Waaah!
Paula
smelly stuff in my hair, I went to Fantastic Sam's instead of some beauty
parlor. This was a good thing because I got to sit next to a really kewt
guy. He was kinda shy and quiet, which I like. He had huge brown eyes, an
adorable cleft chin and a smile to die for. Unfortunately, he was also less
than half my age.
Paula
At least he didn't call me ma'am
Rob Lomax
> <snip programming stuff>
> <snip haircut stuff>
In the spirit of complete irrelevance to the previous post(s) .....
I have five or six medium sized orange cones sitting at the back of my
garage, gathering dust. I've explained to them that dust-gathering is
not a profitable exercise in the current economic climate, but they're
not listening to me. Can anyone suggest some better employment for my
cones?
Rob Lomax
I'm thinking of using them to block a lane of the local highway to
traffic, in a static homage to the similar scene from Toy Story 2.
Paula
Teach them to cut hair and stay on topic.
Paula
Tamara
news:74dc1f4d.01090...@posting.google.com...
> Paula <MmmTob...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:<B7B94571.41C7%MmmTob...@earthlink.net>...
> > <snip programming stuff>
>
> > <snip haircut stuff>
>
> In the spirit of complete irrelevance to the previous post(s) .....
>
> I have five or six medium sized orange cones sitting at the back of my
> garage, gathering dust. I've explained to them that dust-gathering is
> not a profitable exercise in the current economic climate, but they're
> not listening to me. Can anyone suggest some better employment for my
> cones?
Can they extract teeth? If so, send them to Delaney because he needs them
more than the rest of us do.
Thankyew.
~T
David DeLaney
>Can they extract teeth? If so, send them to Delaney because he needs them
>more than the rest of us do.
Well, the teeth in question are mostly gone at this point anyway. And if
it helps others reading about this any, the pain was always of the "will
go away for a while with an acetaminophen or two" variety, nothing worse
than that - it wasn't "hey, these tissues are sick and diseased and rotting
in this man's mouth" pain, more "these tissues are currently Inflamed FNARR
and hurting because they're stretched, nothing else".
Dave "considering my options, in a painfree state" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from d...@vic.com "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.
John Burrage
>"Rob Lomax" <King_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:74dc1f4d.01090...@posting.google.com...
>> Paula <MmmTob...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
>news:<B7B94571.41C7%MmmTob...@earthlink.net>...
>> > <snip programming stuff>
>>
>> > <snip haircut stuff>
>>
>> In the spirit of complete irrelevance to the previous post(s) .....
>>
[cone stuff]
>
>Can they extract teeth? If so, send them to Delaney because he needs them
>more than the rest of us do.
I have just extracted three of my own teeth, and am ready to send them
to Dave Delaney. To what address should I send them? (<-- Good
grammar.)
ALSO! I got a brilliant haircut on Saturday. Before I looked like
Cheech Marin about 20 years ago. Now I look like the Fonz. YOWSA!
Except not gay, unlike Simon 'Gay Hair' Clark.
Actually I look more like Bert Newton. But since no one knows who he
is, I can say stuff like that and get away with it. No, actually it's
probably more of a sort of a cross between Henry Kissenger, Woody
Allen and Omar Sharif. Also Richard Burton and Yasser Arafat. And
Elmo. And a piece of 2 day old bread.
--
John Burrage http://members.iinet.net.au/~burrage/
"Reason brain for this cube. 3 symmetrical axes of
the brain and the like which is there."
- Japanese proverb
Rose Marie Holt
> From: King_...@hotmail.com (Rob Lomax)
> Can anyone suggest some better employment for my
> cones?
>
> Rob Lomax
> I'm thinking of using them to block a lane of the local highway to
> traffic, in a static homage to the similar scene from Toy Story 2.
Put them in front of Paula's house, just as her ex drives up. Use a
bullhorn to tell him to JUST LEAVE ANY PACKAGES AT THE DRIVE ENTRANCE AND
DRIVE AWAY SLOWLY
Whose Titan Elbow
> Can anyone suggest some better employment for my
> cones?
>
Put some wheels and little motors on/in them and let the cone
races begin!
--
CRGRE
``???? Regime phase? thought ? '' -- from Manley Hubbell's
last known transmission
Paula
> "Tamara" <tamara...@sprint.ca> wrote:
>
>> "Rob Lomax" <King_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:74dc1f4d.01090...@posting.google.com...
>>> Paula <MmmTob...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
>> news:<B7B94571.41C7%MmmTob...@earthlink.net>...
>>>> <snip programming stuff>
>>>
>>>> <snip haircut stuff>
>>>
>>> In the spirit of complete irrelevance to the previous post(s) .....
>>>
> [cone stuff]
>>
>> Can they extract teeth? If so, send them to Delaney because he needs them
>> more than the rest of us do.
>
> I have just extracted three of my own teeth, and am ready to send them
> to Dave Delaney. To what address should I send them? (<-- Good
> grammar.)
>
> ALSO! I got a brilliant haircut on Saturday. Before I looked like
> Cheech Marin about 20 years ago. Now I look like the Fonz. YOWSA!
> Except not gay, unlike Simon 'Gay Hair' Clark.
Neener neener neener! My hair's straighter than your hair! Probably
shorter too, at this point.
Paula
Rose Marie Holt
> Organization: Newsville.Com (http://www.newsville.com)
> Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
> Date: 4 Sep 2001 00:02:44 -0400
> Subject: Re: Waaah!
>
> Well... nothing worse
> than that - it wasn't "hey, these tissues are sick and diseased and rotting
> in this man's mouth" pain, more "these tissues are currently Inflamed FNARR
^^^^^^^^
YM "tumescent"
> and hurting because they're stretched, nothing else".
Well then stop saying things are draining. Draining means pus*** and pus
means badness. If they are draining, you are minimizing. If they arent
draining, you are catastrophizing. Not that there's anything wrong with
that, I do it all the time. That is why I am ugly and will rot in hell
forever and will never have friends or tell a funny joke*.
> Dave "considering my options, in a painfree state" DeLaney
Well, then you are susceptible to delusions.
> --
> \/David DeLaney posting from d...@vic.com
*With the exception of the Green Golfball Joke. And the a_al sex joke.
That always gets a laugh**
**Of course, I only tell it about lawyers to doctors.
***in nonFNARR states
John Burrage
>On 9/3/01 9:31 PM, John Burrage tried to make me believe that:
>
>> ALSO! I got a brilliant haircut on Saturday. Before I looked like
>> Cheech Marin about 20 years ago. Now I look like the Fonz. YOWSA!
>> Except not gay, unlike Simon 'Gay Hair' Clark.
>
>Neener neener neener! My hair's straighter than your hair! Probably
>shorter too, at this point.
POST PROOF OR RETRACT!!1!
No, really! You should send a pic to Brack! so he can add you to the
gallery of strange folk at
http://members.iinet.net.au/~tiki/arkphile/.
Paula
> Paula <MmmTob...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>> On 9/3/01 9:31 PM, John Burrage tried to make me believe that:
>>
>>> ALSO! I got a brilliant haircut on Saturday. Before I looked like
>>> Cheech Marin about 20 years ago. Now I look like the Fonz. YOWSA!
>>> Except not gay, unlike Simon 'Gay Hair' Clark.
>>
>> Neener neener neener! My hair's straighter than your hair! Probably
>> shorter too, at this point.
>
> POST PROOF OR RETRACT!!1!
>
> No, really! You should send a pic to Brack! so he can add you to the
> gallery of strange folk at
> http://members.iinet.net.au/~tiki/arkphile/.
I've had this discussion with Tamara repeatedly. I hate pictures of me. I
sent a couple to her because she is a pesky thing that never gives up, but
that doesn't mean I want them in the gallery of dqqm. Now I don't even have
them to send because they are on my other computer, not on the Mac.
Whenever I try to get my kids to take a picture of me, it cuts off my head.
You are all out of luck. There is actually one ARKite who has met me in
person who can attest that I look nothing like Gillian Anderson, so there is
no point in posting the pictures that Tam has anyway, as they apparently
give the wrong impression. Either that or she really really wants to take a
trip to California and stay at my house. (Don't tell her that the welding
guys are long gone.)
Paula
John Burrage
>There is actually one ARKite who has met me in
>person who can attest that I look nothing like Gillian Anderson, so there is
>no point in posting the pictures that Tam has anyway, as they apparently
>give the wrong impression.
I'm sorry? The pictures convey the impression you look like Gillian
Anderson? SEND 'EM IN!
Paula
> Paula <MmmTob...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>> There is actually one ARKite who has met me in
>> person who can attest that I look nothing like Gillian Anderson, so there is
>> no point in posting the pictures that Tam has anyway, as they apparently
>> give the wrong impression.
>
> I'm sorry? The pictures convey the impression you look like Gillian
> Anderson? SEND 'EM IN!
I don't think so, but Tam does. Tam, send Mr. Burrage a copy of the picture
of me you think looks like Gillian Anderson. But only if he apologizes for
lying to me about the toast hat. I really need to get that picture
transferred over to this computer, along with a bunch of other stuff I have
been too lazy and/or inept to transfer.
Paula
Jeremy Impson
> Paula <MmmTob...@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<B7B94571.41C7%MmmTob...@earthlink.net>...
> > <snip programming stuff>
>
> > <snip haircut stuff>
>
> In the spirit of complete irrelevance to the previous post(s) .....
>
> I have five or six medium sized orange cones sitting at the back of my
> garage, gathering dust. I've explained to them that dust-gathering is
> not a profitable exercise in the current economic climate, but they're
> not listening to me. Can anyone suggest some better employment for my
> cones?
Make and sell pointy bras.
--Jeremy
(Fun *AND* profit.)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jeremy Impson
http://nwc.syr.edu/~jdimpson
Beable van Polasm
>
> I don't think so, but Tam does. Tam, send Mr. Burrage a copy of the picture
> of me you think looks like Gillian Anderson. But only if he apologizes for
> lying to me about the toast hat.
HE WAS LYING ABOUT THE TOAST HAT???/?? What a CAD! BOUNDER!
cheers
Beable van Polasm
--
ZER0-DAY WaReZ!!1!
http://www.mouse-potato.com
ftp://ftp.mouse-potato.com
GIT UR wArEz HERE!
Tamara
"Jeremy Impson" <jdim...@tasslehoff.nwc.syr.edu> wrote in message
news:Pine.GSO.4.10.101090...@tasslehoff.nwc.syr.edu...
> On 3 Sep 2001, Rob Lomax wrote:
>
> > Paula <MmmTob...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:<B7B94571.41C7%MmmTob...@earthlink.net>...
> > > <snip programming stuff>
> >
> > > <snip haircut stuff>
> >
> > In the spirit of complete irrelevance to the previous post(s) .....
> >
> > I have five or six medium sized orange cones sitting at the back of my
> > garage, gathering dust. I've explained to them that dust-gathering is
> > not a profitable exercise in the current economic climate, but they're
> > not listening to me. Can anyone suggest some better employment for my
> > cones?
>
> Make and sell pointy bras.
For Ptoblerone!
~T
Tamara
Once there is a public apology and a good deal of begging and squirming, I
will send Mr. Burrage the picture.
John, you may start your apologizing and begging and squirming now.
Thankyew.
~T
Glenn Knickerbocker
> it helps others reading about this any, the pain was always of the "will
> go away for a while with an acetaminophen or two" variety, nothing worse
Mine was always of the "will go away with bubblegum or dental floss"
variety. The fractured teeth themselves never actually hurt at all; it
just hurt my jaw to have them keep moving around, and, in fact, I never
even realized they were fractured at all until one of them simply broke
off in a half-dozen teeny pieces. And it still didn't hurt except when
I stuck my tongue into the jagged edges.
I'm still reserving judgment on whether it was the fractures that made
them keep moving around so much, or the stress of moving around so much
after I had two wisdom teeth out was what caused them to fracture.
ŹR
Glenn Knickerbocker
> Well then stop saying things are draining. Draining means pus
except when it means blood or sebum or that clear fluid in blisters that
I've never heard called anything at all--or, in the case of my really
bizarre peeling shoulders that one time I mowed the lawn in Dallas with
my shirt off, SWEAT. IANMTU. I had a serious farmer tan and had taken
off my shirt to even it out, and when I came inside the untanned parts
of my arms were all blistered but didn't hurt at all. Turned out there
was a layer of dead skin whose pores must have been all clogged with
sebum and/or that awful red clay people were trying to grow lawns in,
and the sweat just got trapped underneath it.
ŹR
The Momentarily Left-Handed Mr. Hole
<MmmTob...@earthlink.net> wrote some of this:
> I decided to go get my hair cut today. Since I
> am
a crack-junkie I want everything that isn't crack to be
> cheap and don't want any smelly
elderly men sticking their shrivelled
> stuff in my hair, I went to Fantastic
7-year Clown College, so frizzy hair doesn't bother me at all. Which
is why I go to the Son of
> Sam's instead of some beauty parlor. This
involved me travelling backwards in time to NY city in the '70s. Which
> was a good thing because I got to sit next to
Reed Richards from the Fantastic Four!! He's
> a really kewt guy. He was kinda shy and
shaped like a salt-free pretzel that was being dipped in a beer mug,
and this kept him
> quiet, which I like. He had huge brown
tabs of acid and after I took one I popped out both his
> eyes, an adorable cleft chin
that could be used as a makeshift change-purse on the go,
> and a smile to die for. Unfortunately, he was
> also
battling the Mole Man, who's surprisingly
> less than half my age.
> Paula
> At least he didn't call me ma'am
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Mr. Hole
M.I. #1981
"....and most importantly Mr. Hole is a GREAT judge of character. Mr.
Hole would never put Bear or Buckets into any danger. He's a
professional." -- Dawn
How's your hole......................family?
vesicant / Cronan
Captain Infinity
Yeesh, things have really gone downhill in ARK.
**
Captain Infinity
...and you don't look so good yourself
Darla Vladschyk
<No...@bestweb.net> wrote:
>... that clear fluid in blisters that
>I've never heard called anything at all...
Lymph. Which, I guess, would technically make a "blister" a "lymph
bizkit." Thanks, I'll be here all week.
>... Turned out there
>was a layer of dead skin whose pores must have been all clogged with
>sebum and/or that awful red clay people were trying to grow lawns in,
>and the sweat just got trapped underneath it.
TMI!! TMI!!
-=Darla=-
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
"Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching." ---Satchel Paige
Jim Vandewalker
<No...@bestweb.net> wrote:
{ Rose Marie Holt wrote:
{ > Well then stop saying things are draining. Draining means pus
{
{ except when it means blood or sebum or that clear fluid in blisters that
{ I've never heard called anything at all--
Clear, serous fluid, as in "These blisters are weeping clear, serous fluid."
Doctors talk FUNN'Y.
--
Jim the Dead Guy
John Burrage
>Once there is a public apology and a good deal of begging and squirming, I
>will send Mr. Burrage the picture.
>
>John, you may start your apologizing and begging and squirming now.
>Thankyew.
Hey, I never lied to Paula about wearing a toast hat! I lied to Beable
about NOT wearing a toast hat! So you see, those are entirely
different matters.
As a compromise, instead of apologising and squirming I will express a
small degree of contrition and then briefly hop from one foot to the
other in an awkward manner.
OK; done. Now, photos please.
Paula
Better make them padded ones, then. They are gonna need all the help they
can get.
Paula
Paula
believe that:
> In message news:<B7B94571.41C7%MmmTob...@earthlink.net>. Paula
If I call you Ass-Hole again, will you find another occasion to make me
laugh this hard again?
Paula
The Momentarily Left-Handed Mr. Hole
Captain of Infinitives, its the recession; its icy cold grip has
extended to all walks of life now, nothing is safe. Lock up your
PeePs, and the gaggle of virgin brides you keep in the shed because
these hard times could last for several years.
David DeLaney
>POST PROOF OR RETRACT!!1!
>
>No, really! You should send a pic to Brack! so he can add you to the
>gallery of strange folk at
>http://members.iinet.net.au/~tiki/arkphile/.
Has he added the pix of me, recently referenced here, there, yet?
Dave "if not I shall have to retract AND I HATE WHEN I DO THAT" DeLaney
--
Paula
> John Burrage <john.b...@health.wa.gov.au> wrote:
>> POST PROOF OR RETRACT!!1!
>>
>> No, really! You should send a pic to Brack! so he can add you to the
>> gallery of strange folk at
>> http://members.iinet.net.au/~tiki/arkphile/.
>
> Has he added the pix of me, recently referenced here, there, yet?
>
> Dave "if not I shall have to retract AND I HATE WHEN I DO THAT" DeLaney
i see no pictures of you at all, Dave, and that makes me cry.
Paula
Rose Marie Holt
> From: Paula <MmmTob...@earthlink.net>
> Organization: EarthLink Inc. -- http://www.EarthLink.net
> Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
> Date: Thu, 06 Sep 2001 03:59:26 GMT
> Subject: Re: Waaah!
Yeah, talk about a letdown. Dave's appearance is one of the great mysteries
of Usenet.
David DeLaney
> From: Paula <MmmTob...@earthlink.net>
>> i see no pictures of you at all, Dave, and that makes me cry.
>> Paula
>
>Yeah, talk about a letdown. Dave's appearance is one of the great mysteries
>of Usenet.
You had your chance - now he'll have to Google for it...
Dave "i noted it at the time; perhaps he wasn't watching" DeLaney
Paula
> Rose Marie Holt <rmh...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>> From: Paula <MmmTob...@earthlink.net>
>>> i see no pictures of you at all, Dave, and that makes me cry.
>>> Paula
>>
>> Yeah, talk about a letdown. Dave's appearance is one of the great mysteries
>> of Usenet.
>
> You had your chance - now he'll have to Google for it...
>
> Dave "i noted it at the time; perhaps he wasn't watching" DeLaney
But we can't Google through our copious tears! Please please please send
Brack a picture!!!
Paula
And Brack, get it on there fast when he does! Enquiring minds want to
know.
David DeLaney
>>
>> Dave "i noted it at the time; perhaps he wasn't watching" DeLaney
>
>But we can't Google through our copious tears! Please please please send
>Brack a picture!!!
I tell you again, I have not -got- a picture. The Web has the picture, and
is holding tightly onto it! All I can do is go look at it (them, actually)
when someone reminds me where it (they) are!
Dave "I am the one with the beard, although these days it has a touch of
gray around the goatee" DeLaney
Joe Manfre
> Paula <MmmTob...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>But we can't Google through our copious tears! Please please please send
>>Brack a picture!!!
>
> I tell you again, I have not -got- a picture. The Web has the picture,
> and is holding tightly onto it! All I can do is go look at it (them,
> actually) when someone reminds me where it (they) are!
>
> Dave "I am the one with the beard, although these days it has a touch of
> gray around the goatee" DeLaney
http://www.urbanlegends.com/gif/afu/afu.nyc.ii/vicki/dave_diane_baculum.GIF
http://www.urbanlegends.com/gif/afu/afu.nyc.ii/vicki/welsh_sweeney_deLaney.GIF
Sorry no PGP versions available. Somebody will have to snip these
down (and convert them to PGP if possible) so they show ONLY
DAVE, as THEN AND ONLY THEN will they be appropriate for the
ARKPHILE.
JM
--
Joe Manfre, Hyattsville, Maryland.
Tamara
"Joe Manfre" <man...@flash.net> wrote in message
news:Xns91155CE61...@130.133.1.4...
Thank you Joe!! THANK YOU!! I have actually been looking for these for
DAYS and I couldn't remember where to find them.
~T (a Google Image search on "Delaney" is useless. Me? Stalker? Nahh.)
Tamara
news:p94m7.3281$ua.5...@newscontent-01.sprint.ca...
>
> "Joe Manfre" <man...@flash.net> wrote in message
> news:Xns91155CE61...@130.133.1.4...
> > David DeLaney (d...@gatekeeper.vic.com) wrote:
>
http://www.urbanlegends.com/gif/afu/afu.nyc.ii/vicki/dave_diane_baculum.GIF
>
http://www.urbanlegends.com/gif/afu/afu.nyc.ii/vicki/welsh_sweeney_deLaney.G
> > Sorry no PGP versions available. Somebody will have to snip these
> > down (and convert them to PGP if possible) so they show ONLY
> > DAVE, as THEN AND ONLY THEN will they be appropriate for the
> > ARKPHILE.
>
> Thank you Joe!! THANK YOU!! I have actually been looking for these for
> DAYS and I couldn't remember where to find them.
Damn! I forgot to mention that Dave doesn't look ANYTHING like I imagined
him to look like. He actually looks like a guy I know, Allister (yes, the
spelling is correct) who is a Bible-Thumper and who once told me that he
loves me but that he couldn't be with me because I am a "tainted woman."
Oh and Allister had way, WAY more back-hair than Luke could ever dream to
have. You could feel it crunch under his shirt if you ever gave him a
friendly pat on the shoulder.
~T (no, never saw him shirtless)
Joe Manfre
> Thank you Joe!! THANK YOU!! I have actually been looking for these for
> DAYS and I couldn't remember where to find them.
>
> ~T (a Google Image search on "Delaney" is useless. Me? Stalker? Nahh.)
Speaking of which, do you have any explanation for THIS?
http://www.w3px.com/poems/1996/1996_08/week_4/pxp03588.htm
(Including the miscapitalized surname?)
Rose Marie Holt
> From: "Tamara" <tamara...@sprint.ca>
> Organization: Sprint Canada Inc.
> Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
> Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2001 09:45:49 -0400
> Subject: Re: Waaah!
Ditto. Nice to put a face to an old netpal with the name Dave "and all the
middle names" DeLaney.
Rose Marie Holt
> From: "Tamara" <tamara...@sprint.ca>
> Organization: Sprint Canada Inc.
> Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
> Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2001 10:00:30 -0400
> Subject: Re: Waaah!
>
> Damn! I forgot to mention that Dave doesn't look ANYTHING like I imagined
> him to look like. He actually looks like a guy I know, Allister (yes, the
> spelling is correct) who is a Bible-Thumper and who once told me that he
> loves me but that he couldn't be with me because I am a "tainted woman."
was that before he came out?
Jacob W. Haller
> Tamara (tamara...@sprint.ca) wrote:
>
> > Thank you Joe!! THANK YOU!! I have actually been looking for these for
> > DAYS and I couldn't remember where to find them.
> >
> > ~T (a Google Image search on "Delaney" is useless. Me? Stalker? Nahh.)
>
>
> Speaking of which, do you have any explanation for THIS?
> http://www.w3px.com/poems/1996/1996_08/week_4/pxp03588.htm
Which reminds me, http://www.ironycentral.com/touchingpoetry.html
-jwgh
--
"There are two major steps to building a business plan:
1) Gather information.
2) Ignore it."
- Scott Adams, /The Dilbert Principle/
Darla Vladschyk
wrote:
>Joe Manfre <man...@flash.net> wrote:
>
>> Tamara (tamara...@sprint.ca) wrote:
>>
>> > Thank you Joe!! THANK YOU!! I have actually been looking for these for
>> > DAYS and I couldn't remember where to find them.
>> >
>> > ~T (a Google Image search on "Delaney" is useless. Me? Stalker? Nahh.)
>>
>>
>> Speaking of which, do you have any explanation for THIS?
>> http://www.w3px.com/poems/1996/1996_08/week_4/pxp03588.htm
Is it just a "mistake" that this pome is shaped like a peanus? Sort
of? Also, "orgasiming" is not a word.
But hey! Pomes!
Jacob W. Haller
> On Fri, 07 Sep 2001 20:29:57 GMT, jw...@earthlink.net (Jacob W. Haller)
> wrote:
>
> >Joe Manfre <man...@flash.net> wrote:
> >
> >> Tamara (tamara...@sprint.ca) wrote:
> >>
> >> > Thank you Joe!! THANK YOU!! I have actually been looking for these for
> >> > DAYS and I couldn't remember where to find them.
> >> >
> >> > ~T (a Google Image search on "Delaney" is useless. Me? Stalker? Nahh.)
> >>
> >>
> >> Speaking of which, do you have any explanation for THIS?
> >> http://www.w3px.com/poems/1996/1996_08/week_4/pxp03588.htm
>
> Is it just a "mistake" that this pome is shaped like a peanus? Sort
> of?
As a certified Sensitive Poet, let me assure you: There are no
accidents.
> Also, "orgasiming" is not a word.
Let us frolic together
me and you
You
with your grammar
and knowledge
of spelling
and me
with my ignorance of the tab key
and my sensitive soul
and my shirts, soaked
in the sweat of my maleness
Let us go to Burger King
for a burger and some fries
And then to McDonald's for one
of those little apple tart things
And then return to our homes
(respective)
sated, for once.
(Next you'll be telling me that "errect" isn't a word either.)
> But hey! Pomes!
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like there's nobody watching.
Or your theories will be cursed like Kurt.
-jw'perhaps watching So I Married An Axe Murderer was not such a great
idea'gh
--
"Some people spend more time planning the wedding than they spend
married."
-Rimrunner in talk.bizarre, 11 May 2000
<slrn8hll87...@drizzle.com>
Paula
> Darla Vladschyk <DarlaVl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 07 Sep 2001 20:29:57 GMT, jw...@earthlink.net (Jacob W. Haller)
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Joe Manfre <man...@flash.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Tamara (tamara...@sprint.ca) wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Thank you Joe!! THANK YOU!! I have actually been looking for these for
>>>>> DAYS and I couldn't remember where to find them.
>>>>>
>>>>> ~T (a Google Image search on "Delaney" is useless. Me? Stalker? Nahh.)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Speaking of which, do you have any explanation for THIS?
>>>> http://www.w3px.com/poems/1996/1996_08/week_4/pxp03588.htm
>>
>> Is it just a "mistake" that this pome is shaped like a peanus? Sort
>> of?
>
> As a certified Sensitive Poet, let me assure you: There are no
> accidents.
>
>> Also, "orgasiming" is not a word.
>
> Let us frolic together
> me and you
> You
> with your grammar
> and knowledge
> of spelling
> and me
> with my ignorance of the tab key
> and my sensitive soul
Oh, yes, baby...
> and my shirts, soaked in the sweat of my maleness
Oh pleeeeease, baby...
> Let us go to Burger King
> for a burger and some fries
You give it to me sooooo goooood, baby...
> And then to McDonald's for one
> of those little apple tart things
Oh... WHAT TART?!!!
> And then return to our homes
> (respective)
> sated, for once.
Not without the chili cheese fries, I'm not.
> (Next you'll be telling me that "errect" isn't a word either.)
Who cares at this point?
Paula
Matt McIrvin
"Tamara" <tamara...@sprint.ca> wrote:
> Damn! I forgot to mention that Dave doesn't look ANYTHING like I imagined
> him to look like.
I met Dave once or twice, years ago, and strangely I don't remember
him looking entirely like that; I picture his face being narrower.
Maybe I'm just conflating him with Sean Smith, whom I saw more recently.
--
Matt McIrvin
Matt McIrvin
Joe Manfre <man...@flash.net> wrote:
> Speaking of which, do you have any explanation for THIS?
> http://www.w3px.com/poems/1996/1996_08/week_4/pxp03588.htm
>
> (Including the miscapitalized surname?)
Obviously we're just witnessing what Dave would have been like
were it not for his Homosexual Spelling*. I think we can all feel
grateful for the world we live in.
*Google Groups will explain the joke.
--
Matt McIrvin