Carmageddon is EVIL!
jake
Beable van Polasm wrote in message <7l9e12$4ek$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>
>
>I was looking for a good computer game to use
>for Driver Education Classes at our local
>Sunday School. I looked for reviews of driving
>games on the web, and they all said that
>Carmageddon was the best driving game available.
>And it did have a nice Bible-ey sounding name,
>so I bought a copy and gave it a try! Well at
>first, I was a bit worried about it, because
>there was a lot of car crashes and stuff, so
>I was not really sure that it would be suitable.
>Also, there were zombies staggering around all
>over the place. Now zombies are DEVIL SPAWN, so
>I thought it was a pretty good idea to run them
>over! And they did make a satisfying squishy
>sound and green ichor splattered out all over
>the place. So I played it for about 16 hours,
>and I thought that it might not really be
>suitable for Driver Ed Class. So I went back to
>the web. Then I found out that there was a patch
>for Carmageddon, so I downloaded and installed it.
>To my horror, I found that the Devil Spawn Zombies
>had been replaced by REAL PEOPLE, and CUTE PUPPY
>DOGS! And when I accidentally ran one over, REAL
>BLOOD CAME OUT! AND THEN THE TYRE TRACKS OF THE
>CAR WERE ALL BLOODY! So I played it for about
>14 hours more, and I was DISGUSTED! You people
>are SICK if you think it's fun to run over people,
>and cute fluffy puppy dogs! The people GET DOWN ON
>THEIR KNEES AND BEG YOU NOT TO RUN THEM OVER AND
>I BET YOU STILL DO! And then you get MONEY for
>killing innocent people! Well let me tell you,
>there is only one person who gives you MONEY for
>killing INNOCENT people and that's THE DEVIL!
>So when you are playing Carmageddon, YOU ARE
>DOING THE DEVIL'S WORK!!1! And then my friend's
>six-year-old nephew played it for six hours, and
>he thought it was FUN which shows how the game
>can CORRUPT THE YOUTH OF AMERICA!!!!1 But that
>night he woke up screaming "DON'T LET THE BAD MAN
>RUN ME OVER!".
>
>So I think that Carmageddon should be BANNED, and
>then the software company should have to make another
>patch, that stops the cars from going over 30 miles
>per hour in town areas. Some of those cars go OVER
>200 MILES PER HOUR! In out-of-town areas, the cars
>should be limited to 55 miles per hour. Also, if a
>car goes through a stop sign, the police should pull
>them over and give them a ticket. And if there is an
>accident, the drivers should all have to stop and
>talk about it. AND NO MORE RUNNING PEOPLE OVER! The
>game should have the cars STOPPING FOR THE PEDESTRIANS,
>and giving them yummy candy. And then when the patch is
>finished, it should be MANDATORY for EVERYBODY to install
>the patch and play the game again, as the game SHOULD
>HAVE BEEN IN THE FIRST PLACE! Then the game would be
>A LOT MORE FUN!
>
>So everybody please contact the government and INSIST
>that Carmageddon gets BANNED because it is EVIL and
>SICK and the WORK OF THE DEVIL! Then let's all contact
>the software company and force them to make another
>patch to make the game a proper fun game and suitable
>for the kiddies. We have to stop this sort of EVIL
>INFLUENCE from spreading NOW, before it's TOO LATE!
>
>cheers
>beable van polasm
I don't like this game because it's boreing, and secless. But you seem to
enjoy yourself playing it for 30 hours. How could you hate a game and spend
over a day of your life in it? You are the one that needs help.
Satan
now. and don't for get to have your young Children to play them to.
I play them all the time.(I love running over Innocent people and
Animals.) or better yet i think might be a good idea to try this
in Real Life. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
jake
>I don't like this game because it's boreing, and secless. But you seem to
>enjoy yourself playing it for 30 hours. How could you hate a game and
spend
>over a day of your life in it? You are the one that needs help.
I do hope you know I was jokeing as well. But I do hate all that cesorship
crap, so I was still trying to prove a point.
Beable van
cheers
beable van polasm
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Mike
Beable van Polasm wrote in message <7l9e12$4ek$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>
>
Astro
Look where all the cc's are. Not Christian NG. I think this is a promo.
Karrde
>
>
>I don't like this game because it's boreing, and secless. But you seem to
>enjoy yourself playing it for 30 hours. How could you hate a game and spend
>over a day of your life in it? You are the one that needs help.
>
>
You gotta know he was joking, right?
please, God, tell me you know he was joking
Karrde
I build my peace through strength,
That's the best weapon you've got.
-Dar Williams
agi...@my-deja.com
Actually, I think it might be a good idea if you try to learn proper
grammar, punctuation, and capitalization.
Jeff Jones
>I don't like this game because it's boreing, and secless. But you seem to
>enjoy yourself playing it for 30 hours. How could you hate a game and
spend
>over a day of your life in it? You are the one that needs help.
The Most Gullible Poster of the Year contest is now officially over. This
guy wins hands down. I don't care what gets posted from now till December
either.
Jeff Jones
Satan wrote in message <377844...@Hell.com>...
>Maybe you should Carmageddon Splat Pack and Carmageddon 2 Carpocalypse
>now. and don't for get to have your young Children to play them to.
>I play them all the time.(I love running over Innocent people and
>Animals.) or better yet i think might be a good idea to try this
>in Real Life. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Oh please. The REAL Satan would be just a wee bit more subtle ;)
Kurt
And noone posted a "YHBT. YHL. HAND"...
Kurt
Tom Chick
wrote:
>
>I do hope you know I was jokeing as well. But I do hate all that cesorship
>crap, so I was still trying to prove a point.
>
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown...
-Tom Chick
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Russ Cross
>>wrote:
>>
>>I do hope you know I was jokeing as well. But I do hate all that
cesorship
>>crap, so I was still trying to prove a point.
>>
Tom Chick wrote in message <3778640...@news.primenet.com>...
>
>Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown...
>
> -Tom Chick
>
*laugh*
I thought about responding to Jake, but decided I couldn't top this. The
sad part is, your in-joke is going to fly right over poor Jake's head.
DyBBuK_CoY
Class, how about a driving similation game/program. Second of all, it was a
PATCH. not made by the REAL creators. IT IS JUST ENTERTAINMENT. I see this
EVERYWHERE. They're trying to ban EVERY game that has a drop of blood, but
even if they do, what's next, you know? With no violence, next they'll take
away games that would scare children or adults of a certain type of animal
that's the main character of the game. Then the characters will all have to
be the same in every game. Pretty soon, the Fascism will cause GAMES TO
RETURN TO ALL BEING THE SAME MARIO BULLSHxT. Also, if the cars all stop to
give candy, then
DyBBuK_CoY
you were just messing around. Hell of a laugh though
Riboflavin
>What?? Okay, if you're looking for a computer game for Driver Education
>Class, how about a driving similation game/program. Second of all, it was a
>PATCH. not made by the REAL creators. IT IS JUST ENTERTAINMENT. I see this
>EVERYWHERE. They're trying to ban EVERY game that has a drop of blood, but
>even if they do, what's next, you know? With no violence, next they'll take
>away games that would scare children or adults of a certain type of animal
>that's the main character of the game. Then the characters will all have to
>be the same in every game. Pretty soon, the Fascism will cause GAMES TO
>RETURN TO ALL BEING THE SAME MARIO BULLSHxT. Also, if the cars all stop to
>give candy, then
>
DyBBuk here? Why does his message mysteriously end as soon as he begins
criticism of your plan to have all of the cars to stop and distribute candy?
Mmmm... yummmmy candy. Anyway, I think the other newsgroup readers should
watch out for this Polasm guy because he'll use his contacts with the UN
conspiracy to have you taken away in the middle of a post, as you can see
above.
--
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to be smacked upside the head every time you express them." - David Pacheco
Riboflavin
<7l9h5p$ll0$1...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>...
>This isn't for real. Disregard it. It's not even worth a thread.
>Look where all the cc's are. Not Christian NG. I think this is a promo.
No, you idiot. Don't you know ANYTHING? If it was a porno, it would go
something like
I was looking for a good computer game to use for Driver Education classes
at our local Sunday School. I looked for reviews on the web, and they all
said that Carmageddon was the best driving game available. When I went to
the store to buy a copy, the woman behind the counter gave me a deep smile
and played her tounge about her lips while staring at my bulging crotch.
Flinging the game box to one side, I lept over the counter and took her into
the back room etc. etc. etc.
I really wish some people would THINK before going off on some weird rant
about pornos in the middle of a game thread.
China Blue
[|>for Driver Education Classes at our local
[|>Sunday School. I looked for reviews of driving
Which church is that? Our Lady of Run-on Sentences? Blessed Stations of
the Rant?
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Russ Cross wrote in message <7l9pk2$4qf$1...@ash.prod.itd.earthlink.net>...
>>
>>Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown...
>>
>> -Tom Chick
>>
>
>*laugh*
>I thought about responding to Jake, but decided I couldn't top this. The
>sad part is, your in-joke is going to fly right over poor Jake's head.
That's just because he hasn't seen any of those
Jackie Chan movies like 'Chinatown' or 'The Big
Sleep.'
Anthony Kanner
Beable van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:7l9e12$4ek$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
>
>
> I was looking for a good computer game to use
> for Driver Education Classes at our local
> Sunday School. I looked for reviews of driving
> Carmageddon was the best driving game available.
Hahaha very funny. This is a joke ...... right?
Anthony
twi...@sound.net
"jake" <Blazer Fan> wrote:
>
> Beable van Polasm wrote in message <7l9e12$4ek$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
> >
> >that Carmageddon gets BANNED because it is EVIL and
> >SICK and the WORK OF THE DEVIL! Then let's all contact
> >the software company and force them to make another
> >patch to make the game a proper fun game and suitable
> >for the kiddies. We have to stop this sort of EVIL
> >INFLUENCE from spreading NOW, before it's TOO LATE!
> >
>
> seem to enjoy yourself playing it for 30 hours. How could you hate
> a game and spend over a day of your life in it? You are the one that
> needs help.
But DUDE, he was asking for help! See? In the quoted paragraph he is
asking for all our help to stop the Evil of Carmaggedon!
Won't you help? Please, think of the children!
--Terri
--
Also, just when you think you have them all
down------Llama spit comes around in one form or
another.
-- Frederick Hassen 5/23/99
twi...@sound.net
Kar...@ix.netcom.com (Karrde) wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >I don't like this game because it's boreing, and secless. But you
> >seem to enjoy yourself playing it for 30 hours. How could you hate
> >a game and spend over a day of your life in it? You are the one
> >that needs help.
> >
> >
>
> You gotta know he was joking, right?
>
> please, God, tell me you know he was joking
Hey, you! EVIL is NO JOKING MATTER!!!!11!
twi...@sound.net
Don
Riboflavin wrote:
>
> Astro <___as...@att.net> wrote in message
> <7l9h5p$ll0$1...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>...
> >This isn't for real. Disregard it. It's not even worth a thread.
> >Look where all the cc's are. Not Christian NG. I think this is a promo.
>
> No, you idiot. Don't you know ANYTHING? If it was a porno, it would go
> something like <snip>
> I really wish some people would THINK before going off on some weird rant
> about pornos in the middle of a game thread.
He said PROMO not PORNO! Talk about weird rants!!!
LBianch586
at the back of the box?? And then play it for 30 hours before fiiguring it out
it was so "evil?"
yoda5
dont like the game dont play it!! Also it is only evil if you portray it as
evil. If you are all religious and stuff you know by the cover of the game
that it is going to be bloody and stuff. Also, I bet there is more people
that like the game because in the game you can get away from reality and
actually kill and slaughter people, it is good therapy, but if you didnt
have games like this there would be more people in real life commiting
crimes because there is no where else to release there erges.
Mike
<twi...@sound.net> wrote in message news:7lapdr$j6e$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> In article <8nXd3.98$ue4....@typ32b.nn.bcandid.com>,
> "jake" <Blazer Fan> wrote:
> >
> > Beable van Polasm wrote in message <7l9e12$4ek$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
> > >
> > >So everybody please contact the government and INSIST
> > >that Carmageddon gets BANNED because it is EVIL and
> > >SICK and the WORK OF THE DEVIL! Then let's all contact
> > >the software company and force them to make another
> > >patch to make the game a proper fun game and suitable
> > >for the kiddies. We have to stop this sort of EVIL
> > >INFLUENCE from spreading NOW, before it's TOO LATE!
> > >
> >
> > I don't like this game because it's boreing, and secless. But you
> > seem to enjoy yourself playing it for 30 hours. How could you hate
> > a game and spend over a day of your life in it? You are the one that
> > needs help.
>
> But DUDE, he was asking for help! See? In the quoted paragraph he is
> asking for all our help to stop the Evil of Carmaggedon!
>
> Won't you help? Please, think of the children!
>
Luke Breinig
Tom Chick wrote:
>
> On Mon, 28 Jun 1999 22:54:17 -0700, "jake" <mo...@transport.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >I do hope you know I was jokeing as well. But I do hate all that cesorship
> >crap, so I was still trying to prove a point.
> >
>
> Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown...
>
> -Tom Chick
You're not related to Jack Chick are you?
-Luke
I bet he gets that all the time.
Joe
>Beable van Polasm wrote in message <7l9e12$4ek$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>>
>> [anipped] ...a funny parody
>
>I don't like this game because it's boreing, and secless. But you seem to
>enjoy yourself playing it for 30 hours. How could you hate a game and spend
>over a day of your life in it? You are the one that needs help.
Hey Beable, I though you went a bit over the top. But you're reelin'
'em in anyways! Good show. ;-)
Joe
Tom Chick
<lbre...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>
>Tom Chick wrote:
>>
>> On Mon, 28 Jun 1999 22:54:17 -0700, "jake" <mo...@transport.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >I do hope you know I was jokeing as well. But I do hate all that cesorship
>> >crap, so I was still trying to prove a point.
>> >
>>
>> Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown...
>>
>> -Tom Chick
>
>You're not related to Jack Chick are you?
No such luck. Would that I could share in the untold wealth and
divine grace of publishing magnate Jack Chick, the greatest purveyor
of the written word since Charles Foster Kane.
Bucko
twi...@sound.net scrawled in alt.games.carmageddon:
>In article <37784bab....@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
> Kar...@ix.netcom.com (Karrde) wrote:
>Hey, you! EVIL is NO JOKING MATTER!!!!11!
^^
666 :)
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|><|
|[]|
\--/
^^
Pretty awful devil really
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Bucko
Polasm scrawled in alt.games.carmageddon:
<oops... Major snippage!>
This reminds me of a brilliant pice of spam I got. But I deleted it...
Anyway it was about a virus that would infect your PC and other home
appliances, then your PC would run throught the streets screaming like
1000 tortured demons or something. If I can find it, I'll forward it
to the group....
Anyway, thanks to this thread, we had 63 messages when I picked up the
NG!
Kyle "The Gimp" Murdoch
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professionals. We cause accidents.
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Bucko <davidb...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
news:377918b3...@news.btinternet.com...
> While blathering insanely on Tue, 29 Jun 1999 15:41:59 GMT,
> twi...@sound.net scrawled in alt.games.carmageddon:
>
> >In article <37784bab....@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
> > Kar...@ix.netcom.com (Karrde) wrote:
> >Hey, you! EVIL is NO JOKING MATTER!!!!11!
> ^^
>
> 666 :)
>
> \__/
> |><|
> |[]|
> \--/
> ^^
>
> Pretty awful devil really
Kyle "The Gimp" Murdoch
The All Powerful
Beable van Polasm wrote:
Yeah, but I bet there were still little green bits... stoopid patch..
> So I played it for about
> 14 hours more, and I was DISGUSTED! You people
> are SICK if you think it's fun to run over people,
> and cute fluffy puppy dogs! The people GET DOWN ON
> THEIR KNEES AND BEG YOU NOT TO RUN THEM OVER AND
> I BET YOU STILL DO!
And not just in the game... *Evil Grin*
> And then you get MONEY for
> killing innocent people! Well let me tell you,
> there is only one person who gives you MONEY for
> killing INNOCENT people and that's THE DEVIL!
> So when you are playing Carmageddon, YOU ARE
> DOING THE DEVIL'S WORK!!1! And then my friend's
> six-year-old nephew played it for six hours, and
> he thought it was FUN which shows how the game
> can CORRUPT THE YOUTH OF AMERICA!!!!1
The youth of America don't need corrupting anymore
> But that
> night he woke up screaming "DON'T LET THE BAD MAN
> RUN ME OVER!".
>
> So I think that Carmageddon should be BANNED, and
> then the software company should have to make another
> patch, that stops the cars from going over 30 miles
> per hour in town areas.
What a great idea. I wish they'd make one for my car. Then I could have
the fun of hacking it and having the fun of being the only guy on the
road with a hundred mile an hour golf...
> Some of those cars go OVER
> 200 MILES PER HOUR!
well over 500 if you'be got the fighter plane and full slots...
> In out-of-town areas, the cars
> should be limited to 55 miles per hour.
I rarely get that fast anhow, too busy killing people to go fast...
> Also, if a
> car goes through a stop sign, the police should pull
> them over and give them a ticket.
You haven't played level 10 yet have you...
> And if there is an
> accident, the drivers should all have to stop and
> talk about it. AND NO MORE RUNNING PEOPLE OVER! The
> game should have the cars STOPPING FOR THE PEDESTRIANS,
I stop for them... briefly...
> and giving them yummy candy. And then when the patch is
> finished, it should be MANDATORY for EVERYBODY to install
> the patch and play the game again, as the game SHOULD
> HAVE BEEN IN THE FIRST PLACE! Then the game would be
> A LOT MORE FUN!
>
> So everybody please contact the government and INSIST
> that Carmageddon gets BANNED because it is EVIL and
> SICK and the WORK OF THE DEVIL! Then let's all contact
> the software company and force them to make another
> patch to make the game a proper fun game and suitable
> for the kiddies. We have to stop this sort of EVIL
> INFLUENCE from spreading NOW, before it's TOO LATE!
>
> cheers
> beable van polasm
>
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>But DUDE, he was asking for help! See? In the quoted paragraph he is
>asking for all our help to stop the Evil of Carmaggedon!
>Won't you help? Please, think of the children!
Screw the children, what about my rear-mounted grenade launcher?
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Simon de Vet
DyBBuK_CoY wrote:
> What?? Okay, if you're looking for a computer game for Driver Education
> Class, how about a driving similation game/program. Second of all, it was a
> PATCH. not made by the REAL creators. IT IS JUST ENTERTAINMENT. I see this
> EVERYWHERE. They're trying to ban EVERY game that has a drop of blood, but
> even if they do, what's next, you know? With no violence, next they'll take
> away games that would scare children or adults of a certain type of animal
> that's the main character of the game. Then the characters will all have to
> be the same in every game. Pretty soon, the Fascism will cause GAMES TO
> RETURN TO ALL BEING THE SAME MARIO BULLSHxT. Also, if the cars all stop to
> give candy, then
*sigh*
I liked Super Mario :)
Simon
http://home.istar.ca/~sdevet
Mmmm... car candy!
Simon de Vet
agi...@my-deja.com wrote:
> In article <377844...@Hell.com>,
> Sa...@hell.com wrote:
> > Maybe you should Carmageddon Splat Pack and Carmageddon 2 Carpocalypse
> > now. and don't for get to have your young Children to play them to.
> > I play them all the time.(I love running over Innocent people and
> > Animals.) or better yet i think might be a good idea to try this
> > in Real Life. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
>
> Actually, I think it might be a good idea if you try to learn proper
> grammar, punctuation, and capitalization.
Grammer? Satan don't, need no Lousy grammer.
!!!
,
Simon de Vet
yoda5 wrote:
> You People that think that a game can be evil are stupid as shit!! If you
> dont like the game dont play it!! Also it is only evil if you portray it as
> evil. If you are all religious and stuff you know by the cover of the game
> that it is going to be bloody and stuff. Also, I bet there is more people
> that like the game because in the game you can get away from reality and
> actually kill and slaughter people, it is good therapy, but if you didnt
> have games like this there would be more people in real life commiting
> crimes because there is no where else to release there erges.
It is illegal to release erges into the wild without a permit from the
Department of Fisheries, anyways...
Astralform
Astralform
are SICK if you think it's fun to run over people,
have missed that part....Carma2 maybe?
Beable van
"yoda5" <yo...@gateway.net> wrote:
> You People that think that a game can be evil are stupid as [beep]!!
Firstly, I don't think that you should post swear words!
You think it makes you look TOUGH and SMART, but it
DOESN'T! You are just falling for the Devil's tricks
when you keep posting swear words and insulting people
all the time.
Secondly, you are saying that a game can't be evil,
right? Even if innocent people and cute fluffy cute
puppy dogs get run over?
> If you dont like the game dont play it!!
How am I going to know if I LIKE the game unless I
PLAY the game? HUH HUH HUH MR SMART GUY?
> Also it is only evil if you portray it as evil.
SEE?!?!?!??!?!! Now YOU are saying that the game
is evil! Satan is using YOU to do HIS work! That
game has got you CONTROLLED! I think we should all
pray for you to stop playing that game until the
new patch comes out. Meanwhile, maybe you should
read the Bible.
>If you are all religious and stuff you know by the cover of the game
> that it is going to be bloody and stuff.
There was NO BLOOD on the cover.
>Also, I bet there is more people that like the game because in the game
>you can get away from reality and actually kill and slaughter people,
> it is good therapy, but if you didnt
> have games like this there would be more people in real life commiting
> crimes because there is no where else to release there erges.
How is killing and slaughtering people "GOOD THERAPY"???
It is BAD BAD BAD EVIL DEVIL'S WORK! Also, many people
ARE killed and slaughtered IN REALITY! I am disgusted
that this "game" (actually just a training program for
LUCIFER!) is still being sold. How do you explain the
HUGE INCREASE in car crashes and hit-and-run victims
since the game was released? Obviously people are
learning how to do these crimes from the game and then
they think "This game is FUN! Maybe it would be fun to
run somebody over in REAL LIFE too", and then SPLAT!!111!!
They run somebody over and crash into other cars. You
are sick and you need help.
But I agree that erges need to be released. It is a
crime the way the erges came from outer space and
tried to establish contact with people, and the
government locked them up!
RELEASE THE ERGES!
Theo Mora
> Maybe you should Carmageddon Splat Pack and Carmageddon 2 Carpocalypse
> now. and don't for get to have your young Children to play them to.
> I play them all the time.(I love running over Innocent people and
> Animals.) or better yet i think might be a good idea to try this
> in Real Life. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
YM"HAW! HAW! HAW!" HTH!
In any case, I worship Satan and you, sir, you are no Satan!
Teo Mora
Hey, Theo, you spelled your name wrong. (Kibo)
I HEREBY DUB THEE The Patron Saint of ^H^H^H (Pope Emperor proud)
"THEO MORA" or should I say, "MORE COMMUNISTS!"!!1! (beable)
-----------------------------------
Never travel West in the evening, nor East in the morning
China Blue
[|>asking for all our help to stop the Evil of Carmaggedon!
[|>
[|>Won't you help? Please, think of the children!
We are thinking of the children.
What do you think is better for the children? Making mewling babes with
the genetic backbone of overcooked spinach?
Or breeding the urethramensch?
KIBO ÜBER ALLES.
Sonic28940
>
Hm, seems like if you want to screw the children, a grenade launcher mounted on
your rear would just get in the way. But to each his own I suppose.
-Sonic (Remove the Q from my email address to mail me)
Sonic28940
Someone's been reading too many promos!
Sonic28940
Tee hee. They're ones and zeroes, my friend, nothing but ones and zeroes. Just
remember that when you're playing any game... No matter what they're
simulating, it's all ones and zeroes.
I'd say more but judging from the 40 replies I take it it's already been said.
Sonic28940
>S___M___A___S___H______T___H___E______S___T___A___T___E___!
>__L___E___G___A___L___I___Z___E______C___R___I___M___E___!
Say, this is a joke post isn't it? Hmph. Why bother responding. Seems like you
have a BAD habit of capitalizing COMPLETELY RANDOM words. Oh well, can't say
that I don't have the same habit. Cheers!
Ed Gill
>for Driver Education Classes at our local
>Sunday School. I looked for reviews of driving
>games on the web, and they all said that
>Carmageddon was the best driving game available.
>And it did have a nice Bible-ey sounding name,
>so I bought a copy and gave it a try! Well at
>first, I was a bit worried about it, because
>there was a lot of car crashes and stuff, so
>I was not really sure that it would be suitable.
>Also, there were zombies staggering around all
>over the place. Now zombies are DEVIL SPAWN, so
>I thought it was a pretty good idea to run them
>over! And they did make a satisfying squishy
>sound and green ichor splattered out all over
>the place. So I played it for about 16 hours,
>and I thought that it might not really be
>suitable for Driver Ed Class. So I went back to
>the web. Then I found out that there was a patch
>for Carmageddon, so I downloaded and installed it.
>To my horror, I found that the Devil Spawn Zombies
>had been replaced by REAL PEOPLE, and CUTE PUPPY
>DOGS! And when I accidentally ran one over, REAL
>BLOOD CAME OUT! AND THEN THE TYRE TRACKS OF THE
>14 hours more, and I was DISGUSTED! You people
>are SICK if you think it's fun to run over people,
>THEIR KNEES AND BEG YOU NOT TO RUN THEM OVER AND
>killing innocent people! Well let me tell you,
>there is only one person who gives you MONEY for
>killing INNOCENT people and that's THE DEVIL!
>So when you are playing Carmageddon, YOU ARE
>DOING THE DEVIL'S WORK!!1! And then my friend's
>six-year-old nephew played it for six hours, and
>he thought it was FUN which shows how the game
>night he woke up screaming "DON'T LET THE BAD MAN
>RUN ME OVER!".
>
>So I think that Carmageddon should be BANNED, and
>then the software company should have to make another
>patch, that stops the cars from going over 30 miles
>200 MILES PER HOUR! In out-of-town areas, the cars
>should be limited to 55 miles per hour. Also, if a
>car goes through a stop sign, the police should pull
>accident, the drivers should all have to stop and
>talk about it. AND NO MORE RUNNING PEOPLE OVER! The
>game should have the cars STOPPING FOR THE PEDESTRIANS,
>finished, it should be MANDATORY for EVERYBODY to install
>the patch and play the game again, as the game SHOULD
>HAVE BEEN IN THE FIRST PLACE! Then the game would be
>A LOT MORE FUN!
>
>So everybody please contact the government and INSIST
>that Carmageddon gets BANNED because it is EVIL and
>SICK and the WORK OF THE DEVIL! Then let's all contact
>the software company and force them to make another
>patch to make the game a proper fun game and suitable
>for the kiddies. We have to stop this sort of EVIL
>INFLUENCE from spreading NOW, before it's TOO LATE!
>
>beable van polasm
>
>--
>_____________Have_you_SMASHED_the_STATE_today?____________
>S___M___A___S___H______T___H___E______S___T___A___T___E___!
>__L___E___G___A___L___I___Z___E______C___R___I___M___E___!
Aaaaahhhhhhhhh, anrchy, just great ain't it
:o)
Krud
yoda5 wrote in message <7laqo0$qht$1...@news.laserlink.net>...
>You People that think that a game can be evil are stupid as shit!!
How about the people who thought the original poster was serious? How stupid
are they?
-Krud
Krud
agi...@my-deja.com wrote in message <7l9orc$7id$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>In article <377844...@Hell.com>,
> Sa...@hell.com wrote:
>> Maybe you should Carmageddon Splat Pack and Carmageddon 2 Carpocalypse
>> now. and don't for get to have your young Children to play them to.
>> I play them all the time.(I love running over Innocent people and
>> Animals.) or better yet i think might be a good idea to try this
>> in Real Life. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
>
>grammar, punctuation, and capitalization.
But he's Satan. It's his job to mess things up.
-Krud
Michiel Sypkens Smit
>It is BAD BAD BAD EVIL DEVIL'S WORK! Also, many people
>ARE killed and slaughtered IN REALITY! I am disgusted
>that this "game" (actually just a training program for
>LUCIFER!) is still being sold. How do you explain the
>HUGE INCREASE in car crashes and hit-and-run victims
>since the game was released? Obviously people are
>learning how to do these crimes from the game and then
>they think "This game is FUN! Maybe it would be fun to
>run somebody over in REAL LIFE too", and then SPLAT!!111!!
>They run somebody over and crash into other cars. You
>are sick and you need help.
>
>But I agree that erges need to be released. It is a
>crime the way the erges came from outer space and
>tried to establish contact with people, and the
>government locked them up!
>
>RELEASE THE ERGES!
>
>cheers
>beable van polasm
Man, get real. There are THOUSANDS of games where you can kill
somebody; and carmageddon is NOT the only one. Maby the people look
real; but you are talking about the killing; the blood. Chees man! Why
only talk about carmageddon...there are thousands of games you can
complain about; and if you don't like this genre; just don't play it.
And on my carmageddon cover was blood. And if you download something
like 'a blood patch' you can THINK if it that you will get something
with blood. So who's saying that you are smart now huh? Chees!
--
Michiel
Krud
>
>Riboflavin wrote:
>>
>> Astro <___as...@att.net> wrote in message
>> <7l9h5p$ll0$1...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>...
>> >This isn't for real. Disregard it. It's not even worth a thread.
>> >Look where all the cc's are. Not Christian NG. I think this is a promo.
>>
>> No, you idiot. Don't you know ANYTHING? If it was a porno, it would go
>> something like <snip>
>
>> I really wish some people would THINK before going off on some weird rant
>> about pornos in the middle of a game thread.
>
>He said PROMO not PORNO! Talk about weird rants!!!
Oh, so now you're promoting porno on the newsgroup? Well that's just
great.....
-Krud
Gunnar N Hvoslef
Beable van Polasm wrote:
<snip>
> >If you are all religious and stuff you know by the cover of the game
> > that it is going to be bloody and stuff.
>
> There was NO BLOOD on the cover.
>
</snip>
No blod on the cover? Take a look at the side man.
Camarogeddon
twi...@sound.net
Yeah! Cut Satan some slack! He's just doing his job!
--Terri
--
Also, just when you think you have them all
down------Llama spit comes around in one form or
another.
-- Frederick Hassen 5/23/99
Theresa Willis
Dammit! Think of the children already!
--Terri
--
I don't know what the real armed forces of the US wear, but I hope
they're better than those freaking boots. I almost got laughed out
of the S&M fetish beating bar because of those. That was the WORST
PROM EVER! -- Joseph M. Bay 4/7/99
Theresa Willis
>
>
>yoda5 wrote:
>
>> You People that think that a game can be evil are stupid as shit!! If you
>> dont like the game dont play it!! Also it is only evil if you portray it as
>> evil. If you are all religious and stuff you know by the cover of the game
>> that it is going to be bloody and stuff. Also, I bet there is more people
>> that like the game because in the game you can get away from reality and
>> actually kill and slaughter people, it is good therapy, but if you didnt
>> have games like this there would be more people in real life commiting
>> crimes because there is no where else to release there erges.
>
>It is illegal to release erges into the wild without a permit from the
>Department of Fisheries, anyways...
Another example of our bloated bureaucracy. Erges belong in the wild! We should
not have to have a permit!!!!11!
Fred Q
had a sig file that said "Legalize Crime", lol
LBianch586
>You think it makes you look TOUGH and SMART, but >it DOESN'T! You are just
falling for the Devil's tricks
>when you keep posting swear words and insulting >people all the time.
>
>Secondly, you are saying that a game can't be evil,
>right? Even if innocent people and cute fluffy cute
>puppy dogs get run over?
>
Where the [beep] are the [beep]ing fluffy dogs???
Paul Beauchamp
Eli Mydlarz <emyd...@melbpc.org.au> wrote in message
news:7lddu5$a9k$1...@possum.melbpc.org.au...
> CRAP MATE WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YER ARSE?
> ITS JUST A FUCKING GAME, CALM THE SHIT DOWN YOU
> COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> > DOING THE DEVIL'S WORK!!1! And then my friend's
> > six-year-old nephew played it for six hours, and
> > he thought it was FUN which shows how the game
> > can CORRUPT THE YOUTH OF AMERICA!!!!1 But that
> etc.. etc.. etc...
>
>
Bucko
Gimp" Murdoch scrawled in alt.games.carmageddon:
>that devil sucked bad Bucko :)
>> \__/
>> |><|
>> |[]|
>> \--/
>> ^^
So I'm not cut out for ASCII art then? You sure?
^~^
o
Even worse crying face. Were you viewing with a fixed width font?
"640K of RAM is all anybody could ever need" - Bill Gates
/------------------------
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EMail: DavidB...@bigfoot.com |with those of the rest
ICQ: 24444579 |of the universe, sorry.
Bucko
twi...@sound.net scrawled in alt.games.carmageddon:
>In article <wJme3.11562$UK2....@news.rdc1.md.home.com>,
> "Krud" <au...@home.com> wrote:
>>
>> agi...@my-deja.com wrote in message <7l9orc$7id$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>> >In article <377844...@Hell.com>,
>> > Sa...@hell.com wrote:
>> >> Maybe you should Carmageddon Splat Pack and Carmageddon 2
>> >> Carpocalypse
>> >> now. and don't for get to have your young Children to play them to.
>> >> I play them all the time.(I love running over Innocent people and
>> >> Animals.) or better yet i think might be a good idea to try this
>> >> in Real Life. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
>> >
>> >Actually, I think it might be a good idea if you try to learn proper
>> >grammar, punctuation, and capitalization.
>>
>> But he's Satan. It's his job to mess things up.
>>
>
>Yeah! Cut Satan some slack! He's just doing his job!
You do, of course realise that these two groups are in the reply to
part? Oh dear....
alt.religion.christian
alt.religion.kibology
Bucko
Mydlarz scrawled in alt.games.carmageddon:
>CRAP MATE WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YER ARSE?
>ITS JUST A FUCKING GAME, CALM THE SHIT DOWN YOU
>COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Same to you, I say. With knobs on.
Joe
>CRAP MATE WHAT THE ...
Whoa, he's just reelin' em in today. LOL!
Joe
twi...@sound.net
Oh no! Not alt.religion.kibology! I hate those guys, and their crummy
bees, too!
--Terri
--
--
Chocolate is for BABIES AND AZTECS.
Now, garlic, that's a GROWN-UP
FLAVOR. -- Kibo
Ratty
>DOING THE DEVIL'S WORK!!1! And then my friend's
>six-year-old nephew played it for six hours, and
>he thought it was FUN which shows how the game
>can CORRUPT THE YOUTH OF AMERICA!!!!1 But that
LOL man you're a weird freak.
So you downloading a patch called "The Blood Patch" now by that name
you'd think it'd have something to do with blood.
Also you mention that the tyre tracks are bloody, but there's a bug in
the blood patch that doesn't turn the tyre tracks to red, they stay
green.
Also if ya sane why the fuck did ya let a 6 yr kid play it?
This game ISN'T designed for kiddies so why should it be patch so its
fine for 'em to play?
And if the devil gives ya money for killing peeps then i'd better go
out and kill a few people coz i'm totally broke.
Oh and why are you asking the american government to stop it but also
use MPH to measure the speed, if ya a yank then it'd be KPH. oh yeah
and ya can't get the zombie version in the US. So it sounds to me ya
don't live in the US at all and the game isn't made in the US so why
get the US government to ban it. It doesn't make any sense
Carmageddon can't corrupt the youth of american coz they're already
totally fucked up in the head. In how many countries do ya get kids
going to school with guns 'n' shit, and means the schools need metal
detectors installed.
From your message the devil sounds like a nice chap. Hell must be
pretty good too coz all the people that like to have fun are there as
well as all the dirty sluts =)
BTW the dogs aren't fluffy at all coz they're polygons which are flat,
dumb arse.
Finally, where in the bible does it say one should not move a stick to
control a car that doesn't exist over people that don't exist in order
to kill but they don't die coz they're not real.
Well I hope ya get run down by a car covered in blades and driven by a
chap with red skin and a massive scare down his face today.
Byeee.
PS Being as weird as ya are ya may think i'm a prick that like to hurt
people, but i sure ain't, i'm a nice guy just likes to hang out talk
to me mates, shag a few women, get stoned, drink loads and puke, but
never hurt anyone unless they hurt me first.
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Ratty
<bea...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>_____________Have_you_SMASHED_the_STATE_today?____________
>S___M___A___S___H______T___H___E______S___T___A___T___E___!
>__L___E___G___A___L___I___Z___E______C___R___I___M___E___!
>http://beable.webjump.com/index.html
Legalixe crime? isn't that impossible, if crime was legal it wouldn't
be crime, duh!
twi...@sound.net
CyberRat@-SMEG-bigfoot.com (Ratty) wrote:
>
> BTW the dogs aren't fluffy at all coz they're polygons which are flat,
> dumb arse.
>
Hey! What are you, prejudiced? Polygons can be cute and fluffy, too,
you know!
--Terri
--
Also, just when you think you have them all
down------Llama spit comes around in one form or
another.
-- Frederick Hassen 5/23/99
Max
You've gone insane
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> YM"HAW! HAW! HAW!" HTH!
>
> In any case, I worship Satan and you, sir, you are no Satan!
>
Max
Youre A FUCKING ENGLISH TEACHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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> Actually, I think it might be a good idea if you try to learn proper
> grammar, punctuation, and capitalization.
>
>
Max
I let my sister on it for an hour.
before she was in the school choir........
Now she acts like something from THE EXORCIST
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Beable van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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> --
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> S___M___A___S___H______T___H___E______S___T___A___T___E___!
> __L___E___G___A___L___I___Z___E______C___R___I___M___E___!
> http://beable.webjump.com/index.html
>
>
Max
Looks More like Santa Claus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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> ^^
>
> 666 :)
>
> \__/
> |><|
> |[]|
> \--/
> ^^
>
> Pretty awful devil really
Max
Gunnar N Hvoslef <ghvo...@tomt.net> wrote in message
news:Gqpe3.12$_84.2150@news...
>
> Beable van Polasm wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> > >If you are all religious and stuff you know by the cover of the game
> > > that it is going to be bloody and stuff.
> >
> > There was NO BLOOD on the cover.
> >
> </snip>
>
> No blod on the cover? Take a look at the side man.
>
> Camarogeddon
>
Well Mabee he got the UK version before they were alowed to bring it out
with Blood
* Required Information
>
>yoda5 wrote in message <7laqo0$qht$1...@news.laserlink.net>...
>
>>You People that think that a game can be evil are stupid as shit!!
>
>How about the people who thought the original poster was serious? How stupid
>are they?
>
>-Krud
HAY KRUD!
i know for a fact that beable is a serious person. why one time people
thought that it was a big joke when he gave the world defense plans
COMPLETE WITH DIAGRAMS on how to defend your barabque against evil UN
infiltrators... well i have to tell you that i followed those plans
and the evil UN d00DS died quickly due to the strategically placed
machine gun nests and mortar fire that, without the help from beable,
i would knot know how to make!!! I W00D HAVE DYED A HORRIBLE DEATH!!!
thank you beable from saving my hot doggies and hamburgers!!11
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<emyd...@melbpc.org.au> wrote:
>CRAP MATE WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YER ARSE?
>ITS JUST A FUCKING GAME, CALM THE SHIT DOWN YOU
>COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAW HAW HAW!! geddit geddit?? all those things could be up there!! haw
haw haw! oh the ironee!!!1
>> DOING THE DEVIL'S WORK!!1! And then my friend's
>> six-year-old nephew played it for six hours, and
>> he thought it was FUN which shows how the game
>> can CORRUPT THE YOUTH OF AMERICA!!!!1 But that
>etc.. etc.. etc...
>
twi...@sound.net
"Max" <M...@damage4000.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> Devil???????
>
> Looks More like Santa Claus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
Don't you mean......... SATAN CLAUS!!!!!!
--Terri
--
Also, just when you think you have them all
down------Llama spit comes around in one form or
another.
-- Frederick Hassen 5/23/99
Chris Franks
>
> Legalixe crime? isn't that impossible, if crime was legal it wouldn't
> be crime, duh!
You are SO bright! It is just wonderful that you used all of your
mental powers to figure that out for us. We can sleep peacefully now;
there will always be an England to watch over us.
--
Less than 19 months until the start of the 3rd millennium!
Ratty
<chris_...@hp.pants.com> wrote:
>Ratty wrote:
>>
>> Legalixe crime? isn't that impossible, if crime was legal it wouldn't
>> be crime, duh!
>
> You are SO bright! It is just wonderful that you used all of your
>mental powers to figure that out for us. We can sleep peacefully now;
>there will always be an England to watch over us.
erm... i ain't from england.
Ratty
>In article <377a5808...@news.net-work.net>,
> CyberRat@-SMEG-bigfoot.com (Ratty) wrote:
>>
>> BTW the dogs aren't fluffy at all coz they're polygons which are flat,
>> dumb arse.
>>
>
>Hey! What are you, prejudiced? Polygons can be cute and fluffy, too,
>you know!
No they can't, it's gods law. A massive group of polygons can be
fluffy, but not a couple of 'em.
It's in the bible trust me.
Ratty
>In article <7ldqkv$92m$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>,
> "Max" <M...@damage4000.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>> Devil???????
>>
>> Looks More like Santa Claus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>
>Don't you mean......... SATAN CLAUS!!!!!!
Or Satan's Claws.
Ratty
wrote:
>While blathering insanely on Tue, 29 Jun 1999 15:41:59 GMT,
>twi...@sound.net scrawled in alt.games.carmageddon:
>
>>In article <37784bab....@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
>> Kar...@ix.netcom.com (Karrde) wrote:
>>Hey, you! EVIL is NO JOKING MATTER!!!!11!
> ^^
>
>666 :)
>
>\__/
>|><|
>|[]|
>\--/
> ^^
>
>Pretty awful devil really
Looks like he's just cum to me =)
Riboflavin
>"Krud" <au...@nospam.home.com> wrote:
>>Don wrote in message <3778DAC4...@no.spam>...
>>>He said PROMO not PORNO! Talk about weird rants!!!
>>
>>Oh, so now you're promoting porno on the newsgroup? Well that's just
>>great.....
>>
>
>Dammit! Think of the children already!
I strongly suspect that that IS Don's problem; I suspect he spends way too
much time 'thinking' of children. Why else would he be talking about
promoting pornography on this family newsgroup?
--
Kevin Allegood ribotr...@mindspring.pants.com
Remove the pants from my email address to reply
"I disagree with your opinions, but I will defend to the death your right
to be smacked upside the head every time you express them." - David Pacheco
yoda5
Ratty <CyberRat@-SMEG-bigfoot.com> wrote in message
news:377a5808...@news.net-work.net...
Eli Mydlarz
ITS JUST A FUCKING GAME, CALM THE SHIT DOWN YOU
COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> DOING THE DEVIL'S WORK!!1! And then my friend's
> six-year-old nephew played it for six hours, and
> he thought it was FUN which shows how the game
> can CORRUPT THE YOUTH OF AMERICA!!!!1 But that
etc.. etc.. etc...
Sonic28940
>> dumb arse.
>>
>
>you know!
Not after they've been run over a couple o' times
-Sonic (Remove the Q from my email address to mail me)
Sonic28940
>> grammar, punctuation, and capitalization.
>
>
>Youre A FUCKING ENGLISH TEACHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
Yeah, his car is warm and dry
Beable van
"Eli Mydlarz" <emyd...@melbpc.org.au> wrote:
> [BEEP] MATE WHAT THE [BEEP] IS UP YER [BEEP]?
> ITS JUST A [BEEP] GAME, CALM THE [BEEP] DOWN YOU
> [BEEP]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look, Eli Mydlarz (if that IS your REAL name!!),
there is no need for the POTTY MOUTH! These are
FAMILY newsgroups! You posted that FILTH to two
religion newsgroups, and two computer game
newsgroups! Everybody knows that only kiddies
play computer games, and that religion is for
the WHOLE FAMILY! So maybe you should LEARN
SOME MANNERS! I bet that you learned all those
DIRTY SWEAR WORDS from playing COMPUTER GAMES,
didn't you? And you show NO RESPECT for other
people, which is PR00F THAT CARMAGEDDON has
been a VERY BAD EVIL INFLUENCE ON YOU!!!111!
COME ON PEOPLE! IT IS OBVIOUS WHAT GAMES LIKE
CARMAGEDDON ARE DOING TO THE MINDS OF YOUNG
PEOPLE LIKE "ELI MYDLARZ" (IF THAT *IS* HIS
*REAL* NAME!) AND MUST BE BANNED! Please
contact your government representative TODAY!
And if they won't do something, CALL THE
UNITED NATIONS!
cheers
beable van polasm
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"Max" <M...@damage4000.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> Dont tell me......
>
> Youre A FUCKING ENGLISH TEACHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> MAX
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Um, Max? It looks like one of those bad d00ds
crashed into your signature repeatedly in a
hotrodded Carmageddon car.
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[|>>you know!
[|>
[|>No they can't, it's gods law. A massive group of polygons can be
[|>fluffy, but not a couple of 'em.
Haven't you ever heard of Goraud sueding?
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Beable van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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Think like Fish Called Wanda
Mu mmm mu mu muuuu Maaaaaaaaaaax.
Eli Mydlarz
Eli Mydlarz
> FAMILY newsgroups!
Eli Mydlarz
I apologise for being a moron.. Happy?
I was in real bad mood and just about ready to kill somebody, so I
apologise for my fit of rage.
Cubic
> In article <7lddu5$a9k$1...@possum.melbpc.org.au>,
> "Eli Mydlarz" <emyd...@melbpc.org.au> wrote:
> > [BEEP] MATE WHAT THE [BEEP] IS UP YER [BEEP]?
> > ITS JUST A [BEEP] GAME, CALM THE [BEEP] DOWN YOU
> > [BEEP]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Look, Eli Mydlarz (if that IS your REAL name!!),
> there is no need for the POTTY MOUTH! These are
> FAMILY newsgroups! You posted that FILTH to two
> religion newsgroups, and two computer game
> newsgroups! Everybody knows that only kiddies
> play computer games, and that religion is for
> the WHOLE FAMILY! So maybe you should LEARN
> SOME MANNERS! I bet that you learned all those
> DIRTY SWEAR WORDS from playing COMPUTER GAMES,
> didn't you? And you show NO RESPECT for other
> people, which is PR00F THAT CARMAGEDDON has
> been a VERY BAD EVIL INFLUENCE ON YOU!!!111!
>
> COME ON PEOPLE! IT IS OBVIOUS WHAT GAMES LIKE
> CARMAGEDDON ARE DOING TO THE MINDS OF YOUNG
> PEOPLE LIKE "ELI MYDLARZ" (IF THAT *IS* HIS
> *REAL* NAME!) AND MUST BE BANNED! Please
> contact your government representative TODAY!
> And if they won't do something, CALL THE
> UNITED NATIONS!
Talking about manners: you could learn some manners aswell.
I.e.: disable your cAPSLOCK you silli idiot.
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Beable van
But I didn't use capslock. So you're NOT as SMART as
you THOUGHT! I used SHIFT to type those capitals in,
thus NOT BREAKING the CAPSLOCK LAW of UNSENET,
brought in by the UNITED NATIONS!!!1! They won't
be sending a PEACE KEEPING FORCE around to my
BRANE let me tell you. Also, you spelled "silly"
wrong, and "as well" is two words.
HTH! HAND!
Max
Santa Claus....
you know.....
the guy who comes round at Christmas and gives you stuff you don't need or
want....
Ho ho Merry Christmas??????
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> >
Max
> >there will always be an England to watch over us.
>
> erm... i ain't from england.
Phew!!
what a relief....
Id hate to think we had him in our country
Max
Were trying to serve Satan here
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Beable van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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Max
and anyway....
It spells MAX doesn't it
How's this
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> Um, Max? It looks like one of those bad d00ds
> crashed into your signature repeatedly in a
> hotrodded Carmageddon car.
>
Max
Shame Really.....
Not...that I do that sort of thing....
OOPS
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Don <d...@no.spam> wrote in message news:3778DAC4...@no.spam...
>
>
> Riboflavin wrote:
> >
> > Astro <___as...@att.net> wrote in message
> > <7l9h5p$ll0$1...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>...
> > >This isn't for real. Disregard it. It's not even worth a thread.
> > >Look where all the cc's are. Not Christian NG. I think this is a
promo.
> >
> > No, you idiot. Don't you know ANYTHING? If it was a porno, it would go
> > something like <snip>
>
>
> > I really wish some people would THINK before going off on some weird
rant
> > about pornos in the middle of a game thread.