Where the Krills Are
exotic and old-fashioned all at once
In article <10...@scorn.sco.COM> michelle (mich...@sco.COM) writes:
>
>so, where are all the wOmEn in this froup?
Speaking for me, personally, of course, I ran away
when whoever it was a while back started talking
about how spending several weeks with large-breasted
female computer programmers who have chocolate dripping
from between their thighs would be a sure cure for
angst.
I personally would be satisfied to wear a much smaller
cup size bra forever, not have to look at so much as
an ATM for at least a few weeks, and to never have a
period again in my life. Especially not if it's gotta
also be chocolate. (ugh)
=caroline=
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so, where are all the wOmEn in this froup?
and does the evident dearth of hoplessly
depressed female posters substantiate
the contention that women are for five days
out of the month the way men are continuously?
l(why?chromosome)mic*
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Xibo
Here, and there... okay, so they're sparse...
>and does the evident dearth of hoplessly
>depressed female posters substantiate
>the contention that women are for five days
>out of the month the way men are continuously?
Could be!
Actually I know a few grils who have angst (not locally of course,
noooo! that would mean I have friends who be female, and I probably
wouldn't be sitting here writing to y'all if dat were true.) and
some grils who actually write about angst... hell, some if even
write angstful poetry! On a good day.
But Maine poing bean, there simply are more guys than grils reading
Usenet, and this froup, so it's hardly surprising that most of us
who have to deal with spiders are male.
Is it cuz grils are scared of the computer? Scared of the net?
Or maybe grils just don't have angst as much, since it's usually
easier for them to find a boyf then it is for guys to find a grilf.
That's my theory anyway.
'course, there are those who claim that they still have angst even
though they have no problem at all find someone nice to fuck, but we
on this side of the fence tend to take that with a truckload of salt.
Xibo
Sean Coates -- Xibo
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#Speaking for me, personally, of course, I ran away
#when whoever it was a while back started talking
#about how spending several weeks with large-breasted
#female computer programmers who have chocolate dripping
#from between their thighs would be a sure cure for
#angst.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Run away!
Michael Isbister
I would have thought finding someone to fuck would be no problem,
especially if you have money, ... :-)
its finding someone to LOVE, and to LOVE YOU thats really impossible.
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* Michael Isbister ** "I know I'm unloveable, *
* Honours Student, Victoria University, ** You don't have to tell me *
* Wellington, New Zealand. ** I don't have much in my life *
bucket o krill
|
| Speaking for me, personally, of course, I ran away
| when whoever it was a while back started talking
| about how spending several weeks with large-breasted
| female computer programmers who have chocolate dripping
| from between their thighs would be a sure cure for
| angst.
Oops, that was me. Sorry if the imagery offended you.
I still think it would work, and even if it didn't
work the first time, I'd probably go back again and
again until it did. The whole concept is completely
fictional anyway, so please don't let the krill's
adolescent ruminations deter you from expressing
your angst.
| I personally would be satisfied to wear a much smaller
| cup size bra forever, not have to look at so much as
| an ATM for at least a few weeks, and to never have a
| period again in my life. Especially not if it's gotta
| also be chocolate. (ugh)
Well, get some surgery, get married, stay at home,
stay pregnant, and let your husband take care of the
finances. Then you'll have plenty of time to think
about how miserable you are and you can finally relax
and ENJOY the angst.
--the krill
bucket o krill
|
| I would have thought finding someone to fuck would be no problem,
| especially if you have money, ... :-)
|
I'm pushing 30 and I'm just beginning to realize this. Emotions
are *really* *really* *really* annoying. And it seems like when
I have feelings for someone, and she has feelings for me, these
feelings don't simply add up or even multiply; they have to form
interference patterns.
Damn annoying.
Jabberwokky
>'course, there are those who claim that they still have angst even
>though they have no problem at all find someone nice to fuck, but we
>on this side of the fence tend to take that with a truckload of salt.
Hate to tell you this, but the only time in my life that I have managed to have
sex with a choose-your-favorite-female-euphemism my angst increased by a power
of 50. Just thought you'd like to know...
(and, it's been so long I forgot what it was like, so my angst increases
accordingly.)
>
>
>Xibo
How many dog-years is a man-year anyway?
Frederick J. Polsky (Jabberwokky or George W. Hayduke, depending on my mood...)
Internet: as...@acad2.anc.alaska.edu (Flames to alt.test, of course....)
Disclaimer: The jury would laugh you out of court for taking me seriously.
woj
> In alt.angst, caroline (exotic and old-fashioned all at once) writes:
> | Speaking for me, personally, of course, I ran away
> | when whoever it was a while back started talking
> | about how spending several weeks with large-breasted
> | female computer programmers who have chocolate dripping
> | from between their thighs would be a sure cure for
> | angst.
> Oops, that was me. Sorry if the imagery offended you.
come off it krillman, you are *not* sorry and why should you be?
if that's your cure for angst, why should you be sorry about it?
maybe caroline here prefers a bank executive with a large penis
and a briefcase of s&m toys - if that offended you, would *she*
be sorry?!? i think not!
> | I personally would be satisfied to wear a much smaller
> | cup size bra forever, not have to look at so much as
> | an ATM for at least a few weeks, and to never have a
> | period again in my life. Especially not if it's gotta
> | also be chocolate. (ugh)
> Well, get some surgery, get married, stay at home,
> stay pregnant, and let your husband take care of the
> finances. Then you'll have plenty of time to think
> about how miserable you are and you can finally relax
> and ENJOY the angst.
ah, now *that's* better!
woj
woj
> | Speaking for me, personally, of course, I ran away
> | when whoever it was a while back started talking
> | about how spending several weeks with large-breasted
> | female computer programmers who have chocolate dripping
> | from between their thighs would be a sure cure for
> | angst.
> Oops, that was me. Sorry if the imagery offended you.
come off it krillman, you are *not* sorry and why should you be?
if that's your cure for angst, why should you be sorry about it?
maybe caroline here prefers a bank executive with a large penis
and a briefcase of s&m toys - if that offended you, would *she*
be sorry?!? i think not!
> | I personally would be satisfied to wear a much smaller
> | cup size bra forever, not have to look at so much as
> | an ATM for at least a few weeks, and to never have a
> | period again in my life. Especially not if it's gotta
> | also be chocolate. (ugh)
> Well, get some surgery, get married, stay at home,
> stay pregnant, and let your husband take care of the
> finances. Then you'll have plenty of time to think
> about how miserable you are and you can finally relax
> and ENJOY the angst.
Hi Ho Silver
$a bucket o krill spews:
$> Oops, that was me. Sorry if the imagery offended you.
$come off it krillman, you are *not* sorry and why should you be?
No, but I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
$if that's your cure for angst, why should you be sorry about it?
Yeah, and I don't see what's so awful about it. So if any of you are
large-breasted women with chocolate periods ...
$maybe caroline here prefers a bank executive with a large penis
$and a briefcase of s&m toys - if that offended you, would *she*
$be sorry?!? i think not!
Hmm ... darn, guess I won't get caroline then. I'm not a bank
executive.
silver "have a krill ... er, fish"
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michelle (krill-woman) lee
| Yeah, and I don't see what's so awful about it. So if any of you are
| large-breasted women with chocolate periods ...
I think it's not so much a cure for angst as it was an adolescent
sexual fantasy. The most exciting (and improbable) part of my
little scenario was that there were female computer programmers
involved. I think I've seen 3 in my entire life. And as part of
my continuing efforts at self-delusion, I've decided to get in
touch with my feminine side, hence the sex-change operation.
| $maybe caroline here prefers a bank executive with a large penis
| $and a briefcase of s&m toys - if that offended you, would *she*
| $be sorry?!? i think not!
| Hmm ... darn, guess I won't get caroline then. I'm not a bank
| executive.
But what about caroline's A N G S T?
| silver "have a krill ... er, fish"
Thanks, it was the obvious thing.
-- krill-woman