Mike Jittlov's getting his Web site up and running at last...
James Kibo Parry
BUT I'M THE LOUDEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also I was the one who told Mike that some Web browsers allow animated
background images, hence his little moving starfield (which gives me
a craving for 7-up.) Sorry.
------------------------------------------------> http://www.wizworld.com
(Note: there should be exactly five "w"s in that address. Or ten "u"s.)
The site is still being worked on. Among the things you MAY or
MAY NOT learn the answers to on the site:
"Jittlov?"
Who are you?
What IS all this?
Where is this movie?
Where's a soundtrack CD?
Do you have any logo T-shirts?
How do you make special effects?
Where are the WoSaT desktop icons?
Do you have any more free software?
Why does this look like a Christmas tree?
How did your Jittlov Font crash my computer?
How do you turn OFF the animated background-gif?
Why do you want to leave Hollywood and go to Norway?
How come the Internet Movie Database gives your low-budget
movie a higher rating than megabuck Hollywood epics?
Why aren't you married and/or making more movies?
(Hey, don't blame me if it's a little asymmetrical, for some reason when
I pasted it in, it skewed like Matlock's Q score.)
Be sure to look for the tiny, well-hidden link to make the background
stars swim around vertiginously, and click on the large obvious poster-shaped
link to read an advertisement for autographed posters which may actually
be larger than the posters themselves. You can also see, up close and
personal, Mike's evil Mickey Mouse-shaped death ray laser satellite and
incredibly rare and precious Sugar Smacks box showing Mr. Spock looking
uncomfortable at being the stand-in for Dig 'Em The Talking Frog With
No Remaining Teeth. And, of course, there are lots of other action photos
of Mike (pick up your computer and wave it back and forth real fast to
simulate ACTUAL ACTION!) and links to several other recommended Web sites,
except for mine, which for some reason is hidden directly between the
words "IRWIN ALLEN" and "ALBERT EINSTEIN".
Check out Mike's Web site and you'll say, "HEY! I didn't know Web browsers
could display fluorescent lettering!"
-- K.
Then when you're through memorizing Mike's
site, head on over to mine and soothe your
eyes on my restful text-oriented pages.
I'll let you guess the URL: It rhymes with
"double you double you double you dot KIBO dot BOMB."
David DeLaney
In a previous article, ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) says:
>Yeah, I know I'm not the first to break the news to alt.fan.mike-jittlov.
>
>BUT I'M THE LOUDEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lemme finish that off for you:
!!!!1!!!1!
>Also I was the one who told Mike that some Web browsers allow animated
>background images, hence his little moving starfield (which gives me
>a craving for 7-up.) Sorry.
...
> How did your Jittlov Font crash my computer?
KIBO ARRESTED FOR FONT HACKING, FILM AT ELEVEN
[Sorry, _not_ closed captioned, for technical reasons]
>Check out Mike's Web site and you'll say, "HEY! I didn't know Web browsers
>could display fluorescent lettering!"
...Firing up Lynx now, ciptian...
Dave "mmmm, text-a-riffic!" DeLaney
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if...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (David DeLaney) wrote:
>
> In a previous article, ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) says:
> >Yeah, I know I'm not the first to break the news to alt.fan.mike-jittlov.
> >
> >BUT I'M THE LOUDEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Lemme finish that off for you:
>
> !!!!1!!!1!
>
> >Also I was the one who told Mike that some Web browsers allow animated
> >background images, hence his little moving starfield (which gives me
> >a craving for 7-up.) Sorry.
.. .
Okay, I loaded the page.
It still takes the same 15 minutes for the starry field! Is that some OpenGL
trick? Should I be waiting that long?
I've had fun before. This isn't it!
.. .
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L. Maybe I have to put a gold disk in my computer?
Actually, I did a moving GIF thingie, and accidentally made it a
background as part of a test page once. Motion sickness for weeks.
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> It still takes the same 15 minutes for the starry field! Is that some OpenGL
> trick? Should I be waiting that long?
I haven't had any trouble with it. I'm using Netscape Communicator 4.5. The
last version of Netscape I used was not as Gif-friendly, so could that be your
problem? (I'm no computer expert but just thought I'd ask).
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE!!!
Karen