What's the best way for me to deliver it if you want to read
it?
I'm not too hot with OCR, I could scan each page in colour [well
there's just a drawing not much to see.] save it in .tif format
so it can be faxed.
Any suggestions from you young wippersnappers? :)
--
see "Battle Beyond The Stars"[1980,low budget but fun to watch]
Hooray! the(Braga)horror that was "Voyager" is over!
Will he also f-up "Enterprise"?
Hhumm, after what looked like a bad start, "Andromeda" has grown
on me!
http://www.sfdebris.com/gallery/spacecowboy.jpg
> An interesting article on state of Canadian Forces
> in my current issue of Legion Magazine, for anyone who cares,
> even Sheppard. Proposes merging with US military.
>
See! They can't even maintain their own military. This idiotic notion of
Canada being a truely seperate country from the USA is smashed.
:P
--
George Washington observed, "Government is not reason; it is not eloquence;
it is force! Like fire it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
--
Chuck
"Are you willing to die for stupidity? You see, I am, if it'll teach you
something." -187
>>
>> See! They can't even maintain their own military. This
>> idiotic notion of Canada being a truely seperate country
>> from the USA is smashed.
>>
>For his next trick, Transcend will stand on a streetcorner in
>Harlem while juggling chickens and watermelons and singing
>"nigger nigger nigger nigger...."
>
>--
>Chuck
>"Are you willing to die for stupidity? You see, I am, if
>it'll teach you something." -187
>
>
Well I expected Tranny to get his digs in, considering what I
once said over in the Stargate group.
However, I am so used to my home delivery version I forgot there
in an online version too.
The cover story "Chickens come home to Roost" is right on the
first page as you get there, follow the link for full story.
[now you all can read for free, that which is included in my
membership]
I'm not even a Canadian and I'm offended.
--
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ICQ#: 39921647
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I'd move to Canada first chance I got, you ugly little hyperpatriot.
--
Rob "Roby" Dalton
http://daltonator.net
"Kynes sets the stove on fire." ---ASVS House
I almost did at one point, but got a better job offer here at the time.
Rob Wilson
--
Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com
--
What I want is for every greasy, grimy tramp to arm himself with a knife
or a gun, and stationing themselves outside the doorways of the rich,
shoot or stab them as they come out.
-Lucy Parsons
Matt Hyde
906-487-3406
mdo...@mtu.edu
Damn you!
Isn't it funny how their are politically correct rules to combustion?
--
Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com
--
Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com
> > Flag Burning: Symbol of righteous protestors
> > Book Burning: Symbol of fascism
> > Bra Burning: Symbol of sexual liberation
> >
> By the way (now that I've hijacked the thread) why do people insist on
> making statements by destroying their own property? I mean, I didn't throw
> away the books I had bought after I finished the course I needed them for.
To take your tangent and run away with it, I keep all of my coursebooks except
the ones I truly hate. Those I sell. But I keep all of my CS, math, econ, history,
etc texts. I like to have them around in case I want to look something up one
day, probably to win an argument here.
--
-LK!
[ ky...@choam.org ] [ AIM: Kynes23 ] [ ICQ: 795238 ]
> > Flag Burning: Symbol of righteous protestors
> > Book Burning: Symbol of fascism
> > Bra Burning: Symbol of sexual liberation
>
> By the way (now that I've hijacked the thread) why do people insist on
> making statements by destroying their own property? I mean, I didn't throw
> away the books I had bought after I finished the course I needed them for.
> When I stopped playing Magic: TG, I didn't burn all my cards, I sold them on
> eBay. What's the sense of burning things like that?
How many cards did you have, and how much did you get for them? I'm
thinking of doing the same. Unless you want to buy them for your on-line
store.
C.S.Strowbridge
I have a bubnh of fifth edition stuff, but I think I'm going to hold on
to it for a little longer.
Graeme Dice
--
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from
mediocre minds.
-- Albert Einstein
> > > > Flag Burning: Symbol of righteous protestors
> > > > Book Burning: Symbol of fascism
> > > > Bra Burning: Symbol of sexual liberation
> > >
> > > By the way (now that I've hijacked the thread) why do people insist on
> > > making statements by destroying their own property? I mean, I didn't
> > > throw away the books I had bought after I finished the course I needed
> > > them for. When I stopped playing Magic: TG, I didn't burn all my cards,
> > > I sold them on eBay. What's the sense of burning things like that?
> >
> > How many cards did you have, and how much did you get for them? I'm
> > thinking of doing the same. Unless you want to buy them for your on-line
> > store.
>
> I have a bubnh of fifth edition stuff, but I think I'm going to hold on
> to it for a little longer.
I think I still have some Alpha stuff.
C.S.Strowbridge
> Dalton wrote:
> >
> > Transcend wrote:
> > >
> > > Space Cowboy wrote:
> > >
> > > > An interesting article on state of Canadian Forces
> > > > in my current issue of Legion Magazine, for anyone who cares,
> > > > even Sheppard. Proposes merging with US military.
> > > >
> > >
> > > See! They can't even maintain their own military. This idiotic notion
> > > of Canada being a truely seperate country from the USA is smashed.
> >
> > I'd move to Canada first chance I got, you ugly little hyperpatriot.
> >
> Dude, all these little "patriots" in here don't have the first fucking
> clue what this country is about. They want to outlaw burning the flag
> but don't have the guts to go out and defend it, and by gum people
> should be able to burn their own flags as long as they don't steal them
> off a flag pole and commit arson. But they should realize that in
> addition to burning things in public, being a disturbance, etc, burning
> the flag is fightin words as well, and not be surprised when someone
> socks em in the mouth for burning a flag. But rant rant rant
I'd like you to know that I find nothing wrong with burning the flag in
protest. Nor do I have any problems with anyone else doing anything that
doesn't violate anyone else's rights.
--
"Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of
himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have
we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? Let history answer
this question." -- Thomas Jefferson, First Inaugural Address
One of the selling points of Sci-Fi Debris is "No Magic or Pokemon!" so I'm
afraid I'm going to have to pass.
--
Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com
> One of the selling points of Sci-Fi Debris is "No Magic or Pokemon!" so I'm
> afraid I'm going to have to pass.
You are a hero and a scholar.
> > How many cards did you have, and how much did you get for them? I'm
> > thinking of doing the same. Unless you want to buy them for your on-line
> > store.
>
> About 15,000, and I got around $960 for 'em. Of course, that was over a
> year ago.
What sets were they from? I have approx. 20,000 mostly from Arabian to
Homelands.
> One of the selling points of Sci-Fi Debris is "No Magic or Pokemon!" so I'm
> afraid I'm going to have to pass.
Ok.
C.S.Strowbridge
--
Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com
<raises hand>
Not me, Mr. Space Cowboy sir!
I'm sexy, I'm a scholar, people like me!
> > > > How many cards did you have, and how much did you get for them? I'm
> > > > thinking of doing the same. Unless you want to buy them for your
> > > > on-line store.
> > >
> > > About 15,000, and I got around $960 for 'em. Of course, that was over a
> > > year ago.
> >
> > What sets were they from? I have approx. 20,000 mostly from Arabian to
> > Homelands.
>
> Fallen Empires to Mercadian Masques, although I had sets of most of the duel
> lands and some early odds and ends and lots of the valuable later rares like
> Necropolis, Vampiric Tutor, and Cursed Scroll.
Hmm, so how much value on the dollar did you get?
> I also had lots of cards that were valuable until they were errataed, like
> Time Spiral and Fluxuator. That was part of what made me quit.
Yeah, I stopped playing for similar reasons. I like the CCG Mythos
better anyway. More fun, better plot, etc.
C.S.Strowbridge
--
Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com
> Yeah but did anyone else actually read the article?
>
> http://www.legionmagazine.com
>
I wasn't commenting on the article, but on the insulting assumption that I
am an extreme right-winger. I am not an extremist nor am I of the
right-wing. I am a libertarian as I have constantly pointed out. I believe
in maximum possible liberty. That's it. Hence when it was suggested that I
would cheer such a horrible act as banning flag burning I responded. I did
not need to read the article to respond to a personal insult. I made a
minor joke about Canada being part of the US, and got called a right-wing
extremist who believes in political censorship (which is what being against
the burning of the flag in political protest is). People assume I am
right-wing because I am for gun ownership without massive government
restrictions on that freedom and am pro-capitalism. This needed to be
corrected.
> > > Fallen Empires to Mercadian Masques, although I had sets of most of the
> > > duel lands and some early odds and ends and lots of the valuable later
> > > rares like Necropolis, Vampiric Tutor, and Cursed Scroll.
> >
> > Hmm, so how much value on the dollar did you get?
>
> I didn't really figure it out. I think it worked out to $.50 a rare, but
> it's a balancing act (for every Cursed Scroll there is a Kudzu).
> You might fetch quite a bit though. BB Arabian Nights stuff is always in
> demand.
Cool, last time I checked I had a dozen Army of Allahs.
> > > I also had lots of cards that were valuable until they were errataed,
> > > like Time Spiral and Fluxuator. That was part of what made me quit.
> >
> > Yeah, I stopped playing for similar reasons. I like the CCG Mythos
> > better anyway. More fun, better plot, etc.
>
> It's a neat idea, I played a solo game once to try it out. BTW, I think I
> might have a line on those New Aeon cards if you're still interested.
That would rock, but I depends on the price cause I'm saving up for a
new computer.
C.S.Strowbridge
> > I also had lots of cards that were valuable until they were errataed, like
> > Time Spiral and Fluxuator. That was part of what made me quit.
>
> Yeah, I stopped playing for similar reasons.
Explain to the philistines. What is "errataed?"
--
Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com
In a shock revelation today, Transcend discovers that the belief that any crazed,
bug eyed unshaven social misfit with a log cabin and a strange prediliction
towards donkeys or close relatives has the right to bear arms without anyone else
having a say in the matter does not necessarily make one a middle of the road
libertarian.
In another shock revelation, I suddenly discover the run on sentence, and the
freedom to discard commas and other punctuation whenever I feel like it.
DMZ
---
Wheee... pedant mode on. Errata is the *plural* of erratum, which is as you say an
error or mis-print, especially the noting and correction thereof. I've never heard
of errataed, though. (note to self - find better dictionary)
So, "A Tremor In The Force" has an erratum, which would be in the list of errata
for the game.
Pedant mode *off*. No egos were intentionally harmed in the making of this post.
Excluding collateral damage.
DMZ
---
--
Chuck
"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get your adverbs here.
Got a lot of Lolly, jolly adverbs here.
Anything you need And we can make it absolutely clear...
An adverb is a word; That modifies a verb,
It modifies an adjective,
Or else another adverb.
And so you see that it's positively, very, very, necessary."
Hmmmm... I'll believe it when I see "The Concise Trading Card Community
Dictionary", chummer. =)
DMZ
---
>
> "Transcend" <tran...@cybertown.com> wrote in message
> news:9h86ff$cnv44$1...@ID-75240.news.dfncis.de...
>> Space Cowboy wrote:
>>
>> > Yeah but did anyone else actually read the article?
>> >
>> > http://www.legionmagazine.com
>> >
>>
>> I wasn't commenting on the article, but on the insulting assumption that
>> I am an extreme right-winger. I am not an extremist nor am I of the
>> right-wing. I am a libertarian as I have constantly pointed out. I
>> believe in maximum possible liberty. That's it. Hence when it was
>> suggested that I would cheer such a horrible act as banning flag burning
>> I responded. I did not need to read the article to respond to a personal
>> insult. I made a minor joke about Canada being part of the US, and got
>> called a right-wing extremist who believes in political censorship (which
>> is what being against the burning of the flag in political protest is).
>> People assume I am right-wing because I am for gun ownership without
>> massive government restrictions on that freedom and am pro-capitalism.
>> This needed to be corrected.
>
> In a shock revelation today, Transcend discovers that the belief that any
> crazed, bug eyed unshaven social misfit with a log cabin and a strange
> prediliction towards donkeys or close relatives has the right to bear arms
> without anyone else having a say in the matter does not necessarily make
> one a middle of the road libertarian.
Nor does it automatically make me a right-wing nutjob either. I just
believe people have a right to do whatever they want as long as it doesn't
directly harm anyone else. That includes the ownership of firearms.
<snip>
Nice answer, I respect you for answering intelligently. Please excuse the next
bit, which isn't intended to goad you, but I'm just in one of those moods:
Excuse me from being controversial here, but how do you reconcile the right to own
firearms with the assertion that most people there are so dumb they need written
instructions of "warning: contents may be hot" on cups of fresh coffee, and "do
not use as a floatation device" on lead weights?
DMZ
---
Just before I go to bed, I have to ask you. Can you genuinely not see the
glaring error in your post considering the content of the post you were
responding to? Not to mention the inherent notions it addressed that
directly contradict your espoused viewpoint.
Rob Wilson
--
Chuck
"You shut up. I am zee author, I outRANK you!"
Kenneth Mars, The Producers
--
Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com
Hmmmm... "Page modified 26/06/2001"... I wonder... =)
DMZ
---
<snip>
>
> Nice answer, I respect you for answering intelligently. Please excuse the
> next bit, which isn't intended to goad you, but I'm just in one of those
> moods:
>
> Excuse me from being controversial here, but how do you reconcile the
> right to own firearms with the assertion that most people there are so
> dumb they need written instructions of "warning: contents may be hot" on
> cups of fresh coffee, and "do not use as a floatation device" on lead
> weights?
When they harm themself or anyone else due to their stupidity then they
deserve to be punished. And to be fair, it is not the stupidity of people
that creates the idiotic warning labels seen today (although they did start
the trend long ago), it is caused by over cautious companies on the advice
of their lawyers. This is done just in case somewhere, somehow some idiot
manages to do stupid things with their product, survives, and sues (or
doesn't survive and their family sees a jackpot on the horizon) because of
a lack of a warning label. Yes alot of people are outright idiots, but
until they harm themselves or others they have the same rights and
responsabilities as every other person (which includes ownership of
property including firearms). The problem is not really stupid people, it's
that people expect the government and corporations (but mostly the
government) to do everything for them and that they are entitled to
everything they want and not wanting to take responsability for their own
actions. Whenever some idiot has an accident they blame the company that
might be remotely involved, rather then taking responsability for their own
actions. The issue you bring up is not one of gun ownership, for you could
say that these same people could not own cars (which are quite dangerous in
the hands of an idiot) or power tools, but it is an issue of
responsability. I believe each person is responsable for their own actions
and must pay for those actions should they harm another, whether they are
intelligent or not.
Case in point. I was out to eat at a fast food place the other day and had
an accident where two of my fingers were badly mashed due to my own
carelessness. Alot of people would have probably sued the company, I
instead saw it as a result of my own actions and therefore my own
responsability. Oh my fingers are ok now, it was nothing worse then a very
bad bruising (which heal fast on me anyway), but still, many would have
sued.
The post says that such beliefs do not necessarily make me libertarian, I
am merely pointing out that they also do not make me right-wing. Also the
person who posted that believes I answered his statement quite well.
Perhaps you should take a clue there. Overall however, I have been
addressing the prior accusation that I am some right-wing wacko Republican
or something and am merely correcting that issue.
"Make a run for the border!"
--
Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com
Well some people in here can respect a person with intelligence, rather
then automatically assuming them an idiot no matter what they post.
>
> "Transcend" <tran...@cybertown.com> wrote in message
> news:9h8pes$cac36$1...@ID-75240.news.dfncis.de...
>> Case in point. I was out to eat at a fast food place the other day and
>> had an accident
> Those Taco Bell gorditas will go right through ya.
>
> "Make a run for the border!"
Actually I was careless and not paying attention to where my hand was
while using the garbage can.
To help you out here are the relevant parts (see I saved you some money, no
need for you to buy a clue - it's here for free)
"Transcend discovers that the belief that any crazed,
bug eyed unshaven social misfit with a log cabin and a strange prediliction
towards donkeys or close relatives has the right to bear arms without
anyone else
having a say in the matter "
"I just believe people have a right to do whatever they want as long as it
doesn't
directly harm anyone else. That includes the ownership of firearms."
See if you can spot the conflict now!
As to DMZ's post, he's being nice to you. I however have tried that and
gotten nowhere, so now it's time for the "water in the Face" approach.
Rob Wilson
What were the circumstances of this accident? Were you in any position to
make a claim in the first place? Can you justifiably use this example to
back your position/arguement? How could this have been laid at the feet of
the Fast Food company?
Rob Wilson
And this is why nobody pays you a compliment twice.
Rob Wilson
<snip>
>
> What were the circumstances of this accident? Were you in any position to
> make a claim in the first place? Can you justifiably use this example to
> back your position/arguement? How could this have been laid at the feet of
> the Fast Food company?
>
It could have been argued that the door on the trash receptacle (which is
what mashed my fingers) was defective, and quite convincingly as well. The
claim could just as easily be made as that idiot who sued because the
coffee was hot.
What the fuck were you doing putting your hand *in* the Trash receptacle?
You put the trash in, not your hand, it should never get close to being in
the way of the door/lid/whatever.
Rob Wilson
Matt Hyde
906-487-3406
mdo...@mtu.edu
(not mentioning the one hunter in WI a couple years back who shot a
horse out from under an 8-y.o. girl)
Transcend, can you please tell us how you mashed your fingers at a
burger place? Curiouser and curiouser!
that is SO funny, that is JUST what I was thinking when I asked you for
details. Of course, where ELSE can you mash yer fingers in a burger
place?
gural Address
I knew the term "errata =" but this is the first time I'd seen an "ed"
stuck on the end!
;p at Chuck
Snip
> >
> > To help you out here are the relevant parts (see I saved you some
money, no
> > need for you to buy a clue - it's here for free)
> >
> > "Transcend discovers that the belief that any crazed,
> > bug eyed unshaven social misfit with a log cabin and a strange
prediliction
> > towards donkeys or close relatives has the right to bear arms without
> > anyone else
> > having a say in the matter "
> >
> > "I just believe people have a right to do whatever they want as long as
it
> > doesn't
> > directly harm anyone else. That includes the ownership of firearms."
> >
> > See if you can spot the conflict now!
> >
> Uh, I can't. And I'm gg to Montana Sunday. HAHAHAHAHA AT LAST I AM
> FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> Man
Um, thanks for sharing.. I think.
:-)
Rob Wilson
Snip
Now there is an excellent arguement for gun control.. or should that be
birth control.
:-)
Rob Wilson
Oh. I thought I had a lot at around 300-400. :)
Graeme Dice
--
"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not
wave in a vacuum."
-- Arthur C. Clarke
How Many !?
>
> What sets were they from? I have approx. 20,000 mostly from Arabian to
> Homelands.
HOW MANY!!!?
>
> > One of the selling points of Sci-Fi Debris is "No Magic or Pokemon!" so
I'm
> > afraid I'm going to have to pass.
Yay, mark another win up for Intelligence.
:-)
Rob Wilson
>
> Ok.
>
> C.S.Strowbridge
> >
> > > One of the selling points of Sci-Fi Debris is "No Magic or Pokemon!"
so
> I'm
> > > afraid I'm going to have to pass.
>
> Yay, mark another win up for Intelligence.
>
> :-)
>
Yup, I knew that was the right decision to make. :-)
--
Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com
--
Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com
No, because you are a (presumably) strapping young man, and the woman
who spilled coffee on her lap was a very old woman who suffered blisters
on her bits and pieces. I'll tell you, I'd sue too. Actually I wouldn't:
I suffered a burn here on campus like that (not in my privates though)
when I was reaching for a granola bar and spilled the coffee on my
wrist. That experience changed my whole outloook and made me think that
maybe the woman in the McD's suit had a case: I had a red blister for a
week, that even covered up a 30-year-old burn that covers my wrist. But
I didn't sue the school, because I'm not a 90-year-old woman. It sounds
lame, but the fact is, McD's coffe IS too hot, and they have even
acknowledged that they brew >160 F to cut down on the amount of grounds
they have to brew. That is a phony fucking reason, and no-one else
(besides the school) brews that hot. Hint, Transcend, your hot water
heater isn't set anywhere NEAR 160, because that can kill people. That
shit is hot, I have sat through an entire breakfast and left with my
coffee without having drunk it because I know all this, and 10 minutes
after that it STILL burned. the fact that I knew it was hot and
anticipated it and still got burned after taking reasonable precautions
(waiting--since when did you wait til AFTER breakfast to have your joe?,
sipping) tells me that McD's coffee IS too hot, and if there were Coffee
Justice, they'd get sued every fucking DAY. By EVERYBODY. It's just
plain coffee abuse! Tell me, when you go to Starbucks, is the coffee too
hot to sip? Oh, no, it isn't. Nevermind.
Well, it DOES say "Thank You"
gural Address, WTF?
I know, but just seeing a number like that... I can picture you being bored
one day and realising you could literally build a house of cards.
:-)
Rob Wilson
>
> --
> Chuck
> http://www.sfdebris.com
>
>
Insert "gun" here rather than "garbage can", and you've just summed up why gun
control is a good thing...
DMZ
---
--
Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com
Did you deactivate your emotion chip or something? Come on, laugh!
--
Rob "Roby" Dalton
http://daltonator.net
"Kynes sets the stove on fire." ---ASVS House
I would have thought his super-reflexes would have saved him from injury ;)
<snip>
>
>
> Transcend, can you please tell us how you mashed your fingers at a
> burger place? Curiouser and curiouser!
>
I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing and the little door on the
trash recepticle slammed down on my fingers.
>
> "Transcend" <tran...@cybertown.com> wrote in message
> news:9h8sim$ck8la$1...@ID-75240.news.dfncis.de...
>> rob.wn5 wrote:
>>
>> <snip>
>> >
>> > What were the circumstances of this accident? Were you in any position
> to
>> > make a claim in the first place? Can you justifiably use this example
> to
>> > back your position/arguement? How could this have been laid at the feet
> of
>> > the Fast Food company?
>> >
>>
>> It could have been argued that the door on the trash receptacle (which is
>> what mashed my fingers) was defective, and quite convincingly as well.
> The
>> claim could just as easily be made as that idiot who sued because the
>> coffee was hot.
>
> What the fuck were you doing putting your hand *in* the Trash receptacle?
> You put the trash in, not your hand, it should never get close to being in
> the way of the door/lid/whatever.
Sometimes you have to really shove that garbage in to get it to go in, and
if your hand gets too close....
>
> "Transcend" <tran...@cybertown.com> wrote in message
> news:9h8q9s$cac36$6...@ID-75240.news.dfncis.de...
>> Chuck wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > "Transcend" <tran...@cybertown.com> wrote in message
>> > news:9h8pes$cac36$1...@ID-75240.news.dfncis.de...
>> >> Case in point. I was out to eat at a fast food place the other day and
>> >> had an accident
>> > Those Taco Bell gorditas will go right through ya.
>> >
>> > "Make a run for the border!"
>>
>> Actually I was careless and not paying attention to where my hand was
>> while using the garbage can.
>
> Insert "gun" here rather than "garbage can", and you've just summed up why
> gun control is a good thing...
No, you've summed up why paying attention and being careful are good
things.
Nobody pays attention and is careful all the time. Sorry - but you are a point in
case. If you can't be trusted with a garbage can, well...
DMZ
---
I was going to email you a reply about something, it was a while ago..only I
have forgotten what it was.
Sorry about that.
So you were doing something, but while you were doing it, you had your hand
in a fastfood garbage can?
thats weird
>Insert "gun" here rather than "garbage can", and you've just summed up why gun
>control is a good thing...
Erm. It's called "classification of dangers"
EXAMPLE:
We're unloading a ship full of military supplies :P
We throw everything labelled "fragile" onto
a truck and hear it breaking. :D
And then we get some crates labelled "EXPLOSIVES: DANGEROUS".
Do we handle them like shit? No. We gingerly load them
onto the truck slowly and painstakingly to avoid killing
ourselves in a fiery explosion.
On the list of dangers, "Accidentially mashing your fingers in
the swinging door to the garbage can" doesn't rate highly.
It's just what we all do everyday, albeit unconsciously. Can we cross
that road before those speeding cars hit us? Is it safe to drive the
rest of the trip with that small spare tire on? Etc.
I bet you think that all Americans think a little Drano makes a
bottle of booze go down GREAT! :P
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and leaving Huey and Dewey and Louie without an aunt
and uncle.
It is for hunting politicians, like [in] Grozny,
[and in] 1776, when they take your independence away.
Bob Dornan, United States Congressman, January 25, 1995
And Drano is...?
DMZ
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I think he's not laughing because he's forseen the innumerable
Transcend vs Garbage Can jokes that are going to appear until the end of the
year.
Well to be perfectly honest, I assumed that you were an idiot as a direct
result of what you've posted :)
ACK! Do you people do *anything* the same way as the rest of the world?
Good for you.
It's a drain cleaner, highly toxic.
>
> "Transcend" <tran...@cybertown.com> wrote in message
> news:9h9gnd$csq3u$9...@ID-75240.news.dfncis.de...
>> DMZ wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > "Transcend" <tran...@cybertown.com> wrote in message
>> > news:9h8q9s$cac36$6...@ID-75240.news.dfncis.de...
>> >> Chuck wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > "Transcend" <tran...@cybertown.com> wrote in message
>> >> > news:9h8pes$cac36$1...@ID-75240.news.dfncis.de...
>> >> >> Case in point. I was out to eat at a fast food place the other day
>> >> >> and had an accident
>> >> > Those Taco Bell gorditas will go right through ya.
>> >> >
>> >> > "Make a run for the border!"
>> >>
>> >> Actually I was careless and not paying attention to where my hand was
>> >> while using the garbage can.
>> >
>> > Insert "gun" here rather than "garbage can", and you've just summed up
>> > why gun control is a good thing...
>>
>> No, you've summed up why paying attention and being careful are good
>> things.
>
> Nobody pays attention and is careful all the time. Sorry - but you are a
> point in case. If you can't be trusted with a garbage can, well...
As Sheppard pointed out, you are more likely to be careful around things
that are *clearly* dangerous then you are around, oh say, a garbage can.
Maybe he was trying to decipher the wonderful flavor and was so intent
on the taste that he didn't notice his rummaging hand was in danger!
And anyway, the pain should just be data, right?
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> Transcend wrote:
>>
>> Matthew Hyde wrote:
>>
>> <snip>
>> >
>> >
>> > Transcend, can you please tell us how you mashed your fingers at a
>> > burger place? Curiouser and curiouser!
>> >
>>
>> I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing and the little door on the
>> trash recepticle slammed down on my fingers.
>>
> WTF, I could play on and around a BK garbage can all day and dare people
> to slam my fingers in the door and it wouldn't hurt. Did someone grab
> the swinger and swing it hard on your hand? Was it made out of lead? Did
> you make sure it was really garbage in there, and not the Burger King
> Sarlacc?
What happened I guess, is that the door went up with too much force when I
was jamming my garbage into it and then it slammed down relatively large
force due to the force of gravity.
Dude, if you get interlimb reactions with a garbage can, here's hoping
you never, ever! get your garbagy little paws on an automatic!
HAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE YOU TRANSEND, DON'T EVER CHANGE!