Deja Vue (TOS) [K/S G] 1/1
UKJess
Author: UKJ...@yahoo.com
Series: TOS
Pairing: K/S
Part: 1/1
Rating: G
Appeared originally in the zine T'Hy'La
and appears here by kind permission of
the editor. Details of this or any other
zine in the series can be obtained by
email from kathl...@aol.com
This is just a silly joke which probably
only makes sense if you've read two
enormous boxes of K/S zines in 3 days.
Feel free to comment, I'm not one of those
shrinking violets who ask for comment and then
complain if it isn't adulatory enough.
Deja Vue
by UKJess
Kirk eyed Spock's towering pillar of green jade
and sighed. "Spock, what the hell are we
supposed to do with all that jade, there's
barely room enough room in our quarters as
it is!"
The Vulcan raised an eyebrow and looked
significantly at the twin, creamy-white
globes laid on the bed for his inspection
and appreciation. "The gemstone is a
vital component in my latest research
project. I intend to use it to contruct
a duodinetic field core, and I feel
contrained to point out that there would
be ample space if you had not purchased
those two er... artifacts."
"Hey, that's a pair of genuine antique
Aldeberan astrolobes..."
Spock, however, was undeterred. He pointed
an accusing finger at the rose-brown organ
that stood so proudly, as though imploring
the attention that was its due. "And what
is more," he said sternly, "you cannot even
play that instrument."
"At least I didn't waste two whole years pay
endowing a blasted breeding programme for
donkeys!"
Suddenly, impossibly, Spock looked hurt.
"Jim, I thought you understood. The Ascem
programme is one of the latest hopes of
saving endangered species such as the
High Firm Ass, the Small Tight Ass and
the Generous Ass -- without the work of
the Ascem Institute, these harmless
useful creatures might well become
extinct."
"Yeah, but you might have asked me
before you spent my pay as well!"
Spock felt a twinge of conscience. The
conscience in Vulcans is a small organ
situated immediately under the
diaphragm, and one of the reasons for the
high ethical standard of the race is
that a tender conscience can give its
owner terrible gas. It was true, he had
spent his lover's remuneration for the
next two standard years. He had not
even left Jim enough to purchase the
lollipops which were his secret vice.
Now he would have nothing on a stick
he could lave in his off-duty moments,
nothing he could thrust into the moist,
welcoming cavern between those two
luscious labial surfaces. He hanged his
head.
Looking round, Kirk caught sight of
the bent, glossy, black cap and all
anger fled. He went up to Spock
and twined his arms round his neck,
drawing his head down for a kiss, tasting
once again the familiar flavour of
alien spice.
He tipped his head back and glared up
at his lover. "Spock," he growled,
"have you been eating that Denebian
curry again?"
THE END
Rabble Rouser
for this to make me smile ;)
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>
> Deja Vue
> Author: UKJ...@yahoo.com
> This is just a silly joke which probably
> only makes sense if you've read two
> enormous boxes of K/S zines in 3 days.
*snicker snicker snicker* Well, maybe it's because I'm sitting within
six feet of a box of zines (but I don't think most of them are K/S) or
maybe it's because I've read and written more than a few K/S stories,
but I thoroughly enjoyed this. It was like a big K/S pun! I'm not sure
which made me laugh harder--the organ that Kirk cannot even play or the
lollipops! Wicked & wonderful, Jess!
--
Jungle Kitty
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Meg
UKJess <ukj...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Deja Vue
> Author: UKJ...@yahoo.com
LOL. That was hilarious. Very clever, and cute.
Meg