NEW: Christmas Filk: Starship Battle (DS9)
Laura Taylor
AUTHOR: Laura Taylor (dre...@roanoke.infi.net)
This is your Trek. This is your Trek owned by Paramount. Any questions?
At least this one has some humor to it. BTW, it's Weyoun singing :-) Enjoy!
STARSHIP BATTLE (To the tune of "Sleigh Ride")
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Just hear those phasers firing, blast-blast-blasting away
Come on, it’s the perfect sector for a starship battle with you
Outside the ships are fighting and Jem'Hadar are calling yoo-hoo,
Come on, it's the perfect sector for a starship battle with you
Go to warp, go to warp, go to warp let's go,
Let's look at the show
We're flying in a wonderland of snow
Go to warp, go to warp, go to warp it’s grand
Not tipping my hand
We're flying along with the song of a Dominion wasteland
My cheeks are nice and pasty and comfy cozy are we
You're fighting too close to each other like two Birds of Prey would be
Let's follow that warp trail before us and sing a chorus or two
Come on, it’s the perfect sector for a starship battle with you
There's a birthday party at the home of Gul Dukat
It'll be the the perfect coup for me when he gets shot
He'll be drinking the drink he loves to drink without a single stop
And he'll never hear the disruptors fire pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!
There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy
When Damar passes around the kanar and the larish pie
It'll nearly be like a picture print by Currier and Ives
These wonderful things are the things we'll remember all through our lives
These wonderful things are the things we'll remember all through our lives
Just hear those phasers firing, blast-blast-blasting away
Come on, it’s the perfect sector for a starship battle with you
Outside the ships are fighting and Jem'Hadar are calling yoo-hoo,
Come on, it's the perfect sector for a starship battle with you
Go to warp, go to warp, go to warp let's go,
Let's look at the show
We're flying in a wonderland of snow
Go to warp, go to warp, go to warp it’s grand
Not tipping my hand
We're flying along with the song of a Dominion wasteland
Nice and pasty and comfy cozy are we
You're fighting too close to each other like two Birds of Prey would be
Let's follow that warp trail before us and sing a chorus or two
Come on, it’s the perfect sector for a starship battle with you
Laura Taylor
>
> Laura Taylor <dre...@roanoke.infi.net> wrote:
>
> >TITLE: Starship Battle
> >AUTHOR: Laura Taylor (dre...@roanoke.infi.net)
> >
> >This is your Trek. This is your Trek owned by Paramount. Any questions?
> >
> >At least this one has some humor to it. BTW, it's Weyoun singing :-) Enjoy!
> >
> >STARSHIP BATTLE (To the tune of "Sleigh Ride")
>
Thank you, to you and GalxyStarr. I *do* try :-D
> And now for something completely different...
>
> *PythonTrek*: Star Trek fanfiction on a Monty Python
> theme. Pythonesque and other parodies; links to
> Star Trek humor sites!
>
> http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Network/6011/
>
> Bet you weren't expecting that!
I scooted over there tonight b/c I wanted to check out the 'Poke William
Shatner' link. Well, I did, and I did...poke William Shatner, that is.
Several times. And...I don't think life will *ever* be the same ;-)
Laura (poke! poke!)
Galxystarr
One.
Marlissa Campbell
>TITLE: Starship Battle
>AUTHOR: Laura Taylor (dre...@roanoke.infi.net)
>
>This is your Trek. This is your Trek owned by Paramount. Any questions?
>
>At least this one has some humor to it. BTW, it's Weyoun singing :-) Enjoy!
>
>STARSHIP BATTLE (To the tune of "Sleigh Ride")
You're one sick puppy, Laura! I love it! These are adorable :-D
Marlissa
email me at:
cpad...@idt.net or
Marli...@yahoo.com
(return address altered to discourage spam)
AMB Ricardo
<dre...@roanoke.infi.net> wrote:
>TITLE: Starship Battle
>AUTHOR: Laura Taylor (dre...@roanoke.infi.net)
>
>This is your Trek. This is your Trek owned by Paramount. Any questions?
>
>At least this one has some humor to it. BTW, it's Weyoun singing :-) Enjoy!
>
>STARSHIP BATTLE (To the tune of "Sleigh Ride")
AMB> LOL! This was a heck of a lot of fun! I'm playing this for
a Christmas performance, and these words make that task all the
more fun! I'm keeping this on my music stand! :-)
Later,
AMB.
Trillseekr
In article <3676CFE9...@roanoke.infi.net>, Laura Taylor
<dre...@roanoke.infi.net> writes:
>Go to warp, go to warp, go to warp let's go,
>Let's look at the show
Wow, you really did get inspired! ::::::leaving chocolate offering at the
door:::::
"Trilly"
Laura Taylor
*gobbling chocolate offering before cats find it*
Many, many thanks!
Laura
PSTI...@postoffice.uri.edu
> This is your Trek. This is your Trek owned by Paramount. Any questions?
(Raises hand) Can I have my phaser back, now, Miss Greenblatt?