Mr.Davis has a point...
Sanford M. Manley
I am as much for a joke as anybody else, but could you all please
*consider* stopping this cascade?? It is cute up to a point, but now it has
gone on for weeks. It will undoubtedly drive people away from the Oracle
and this newsgroup....BTW we need to post the FAQ more.
Sanford M. Manley Trying to be right all the time
sma...@pbfreenet.seflin.lib.fl.us is a very subtle way of being
sma...@freenet.fsu.edu wrong. - Me
afn3...@afn.org
A wandering maniac...
Sorry about that. If I'd known how old it was I wouldn't've
ressurected it. My apologies.
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Even forever has to come to an end.
...I think..." - Kato, "Chrono Trigger"
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Ralph Betza
But his hair hides it.
> Boo! Boo! Hiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody had to say it.
Carl Gustafson
In article <Pine.A32.3.93.960701...@freenet4.afn.org>,
"Sanford M. Manley" <afn3...@afn.org> wrote:
> .BTW we need to post the FAQ more.
Is there a woodchuck-eating carnivore?
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Drexel University, Philadelphia, Penna
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Kevin Tipple
In article <Pine.A32.3.93.960701...@freenet4.afn.org>,
afn3...@afn.org says...
>
>I am as much for a joke as anybody else, but could you all please
>*consider* stopping this cascade?? It is cute up to a point, but now it has
>gone on for weeks. It will undoubtedly drive people away from the Oracle
At present I'm considering the specifics of a new theory that would tie in the
recent rash of cascades (the majority of the posts in this group as of late),
the fact that the majority of the answers to Oracular questions are stunningly
unfunny, and Hootie selling 11 million copies of their debut album.
Look for my thesis in hardcover at a bookstore near you in a few months.
(Ian, come back!)
Kevin Tipple
kti...@soemadison.wisc.edu
Tom Tom Harrington
Carl Gustafson <carl.gu...@ece.drexel.edu> wrote:
> In article <Pine.A32.3.93.960701...@freenet4.afn.org>,
> "Sanford M. Manley" <afn3...@afn.org> wrote:
>
> > .BTW we need to post the FAQ more.
> Is there a woodchuck-eating carnivore?
I'm sorry, but for posting this response I must place you under
arrest, on the authority of the Oracle Himself. You are hereby
charged with attempting to instigate a cascade; should a cascade
begin, the charge will be upgraded to first-degree cascading (a
felony). Agents of the Oracle will arrive shortly to collect you
and lock you up. Note that, according to terms of international
racketeering and "zero tolerance" laws, we have elected to skip
all trials and hearings in this case, instead proceeding directly
to sentencing. When you arrive in Indiana, the Oracle will sentence
you to 27 years at hard labor, with nothing to eat but Spam (tm)
twice daily. I know this seems harsh, but at this point it's
necessary.
If anyone responds to THIS post in a cascade-inducing manner, they'll
get 27 years as well, but they'll be forced to eat Spam (tm) THREE
times daily. You HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!
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Scott R. Godin
In article <1996070322...@slip22163.rmii.com>, t...@rmii.com (Tom
"Tom" Harrington) wrote:
>Carl Gustafson <carl.gu...@ece.drexel.edu> wrote:
>
>> In article <Pine.A32.3.93.960701...@freenet4.afn.org>,
>> "Sanford M. Manley" <afn3...@afn.org> wrote:
>>
>> > .BTW we need to post the FAQ more.
>> Is there a woodchuck-eating carnivore?
>
>I'm sorry, but for posting this response I must place you under
>arrest, on the authority of the Oracle Himself. You are hereby
>charged with attempting to instigate a cascade; should a cascade
>begin, the charge will be upgraded to first-degree cascading (a
>felony). Agents of the Oracle will arrive shortly to collect you
>and lock you up. Note that, according to terms of international
>racketeering and "zero tolerance" laws, we have elected to skip
>all trials and hearings in this case, instead proceeding directly
>to sentencing. When you arrive in Indiana, the Oracle will sentence
>you to 27 years at hard labor, with nothing to eat but Spam (tm)
>twice daily. I know this seems harsh, but at this point it's
>necessary.
>
>If anyone responds to THIS post in a cascade-inducing manner, they'll
>get 27 years as well, but they'll be forced to eat Spam (tm) THREE
>times daily. You HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!
Applause: the end of
the woodchuck-eating cascade
my hands become sore
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Al Corvino
: > In article <Pine.A32.3.93.960701...@freenet4.afn.org>,
: > "Sanford M. Manley" <afn3...@afn.org> wrote:
: >
: > > .BTW we need to post the FAQ more.
: > Is there a woodchuck-eating carnivore?
: I'm sorry, but for posting this response I must place you under
: arrest, on the authority of the Oracle Himself. You are hereby
: charged with attempting to instigate a cascade; should a cascade
: begin, the charge will be upgraded to first-degree cascading (a
: felony).
27 years? I doubt any cascader would make it that long. Watch:
Hardend Criminal: So, what'ca in for?
Cascader: Your mothers a whore?
[Hardend Criminal pulls out a shank]
Hardened Criminal: What'ch you say, Mother&*$#!
[Cascader dies before he can say: "It's calm on the bay with Mort Ducker?"]
Kinda fitting though....
Al
George Dau
t...@rmii.com (Tom "Tom" Harrington) wrote:
]Carl Gustafson <carl.gu...@ece.drexel.edu> wrote:
]
]> In article <Pine.A32.3.93.960701...@freenet4.afn.org>,
]> "Sanford M. Manley" <afn3...@afn.org> wrote:
]>
]> > .BTW we need to post the FAQ more.
]> Is there a woodchuck-eating carnivore?
]You HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!
Have you been weaned?