NEW: "Hey, My Eyes Are Up Here" (drabble) 1/1 (TNG: P/f) [PG]
longbeachtrekstar
all things, breast size on Star Trek. (*gasp* Oh my, how scandalous.)
To my surprise, it was pointed out that Jeri Ryan is only a C, and
Jolene Blalock is only a B. (Oh, those wonderful Starfleet regulation
push-up bras.) Anyway, the silly idea then came up of correlating
Enterprise letter designations (A, B, C...) to cup size.
Title: Hey, My Eyes Are Up Here (drabble)
Author: longbeachtrekstar (longbeac...@yahoo.com)
Series: TNG
Code: P/f
Rating: PG
Summary: A little drabble about big boobs
Disclaimer: Star Trek and its characters are copyrighted by
Paramount. This is not for profit, just for fun -- silly,
chauvinistic fun.
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"What is that strange cloud up ahead?" Picard asked.
"Unknown, Captain, but a ship has appeared out of it," replied Worf.
Suddenly, the Captain disappeared in a shimmering transporter beam.
He reappeared on the bridge of the mysterious ship. It was an exact
replica of the Enterprise, but all the personnel were gorgeous, busty
women. The female captain approached him, pushing her breasts into
him to get a closer look.
"Science Officer Bodacious, what happened?"
"Captain McJuggs, apparently we passed through a doorway to a
parallel universe."
"Where am I?" Picard asked.
"Why, you're on the Enterprise Double-D, of course."
(End)
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Hypatia Kosh
wrote:
> This came out of a discussion on the FFF site (a while ago) about, of
> all things, breast size on Star Trek. (*gasp* Oh my, how scandalous.)
> To my surprise, it was pointed out that Jeri Ryan is only a C, and
> Jolene Blalock is only a B. (Oh, those wonderful Starfleet regulation
> push-up bras.) Anyway, the silly idea then came up of correlating
> Enterprise letter designations (A, B, C...) to cup size.
>
>
> Title: Hey, My Eyes Are Up Here (drabble)
> Series: TNG
> Code: P/f
LOL! Cool.
The title reminds me of that Mike Golden TOS episode parody where there's a still of
Kirk looking straight at the guest actress' breasts. The caption says "I'm up here. They
don't talk."
-Hypatia
longbeachtrekstar
>
> LOL! Cool.
>
> The title reminds me of that Mike Golden TOS episode parody where
> there's a still of Kirk looking straight at the guest actress'
> breasts. The caption says "I'm up here. They don't talk."
>
> -Hypatia
Oh, but they do! To every red-blooded straight guy in the world, they
speak volumes ;-) Thanks for the kudos.
-lbts
Cait N.
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longbeachtrekstar
> >
> > The title reminds me of that Mike Golden TOS episode parody where
> > there's a still of Kirk looking straight at the guest actress'
> > breasts. The caption says "I'm up here. They don't talk."
> >
> > -Hypatia
>
> Oh, but they do! To every red-blooded straight guy in the world,
> they speak volumes ;-) Thanks for the kudos.
>
> -lbts
Okay, it may be tacky for me to respond to my *own* message, but I
wanted to share some proof that *everyone* loves checking things out
once in a while.
http://everythingisnt.com/images/sophia-jayne.jpg
Hypatia Kosh
> > >
> > > The title reminds me of that Mike Golden TOS episode parody where
> > > there's a still of Kirk looking straight at the guest actress'
> > > breasts. The caption says "I'm up here. They don't talk."
> > >
> > > -Hypatia
> >
> > Oh, but they do! To every red-blooded straight guy in the world,
> > they speak volumes ;-) Thanks for the kudos.
> >
> > -lbts
>
> Okay, it may be tacky for me to respond to my *own* message, but I
> wanted to share some proof that *everyone* loves checking things out
> once in a while.
>
> http://everythingisnt.com/images/sophia-jayne.jpg
>
> -lbts
That look seems more like checking out the competition to me, but I'll
take it.
What I'd love (but will never see) -- Greta Garbo and Marlene Dietrich.
-Hypatia