matter how carefully one computes the odds of success, there is
309%still a certain exhilaration in the risk.
309% -- Spock, "Patterns of Force," stardate 2534.7.
310%In critical moments men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see.
310% -- Spock, "The Tholian Web," stardate 5693.2.
311%Humans do have an amazing capacity for believing what they choose --
311%and excluding that which is painful.
311% -- Spock, "And The Children Shall Lead," stardate 5029.5.
312%It does often seem that man must fight to live.
312% -- Flavius Maximus, "Bread and Circuses," stardate 4040.9.
313%... aloneness. You are so alone. You live out your lives in the
313%shell of flesh, self-contained, separate. How lonely you are; how
313%terribly lonely.
313% -- Kollos, the Medusan Ambassador (through Spock), "Is There In
313% Truth No Beauty?" stardate 5630.7.
314%Humans smile with so little provocation.
314% -- Spock, "Journey to Babel," stardate 3842.3.
315%Curious, how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want.
315% -- Spock, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3198.4.
316%... primitive structure [Scotty]. Insufficient safeguards built in.
316%Breakdown can occur from many causes. Self-maintenance systems low
316%reliability.
316% -- Nomad, "The Changeling," stardate 3541.9.
317%Where did your race get this ridiculous predilection for resistance. You
317%examine any object; you question everything.
317% -- Korob from Pyris VII, "Catspaw," stardate 3018.2.
318%This thing you call language, though; most remarkable. You depend
318%on it for so very much. But is there any one of you really its master?
318% -- Kollos, the Medusan Ambassador (through Spock), "Is There In
318% Truth No Beauty?" stardate 5630.7.
319%You [humans] are, after all, essentially irrational.
319% -- Spock, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3220.3.
320%Oh, how absolutely typical of your species! You don't understand
320%something so you become fearful.
320% -- Trelane, "The Squire of Gothos," stardate 2124.5.
321%These shells in which we have encased ourselves -- they have such
321%heightened senses. To feel, to hear, to smell. How do humans manage to
321%exist in these fragile cases?
321% -- Rojan the Kelvan, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4657.5.
322%There are many aspects of human irrationality I do not yet comprehend.
322%Obsession, for one. The persistent single-minded fixation on one idea.
322% -- Spock, "Obsession," stardate 3619.6.
323%Do you know that you're one of the few predator species that preys
323%even on itself?
323% -- Trelane, "The Squire of Gothos," stardate 2124.5.
324%Earthment like Rameses, Alexander, Ceasar, Napoleon, Hitler, Lee Kuan.
324%Your whole Earth history is made up of men seeking absolute power.
324% -- Spock, "Patterns of Force," stardate 2534.7.
325%Man is ultimately superior to any mechanical device.
325% -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver," stardate 1514.0.
326%We cannot allow any race as greedy and corruptible as yours to have
326%free run of the galaxy.
326% -- Norman the android, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
327%Your species is self-destructive.
327% -- Norman the android, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
328%[The people of Vaal] have taken their first step [towards achieving
328%true human stature]. They've learned to kill.
328% -- Spock, "The Apple," stardate 3715.6.
329%Earthmen fear to bargain honestly.
329% -- Kras the Klingon, "Friday's Child," stardate 3497.2.
330%You like to think of yourselves as complex creatures, but you're flawed.
330%One gains admittance to your minds through many levels. You have too
330%many to keep track of yourselves. There are unguarded entrances to
330%any human mind.
330% -- Sylvia of Pyris VII, "Catspaw," stardate 3018.2.
331%Sparing your helpless enemy who surely would have destroyed you, you
331%demonstrated the advanced trait of mercy, something we hardly expected.
331%We feel that there may be hope for your kind. Therefore you will
331%not be destroyed. It would not be civilized.
331% -- The Metron, "Arena," stardate 3046.2.
332%...hesitation ... is an hereditary trait of your species, and
332%suddenly faced by the unknown, or imminent danger, a human will
332%invariably experience a split second of indecision. He hesitates.
332% -- Spock, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7.
333%You [humans] find it easier to understand the death of one than the
333%death of a million.
333% -- Spock, "The Immunity Syndrome," stardate 4307.1.
334%You striving, bickering, foolishly brave humans.
334% -- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1.
335%Unhappiness is the state which occurs in the human when wants and
335%desires are not fulfilled.
335% -- Spock, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
336%Humans are very peculiar. I often find them unfathomable, but an
336%interesting psychological study.
336% -- Spock, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4658.9.
337%You are still half-savage -- but there is hope.
337% -- The Metron, "Arena," stardate 3046.2.
338%A lie is a very poor way to say hello.
338% -- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever," stardate unknown.
339%Hours can be centuries
339% -- Vanna the Troglyte, "The Cloud Minders," stardate 5819.0.
340%Be pleasant no matter how much it hurts.
340% -- Kirk, "Elaan of Troyius," stardate 4372.5.
341%Parents like stupid things.
341% -- Don of the Starnes Expedition, "And The Children Shall Lead,"
341% stardate 5029.5.
342%I think children have an instinctive need for adults; they want to
342%be told right and wrong.
342% -- Kirk, "Miri," stardate 2713.6.
343%A room should reflect its occupant.
343% -- Kirk, "Wink of an Eye," stardate 5710.5.
344%A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it.
344% -- Mr. Atoz of Sarpeidon, "All Our Yesterdays," stardate 5943.7.
345%Sailor's luck, Mr. Spock. Or as one of Finable's Laws puts it: "Any
345%home port the ship makes will be somebody else's, not mine!"
345% -- Kirk, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7.
346%In the long history of medicine, no doctor has ever caught the first
346%few minutes of a play.
346% -- McCoy, "The Conscience of the King," stardate 2919.8.
347%We're immortal, we gods. The Earth changed. Your fathers changed.
347%They turned away, until we were only memories. A god cannot survive
347%as a memory. We need love, admiration, worship, as you need food.
347% -- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1.
348%Nobody helps nobody but himself!
348% -- Bela Oxmyx, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknown.
349%Make the most of an uncertain future. Enjoy yourself today. Tomorrow
349%may never come at all.
349% -- Trelane, "The Squire of Gothos," stardate 2125.7.
350%It isn't a bad life to have everyone in the universe at your beck and
350%call, and you win all the arguments.
350% -- Kirk, "The Man Trap," stardate 1513.8.
351%I don't trust men who smile too much.
351% -- Commander Kor the Klingon, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.7.
352%The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals. As far back
352%as the sabertooth tiger.
352% -- Spock, "Catspaw," stardate 3018.2.
353%Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure.
353% -- Kirk, "the Alternative Factor," stardate 3088.7.
354%The most cooperative man in this world is a dead man.
354% -- Bela Oxmyx, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknown.
355%The trigger has been pulled. We've got to get there before the
355%hammer falls.
355% -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3198.4.
356%Hot as Vulcan.
356% -- McCoy, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7.
357%May the Great Bird of the galaxy bless your planet.
357% -- Sulu, "The Man Trap," stardate 1513.4.
358%We shield it [the Vulcan mating rite] with ritual and custom shrouded
358%in antiquity. You humans have no conception. It strips our minds from
358%us. It brings a madness which rips away the veneer of civilization.
358%It is the "pon farr" -- the time of mating.
358% -- Spock, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7.
359%We have always fought. We must; we are hunters ... tracking and taking
359%what we need. There are poor planets in the Klingon systems ... we
359%must push outward if we are to survive.
359% -- Mara, the wife of the Klingon Commander, "Day of the Dove,"
359% stardate unknown.
360%I suppose most of us overlook that fact that even Vulcans aren't
360%indestructible.
360% -- Kirk, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7.
361%I have heard of the Vulcan integrity and personal honor. There is a
361%well-known saying, or is it a myth, that Vulcans are incapable of lying.
361% -- Romulan Commander, "The Enterprise Incident," stardate 5027.3.
362%Too much love is dangerous
362%Cupid's arrow kills Vulcans
362% -- Dionyd and Eraclitus, the Platonians, "Plato's Stepchildren,"
362% stardate 5784.3.
363%As a Vulcan you will study it [Romulan society]. As a human, you
363%would find ways to appreciate it.
363% -- Romulan Commander, "The Enterprise Incident," stardate 5027.3.
364%Hope -- I always thought that was a human failing, Mr. Spock?
364%True, Doctor. Constant exposure does result in a certain degree
364%of contamination.
364% -- McCoy and Spock, "The Gamesters of Triskelion," stardate 3211.7.
365%In the distant past Vulcans killed to win their mates.
365%And they still go mad at this time. Perhaps the price they pay for
365%having no emotions the rest of the time.
365% -- Kirk and McCoy, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7.
366%Their [the Klingon's] empire is made up of conquered worlds. They take
366%what they want by arms and force.
366% -- Kirk, "Friday's Child," stardate 3497.2.
367%At least we'll be away from all this openness. No, this is too strange
367%for us. We are creatures of outer space. Soon, we will be safe in
367%the comforting closeness of walls.
367% -- Rojan the Kelvan, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4657.5.
368%Captain, we can control the Federation as easily as we can control you.
368%The fate of the inferior in any galaxy.
368% -- Rojan the Kelvan, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4657.5.
369%Our people are warriors, often savage, but we are also many other
369%pleasant things.
369% -- Romulan Commander, "The Enterprise Incident," stardate 5027.3.
370%They're offering you a chance for combat. They consider it
370%more pleasurable than love.
370% -- McCoy, "Friday's Child," stardate 3497.2.
371%We found them totally uninterested in medical aid or hospitals. They
371%believe that only the strong should survive.
371% -- McCoy, "Friday's Child," stardate 3497.2.
372%This troubled planet [Ardana] is a place of most violent contrasts --
372%those who receive the rewards are totally separated from those who
372%shoulder the burdens. It is not a wise leadership.
372% -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders," stardate 5818.4.
373%We believe men should fight their own battles. Only the weak will die.
373% -- Proconsul Marcus Claudius, "Bread and Circuses," stardate 4041.2.
374%Tellarites do no argue for reasons; they simply argue.
374% -- Sarek of Vulcan, "Journey to Babel," stardate 3842.4.
375%To us, violence is unthinkable.
375% -- Ayleborne of Organia, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.7.
376%A truly advanced planet wouldn't use force. They wouldn't come here
376%in strange alien forms.
376% -- Gary Seven, "Assignment Earth," stardate unknown.
377%Joy can be many things.
377% -- Dr. Miranda Jones, "Is There In Truth No Beauty?" stardate 5630.7.
378%What is it in you humans that requires an overwhelming display of
378%emotion in a situation such as this? Two men pursue the only reasonable
378%course of action indicated, and yet you feel that something else is
378%necessary.
378% -- Spock, "That Which Survives," stardate unknown.
379%You thought I was taking your woman away from you. You're jealous.
379%You tried to kill me with your bare hands. Would a Kelvan do that?
379%Would he have to? You're reacting with the emotions of a human.
379%You are human.
379% -- Kirk, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4657.5.
380%This is loneliness? What a bitter thing ... it's so sad. How do you
380%bare it, this loneliness?
380% -- Commissioner Nancy Hedford/The Companion, "Metamorphosis,"
380% stardate 3220.3.
381%What is loneliness?
381%It is a thirst ... it is a flower, dying in a desert ...
381% -- Reena Kapec and Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah," stardate 5843.7.
382%Do you know what it's like alone, really alone? [They gave me] weapons,
382%shelter, food -- everything I needed to live -- except companionship ...
382%to send me here alone -- if that is not death, what is?
382% -- Zarabeth of Sarpeidon, "All Our Yesterdays," stardate 5943.9.
383%What is it like to feel pain?
383%It is like ... when you see that people have no hope of happiness ...
383%you feel great despair ... your heart is heavy because you know you
383%can do nothing ... pain is like that.
383% -- Hodin and Odona of Gideon, "The Mark of Gideon," stardate 5423.4.
384%Jealousy has often been a motive for murder.
384% -- Kirk, "Wolf in the Fold," stardate 3614.9.
385%Offense is a human emotion.
385% -- Sarek of Vulcan, "Journey to Babel," stardate 3842.3.
386%... motivations of passion or gain -- those are reasons for murder.
386% -- Shras, the Andorian Ambassador, "Journey to Babel," stardate
386% 3842.2.
387%Anger is a relative state.
387% -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold," stardate 3615.4.
388%Worry is a human emotion.
388% -- Spock, "Journey to Babel," stardate 3842.4.
389%Deriving sustenance from emotion is not unknown in the galaxy. And fear
389%is among the strongest and most violent of the emotions.
389% -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold," stardate 3615.4.
390%Desperation is a highly emotional state of mind.
390% -- Kirk, "The Galileo Seven," stardate 2822.3.
391%There's a certain inefficiency in constantly questioning me on things
391%you've already made up your mind about.
391% -- Spock, "The Corbomite Maneuver," stardate 1514.0.
392%Monsters come in many forms. And do you know the greatest monster
392%of them all? Guilt.
392% -- McCoy, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7.
393%We humans are full of unpredictable emotions that logic cannot solve.
393% -- Kirk, "What Are Little Girls Made Of?" stardate 2712.4.
394%Threats are illogical.
394% -- Sarek of Vulcan, "Journey to Babel," stardate 3842.3.
395%Respect is a rational process.
395% -- McCoy, "The Galileo Seven," stardate 2822.3.
396%You are not Morg. You are not Eymorg.
396% -- Kara the Eymorg, "Spock's Brain," stardate 5432.3.
397%Brain. Brain. What is brain?
397% -- Kara the Eymorg, "Spock's Brain," stardate 5432.3.
398%She could have had as fulfilling a life as any woman. If only... if only.
398% -- Kirk, "Turnabout Intruder," stardate 5923.5.
399%Forget.
399% -- Spock, "Requiem for Methusalah," stardate 5843.7.
400%Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship
400%ENTERPRISE. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to
400%seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has
400%gone before.
401%Now go back or thou shalt most certainly die.
401% -- Q, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7
402%You will now answer to the charge of being a grievously savage race.
402% -- Q, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7
403%Thou art notified that thy kind hath infiltrated the galaxy to far
403%already. Thou art directed to return to thine own solar system
403%immediately.
403% -- Q, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7
404%And now, a personal request, sir. Permission to clean up the bridge.
404% -- Lt. Worf to Picard about Q, "Encounter at Farpoint",
404%stardate 41153.7
405%Commander, signal on all languages and frequencies, we surrender.
405% -- Picard, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7
406%The prisoners will not be harmed...until they are found guilty.
406% -- Q, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7
407%Have you got some reason to want my atoms scattered all over space, boy?
407% -- McCoy to Data, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7
408%I don't see no points on your ears, boy, but you sound like a Vulcan.
408%"No, sir. I am an android."
408%Almost as bad.
408%"I thought it was generally accepted, sir, that Vulcans are an advanced
408%and most honorable race."
408%They are. And also damned annoying at times.
408% -- McCoy and Data, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7
409%This is a new ship, boy, but she's got the right name. Now you remember
409%that, you hear?
409%"I will, sir."
409%You treat her like a lady. She'll always bring you home.
409% -- McCoy and Data about the Enterprise, "Encounter at Farpoint",
409%stardate 41153.7
410%I am superior, sir, in many ways. But I would give it up...to be human.
410%Nice to meet you, Pinnochio.
410% -- Data and Riker, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7
411%I am a Klingon, sir. For me to seek escape when my captain goes
411%to battle...
411%"You are a Star Fleet officer, Lieutenant."
411%Aye, Sir.
411% -- Worf and Picard, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7
412%Sorry sir, I seem to be commenting on everything.
412% -- Data to Riker, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7
413%Lieutenant, do you intend to blast a hole through the viewer?
413% -- Capt. Picard to Worf, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7
414%You reacted fast, Lieutenant.
414%But futilely.
414%I will learn to do better, sir.
414% -- Riker, Picard, Worf, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7
415%We do exactly what we would do if this Q never existed. If we're going
415%to be damned, let's be damned for who we really are.
415% -- Picard, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7
416%Let's hope they find you as tasty as they did their last associates.
416% -- Riker to Groppler Zorn about the Ferengi, "Encounter at Farpoint",
416%stardate 41153.7
417%Just hoping this isn't the usual way our missions will go, sir.
417%Oh no, Number One, I'm sure most will be much more interesting. Let's
417%see what's out there. Engage.
417% -- Riker and Picard, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7
418%Well, hello, ENTERPRISE. Welcome. I hope you have a lot of pretty
418%boys on board because I'm willing - and waiting. In fact we're going
418%to have a real blowout here.
418% -- woman, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
419%Indications of what humans would call a wild party.
419% -- Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
420%You were right somebody blew out the hatch. They were all sucked out
420%into space.
420%"Correction sir, that's blown out."
420%Thank you, Data.
420%"Common mistake, sir."
420% -- Riker and Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
421%If you were any more perfect, Data, I'd have to write you up in a
421%Starfleet medical textbook.
421%"I am already listed in several bio-mechanical texts doctor."
421%Yes...Of course.
421% -- Dr. Crusher and Data. "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
422%This ought to be easy for someone written up in bio-mechanical texts.
422% -- Riker to Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
423%Attention all decks, all divisions, effective immediately, I have handed
423%over control of this vessel to Acting Captain Wesley Crusher.
423%Thank you Captain Picard, thank you. And with that order dawns a brave
423%new day for the Enterprise.
423% -- Picard and Wesley, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
424%There was a young lady from Venus.
424%Whose body was shaped like a -
424% -- Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
425%But I got out of my uniform for you Data.
425% -- Yar, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
426%You are fully functional aren't you?
426%"Of course, but -"
426%How fully?
426%"In every way, of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad
426%variety of pleasuring."
426%Ohh...you jewel, that's exactly what I hoped.
426% -- Yar and Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
427%Wouldn't you rather be alone with me, with me in your mind?
427% -- Troi to Riker, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
428%So you mean I'm drunk. I feel strange, but also good.
428%Because, because you have lost the capacity for self-judgement. Now
428%alcohol does this Wesley.
428% -- Wesley and Picard, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
429%Ah good, Data, least you're functioning.
429%Fully...Captain.
429% -- Picard and Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
430%If you prick me, do I not...leak?
430% -- Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
431%Captain, can I see you in your ready room. Its a private matter. No
431%actually its an urgent one.
431% -- Dr. Crusher, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
432%Right now I find you extremely, extremely...of course we haven't time
432%for that sort of thing.
432%"What sort of thing?"
432%Oh, god would I love to show you.
432% -- Dr. Crusher and Picard, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
433%Captain, my dear Captain. You owe me something, you do realize that,
433%don't you? I'm a woman I haven't had the comfort of a husband, a man.
433%Not now, Doctor, please.
433% -- Dr. Crusher and Picard, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
434%Worf, you do know what to do. Take us...uh...
434%"Take us out of here."
434%Right.
434% -- Picard and Riker, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
435%It was an adult who did it.
435% -- Wesley, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
436%Data, we have 8 or 9 minutes at most, can you finish by then?
436%No, this will take slightly more time than we have, sir.
436% -- Riker and Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
437%It's only fair to mention Wesley in a log entry, sir.
437%Fair is fair. And let's credit his science teacher, too.
437% -- Riker and Picard, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
438%Data, I'm only going to tell you this just once. It never happened.
438% -- Yar to Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
439%I put it to you all. I think we shall end up with a fine crew. if we
439%avoid temptation
439% -- Picard, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
440%Your skill impresses me. I like you.
440% -- Lutan to Yar, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25
441%Damn. Where are the callouses us doctors are supposed to grow over
441%our feelings.
441%Perhaps the good ones never get them.
441% -- Dr. Crusher and Picard, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25
442%But I warn you, if you get hurt, I'll put you on report, Captain.
442% -- Riker, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25
443%Have you been treated well, Lieutenant?
443%Fine Captain, but they're showing some signs of wear.
443% -- Yar and Picard, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25
444%What do you know of wants and feelings?
444%Nothing...Well almost nothing.
444% -- Lutan and Picard, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25
445%Shaving is a human art form, Data. Technological perfection can shave
445%too close.
445% -- Geordi, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25
446%Most interesting, could this be human joke number 663?
446%Negative, Data. That's a Captain's order.
446% -- Data and Geordi, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25
447%I'm sorry, this is becoming a speech.
447%You're the Captain, sir. You're entitled.
447% -- Picard and Troi, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25
448%Possibility, a malfunction in their engines, sir?
448%Breaks my heart.
448% -- Data and Geordi about the Ferengi, "The Last Outpost",
448%stardate 41386.4
449%Yankee traders, I like the sound of that.
449%Well sir, I doubt they wear red, white, and blue or look anything like
449%Uncle Sam.
449% -- Riker and Data about the Ferengi, "The Last Outpost",
449%stardate 41386.4
450%I say fight, sir. There's nothing shameful in falling to a superior enemy.
450%And nothing shameful in a strategic retreat either.
450% -- Worf and Picard, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
451%Merde.
451% -- Picard, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
452%I say put all available power into a full-out combined phaser and photon
452%torpedo salvo. Destroy their ability to sustain this forcefield, sir.
452%Yes! Hit them HARD and hit them FAST.
452% -- Yar and Worf, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
453%Apologies, Captain. I seem to have reached an odd functional impasse.
453%I am stuck.
453% -- Data, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
454%What do you make of these?
454%Crystalline, mostly inert, nothing to write home about.
454% -- Riker and Data, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
455%You work with your females, arm them, and force them to wear clothing.
455% -- Letek about Yar, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
456%He has the right to meet death awake.
456%"Is that a male perspective?"
456%Rubbish.
456% -- Picard and Dr. Crusher, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
457%And they shamelessly clothe their females. Inviting others to unclothe
457%them. The very depth of perversion.
457% -- Ferengi to Portal, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
458%Not a moment too soon Jean...I mean Captain.
458% -- Dr. Crusher, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
459%Is Mr. Kosinski what he seems, a joke?
459%No. It's too cruel.
459% -- Wesley and Traveler, "Where No One Has Gone Before",
459%stardate 41263.1
460%Are you telling me that's a pussy cat?
460%Yes, I suppose you could call it that.
460% -- Yar and Worf about a Klingon Targ, "Where No One Has Gone Before",
460%stardate 41263.1
461%Up until now, you have been...uninteresting. It's only now that your
461%life form begins to merit serious attention.
461% -- Traveler, "Where No One Has Gone Before", stardate 41263.1
462%Sir, shall we send for Dr. Crusher?
462%Why, is someone ill?
462% -- Riker and Picard, "Where No One Has Gone Before", stardate 41263.1
463%Klingons are so unusual in their reactions, aren't they?
463% -- Dr. Crusher to Picard, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3
464%Sorry, wrong species.
464% -- Selay delegate to Riker, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3
465%Captain Picard, you are now relieved of duty. I judge you to be disabled,
465%mentally incapacitated...
465% -- Dr. Crusher, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3
466%Elementary my dear Riker...sir.
466% -- Data, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3
467%What the devil am I doing here?
467%Sounds like our Captain.
467% -- Picard and Riker, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3
468%Indubitably, sir, Indubitably.
468% -- Data to Picard, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3
469%Security Team Two reports they've discovered a puddle of blood outside
469%the Selay quarters, and they can't find one of the delegates...
469%"Lieutenant, this couldn't have waited a moment?"
469%It's good to see you sir. The problem is that one of the cooks has just
469%been asked to broil reptile for the Anticans...and it looks like the
469%Selay delegate.
469% -- Yar and Riker, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3
470%They make love at the drop of a hat.
470%Any hat.
470% -- Geordi and Yar about the Edo, "Justice", stardate 41255.6
471%Nice planet.
471% -- Worf, "Justice", stardate 41255.6
472%Shall we go there now or remain and play?
472%"Play?"
472%At love. Unless you don't enjoy that.
472% -- Rivan and Riker, "Justice", stardate 41255.6
473%I want to do something too, with you.
473%"Uh...What?"
473%It's something you can teach me, will you?
473%"Uh...Well, actually, there are some games I don't quite know yet."
473% -- Edo Girl and Wesley, "Justice", stardate 41255.6
474%I am not concerned with pleasure, Commander, I am a warrior.
474%"Even Klingons need love now and then."
474%For what we would consider love, sir, I would need a Klingon woman.
474%"What about plain old basic sex? You must have some need for that."
474%Of course, but with the females available to me, sir - Earth females -
474%I must restrain myself too much. They are quite fragile, sir.
474%"Worf, if anyone else had said that I'd suspect he was bragging."
474%Bragging, sir?
474% -- Worf and Riker, "Justice", stardate 41255.6
475%Sharing an orbit with god is no small experience.
475% -- Troi, "Justice", stardate 41255.6
476%Would you choose one life over one thousand?
476%I refuse to let arithmetic decide questions like that.
476% -- Data and Picard, "Justice", stardate 41255.6
477%There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute. Even life itself
477%is an exercise in exceptions.
477%When has justice been as simple as a rulebook.
477% -- Picard and Riker, "Justice", stardate 41255.6
478%As you humans say, I'm all ears!
478% -- Ferengi, "The Battle", stardate 41723.9
479%There never is [profit] in revenge. Let the dead rest, and the past
479%remain the past.
479% -- Picard, "The Battle", stardate 41723.9
480%Adults.
480% -- Wesley, "The Battle", stardate 41723.9
481%I hope you're right, Data.
481%No question of it, sir.
481% -- Riker and Data, "The Battle", stardate 41723.9
482%Oh, your species is always suffering and dying.
482% -- Q, "Hide and Q", stardate 41590.5
483%No. Lt. Worf you will make no move against him unless I order it.
483%Pity, you might have learned an interesting lesson macrohead, with a
483%microbrain.
483% -- Picard and Q, "Hide and Q", stardate 41590.5
484%What in the hell am I doing...crying? It is so frustrating to be
484%controlled like this.
484%Don't worry, there is a new ship's standing order on the bridge. When
484%When one is in the penalty box, tears are permitted.
484% -- Yar and Picard, "Hide and Q", stardate 41590.5
485%Will you stop interrupting me. I mean, this is hardly a time to be
485%teaching you the true nature of the universe.
485% -- Q to Riker, "Hide and Q", stardate 41590.5
486%Let us pray for understanding and for compassion.
486%Let us do no such damn thing.
486% -- Q and Picard, "Hide and Q", stardate 41590.5
487%Worf, is this your idea of sex?
487%This is sex, but I have no place for it in my life now.
487%No place microbrain? What possesses you?
487% -- Geordi, Worf, and Q, "Hide and Q", stardate 41590.5
488%Data, you're circling the room like a buzzard.
488% -- Picard, "Haven", stardate 41294.5
489%Could you please continue the petty bickering. I find it most intriguing.
489% -- Data, "Haven", stardate 41294.5
490%You spell 'knife' with a 'k'.
490%I spell 'knife' with an 'n', but then I never could spell.
490% -- Troi and Picard, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7
491%Teenage mating rituals?
491% -- Wesley, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7
492%If I leave town, town leaves with me.
492% -- Picard, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7
493%Senseless killing is immoral, but killing for a purpose, can quite
493%often be ingenious.
493% -- Cyrus Redblock, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7
494%It was a nice place to visit, Number One, but I wouldn't want to die
494%there.
494% -- Picard about the Holodeck, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7
495%Mr. LaForge, step on it.
495% -- Picard, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7
496%And these small projections?
496%An android alarm clock. Is that amusing?
496% -- Dr. Crusher and Data, "Datalore", stardate 41242.4
497%If you had an off switch, doctor, would you not keep it a secret?
497%I guess I would.
497% -- Data and Dr. Crusher, "Datalore", stardate 41242.4
498%Lesson #1 in becoming more human. You must observe all human customs.
498% -- Lore to Data, "Datalore", stardate 41242.4
499%Now I call that communicating.
499% -- Geordi, "Datalore", stardate 41242.4
500%Shut up, Wesley!
500% -- Picard, "Datalore", stardate 41242.4
501%Shut up, Wesley!
501% -- Dr. Crusher, "Datalore", stardate 41242.4
502%So just tell me to 'Shut up, Wesley' and I will.
502% -- Wesley, "Datalore", stardate 41242.4
503%How sad, dear brother, you make me wish I were an only child.
503% -- Data to Lore, "Datalore", stardate 41242.4
504%The troublesome little man child. Are you prepared for the kind of death
504%you've earned little man?
504% -- Lore to Wesley, "Datalore", stardate 41242.4
505%Back off or I'll turn your little man into a torch. I promise him
505%exquisite pain.
505% -- Lore, "Datalore", stardate 41242.4
506%What do you think you're rescuing me from? My shipmates and I have all
506%taken wives. A few even have children. You can't rescue a man from a
506%place that he calls his home.
506% -- Ramsey, "Angel One", stardate 41636.9
507%Klingons appreciate strong women.
507% -- Worf, "Angel One", stardate 41636.9
508%How does stimulation of the olfactory nerves affect the enjoyment of sex?
508% -- Data, "Angel One", stardate 41636.9
509%I think I may sneeze.
509%"A Klingon sneeze?"
509%Only one I know.
509% -- Worf and Geordi, "Angel One", stardate 41636.9
510%Make it so.
510% -- Geordi, "Angel One", stardate 41636.9
511%No power in the universe can hope to stop the force of evolution. Be
511%warned. The execution of Mr. Ramsey and his followers may elevate them
511%to the status of martyrs. Martyrs cannot be silenced.
511% -- Riker, "Angel One", stardate 41636.9
512%If winning is not important, then commander, why keep score?
512% -- Worf and Riker, "11001001", stardate 41365.9
513%I think he's pulling your leg. Believe it or not, Worf is developing
513%a sense of humor.
513%I hope so...for their sake.
513% -- Yar and Riker, "11001001", stardate 41365.9
514%What's a knockout like you doing in a computer generated gin joint
514%like this?
514% -- Riker to Minuet, "11001001", stardate 41365.9
515%Our children are not for sale.
515% -- Dr. Crusher to Radue, "When the Bough Breaks", stardate 41509.1
516%You're a man obsessed with what he does. Who knows what an obsessed
516%man would do to keep going? Kill perhaps?
516%I CREATE life! I don't take it!
516% -- Picard and Kurt Mandl, "Home Soil", stardate 41463.9
517%Ugly Bags of Mostly Water we try at peace...you not listen. Boy in
517%Dome on Sand of Home...we kill.
517% -- Microbrain, "Home Soil", stardate 41463.9
518%It's a good thing you're cute Wesley, or you could really be obnoxious.
518% -- Oliana Mirren, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416.2
519%You hear what she said Mordock? She said I was cute.
519%"Is that good, Wesley?"
519%Yes...I think.
519% -- Wesley and Mordock about Oliana, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416.2
520%Thinking about what you can't control only wastes energy and creates
520%its own enemy.
520% -- Worf, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416.2
521%Only fools have no fear.
521% -- Worf, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416.2
522%How dare you! I am Rondon! You despicable Melonoid slime worm! Liar!
522% -- Rondon to Wesley, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416.2
523%Do you want this to become violent?
523% -- Wesley to Rondon, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416.2
524%There is nothing wrong with Captain Picard or with the ship's logs.
524%Therefore, there must be something wrong with your original assumption.
524%"That is not acceptable, Mr. Data."
524%Acceptable or not, sir, it is the truth.
524% -- Data and Remmick, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416.2
525%You don't like me very much do you?
525%Is it required...sir?
525% -- Lt. Cmdr Remmick and Worf, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416.2
526%My personal feelings about Captain Picard are irrelevant to this
526%investigation...and NONE of your business.
526% -- Dr. Beverly Crusher, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416.2
527%Why do you mock me? Why do you wish to anger me?
527%Only to see if it is still possible.
527% -- Worf and Korris, "Heart of Glory", stardate 41503.7
528%Cowards take hostages. Klingons do not.
528% -- Worf to Yar, "Heart of Glory", stardate 41503.7
529%Do not deny the challenge of your destiny! Get off your knees and
529%soar. Open your eyes and let the dream take flight.
529% -- Korris to Worf, "Heart of Glory", stardate 41503.7
530%You look for the battles in the wrong place. The true test of a warrior
530%is not without - it is within.
530% -- Worf to Korris, "Heart of Glory", stardate 41503.7
531%How did they die?
531%They died well.
531% -- K'Nera and Worf, "Heart of Glory", stardate 41503.7
532%I was just being polite, sir.
532% -- Worf to Picard, "Heart of Glory", stardate 41503.7
533%What happened to all the people?
533%War?
533%Disease?
533%A dissatisfied customer?
533% -- Troi, Worf, Data, and Geordi, "Arsenal of Freedom",
533%stardate 41798.2
534%"Peace through superior firepower."
534% -- The Peddler, "Arsenal of Freedom", stardate 41798.2
535%Tell me about your ship, Riker. It's the Enterprise isn't it?
535%"No, the name of my ship is the Lollipop."
535%I have no knowledge of that ship.
535%"It's just been commissioned. It's a good ship."
535% -- Capt. Rice and Riker, "Arsenal of Freedom", stardate 41798.2
536%Impressive demonstration, isn't it.
536%Demonstration? It tried to kill us.
536% -- The Peddler and Picard, "Arsenal of Freedom", stardate 41798.2
537%It's great to hear your voice, Captain. We're a little busy right now.
537%I'll get right back to you.
537% -- Geordi, "Arsenal of Freedom", stardate 41798.2
538%Mr. LaForge, when I left this ship it was in one piece. I would
538%appreciate your returning it to me in the same condition.
538% -- Picard, "Arsenal of Freedom", stardate 41798.2
539%Behave yourselves, gentlemen.
539% -- Yar, "Symbiosis", stardate unknown
540%Voluntary addiction to drugs is a reoccurring theme is many cultures.
540% -- Data, "Symbiosis", stardate unknown
541%What do you want?
541%"Maybe I want nothing."
541%Then you would have killed all of us.
541%"I still might."
541% -- Riker and Armus, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3
542%DATA...DATA SOMETHING'S GOT ME!!!
542% -- Riker, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3
543%I would guess that death is no longer sufficient to alleviate its
543%boredom, therefore Commander Riker is alive.
543% -- Data to Picard, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3
544%You are capable of great sadism and cruelty. Interesting, no redeeming
544%qualities.
544% -- Data to Armus, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3
545%I do not serve things evil. I am evil.
545% -- Armus, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3
546%Shall I tell you what true evil is? It is to submit to you. It is when
546%we surrender our freedom, our dignity, instead of defying you.
546% -- Picard to Armus, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3
547%Hello, my friends. You are here now watching this image of me because I
547%have died. It probably happened while I was on duty, and quickly, which
547%is what I expected. Never forget I died doing exactly what I wanted to
547%do. What I want you to know is how much I loved my life, and those of
547%you who shared it with me. You are my family, you all know where I came
547%from and what my life was like before. But Starfleet took that
547%frightened, angry young girl and tempered her. I have been blessed
547%with your friendship, and your love.
547% -- Yar, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3
548%Ah...Worf. We are so much alike you and I. Both warriors, orphans who
548%found ourselves this family. I hope I met death with my eyes wide open.
548% -- Yar, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3
549%My friend Data, you see things with the wonder of a child. And that
549%makes you more human than any of us.
549% -- Yar, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3
550%Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I wish I could say you've been like a father to,
550%me, but I've never had one so I don't know what it feels like. But if
550%there was someone in this universe I could chose to be like, someone who
550%I would want to make proud of me, its you. You who have the heart of an
550%explorer and the soul of a poet.
550% -- Yar, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3
551%Death is that state in which one exists only in the memory of others.
551%Which is why it is not an end.
551% -- Yar, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3
552%No good-byes. Just good memories. Hailing frequencies closed, sir.
552% -- Yar, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3
553%Sir, the purpose of this gathering confuses me.
553%"Oh. How so?"
553%My thoughts are not for Tasha, but for myself. I keep thinking how
553%empty it will be without her presence. Did I miss the point?
553%"No you didn't, Data. You got it."
553% -- Data and Picard, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3
554%Thank you for Paris.
554% -- Janice to Picard, "We'll Always Have Paris", stardate 41697.9
555%Swimming is too much like...bathing.
555% -- Worf, "Conspiracy", stardate 41775.5
556%Starfleet's finest. Fancy meeting you here.
556% -- Picard, "Conspiracy", stardate 41775.5
557%Friendship must dare to risk, Counselor, or it is not friendship.
557% -- Picard to Troi, "Conspiracy", stardate 41775.5
558%That was not a request I was simply...talking to myself. A human
558%idiosyncrasy, triggered by a fascination with a particular set of facts,
558%or sometimes brought about by senility, or used as a means of weighing
558%information before reaching a conclusion, or as a -
558%Thank you sir, I comprehend.
558% -- Data and the ENTERPRISE computer, "Conspiracy", stardate 41775.5
559%Do Klingons fear death as much as humans? I could snap your neck in a
559%second, but it wouldn't be as much fun.
559% -- Admiral Quinn to Worf, "Conspiracy", stardate 41775.5
560%Welcome to the 24th century.
560% -- Picard, "The Neutral Zone", stardate 41986.0
561%Well, we won't be inviting these Romulans to our party will we?
561%No. That would not be...appropriate.
561% -- Sonny and Data, "The Neutral Zone", stardate 41986.0
562%Silence your dog, Captain.
562% -- T'bok about Worf, "The Neutral Zone", stardate 41986.0
563%Matters more urgent caused our absence. Now witness the result. Outposts
563%destroyed, expansion of the Federation everywhere. Yes, we have indeed
563%been negligent, Captain, but no more.
563% -- T'bok, "The Neutral Zone", stardate 41986.0
564%There's still much to do, still so much to learn.
564% -- Picard, "The Neutral Zone", stardate 41986.0
565%Counselor Troi is pregnant.
565%A baby! This IS a surprise.
565%Especially to me.
565% -- Picard, Riker, Troi, "The Child", stardate 42073.1
566%I hate to be indiscreet, but who's the father?!
566% -- Riker to Troi, "The Child", stardate 42073.1
567%Sure is a damn ugly nothing.
567% -- Geordi about Nagilum, "Where Silence has Lease",
567%stardate 42193.6
568%To understand death, I must amass information on every aspect of it. The
568%experiments shouldn't take more than a third of the crew, maybe half.
568% -- Nagilum, "Where Silence Has Lease", stardate 42193.6
569%AT EASE, Lieutenant!
569% -- Riker to Worf, "Where Silence Has Lease", stardate 42193.6
570%Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur wholeheartedly.
570% -- Riker, "Where Silence Has Lease", stardate 42193.6
571%Ensign, if you encounter any holes...steer clear.
571% -- Riker to Wesley, "Where Silence Has Lease",
571%stardate 42193.6
572%Thank you for the tea and crumpets. I'll be on my way.
572% -- Dr. Pulaski to Moriarty, "Elementary, Dear Data", stardate 42286.3
573%Take my Worf...please.
573% -- Data, "The Outrageous Okona", stardate 42402.7
574%And you don't resent it? The VISOR or being blind?
574%Since they are both part of me and I really like who I am, why should
574%I resent them?
574% -- Scholar and Geordi, "Loud as a Whisper", stardate 42477.2
575%The real secret is turning a disadvantage into an advantage.
575% -- Riva the Mediator, "Loud as a Whisper", stardate 42477.2
576%Are you a Romulan?
576% -- Kareen to Worf, "The Schizoid Man", stardate 42437.5
577%I'll tell you a little secret, sonny. I don't really believe I will be
577%dying. I believe I've learned how to transfer the wealth of my knowledge
577%into a computer. Before I die, I plan to transfer my great intellect
577%into this machine, thus cheating the Grim Reaper of his greatest prize.
577% -- Dr. Ira Graves, "The Schizoid Man", stardate 42437.5
578%Just look at that face. The face of a thinker, a warrior, a man for all
578%seasons. Yet, Ira Graves was not perfect. Perhaps his greatest flaw was
578%that he was too selfless. He simply cared too much about his fellow man,
578%with nary a thought for himself. A man of limitless accomplishments and
578%unbridled modesty. I can safely say that to know Ira Graves was to love
578%him. And to love him was to know him. Those who know him LOVED him -
578%while those who did not know him, loved him from afar -
578% -- Data/Graves, "The Schizoid Man", stardate 42437.5
579%What were your impressions of Dr. Graves?
579%He seemed brilliant. Egocentric, arrogant, chauvinistic.
579% -- Picard and Lt. Selar, "The Schizoid Man", stardate 42437.5
580%Why am I lying on the floor. In this undignified position, with the
580%four of you standing over me, displaying expressions of...
580% -- Data, "The Schizoid Man", stardate 42437.5
581%Natural causes? What in Nature could cause that?
581% -- Picard, "Unnatural Selection", stardate 42494.8
582%Commander Data has a way with computers.
582% -- Dr. Pulaski, "Unnatural Selection", stardate 42494.8
583%As androids go, you're in a class by yourself.
583% -- Dr. Pulaski to Data, "Unnatural Selection", stardate 42494.
584%It's my understanding that one of the duties of the First Officer on a
584%Klingon ship is to assassinate the Captain.
584%"Yes, sir. When and if the Captain becomes weak and unable to perform,
584%it is expected that his honorable retirement should be assisted by his
584%First. The Second Officer would assassinate you for the same reasons."
584%This method of attrition could take a little getting used to.
584% -- Riker and Worf, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
585%Sentimental, Lieutenant?
585%Efficiency Commander.
585% -- Riker and Worf, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
586%I know I can count on every Klingon warrior on this crew to serve and
586%die in battle. So, I ask, Commander Riker - where are your loyalties.
586%"I have been assigned here to serve this ship and to obey your orders. I
586%will do exactly that."
586%Will you take an oath to that effect.
586%"I just did."
586% -- Capt. Kargan and Riker, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
587%Didn't mean to offend you.
587%You didn't, yet.
587% -- Ensign Mendon and Worf, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
588%Ensign Mendon. You may impress me.
588% -- Worf, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
589%Perhaps we could get one of the females to breast-feed you."
589% -- Klag, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
590%One, or both?
590% -- Riker, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
591%And I will instruct you on Enterprise etiquette.
591% -- Worf to Mendon, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
592%He's not very attractive, but I will have him.
592% -- Vekma about Riker, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
593%I may be back for you.
593%She serious?
593% -- Vekma and Riker, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
594%He may be a spy, but he is not a coward.
594%That only proves he's intelligent.
594% -- Klag and Kargan, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
595%To be ordered to die is an expectation for any officer at any time.
595%For a Klingon perhaps, but Riker's people do not volunteer for death
595%so easily.
595% -- Capt. Kargan and Klag, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
596%You will die like a Klingon.
596% -- Kargan to Riker, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
597%This is Captain William Riker of the Klingon vessel PAGH. I order you
597%to lower your shields and surrender.
597% -- Riker to the ENTERPRISE, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
598%You understand the Klingons better than I thought.
598%Thank you, my friend.
598% -- Klag and Riker, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
599%I learned quite a bit.
599%"Apparently not when to duck."
599%When NOT to duck would be more accurate.
599% -- Riker and Picard, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
600%You come from a very brave and unique race. I'm glad you're here on
600%the ENTERPRISE.
600%Thank you, Commander. And welcome home.
600% -- Riker and Worf, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
601%Do you know what I'd like to do if there weren't so many people around?
601%"Break a chair across my teeth?"
601%Well, after that.
601%"Ain't love grand?"
601% -- Picard and Capt. Louvois, "The Measure of a Man", stardate 42523.7
602%It brings a sense of order and stability to my universe to know you're
602%still a pompous ass...and a damn sexy man.
602% -- Capt. Philipa Louvois, "The Measure of a Man", stardate 42523.7
603%All this passion over a machine?
603% -- Capt. Louvois, "The Measure of a Man", stardate 42523.7
604%Data is a toaster.
604% -- Capt. Louvois, "The Measure of a Man", stardate 42523.7
605%I would prefer not to answer that question.
605%"Under the circumstances I don't think Tasha would mind."
605%She was special to me, sir. We were...intimate.
605% -- Data and Picard, "The Measure of a Man", stardate 42523.7
606%Data is a physical representation of a dream, an idea conceived by the
606%mind of a man. His purpose? To serve human needs and interests. He is
606%a collection of neural nets and heuristic algorithms. His responses are
606%dictated by an elaborate software program written BY a MAN. The hardware
606%was built by a MAN. And this MAN has turned him off. Pinnochio is
606%broken, the strings have been cut.
606% -- Riker, "The Measure of a Man", stardate 42523.7
607%There have always been disposable creatures.
607% -- Guinan, "The Measure of a Man", stardate 42523.7
608%You are a wise man my friend.
608%Not yet sir. But with your help, I am learning.
608% -- Riker and Data, "The Measure of a Man", stardate 42523.7
609%That's a super-conducting magnet isn't it?
609% -- Salia, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8
610%I don't know if she'll have time for you, Wes. She's destined to rule an
610%entire world.
610% -- Riker to Wesley about Salia, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8
611%Do not be fooled by her looks. The body is just a shell.
611% -- Worf, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8
612%I supposed it had to happen. It usually does at about this age?
612%"What does?"
612%Glands, erupting with hormones.
612% -- Geordi and Wesley, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8
613%That is how a Klingon lures a mate.
613%"Are you telling me to yell at Salia?"
613%No, no, no. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy
613%objects. And claw at you.
613%"What does the man do?"
613%He reads love poetry. He ducks a lot.
613%"Worf, it sounds like it works great for the Klingons, but...I
613%think I need to try something a little less...dangerous?"
613%Go to her door, beg like a human.
613% -- Worf and Wesley, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8
614%It should be that simple, Wesley. Judging by her appearance, it is likely
614%you and Salia are biologically compatible. Of course, there could be a
614%difference in the histocompatibility complex if the cell membrane, but-
614%Data, I want to meet her, not dissect her.
614% -- Data and Wesley, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8
615%Now, the first words out of your mouth are the most important. You may
615%want to start with something like this here. You are the most beautiful
615%woman in the galaxy. but that might not work."
615%"Yes! Yes, it would."
615%You don't know how long I've wanted to tell you that.
615%"But you were afraid."
615%Yes.
615%"Of me?"
615%Of us. Of what we might become.
615% -- Riker and Guinan, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8
616%Or that you might think it was a line.
616%"Maybe I do think it's a line."
616%Then you think I'm not sincere.
616%"I didn't say that. There's nothing wrong with a line. It's like
616%knocking at the door."
616%Then you're inviting me in?
616%"I'm not sending you away."
616%That's more than I expected.
616%"Is it as much as you hoped?"
616%To hope is to recognize the possibility. I had only dreams.
616%"Dreams can be dangerous."
616%Not these dreams. I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars,
616%and the universe worships the night.
616%"Careful! Putting me on a pedestal so high, you might not be able
616%to reach me."
616%Then I'll learn how to fly. You are the heart of my day, and the
616%soul of my night.
616% -- Riker and Guinan, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8
617%I cannot rely on your primitive technology. Kill the patient.
617% -- Anya to Dr. Pulaski, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8
618%Just because a girl runs out doesn't mean she doesn't want you to follow.
618% -- Guinan to Wesley, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8
619%A taste to remember me by...
619% -- Wesley to Salia, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8
620%I'm never going to feel this way about anyone else.
620%"You're right."
620%I didn't expect you to say that.
620%"Oh, there will be others - but, the next time you feel love will be
620%different. Each time is different."
620%Knowing that doesn't make it any easier.
620%"It isn't supposed to."
620% -- Wesley and Guinan, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8
621%Welcome to the bridge, Mr. LaForge.
621% -- Picard, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1
622%Fate - Protects fools, children, and ships named Enterprise.
622% -- Riker, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1
623%This is yet another example of how our actions produce random results.
623% -- Data, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1
624%That was not manual override.
624% -- Data, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1
625%If it should become necessary to fight, could you locate me some
625%rocks to throw at them.
625% -- Riker, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1
626%In another time and place this could be funny.
626% -- Troi, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1
627%The victors invariably write the history to their own advantage.
627% -- Picard, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1
628%Blue...blue...blue...
628%I hope that isn't a stutter.
628% -- Data and Picard, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1
629%So how's it been here, Number One? Same old routine job?
629% -- Picard to Riker, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1
630%Now I see why you want to handle all the away teams, Number One.
630%That's where all the excitement is.
630% -- Picard to Riker, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1
631%It's a time-honored way of practicing medicine. With your head, and
631%your heart, and your hands.
631% -- Dr. Pulaski, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1
632%What a horrible way to die.
632% -- Worf referring to dying while sleeping, "The Royale",
632%stardate 42625.4
633%I'm a doctor, not a magician.
633% -- Dr. Pulaski, "The Royale", stardate 42625.4
634%No woman is worth dying for. Killing for, but not dying for.
634% -- Mickey D, "The Royale", stardate 42625.4
635%Baby needs a new pair of shoes.
635% -- Data, "The Royale", stardate 42625.4
636%Do you mean I should just sit down, shut up, and wait?
636%Well, I wouldn't have put it quite like that.
636% -- Picard and Riker, "Time Squared", stardate 42679.2
637%Release him, Doctor.
637%"Do you know what you're doing?"
637%No! Release him!
637% -- Picard and Pulaski, "Time Squared", stardate 42679.2
638%They say, if you travel far enough, you will eventually meet yourself.
638%Having experienced that, Number One, its not something I would care
638%to repeat.
638% -- Picard to Riker, "Time Squared", stardate 42679.2
639%With all due respect, BEGONE...sir.
639% -- Worf to Data, "The Icarus Factor", stardate 42686.4
640%It appears Lt. Commander Worf is quite adamant about his solitude.
640% -- Data, "The Icarus Factor", stardate 42686.4
641%If I were not a professional, and an android, I would be insulted.
641% -- Data to Geordi, "The Icarus Factor", stardate 42686.4
642%There really is no substitute for holding the reins.
642% -- Picard to Riker, "The Icarus Factor", stardate 42686.4
643%Y'know it's really a shame there's no anbo-jyutsu ring nearby, because
643%you really need to be put in your place.
643% -- Kyle Riker to Cmdr. Riker, "The Icarus Factor", stardate 42686.4
644%I'm just glad humans have progressed beyond the need for such barbaric
644%displays.
644%Have they? Commander Riker and his father are about to engage in
644%barbarism of their own.
644% -- Dr. Pulaski and Troi, "The Icarus Factor", stardate 42686.4
645%So what are you saying? That the Dremans are fated to die?
645%"It's something that needs to be considered."
645%Well consider it considered and rejected.
645% -- Geordi and Riker, "Pen Pals", stardate 42695.3
646%Data! Data! Where are you? Why won't you answer? Are you angry with me?
646%Please, please, I'm so afraid! Don't leave me.
646%Wait. Oh, Data. That whisper in the darkness has become a plea. We
646%cannot turn our backs.
646% -- Sarjenka and Picard, "Pen Pals", stardate 42695.3
647%In for a penny, in for a pound, is that what you're saying Mister Data?
647% -- Picard, "Pen Pals", stardate 42695.3
648%If you need me, I'll be here in the corner, dozing off.
648% -- Chief O'Brien to Riker, "Pen Pals", stardate 42695.3
649%And microbrain. Growl for me. Let me know you still care.
649% -- Q to Worf, "Q-Who?", stardate 42761.3
650%It's not safe out here! It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate
650%desires both subtle and gross...but it's not for the timid.
650% -- Q, "Q-Who?", stardate 42761.3
651%You can't outrun them. You can't destroy them. If you damage them, the
651%essence of what they are remains - they regenerate and keep coming.
651%Eventually, you will weaken. Your reserves will be gone. They are
651%relentless.
651% -- Q to Picard about the Borg, "Q-Who?", stardate 42761.3
652%You wanted to frighten us. We're frightened. You wanted to show us that
652%we are inadequate - for the moment, I will grant that. You want me to
652%say that I need you. Right now - I need you.
652% -- Picard to Q, "Q-Who?", stardate 42761.3
653%If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you had better go back
653%home and crawl under your bed.
653% -- Q to Picard, "Q-Who?", stardate 42761.3
654%Q might have done the right thing for the wrong reason, perhaps we
654%needed a good kick in our complacency to get us ready for what's ahead.
654% -- Picard to Guinan, "Q-Who?", stardate 42761.3
655%We are far from home. Our ship is the MONDOR. It is broken. We look
655%for things. Things that make us go. We need help.
655% -- Grebnedlog, "Samaritan Snare", stardate 42779.1
656%He is smart. He can make us go. We need him.
656% -- Reginod, "Samaritan Snare", stardate 42779.1
657%We look for things. Things to make us go.
657%Yeah, so I've heard.
657% -- Grebnedlog and Geordi, "Samaritan Snare", stardate 42779.1
658%We wish to be nothing if not persistent.
658% -- Grebnedlog, "Samaritan Snare", stardate 42779.1
659%Do not try to trick us. We can tell.
659% -- Grebnedlog, "Samaritan Snare", stardate 42779.1
660%I was no hero, but an undisciplined, opinionated, loud-mouthed young man
660%who was far out of his league. It was a great and painful lesson, and I
660%learned it well. I only hope you won't need to learn it as I did.
660% -- Picard to Wesley, "Samaritan Snare", stardate 42779.1
661%Your people are violent.
661% -- Grebnedlog to Geordi, "Samaritan Snare", stardate 42779.1
662%Klingons do not faint.
662% -- Worf to Dr. Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
663%Klingons do not give in to illness.
663% -- Worf to Dr. Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
664%How would Commander Riker feel if he had the measles?
664%Pretty silly.
664% -- Worf and Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
665%Worf! You're a romantic!
665%It is among the Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower.
665% -- Dr. Pulaski and Worf, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
666%This is my security chief, Lt. Worf.
666%I don't suppose security is much of a problem for you.
666% -- Picard and Danilo O'dell, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
667%What the hell was that thing.
667%"Automated fire system, a force field contains the flame until the
667%remaining oxygen has been consumed."
667%Ah...What if I'd been under that thing?
667%"You would have been standing in the fire."
667%Yeah, well, leaving that aside for the moment, I mean what would have
667%happened to me?
667%"You would have suffocated and died."
667%Yeah, Ah...Sweet mercy.
667% -- Danilo O'dell and Worf, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
668%What are you staring at? Have you never seen a woman before?
668%I thought I had.
668% -- Brenna O'Dell and Riker, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
669%Sometimes, Number One, you just have to...bow to the absurd.
669% -- Picard, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
670%That isn't necessary, the ship will clean itself.
670%Well...good for the bloody ship.
670% -- Riker and Brenna O'dell, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
671%William, is something wrong.
671%"What do you mean?"
671%Do you not like girls.
671%"'Course I do."
671% -- Brenna O'dell and Riker, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
672%Is there a special technique to this foot-washing?
672%"You generally start at the top, and work your way down."
672%I think I can handle that.
672%"I was hoping you might."
672% -- Riker and Brenna O'Dell, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
673%Every moment of pleasure in life has to be purchased by an equal moment
673%of pain.
673% -- Danilo O'Dell, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
674%Madam, have you ever considered a career in security.
674%If it's anything like baby-sitting, I'm an authority.
674% -- Worf and Brenna O'dell, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
675%It's not a question of harm. One William Riker is...unique, perhaps
675%even special. But a hundred of him, a thousand of him, diminishes
675%me in ways I can't even imagine.
675% -- Riker about cloning, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
676%We certainly have a right to exercise control over our own bodies.
676%You'll get no argument from me.
676% -- Riker and Dr. Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
677%It's a match made in heaven.
677%Unfortunately, it will have to be a shotgun wedding.
677% -- Dr. Pulaski and Riker, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
678%For 300 years we have denied the carnal side of our nature. How can
678%we learn to put that aside?
678%Eh, well, you...you you out a young couple together...and...you let
678%nature take its course.
678% -- Granger and Danilo O'Dell, "Up the Long Ladder",
678%stardate 42823.2
679%I must be out of my mind.
679%Starfleet would probably agree with you.
679% -- Picard and Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
680%What a handsome race.
680% -- Worf about the Antedians, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
681%Judging a being by its physical appearance is the last major human
681%prejudice, Wesley.
681% -- Data, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
682%Jean-Luc, what naughty thoughts, but how wonderful you still think of
682%me like that.
682% -- Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
683%Delegates? The last time I saw something like that, it was being served
683%on a plate.
683% -- Lwaxana Troi about the Antedians, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
684%I wasn't aware you had such handsome legs.
684% -- Lwaxana Troi to Picard, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
685%You never assume anything where Lwaxana Troi is concerned. Betazoid
685%women are full of surprises.
685% -- Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
686%It's only at mid-life that a Betazoid female becomes...well...fully
686%sexual if you know what I mean.
686% -- Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
687%A Betazoid woman when she goes through this phase quadruples her
687%sex drive.
687%"Or more."
687%Or more? You never told me that.
687%"I didn't want to frighten you."
687% -- Riker and Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
688%Less substance, more ambience.
688% -- Picard, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
689%I am not a man.
689% -- Worf to Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
690%Well troubles. We've got some Captain, it seems that a certain woman
690%both wealthy and beautiful now thinks that she's going to marry me.
690% -- Riker, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
691%Ah, well. I didn't find a mate, but I did save the conference as well
691%as your reputations. All in a day's work I suppose.
691% -- Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
692%Jean-Luc. Shame on you for thinking such a thing!
692% -- Lwaxana Troi to Picard, Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
693%Looks like its just us handsome.
693% -- Dr. Pulaski to Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
694%The iceman wins again.
694% -- Riker about Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
695%You took my last chip, you could at least smile, Worf.
695%Smiling would break his concentration.
695% -- Pulaski and Geordi, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
696%Your deal.
696% -- Worf to Data, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
697%You were bluffing.
697%Klingons never bluff.
697% -- Geordi and Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
698%Klingons are not supposed to mind hardships, nonetheless I am delighted
698%to be out of that damned coffin.
698% -- K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
699%Whoever said getting there was half the fun never rode in a
699%Class VIII probe.
699% -- K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
700%Worf. So this is where you've been hiding. I told you we'd meet again.
700%Aren't you going to greet me?
700%"I have nothing to say to you."
700%Haven't changed a bit, hmm? Well, I missed you, too.
700% -- K'Ehleyr and Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
701%Sir, I suggest Commander Riker or Data would better serve special
701%emissary K'Ehleyr.
701%"Are there any personal reasons that you don't want the assignment?"
701%Yes.
701%"Any professional reasons?"
701%No. I withdraw my request, Captain.
701%"Good."
701% -- Worf and Picard, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
702%You are late.
702%"Sorry, I had to make myself beautiful."
702%I fail to understand why.
702% -- Worf and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
703%I don't bite. Well...actually, I do.
703% -- K'Ehleyr to Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
704%There are always options.
704% -- Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
705%You're upset.
705%"Your finely honed Betazoid sense tell you that?"
705%Well...that and the table.
705% -- Troi and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
706%Lieutenant, I order you to relax.
706%I am relaxed!
706% -- Picard and Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
707%Some calisthenics programs are better than others.
707% -- K'Ehleyr to Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
708%I've noted that some people use humor as a shield. They talk much,
708%yet say little.
708%"Whereas others take a simpler approach, say nothing."
708%When one does not have the words.
708%"Or is loathe to speak them."
708% -- Worf and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
709%Why didn't we do this six years ago?
709%"We were not ready."
709%I was.
709%"No. We were both too young, too unaware. We lacked commitment."
709%Perhaps we lacked the courage as well.
709% -- K'Ehleyr and Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
710%Poor android, whose behavior do you find more perplexing. Human or Klingon.
710%At the moment, I would find it difficult to choose.
710% -- K'Ehleyr and Data, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
711%Klingons do not surrender.
711% -- Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
712%Sensors show lifeforms aboard, but I am unable to ascertain whether they
712%are awake or dormant. However their propulsion system is inactive so I
712%would hypothesize that the crew is asleep. However, I could be in error.
712% -- Data, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
713%I will tolerate no further insubordination. Drop your shields
713%immediately.
713%"And if I refuse?"
713%Then die in ignorance. I can waste no more time on you.
713% -- Worf and Captain K'Temoc, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
714%Long live the Klingon Empire.
714%A wise decision, Captain.
714% -- Captain K'Temoc and Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
715%How did you like command.
715%Comfortable chair.
715%And you wore it well.
715% -- Riker, Worf, and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
716%I've never had such strong feelings toward anyone.
716%Nor have I.
716% -- K'Ehleyr and Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
717%K'Ehleyr, I will not be complete without you.
717% -- Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
718%Starfleet is not a military organization, its purpose is exploration.
718% -- Picard to Sirna Kolrami, "Peak Performance", stardate 42923.4
719%You care to surrender now, Captain?
719% -- Riker, "Peak Performance", stardate 42923.4
720%Captain, he needs an attitude adjustment.
720% -- Pulaski about Kolrami, "Peak Performance", stardate 42923.4
721%You're outmanned, you're outgunned, you're outequipped what else have
721%you got?
721%Guile.
721% -- Riker and Worf, "Peak Performance", stardate 42923.4
722%I have wagered heavily in the ships pool that you will take him past
722%the 6th plateau.
722%"If I don't?"
722%I will be...irritated.
722% -- Worf and Riker, "Peak Performance", stardate 42923.4
723%In the strictest sense, I did not win.
723%"Data..."
723%I busted him up.
723% -- Data and Troi, "Peak Performance", stardate 42923.4
724%Passionate, as in erotic, counselor?
724% -- Pulaski to Troi, Shades of Gray", stardate 42976.1
725%I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
725%Delighted you're feeling better, Captain. The Admiral and I were worried
725%about you.
725%Captain. I do not believe you have the authority to promote me to the
725%rank of admiral.
725% -- Riker, Picard, and Data, "Shades of Gray", stardate 42976.1
726%I always get an A.
726%So did Dr. Frankenstein.
726% -- Wesley and Guinan, "Evolution", stardate 43125.8
727%I think I made a horrible mistake.
727% -- Wesley to Guinan, "Evolution", stardate 43125.8
728%Why does a mosquito bite your ear. And who cares. The answer is simple,
728%call an exterminator.
728% -- Dr. Stubbs, "Evolution", stardate 43125.8
729%I don't think this is a wise idea. They already tried to kill me once.
729%One sure way into the record books.
729% -- Dr. Stubbs and Riker, "Evolution", stardate 43125.8
730%That was the stun setting, this is not.
730% -- Data, "The Ensigns of Command", stardate unknown
731%This is a thing. And things can be replaced, lives cannot.
731% -- Data to Gosheven, "The Ensigns of Command", stardate unknown
732%This is hopeless, fighting would be preferable.
732% -- Worf, "The Ensigns of Command", stardate unknown
733%Here we will stand!
733%Then here you will die.
733% -- Gosheven and Data, "The Ensigns of Command", stardate unknown
734%I think you enjoyed that, Captain.
734%You're DAMNED right!
734% -- Riker and Picard, "The Ensigns of Command", stardate unknown
735%May I come down and approach you?
735% -- Riker to Kevin Uxbridge, "The Survivors", stardate 43152.4
736%Should I incapacitate him, Commander?
736% -- Worf, "The Survivors", stardate 43152.4
737%Sir, may I say your attempt to hold the away team with a non-functional
737%weapon was an act of unmitigated gall.
737%"Didn't fool you, huh?"
737%I admire gall.
737% -- Worf and Kevin, "The Survivors", stardate 43152.4
738%Those Andorians did not have to contend with someone of my thoroughness.
738%I will stake my reputation.
738% -- Worf to Picard, "The Survivors", stardate 43152.4
739%Number One, I have the distinct impression we are being toyed with.
739% -- Picard, "The Survivors", stardate 43152.4
740%Good tea. Nice house.
740% -- Worf, "The Survivors", stardate 43152.4
741%We're going to beam them aboard, directly onto the bridge.
741%"But Captain, will they not protest?"
741%Let them.
741% -- Picard and Data, "The Survivors", stardate 43152.4
742%Are eleven thousand people worth fifty billion? Is the love of a woman
742%worth the destruction of an entire species?
742% -- Kevin, "The Survivors", stardate 43152.4
743%We are not qualified to be your judges. We have no law to fit your crime.
743% -- Picard to Kevin, "The Survivors", stardate 43152.4
744%A very sensible people. For example Mintakan women precede their
744%mates. It's a signal to other women.
744%"This man is taken, get your own?"
744%Not precisely. More like if you want his services, I'm the on
744%you have to negotiate with.
744%"What kind of services?"
744%All kinds.
744%"They are a sensible race."
744% -- Troi and Riker, "Who Watches the Watchers, stardate 43173.5
745%I believe I have seen the Overseer. He is called the Picard.
745% -- Liko, "Who Watches the Watchers, stardate 43173.5
746%The Mintakans are beginning to believe in a god, and the one they've
746%chosen is you.
746% -- Riker to Picard, "Who Watches the Watchers, stardate 43173.5
747%Without guidance, that religion could degenerate into inquisitions,
747%holy wars, chaos.
747% -- Dr. Barron, "Who Watches the Watchers, stardate 43173.5
748%I am Jean-Luc...Picard.
748% -- Picard to Nuria, "Who Watches the Watchers, stardate 43173.5
749%Liko, you don't want to kill me.
749% -- Troi, "Who Watches the Watchers, stardate 43173.5
750%That's the problem with believing in a supernatural being. Trying to
750%determine what he wants.
750% -- Troi, "Who Watches the Watchers, stardate 43173.5
751%I neither desire your obedience, nor your worship.
751% -- Picard to Liko, "Who Watches the Watchers, stardate 43173.5
752%If you believe I am all-powerful, then you cannot hurt me. If, however,
752%I am telling the truth - and I - am a mortal - you will kill me. But if
752%the only proof you will believe is my death, then shoot.
752% -- Picard to Liko, "Who Watches the Watchers, stardate 43173.5
753%Every Klingon hopes to die in the line of duty.
753% -- Worf, "The Bonding", stardate 43198.7
754%I did not play with toys.
754% -- Worf, "Booby Trap", stardate 43205.6
755%I was never a boy.
755% -- Data, "Booby Trap", stardate 43205.6
756%Admirable, they died at their posts.
756% -- Worf, "Booby Trap", stardate 43205.6
757%"I just don't get it, Guinan. I can field strip a fusion reactor. I can
757%realign a power transfer tunnel. Why can't I make things work with a
757%woman like Christy. It's like...I don't know what to do. I don't know
757%what to say."
757%You're doing fine with me.
757%"You're different."
757%No, you're different.
757%"But I'm not trying now."
757%That's my point.
757% -- Geordi and Guinan, "Booby Trap", stardate 43205.6
758%Commander, we should be going like a bat out a hell.
758% -- Geordi, "Booby Trap", stardate 43205.6
759%Great, another woman who won't get personal with me on the holodeck.
759% -- Geordi, "Booby Trap", stardate 43205.6
760%I am not used to having people question my judgement.
760%And I'm not used to dying.
760% -- Leah Brahms and Geordi, "Booby Trap", stardate 43205.6
761%You worked in a lab on a static model. This is a working machine. It's
761%got tens of thousands of light years on it.
761% -- Geordi to Leah about the ENTERPRISE, "Booby Trap",
761%stardate 43205.6
762%Don't go away, I mean, computer save program.
762% -- Geordi, "Booby Trap", stardate 43205.6
763%Ensign Crusher, I relieve you.
763% -- Picard, "Booby Trap", stardate 43205.6
764%He's not going anywhere Lieutenant.
764% -- Dr. Crusher to Worf about a Romulan, "The Enemy", stardate 43349.2
765%Shoes are getting full of sand. I just hate that, don't you.
765% -- Geordi to Bochra, "The Enemy", stardate 43349.2
766%I never lie when I've got sand in my shoes, Commodore.
766% -- Geordi to Bochra, "The Enemy", stardate 43349.2
767%Welcome to Galorndon Core, where no good deed goes unpunished.
767% -- Geordi, "The Enemy", stardate 43349.2
768%Lieutenant, I understand your feelings about the Romulans. But this is
768%not the time or the place.
768%"If you had seem them KILL your parents, you would understand Doctor, it
768%is always the time and place for those feelings."
768%This Romulan didn't murder your parents and you are the only one who can
768%save his life.
768%"Then he will die."
768% -- Dr. Crusher and Geordi, "The Enemy", stardate 43349.2
769%Territories. You would measure territories against a man's life?
769% -- Tomalak to Picard, "The Enemy", stardate 43349.2
770%If the situation were reversed, would you not die to avoid capture?
770%"I don't know, I might. If I thought it was necessary, if the stakes
770%were high enough, but they'd have to be pretty damn high. I guess
770%I'd make a pretty lousy Romulan."
770%I no more wish to die than you do.
770%"Bochra, there are times when its necessary to die for one's ideals. Do
770%you believe this is one of those times?"
770% -- Bochra and Geordi, "The Enemy", stardate 43349.2
771%For what it's worth, I understand your bitterness.
771%"With respect sir, you cannot. I am asked to give up the very lifeblood
771%of my mother and my father to those who murdered them."
771%So you blame all Romulans for that?
771%"Yes."
771%Forever. What if someday the Federation made peace with the Romulans?
771%"Impossible."
771%That's what your people said a few years ago, about humans. Think how
771%many died on both sides in that war. Would you and I be here now like
771%this? If we hadn't been able to let go of the anger and the blame.
771%Where does it end Worf? If that Romulan dies, does his family carry
771%the bitterness another generation?
771%"Then you believe I should."
771%What I believe doesn't matter.
771% -- Riker and Worf, "The Enemy", stardate 43349.2
772%Come close to me Klingon, let me die with my hands at your throat.
772%"There is a substance within my cells which you need to survive."
772%Then you've come to make me beg for my life?
772%"No."
772%I would rather die than pollute my body with Klingon filth.
772% -- Patahk and Worf, "The Enemy", stardate 43349.2
773%Commander, both our ships are ready to fight. We have two extremely
773%powerful and destructive arsenals at our command. Our next actions
773%will have serious repercussions.
773% -- Picard to Tomalak, "The Enemy", stardate 43349.2
774%I assure you, I intended no deception.
774%"Of course not."
774%You doubt my good faith?
774%Let's just say my faith would be strengthened by a gesture from you. Such
774%as powering down your disruptors.
774% -- Tomalak and Picard, "The Enemy", stardate 43349.2
775%Close call.
775%Too close, Number One. Brinksmanship is a dangerous game.
775% -- Riker and Picard, "The Enemy", stardate 43349.2
776%God forbid I should miss my first look at the wormhole.
776% -- Troi, "The Price", stardate 43385.6
777%I am Daimon Goss. And these are my councils Kole and Dr. Arridor. We'll
777%need chairs.
777%"I'm Captain Picard of the Enterprise I am serving as host for these
777%proceedings."
777%Good. Then see to it we get some chairs.
777%"Let me explain."
777%Fine, fine. Just have your Klingon servant get us some chairs.
777%'I am in charge of security.'
777%Then who gets the chairs?
777%"Daimon, due to the delicate nature of these negotiations, all parties
777%have agreed that one representative will suffice. Now, I will be happy
777%to provide your councils with accommodations, and you may have my chair."
777% -- Daimon Goss, Picard,and Worf, "The Price", stardate 43385.6
778%I never play the opening rounds anyway, inconsequential. Besides, there
778%are much better things to negotiate on this ship. Like dinner tonight?
778%"What about your travelling companion?"
778%My travelling companion is...travelling. I sent her home.
778%"Why?"
778%You know why.
778% -- Devinoni Rai and Troi, "The Price", stardate 43385.6
779%You must play poker, Commander.
779%Poker? That a game of some sort?
779% -- Dr. Mendoza and Riker, "The Price", stardate 43385.6
780%Doctor, you surprise me. I have no wish to kill anyone. A short term
780%crippling will suffice.
780% -- Daimon Goss to Dr. Arridor, "The Price", stardate 43385.6
781%I moving to fast for you?
781%"No, I'm moving to fast for me."
781%I like that better.
781%"I haven't been able to stop thinking about you all day."
781%You must have had a nice day.
781%"Anticipation is fun."
781% -- Devinoni Rai and Troi, "The Price", stardate 43385.6
782%A card game doesn't exactly prepare me for this.
782%Yes, the stakes are higher, but then isn't that where the game gets
782%interesting, Commander.
782% -- Riker and Picard, "The Price", stardate 43385.6
783%I tucked my heart away, I didn't need it, I didn't want it. At the
783%negotiating table...it can be fatal to have a heart. But I never
783%realized how much I need mine until I looked at you.
783% -- Devinoni Rai to Troi, "The Price", stardate 43385.6
784%You're unusually limber this morning.
784%"I'll say. Devinoni Rai. It's ridiculous and wonderful. I feel completely
784%out of control. Happy, terrified, but there's nothing rational about
784%this."
784%Who needs rational when your toes curl up.
784%"I'm afraid I'm going to lose myself. I can't get enough of him. Is it
784%possible to fall in love in one day?"
784%I did.
784%"It was like this for you and Jack?"
784%No, it was another fella. I fell in love in a day, it lasted a week. But,
784%what a week. Then I met Jack. Took months to figure it out with him.
784%"Well then, maybe I should slow down, catch my breath, not let this thing
784%get out of control."
784%Nah.
784% -- Dr. Crusher and Troi, "The Price", stardate 43385.6
785%Deanna is just the woman to bring some meaning to your sorry existence.
785%If you're smart enough to take it. I doubt that you are.
785% -- Riker to Devinoni Rai, "The Price", stardate 43385.6
786%Your ambushes would be more successful if you bathed more often.
786% -- Worf to the Gatherers, "The Vengeance Factor", stardate 43421.9
787%As...the sovereign has no further need for my services this evening, she
787%suggested I might spend some time with you.
787%"What a charming suggestion."
787%She...appreciates the...affection you show me.
787%"Was I that obvious?"
787%Yes.
787%"Well, I've already dined. Maybe you know a good Acamarian dessert recipe."
787%Does that not please you? Tell me what you want William, I will do
787%anything you wish.
787%"Wait a minute."
787%I don't understand? Don't you want me to give you pleasure?
787%"Not as a servant. I told you I prefer equals."
787%Even in the matters of love?
787%"Especially in matters of love."
787% -- Yuta and Riker, "The Vengeance Factor", stardate 43421.9
788%William, this is not your concern.
788%"It is now, you're about to commit a murder."
788%It isn't murder, it's justice.
788% -- Yuta and Riker, "The Vengeance Factor", stardate 43421.9
789%You are lucky this is not a Klingon ship. We know how to deal with spies.
789% -- Worf to Setal/Jarok, "The Defector", stardate 43462.5
790%You find something amusing?
790%Lieutenant Worf, I like him. To be more accurate I understand him, the
790%warrior proud, fearless, living only for combat. Exactly the type that
790%will get us all killed if we're not careful.
790% -- Riker and Setal/Jarok, "The Defector", stardate 43462.5
791%Oh, what a fool I've been, to come looking for courage in a lair of cowards.
791% -- Setal/Jarok, "The Defector", stardate 43462.5
792%One world's butcher is another world's hero. Perhaps I am neither one.
792% -- Jarok, "The Defector", stardate 43462.5
793%I will never see my child smile again. She will grow up believing that
793%her father is a traitor, but she will grow up. If you act Picard, if
793%we stop this war before it begins.
793% -- Jarok, "The Defector", stardate 43462.5
794%You see Picard, after we dissect your Enterprise for every precious bit of
794%information, I intend to display it's broken hull in the center of the
794%Romulan capital as a symbol of our victory. It will inspire our armies
794%for generations to come. And serve as a warning to any other traitor who
794%would create ripples of disloyalty.
794% -- Tomalak, "The Defector", stardate 43462.5
795%I urge you, Captain Picard, surrender. Consider the men and women you
795%would lead into a lost cause.
795%If the cause is just and honorable, they are prepared to give their lives.
795%Are you prepared to die today, Tomalak?
795% -- Tomalak and Picard, "The Defector", stardate 43462.5
796%You will still not survive our assault.
796%And you will not survive ours. Shall we die together?
796% -- Tomalak and Picard, "The Defector", stardate 43462.5
797%I'm afraid the prisoner has eluded us.
797%Eluded the Enterprise?
797% -- Data and Picard, "The Hunted", stardate 43489.2
798%Why do you have all this anger toward me?
798%A girl with long, dark hair broke my heart a long time ago. Out of
798%bitterness and resentment, I turned to crime. How about this one,
798%my mother abandoned me when I was a little boy. I never got the
798%guidance that a wild, young man needed.
798% -- Troi and Roga Danar, "The Hunted", stardate 43489.2
799%'Matter of internal security', the age old cry of the oppressor.
799% -- Picard, "The Hunted", stardate 43489.2
800%Danar. You are cunning, you must have Klingon blood.
800% -- Worf, "The Hunted", stardate 43489.2
801%You were programmed to survive. You can survive at the Luna 5 settlement.
801%To survive is not enough, to simply exist is not enough.
801% -- Nayrok and Danar, "The Hunted", stardate 43489.2
802%I have all the information I need for my report, your prisoner has been
802%returned to you, and you have a decision to make. Whether to try and
802%force them back or welcome them home. In your own words, this is not
802%our affair. We cannot interfere in the natural course of your society's
802%development. And I'd say its going to develop significantly in the next
802%few minutes.
802% -- Picard to Nayrok, "The Hunted", stardate 43489.2
803%Why her?
803%"Sir, I believe she was the intended target of the abduction."
803%'Why would they want to take a Federation hostage? Their fight doesn't
803%involve us.'
803%"It does now."
803% -- Picard, Worf, and Riker, "The High Ground", stardate 43510.7
804%History has shown us that strength may be useless when faced with
804%terrorism.
804% -- Picard, "The High Ground", stardate 43510.7
805%How do I combat an enemy who fails to register on any scanner, until
805%they're literally standing in front of you, pointing a phaser at
805%your head?
805% -- Alexana Devos, "The High Ground", stardate 43510.7
806%You don't sound very optimistic.
806%I know my enemy, Commander. They don't leave much room for optimism.
806% -- Riker and Alexana Devos, "The High Ground", stardate 43510.7
807%What's the point of not eating? You're the only one who's suffering. Do
807%I look like its bothering me? Okay, its bothering me.
807% -- Finn, "The High Ground", stardate 43510.7
808%Believe it or not. I always considered myself a moderate.
808%"What changed your mind?"
808%Being stationed here for six months. Watching the body count grow. The
808%three assassination attempts on my life.
808%"Well, that'll change your point of view."
808% -- Alexana Devos and Riker, "The High Ground", stardate 43510.7
809%In a world where children blow up children, everyone's a threat.
809% -- Alexana Devos, "The High Ground", stardate 43510.7
810%Beverly, it is our obligation to escape.
810%"He's prepared to kill you."
810%An excellent reason to escape.
810% -- Picard and Crusher, "The High Ground", stardate 43510.7
811%Already another one to take his place. It never ends.
811%He could have killed you, he didn't. Maybe the end begins with one boy
811%putting down his gun.
811% -- Alexana Devos and Riker, "The High Ground", stardate 43510.7
812%Red Alert.
812% -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
813%These aren't my COLORS!
813% -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
814%I stand before you defrocked. Condemned to be a member of this lowest of
814%species. A normal, imperfect, lumpen human being.
814% -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
815%Sir, he is reading as fully human.
815%"What is there, an echo in here?"
815%'I am sensing an emotional presence, Captain. I would normally describe
815%it as being terrified.'
815%"How rude."
815% -- Data, Q, and Troi, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
816%I HAVE no powers. Q, the ordinary.
816%"Q, the liar. Q, the misanthrope."
816%Q, the miserable. Q, the desperate. What must I do to convince you people?
816%'Die.'
816%Oh, very clever Worf. Eat any good books lately?
816% -- Q, Picard, and Worf, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
817%Mr. Worf, throw him in the brig.
817%Delighted, Captain.
817% -- Picard and Worf about Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
818%You will walk or I will carry you.
818%Given the option, I'll...I'll walk.
818% -- Worf and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
819%It was a mistake, I never should have picked human. I knew it the moment
819%I said it. To think of a future in this shell. Forced to cover myself
819%with a fabric because of some outdated human morality. To say nothing
819%of being too hot or too cold, growing feeble with age, losing my hair,
819%catching a disease, being ticklish, sneezing, having an itch, a pimple,
819%bad breath...having to BATHE.
819%Too BAD!
819% -- Q and Worf, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
820%Klingon. I should have said Klingon. In my heart of hearts I am a Klingon.
820% -- Q to Worf, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
821%Be quiet! Or disappear back where you came from.
821%I can't disappear...any more than you could win a beauty contest.
821% -- Worf and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
822%Oh, perspicacity incarnate. Please don't feel compelled now to tell me
822%the story of the boy who cried Worf.
822% -- Q to Worf, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
823%How can I know what's going on? I've been in this dungeon of yours alone,
823%helpless, bored to tears.
823% -- Q to Picard, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
824%Truthfully, Jean-Luc, I've been entirely preoccupied by a most frightening
824%experience of my own. A couple of hours ago I realized that my body was
824%no longer functioning properly. I felt weak, I could no longer stand,
824%the life was oozing out of me, I lost consciousness.
824%You fell asleep.
824% -- Q and Picard, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
825%This is getting on my nerves...now that I have them.
825% -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
826%If you are human, which I seriously doubt, you will have to work hard to
826%earn our trust.
826%I'm not worried about that Jean-Luc. You only dislike me, there are others
826%in the cosmos who truly despise me.
826% -- Picard and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
827%What are you looking at?
827%"I was considering the possibility that you are telling the truth...that
827%you really are human."
827%It's the ghastly truth, Mr. Data. I can now stub my toe with the best
827%of them.
827%"An irony. It means that you have achieved in disgrace, what I have always
827%aspired to be."
827% -- Q and Data, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
828%This is incredible.
828%"You see something here Q?"
828%I think I just hurt my back. I'm feeling pain. I don't like it. What's the
828%proper thing to say, 'Ow'?
828%"Ow."
828%OW! I can't straighten up.
828% -- Q and Geordi, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
829%Can you recommend a way to counter the effect?
829%"Simple, change the gravitational constant of the universe."
829%'What?!'
829%"Change the gravitational constant of the universe, thereby altering the
829%mass of the asteroid."
829%'Redefine gravity. And how am I supposed to do that?
829%"You just do it! Oh, where's that doctor anyway?"
829%Geordi is trying to say that changing the gravitational constant of the
829%universe is beyond our capabilities.
829%"Oh, well, in that case, never mind.
829% -- Data, Q, and Geordi, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
830%Ah, Dr. Crusher, I see Starfleet has shipped you back into exile.
830% -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
831%I've been under a lot of pressure lately...family problems.
831% -- Q to Dr. Crusher, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
832%Ow, I think.
832%"Now what?"
832%There's something wrong with my stomach.
832%"It hurts?"
832%It's making noises.
832%"Maybe you're hungry.
832% -- Q and Dr. Crusher, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
833%"I'll have 10 chocolate sundaes."
833%I have never seen anyone eat...10 chocolate sundaes.
833%"I'm in a really bad mood and since I've never eaten before, I should be
833%very hungry."
833% -- Q and Data, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
834%I hear they drummed you out of the continuum.
834%I'd like to think of it as a significant career change.
834% -- Guinan and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
835%Just one of the boys, eh?
835%Just one if the boys with an IQ of 2005.
835% -- Guinan and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
836%Seems human enough to me.
836% -- Guinan after stabbing Q's hand with a fork, "Deja Q",
836%stardate 43539.1
837%The robot who teaches the course in Humanities.
837%"I am an android, not a robot."
837%I beg your pardon.
837% -- Q and Data, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
838%Help me, somebody, help me!
838%How the mighty have fallen.
838% -- Q and Guinan, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
839%What did you do to them Q?
839%Oh, nothing bizarre, nothing grotesque.
839% -- Picard and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
840%One creature's torment is another creature's delight.
840% -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
841%They simply have no sense of humor. A character flaw with which you can
841%personally identify.
841%"I say we hand him over to them."
841%Oh, well, I take it back. You do have a sense of humor, a dreadful one
841%at that.
841% -- Q and Riker, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
842%I know human beings. They're all sopping over with compassion and
842%forgiveness. They can't wait to absolve...almost any offense. It's
842%an inherent weakness in the breed.
842% -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
843%I'm not good in groups. It's difficult to work in groups when you're
843%omnipotent.
843% -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
844%Who does he think he is, giving me orders?
844%Geordi thinks he is in command here and he is correct.
844% -- Q and Data, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
845%Shut up, Q!
845% -- Geordi, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
846%You have brought nothing but pain and suffering to this crew and I am
846%still not entirely convinced that all this isn't you latest attempt
846%at a puerile joke.
846%It is a joke, joke on me, joke on the universe. The king who would be man.
846% -- Picard and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
847%Thee are creatures in the universe who would consider you the ultimate
847%achievement, android. No feelings, no emotions, no pain. And yet you
847%cover those qualities of humanity. Believe me, you are missing nothing.
847%But if it means anything to you, you are a better human than I.
847% -- Q to Data, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
848%Please don't fall back on your tired cliche of charging to the rescue
848%just in the nick of time. I don't want to be rescued. My life as a
848%human being has been a dismal failure. Perhaps my death will have a
848%little dignity.
848%"Q, there is no dignity in this suicide."
848%Yes, I suppose you're right. Death of a coward then, so be it. But as a
848%human, I would have died of boredom.
848% -- Q and Picard, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
849%It's a perfectly good shuttlecraft.
849% -- Picard, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
850%I always thought you were in my corner.
850%"Ah, no. See, actually I was the one who got you kicked out. You know
850%you're incorrigible, Q. You're a lost cause. I can't go to a single
850%solar system without having to apologize for you and I'm tired of it."
850%I wasn't the one who misplaced the entire Deltivid asteroid belt.
850%"Hey! This isn't about me, I've got better places to be."
850% -- Q and Q2, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
851%I've learned my lesson Q.
851%Remember who you're talking to. All knowing, all seeing.
851% -- Q and Q2, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
852%I'm forgiven. My brothers and sisters of the continuum have taken me back.
852%I'm immortal again, omnipotent again.
852%Swell.
852% -- Q and Riker, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
853%You're so stolid. You weren't like that before the beard.
853% -- Q to Riker, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
854%Perhaps there's a residue of humanity in Q after all. Ensign, en-
854%Don't bet on it Picard.
854% -- Picard and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
855%It's an Earth drink, prune juice.
855%A warrior's drink.
855% -- Guinan and Worf, "Yesterday's Enterprise", stardate 43625.2
856%You always drink alone. It wouldn't hurt you to seek out a little...
856%companionship.
856%"I would require a Klingon woman for...companionship. Earth females are
856%too fragile."
856%Not all of them. There are a few on this ship that would find you tame.
856%"Impossible."
856%You never know 'till you try.
856%"Then I will never know."
856%Coward.
856%"I was merely concerned for the...safety of my crewmates."
856%Drink your prune juice.
856% -- Guinan and Worf, "Yesterday's Enterprise", stardate 43625.2
857%This is not a ship of war, this is a ship of peace.
857% -- Guinan to Picard about the ENTERPRISE, "Yesterday's Enterprise",
857%stardate 43625.2
858%Doctors always overprotect their patients.
858%And Captains always push themselves too hard.
858% -- Dr. Crusher and Capt. Rachel Garrett, "Yesterday's Enterprise",
858%stardate 43625.2
859%Sir, if you'd like my opinion.
859%I think I'm aware of your opinion, Commander. This is a briefing, I'm not
859%seeking your consent.
859% -- Riker and Picard, "Yesterday's Enterprise", stardate 43625.2
860%To be honest with you Picard, a significant number of my crewmembers have
860%expressed a desire to return even knowing the odds. Some because they
860%can't bear to live without their love ones. Some because they don't
860%like the idea of slipping out in the middle of a fight.
860% -- Captain Garrett, "Yesterday's Enterprise", stardate 43625.2
861%Tasha, you're not supposed to be here.
861%"Where am I supposed to be?"
861%Dead.
861%"Do you know how?"
861%No. But, I do know that it was an empty death, a death without purpose.
861% -- Guinan and Tasha Yar, "Yesterday's Enterprise", stardate 43625.2
862%I'm...I'm supposed to be dead.
862% -- Yar to Picard, "Yesterday's Enterprise", stardate 43625.2
863%Federation ship Enterprise, surrender and prepare to be boarded.
863%That will be the day.
863% -- Klingon and Picard, "Yesterday's Enterprise", stardate 43625.2
864%Geordi, tell me about...Tasha Yar.
864% -- Guinan, "Yesterday's Enterprise", stardate 43625.2
865%It's not like Data to be so secretive.
865%And cautious. He's got that lab locked every minute.
865%Now how do you know that?
865% -- Troi, Wesley, and Geordi, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
866%I am functioning within normal parameters.
866% -- Lal to Troi, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
867%Purpose for exterior drapings, father?
867%It is an accepted custom that we wear clothing.
867% -- Lal and Data, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
868%Data, I would like to have been consulted.
868%I have not observed anyone else on board consulting you about their
868%procreation, Captain.
868% -- Picard and Data, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
869%I fail to understand how a five-foot android with heuristic learning
869%systems and the strength of ten men can be called a child.
869%You've never been a parent.
869% -- Picard and Troi, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
870%I am gender neuter, inadequate.
870% -- Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
871%Congratulations, Data. It's a girl.
871% -- Troi, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
872%Parents. Nothing personal.
872% -- Wesley to Data, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
873%Why is the sky black?
873% -- Lal to Data, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
874%Judging from their laughter, the children at school found my remarks
874%humorous. So without understanding humor, I have somehow mastered it.
874% -- Lal to Data, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
875%I can give her attention, Doctor, but I am incapable of giving her love.
875%Now why do I find that so hard to believe?
875% -- Data and Dr. Crusher, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
876%Father says I would learn a great deal from someone as old as you.
876% -- Lal to Guinan, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
877%What are they doing?
877%"It's called flirting."
877%They seem to be communicating telepathically.
877%"They're thinking the same thing, if that's what you mean."
877%Guinan, is the joining of hands a symbolic act for humans?
877%"It shows affection. Humans like to touch each other. They start with the
877%hands, and go from there."
877%He's biting that female!
877%"No, he's not biting her. They're pressing lips together, it's called
877%kissing."
877%Why are they leaving?
877%"Lal, there are some things your father's just going to have to explain
877%to you when he thinks you're ready."
877% -- Lal and Guinan, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
878%Commander, what are your intentions towards my daughter?
878%Your DAUGHTER? Nice to meet you.
878% -- Data and Riker, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
879%You are wise, father.
879%It is the difference between knowledge and experience.
879% -- Lal and Data, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
880%Captain, are we talking about breaking up a family? Isn't that a rather
880%sentimental attitude about androids?
880%They are living, sentient beings. Their rights and privileges in our
880%society have been defined, I helped define them.
880% -- Admiral Haftel and Picard, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
881%She is capable of running over 60 trillion calculation a second, and you
881%have her working as a cocktail waitress.
881% -- Admiral Haftel about Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
882%Don't misunderstand me. I have great respect for your father.
882%"You do not speak with respect."
882%She seems very adversarial.
882%"I am merely stating a fact, Admiral."
882% -- Admiral Haftel and Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
883%Hello Lal. How are you?
883%"Troi...Admiral...Admiral...An Admiral from Starfleet has come to take
883%me away. Troi. I am...scared."
883%You are scared, aren't you.
883%"I feel it. How is this possible?"
883%I don't know.
883%"This is what it means to feel. This is what...means...feel."
883% -- Troi and Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
884%Lal is my child. You ask that I volunteer to give her up. I cannot. It
884%would violate every lesson I have learned about human parenting. I
884%have brought a new life into this world and it is my duty, not
884%Starfleet's, to guide her through these difficult steps to maturity.
884%To support her as she learns. To prepare her to be a contributing
884%member of society. No one can relieve me from that obligation. And
884%I cannot ignore it. I am...her father.
884% -- Data about Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
885%There are times, Sir, when men of good conscience cannot blindly follow
885%orders. You acknowledge their sentience, but you ignore their personal
885%liberties...and freedom. Order a man to hand his child over to the
885%state. Not while I'm his Captain.
885% -- Picard to Admiral Haftel, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
886%A malfunction...emotional awareness.
886% -- Picard about Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
887%Lal, I am unable to correct the system failure.
887%"I know."
887%We must say good-bye now.
887%"I feel..."
887%What do you feel, Lal?
887%"I love you, father."
887%I wish I could feel it with you.
887%"I will feel it for both of us. Thank you for my life. Flirting. Laughter.
887%Painting. Family. Female. Humo-"
887% -- Data and Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
888%One does not patronize a Klingon warrior.
888% -- Riker, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2
889%This is not a Klingon ship, sir.
889%No, Commander, it is not. If it were a Klingon ship, I would have killed
889%you for offering your suggestion.
889% -- Riker and Kurn, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2
890%Are you adjusting to your new environment Commander?
890%I find the constraints a bit difficult to conform to. Just a while ago I
890%had to stop myself from killing Commander Riker.
890% -- Troi and Kurn, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2
891%No offense, sir.
891%None taken. I never killed anyone at the supper table, Mister LaForge.
891% -- Geordi and Kurn, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2
892%I am a Klingon. If you doubt it, a demonstration can be arranged.
892%That is the response of a Klingon. The response I would expect from my
892%older brother.
892% -- Worf and Kurn, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2
893%On this ship, you are my Commander and I obey. In Council Chamber, you are
893%my cha'DIch. You do not insist, you obey.
893% -- Worf to Kurn, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2
894%You claim a birthright you have forsaken?
894%I have not forsaken my heritage. I am Klingon. My heart is of this world.
894%My blood is as yours.
894% -- Duras and Worf, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2
895%Is is a good day to die, Duras, and the day is not yet over.
895% -- Worf to Duras, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2
896%This is not your world, human. You do not command here.
896%"I'm not here to command."
896%Then you must be ready to fight. Something Starfleet does not teach you.
896%"You may test that assumption at your convenience."
896% -- Duras and Picard, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2
897%It is too dangerous, you must not go alone.
897%Hey, I'm your cha'DIch.
897% -- Worf and Picard, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2
898%It is good to see you again.
898%You are still too fat, K'mpec.
898% -- K'mpec and Kahlest, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2
899%You must not forget what happens here today. You must not let your
899%children forget.
899% -- Picard to Kurn, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2
900%Shut off that *damned* noise!
900% -- Picard "Encounter at Farpoint," stardate 41153.7.
901%And that angered you did it: "seized my vessel, seized my vessel"...
901%These are the complaints of a closed mind to accustomed to
901%military privileges.
901% -- Q, "Hide and Q," stardate 41590.5.
902%What a piece of work is man, how noble in reason, how infinite in
902%faculty, in form and moving so express and admirable, in action how
902%like an angel, in apprehension how like a *GOD!*
902% -- Picard (quoting Shakespeare), "Hide and Q," stardate 41590.5.
903%He cheated.
903%I changed the conditions of the test; got a commendation for
903%original thinking!
903% -- David and Kirk, "The Wrath of Khan," stardate 8130.3.
904%Where the hell is the power you promised me?
904%One damned minute, Admiral.
904% -- Kirk & Spock, "The Voyage Home," stardate 8390
905%We don't have time for these games.
905%Games? Did someone say games?? And perchance for interest's sake,
905%a delay game?
905% -- Riker & Q, "Hide and Q," stardate 41590.5.
906%Data, how can you be programmed as a virtual encyclopedia of human
906%information and not know a simple word like snoop?
906%Possibility: A kind of human behavior I was not designed to emulate.
906% -- Picard & Data, "Encounter at Farpoint," stardate 41153.7.
907%Prejudice is very human.
907% -- Data, "Encounter at Farpoint," stardate 41153.7.
908%And be sure that history never forgets the name --- Enterprise.
908% -- Picard, "Yesterday's Enterprise."
909%You lied.
909%I exaggerated.
909% -- Saavik and Spock "The Wrath of Khan," stardate 8130.3.
910%Excuse me... What does God need with a starship?
910% -- Kirk, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
911%There comes a time in a man's life which you cannot know, when he
911%sees the first smile of his baby girl. He knows he must change the
911%world for her; for all children.
911% -- Adm. Jerok, "The Defector," stardate 43462.5.
912%"It was a dark and stormy night." -- Not a very promising beginning.
912%It'll get better.
912% -- Picard and Troi, "The Royale," stardate 42625.4.
913%I am no different then your own George Washington... and now that you
913%enjoy the fruits of their sacrifice, you dare frown on my immorality?
913% -- Finn, "The High Ground," stardate 43510.7.
914%We have gathered here today to pay final respects to our honored dead.
914% And yet it should be noted in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes
914% place in the shadow of a new light, the sunrise of a new world, a world
914% that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did
914% not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his
914% profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend I can only say this,
914% of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most -
914% human.
914% -- Kirk, "The Wrath of Khan," stardate 8130.3.
915%As promised, she's all yours, sir. All systems automated and ready. A
915%chimpanzee and two trainees could run her.
915% -- Scotty, "The Search for Spock," stardate 8210.3.
916%Where's the damn anti-matter inducer?
916%"This? No, *this.*"
916%That or nothing.
916% -- Scotty & Chekov, "The Search for Spock," stardate 8210.3.
917%Ahh. You have a practiced hand Commander.
917%"Yes, I have my father to thank."
917%Your father like to cook?
917%"No, he hated it. That's why he left the chore to me."
917% -- Pulaski & Riker, "Time Squared," stardate 42679.2.
918%Flair is what marks the difference between artistry and mere competence.
918% -- Riker, "Time Squared," stardate 42679.2.
919%A cook is only as good as his ingredients.
919%Delicious.
919% -- Riker & Worf, "Time Squared," stardate 42679.2.
920%Funny thing about being a parent. There aren't any tech manuals;
920%no quick readouts to get you through the next set of variables.
920% -- Kyle Riker, "The Icarus Factor," stardate 42686.4.
921%Why do I get the feeling I've been set up?
921%Because you are intelligent, wise and quite correct.
921% -- Kyle Riker & Troi, "The Icarus Factor," stardate 42686.4.
922%The children were not laughing with you, they were laughing at you.
922%"Explain."
922%One is meant kindly, the other is not.
922% -- Data & Lal, "The Offspring," stardate 43657.0.
923%It would seem that you have actually improved on yourself, Data.
923%Is that not the goal of every parent?
923% -- Picard & Data, "The Offspring," stardate 43657.0.
924%There comes a time when men of good conscience cannot blindly follow
924%orders.
924% -- Picard, "The Offspring," stardate 43657.0.
925%Are you sure it isn't time for another colorful metaphor?
925% -- Spock, "The Voyage Home," stardate 8390.
926%Perhaps you are just different. It's not a sin you know. Though you may
926% have heard otherwise.
926% -- Tam Elbrum, "Tin Man," stardate 43779.3.
927%I miss my old chair.
927% -- Kirk, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
928%I could use a shower.
928%Yes.
928% -- Kirk & Spock, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
929%Damnit Bones, you're a doctor, you know that pain can't be taken away
929%with a magic wand. They're the things we carry with us, the things
929%that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I
929%don't want my pain taken away, I need my pain!
929% -- Kirk, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
930%I liked him better before he died!
930% -- McCoy, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
931%Are you sure you won't change your mind?
931%Is there something wrong with the one I have?
931% -- Gillian & Spock, "The Voyage Home," stardate 8390.
932%What I have done - I had to do.
932%"But at what cost? Your ship? Your son?"
932%If I hadn't tried, the cost would have been my soul.
932% -- Kirk & Sarek, "The Search for Spock," stardate 8210.3.
933%I've always known -- I'll die alone.
933% -- Kirk, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
934%Weren't those a birthday present from Dr. McCoy?
934%And they will be again, that's the beauty of it.
934% -- Spock & Kirk, "The Voyage Home," stardate 8390.
935%This child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now what
935%do you suggest we do? Spank it?
935% -- McCoy, "The Motion Picture," stardate 7411.4.
936%I bet they've redesigned the whole sickbay too. I know engineers -
936%they just *love* to change things!
936% -- McCoy, "The Motion Picture," stardate 7411.4.
937%Why is any object we don't understand always called a thing?
937% -- McCoy, "The Motion Picture," stardate 7411.4.
938%You don't ask the Almighty for His ID!
938% -- McCoy, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
939%Do you doubt me?
939%I doubt any god who inflicts pain for his own pleasure.
939% -- "God" & McCoy, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
940%I was thinking of Sybok. I have lost a brother.
940%"I lost a brother once -- I was lucky I got him back."
940%I thought you said men like us don't have families.
940%"I was wrong."
940% -- Spock, Kirk & McCoy, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
941%I thought I was going to die.
941%Impossible, you were never alone.
941% -- Kirk & Spock, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
942%How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life
942%wouldn't you say?
942% -- Kirk, "The Wrath of Khan," stardate 8130.3.
943%You're suffering from a Vulcan mind meld Doctor.
943%That green-blooded sonuvabitch! It's his revenge for all those arguments
943%he lost!
943% -- Kirk & McCoy, "The Search for Spock," stardate 8210.3.
944%Be careful what you wish for, you may get it.
944% -- Uhura, "The Search for Spock," stardate 8210.3.
945%This woman's got immediate post-prandial upper abdominal dissension...
945%"What'd you say she's got?"
945%Cramps.
945% -- McCoy & Kirk, "The Voyage Home," stardate 8390.
946%As a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy than
946%to create.
946% -- Spock, "The Wrath of Khan," stardate 8130.3.
947%Your archaic cultures are authority driven.
947% -- The Borg, "The Best of Both Worlds," stardate 43989.1.
948%It's something of a tradition Guinan - the captain touring the ship before
948%a battle.
948%"Before a hopeless battle if I remember the tradition correctly."
948%Not necessarily, Nelson toured the HMS Victory before Trafalgar.
948%"But Nelson never returned from Trafalgar."
948%No, but the battle was won.
948% -- Picard & Guinan, "The Best of Both Worlds," stardate 43989.1.
949%We may yet prevail. That's a conceit -- but it's a healthy one.
949% -- Picard, "The Best of Both Worlds," stardate 43989.1.
950%The Captain has been altered by the borg...
950%He IS a borg.
950% -- Data & Worf, "The Best of Both Worlds," stardate 43989.1.
951%You seem very taken with her J.P.
951%Just in old man's fantasies.
951% -- Picard & Adm. Hanson, "The Best of Both Worlds," stardate 43989.1.
952%With all due respect sir, you need me - particularly now.
952%Indeed, Starfleet needs good captains - particularly now. Will, you're
952%ready to work without a net - you're ready to take command, and you
952%know, the Enterprise will go on just fine without you.
952% -- Riker & Picard, "The Best of Both Worlds," stardate 43989.1.
953%Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile... Freedom is irrelevant.
953%Self-determination is irrelevant... Death is irrelevant.
953% -- The Borg, "The Best of Both Worlds," stardate 43989.1.
954%I am the goddess of empathy. Cast off your inhibitions and embrace love,
954%truth.
954% -- Holo-Troi, "Hollow Pursuits," stardate 43807.4.
955%Am I late? Did I miss the fight? En garde!
955% -- Holo-Riker, "Hollow Puruits," stardate 43807.4.
956%Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Klingon Proverb.
956% -- Khan Noonian Singh, "The Wrath of Khan," stardate 8130.3
957%Qoylu' vIneHpu'be'chugh vIjatlhpu'be' - Klingon Proverb.
957% Translation: If I hadn't want it heard I wouldn't have said it.
957% -- "The Final Reflection"
958%Check, Mr. Spock?
958%Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
958% -- Kirk and Spock, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknown
959%He's not running on all thrusters!
959% -- McCoy to Kirk, "The Voyate Home," stardate 8390
960%Tell her...I am fine.
960% -- Spock to Sarek, "The Voyage Home," stardate 8390
961%Captain Spock, you do not stand accused.
961%Mister President, I stand with my shipmates.
961% -- UFP President and Spock, "The Voyage Home," stardate 8390
962%Scan for vessels in pursuit.
962%Scanning. Indications are negative, at this time. Did I...get it right?
962% -- Kirk and McCoy, "The Search for Spock," stardate 8210.3
963%Please leave us.
963%"Why should we leave you?"
963%Because we don't like you.
963% -- Kirk and Androids, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3
964%You're taking me to the promised land?
964%What are friends for?"
964% -- McCoy and Kirk, "The Search for Spock," stardate 8210.3
965%They gave her back to me, Scotty.
965%I doubt if it was *that* easy with Nogura, sir!
965% -- Kirk and Scotty, "The Motion Picture," stardate 7411.4
966%Jim. Your name...is Jim.
966% -- Spock to Kirk, "The Search for Spock," stardate 8210.3
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