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brian connolly

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Jul 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/31/99
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In what appears as a career gone static flatline, "All News Radio" WBBM-AM
Anchor Kris Kridel is making improvements. Sources say that there is a big
construction dumpster parked out in front of her home. The conjecture is
that she's renovating.

Now the point must be made that there are other aspects of this News Anchor
that just cannot be improved upon. For example, take her current spot for
"free parking at Midway". Although it's a rather complicated pitch, the ad
is terse, to the point and delivered with a lot of genuine journalistic
enthusiasm. Apparently, the deal is that if you go to Midway, you can park
for free.

All and all, it's hopeful to see this autumnal little lady get a second
wind.

Brian Connolly -- Iconoclast. Humorist. Raconteur.

Post Script: I recommended that dumpster to her years ago. I've got to
take a lot of credit.

David J. Craven

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Aug 2, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/2/99
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In article <rq7ga34...@corp.supernews.com> "brian connolly" <cl...@interaccess.com> writes:

A bunch of inappropriate garbage.


And this means what? This post sounds almost like the post of a stalker, and
certainly has no bearing on anything to do with Chicago Media, except to the
extent it does talk about someone in the media. Rennovations of one's house,
and the like, are personal matters which have no business being trumpted
across the internet.

Give up Jauvert.


brian connolly

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Aug 2, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/2/99
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The Craven wrote: "And this means what?"

There you have it.

Apparently Dave, you missed the class on irony. Sadly you passed up on one
of life's greatest sources of laughter. Too bad. Those that cannot laugh
become easy targets.

David J. Craven

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Aug 2, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/2/99
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In article <rqbfpif...@corp.supernews.com> "brian connolly" <cl...@interaccess.com> writes:

>Apparently Dave, you missed the class on irony. Sadly you passed up on one
>of life's greatest sources of laughter. Too bad. Those that cannot laugh
>become easy targets.

I know all about Irony. Your post had nothing at all do to with Irony. It
had to do with trumpeting the personal details of the life of a media
personality to the rest of the world. It was not clever, it was not funny, it
was merely mean spirited pig swill. Of course, I should have considered the
source and merely ignored it. Jauvert, you need to stop your pursuit before
it kills you.

brian connolly

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Aug 2, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/2/99
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So Dave... Did you have a bad experience with a dumpster as a kid or what?


EyeonMedia

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Aug 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/3/99
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"Brian", everyone else in the world isn't crazy, isn't without humor or a sense
of irony.

The problem is you, "Brian."

I told you once that, if I were the former girlfriend that you remain obsessed
with. I would be afraid. After your latest "I know what's happening at your
house" post, I seriously would be terrified. Unless that is your goal, please
get professional help.

brian connolly

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Aug 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/3/99
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Chuck, I agree; Imagining you as my former girlfriend is scary.


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