Fun repost [alt.conspiracy] Where the NSA really gets its crypto...
Peter Trei
In article <2i2gb6$m...@donal.dorsai.org> rema...@dorsai.dorsai.org
(Richard Mallinson) writes:
One thing that the NSA will not reveal is the magnitude of their advancement
in theoretical mathematics and cryptography. It is estimated that the
NSA is about 200 years ahead of the rest of the world in mathematical
theory. This not only allows them to break any code devised outside of the
NSA, but to devise codes which cannot be broken.
A tiny part of this advancement is due to an intensive mathematics research
program commenced in the 1960s. Fermat's Last Theorem was proven conclusively
in 1964, but only those in the NSA know of it. Some 2,000 theorems and
lemmas, all numbered and classified, have arisen. At least a dozen branches
of theoretical mathematics such as flag theory, superspace theory,
interstice theory, match theory and quantum logic have been developed,
and yet not only has the outside world never heard of them, but the NSA has
been deliberately inserting disinformation into textbooks, research
papers, et cetera to keep everybody else off the trail.
Most of this advancement has been achieved with outside help. In 1973,
during the Nixon Administration, the NSA hooked up fith the Jason
Society, the top-secret body that liaises with the extraterrestrial
beings known as the Grays. This gave them an immediate infusion of
mathematical theory, as the grays have developed mathematics to a
level which we cannot completely comprehend. In return, the grays
were given two more bases in New Mexico and a 15% increase in the
number of people that they may abduct per year for analysis and
extraction of vital fluids.
The Grays have renegged on their abduction quota agreement, and are
abducting many more people than before. Most of these are returned, after
being implanted with a device which allows the grays to have total
control over their thoughts and actions. Approximately 40% of Americans now
carry one of these devices, which are impossible to remove without killing the
host.
Richard E. Mallinson
John M. Sulak
>The Grays have renegged on their abduction quota agreement, and are
>abducting many more people than before. Most of these are returned, after
>being implanted with a device which allows the grays to have total
>control over their thoughts and actions. Approximately 40% of Americans now
>carry one of these devices, which are impossible to remove without killing the
>host.
>Richard E. Mallinson
Mr. Mallinson, please be careful in what you write without a smiley face! Some
people will not take you at 'face' value, and worry about these implanted
devices that can not be removed. They may not know that those that can not
be removed will be reprogrammed under the Clinton Health Security plan, if
it passes.
Peter Trei
>Peter Trei (pt...@bistromath.mitre.org) wrote:
[paranoid screed about NSA getting crypto from aliens removed]
Just want to make clear that I did NOT write this. I reposted it from
alt.conspiracy, for fun.
Peter Trei
Anthony Naggs
> and actions. Lorena Bobbit showed that the device *could* be removed without
> killing the host, though.
Experiments in this area received a set back this week:
A South Korean man found, with his penis cut off, in front
of a motel near Seoul, died from loss of blood yesterday.
(today's paper, attributed to Associated Press)
(That's quite enough of this on sci.crypt, thank-you).
Rgds.
David Iain Greig
Brings a new meaning to "Clipper Chip". Wonder if Lorena works for NSA?
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