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John Carroll
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Ken Kubey
Sure, dump a bucket of water on him if you want, but to come back
*three* times to *throw* a bucket of water on a guy? Too much.
Imagine for a second that it was Leslie Visser instead of McCarver.
Mr. Sanders would be accused of harrassment.
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Thomas Reid Scudder
|> Need I say more?
No. Less.
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|> JBC
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Tom Scudder tom...@ruf.rice.edu
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, a half pack of
cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
-John Stuart Mill
Thomas Reid Scudder
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>> In article <1992Oct15.1...@dbs.com>, jc...@dbs.com (John Carroll) wri
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>> No. Less.
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>> |> JBC
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>> Tom Scudder tom...@ruf.rice.edu
>> "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, a half pack of
>> cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
>> "Hit it."
>> -John Stuart Mill
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>"America's" sport. The reason for this is that Canada is a morally
>superior society than the USA.
> I just returned to Canada after living for 5 years in the US and
>I can attest to this fact.
> Take Vietnam for instance. The entire world saw this as an
>immoral and unreasonable action,... Canada chose to accept US draft
>dodgers (Bill Clinton and Dan Quayle included) as landed immigrants
>because of the IMMORALITY of this action.
> Take treatment of the homeless...in Canada they are given money,
>a place to live and a car. Everything is free.
> Take health care. I could go to Victoria Hospital tomorrow and
>get a quadruple bypass and not pay $0.01. In Chicago (where I just moved
>from) if I need a band aid and can't pay for it,...I get to live in a
>car!
> I will never stop thanking fate for ALLOWING me to live in such a
>compassionate, beautiful and ultimately superior (both morally and in
>every other way) land.
> Thank you and,...hey "pouffez vous un cheque du voyage!"
>
>s4la...@student.business.uwo.ca (Stephen Lawrence)
>Western Business School -- London, Ontario
Is this guy serious? (whew, and I thought BRAVES woofers were bad...)
M Phil Collins
champagne bottle. That woul have served him well. THis guy has to be
the worst announcer in the History of pro- baseball. He knows very little
outside of the NL West and he shows it every time he opens hi mouth
YEAH Deion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Colin McFadyen
One more example showing that you should not drink and post.
Here's one Canadian that is looking forward to a hard-fought
World Series featuring the two best teams in baseball today.
GO JAYS!!! :-)
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col...@ccs.carleton.ca
Dale Stephenson
[Snip]
>Toronto will win the world series. This will be a major humilation for
>"America's" sport. The reason for this is that Canada is a morally
>superior society than the USA.
Being morally superior *can't* be an edge in the world series. Otherwise
there would be no champions from New York.
:->
[shameless political drivel deleted]
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"It is considered good to look wise, especially when not
overburdened with information" -- J. Golden Kimball
Len Reed
>Toronto will win the world series. This will be a major humilation for
>"America's" sport. The reason for this is that Canada is a morally
>superior society than the USA.
[Much political driven, right or wrong, deleted.]
What does moral superiority have to do with the ability to hit a fastball?
The race does not always go to the swiftest, but I'd bet on him before
I bet on the pure-of-heart.
Brian McDonald
You have presented excellent reasons why someone should be hit in the
head with a champagne bottle.
Brian McDonald
Ken_Zio...@transarc.com
Inter-Office Memo, CBS Television
TO: Head, CBS Sports
FROM: President, CBS Television
SUBJECT: Tim McCarver vs. Deion Sanders
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In keeping with the CBS Sports tradition of hiring over the hill
catchers for its TV broadcasts, I think that you should investigate
the possibility of hiring Ed Ott, currently a coach with the Houston
Astros, as a color commentator for the current World Series and any
future League Championship and World Series broadcasts by CBS Sports.
I don't know what Mr. Ott's qualifications are, but by being an ex-
catcher, he should be as qualified as his peers; Garagiola, McCarver,
Uecker, etc.
Where Mr. Ott should excel is in the post-game interviews. Could you
imagine Mr. Ott's reaction if some immature, whiny, pseudo two-sport
athlete threw a bucket (or several buckets) of ice cold water on him,
while he (Mr. Ott) was conducting an interview on live television?
I believe that Mr. Ott has a record of sorts in on-field altercations
in the past; I believe that he "body slammed" the Mets Felix Milan in
the 1970's and used a "sleeper choke hold" on Rob Dibble of the Reds
this past summer.
And I believe that he was a high school wrestling champion in Central
Pennsylvania in the 1960's (Get research on this ASAP!).
Frankly, CBS Sports baseball ratings have sucked, but I believe that
the fans would tune in to see the post-game interviews conducted by
Mr. Ott. We may even be able to sell the interviews on a "pay-per view"
basis, comparable to HBO's boxing.
We could bill it as "Prime Time Wrestling" and Mr. Sanders could become
the worlds first three-sport athlete.
At least for a minute or two.
Get to work and see if you can get Mr. Ott to Toronto for this evenings
game.
Frank P. DiGiuseppe
In article <cBoRsB...@student.business.uwo.ca>, s4la...@student.business.uwo.ca (Stephen Lawrence) writes:
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|> Toronto will win the world series. This will be a major humilation for
|> "America's" sport. The reason for this is that Canada is a morally
|> superior society than the USA.
Wow! Talk about your "tenuous grip on reality".
I smell a Braves fan trying the "reverse psychology" approach to woofing...
(seemed to have worked for game #1).
Otherwise this guy should get some therapy... quick!
Jays fever sweeping the nation! (Even in Montreal! :-)
Frank
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Mark J. Rinehart
McCarver was wired at the time. Are you an idiot or what?
If you don't like McCarver, fine. But your opinion of McCarver has
nothing to do with the incident of Deion dumping several buckets of
water on Tim. Deion acted like a spoiled brat. For you to think that
is acceptable tells us all something about you....
Mark
Scott Barman
Hmmm... this is curious since McCarver's regular gig is broadcasting
the Mets for WWOR-TV. The last I looked, the Mets are in the NL East.
Sounds more like a disgruntled Pirates fan to me.
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Hugh Miller
>Need I say more?
>JBC
How about:
BOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOH :-{
Sitting Bull revenged at last!
-=- A Jays Fan
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