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[alt.current-events.usa,...] Global Alert To All: Satan Roams The Earth

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Andrew Bulhak

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Mar 10, 1994, 1:49:53 AM3/10/94
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From: sti...@Siri.Unit.NO (Stig Oppedal)
Newsgroups: alt.current-events.usa,alt.religion.kibology,rec.sport.cricket
Subject: Global Alert To All: Satan Roams The Earth

TAKE HEED TO THIS WARNING BEFORE SATAN DEVOURS YOUR SOUL:

Satan is once again loose and wreaking havoc, leaving chaos and terror in
his wake. And like another famous bad guy, The Terminator, Satan has
now switched over to the forces of good - specifically the Slovakian
Olympic Ice Hockey Team. Miroslav Satan has been leading the Slovak front
line with 9 goals, helping them clinch 1st place in Group B ahead of
Sweden and Canada and eventually to a respectable 6th place.

Unfortunately, the Spanish team didn't qualify for the Lillehammer Games.
Otherwise we could have had a Jesus vs. Satan Winner-Takes-All Slugfest
and finished this whole apocolypse thing once and for all.

Stig

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