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[Sith War 2002] the Haacker does his thing.

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Peter Hanely

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Aug 12, 2002, 4:32:35 AM8/12/02
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Approaching RASSM planet, the Haacker was a bit suprised, and very
annoyed, at the traffic pileup into and out of the varius planet
spaceports. An annoyingly nasal voice came over the space traffic
channel. "Please identify and state destination so we can clear a
flight path. Your patience is requested while navigation and control
systems are repaired." Being the sick and twisted creating of an
obsesive droid, and seeing an obsticle in his path, he made his reply.
The controllers notebook workstation went blank and started laughing
manically.

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Landing in an empty lot near the center of RASSM city, the Haacker
surveyed the scene and searched for a network connection. Wow, he
thought, that ion cannon did a lot of dammage, even from the outer edges
of the system. He didn't know about the electrical overload cascade
shortly before the oin blast.

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Coming near the Hall of Ham, he smelled methane and other trace gasses.
Porkinites. Creeping closer 'til he spotted one, he drew his UV light
sabre and charged.

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The Jedi Hacker, aka Chuck Babbage, was distracted from his plotting by
a sudden disturbance in the Code. Scanning, he spotted the Haacker.
First instinct was to draw his weapon and shoot it. Second thought, on
which he acted, was to duck for cover and let the porkinited handle him.

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A lowly porkinite barely had time to scream before being disembowled.
"HACKER!"
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Summary:
- the Haacker has shown up to find why nobody's responding to R5-P1s
death star.

- The tempory makeshift space traffic control has been infected by a
nasty virus. expect major traffic congestion.

- The Haacker has attacked the porkinites with his sabre. They think
it's the Hacker.

--
The Jedi Hacker
"Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."

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