Uni Keyboard Competition Entry

[The Cline's]

Here is my entry (the things on the seat post are supposed to be head &
tail lights):

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Chris Cline
Male
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Chris Cline
Muni-Cow

[Seth Golub]

Here's my entry.
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Hopefully, he won't.