With the revision of the AV FAQ, this topic has now become off-topic for
this newsgroup.
Do not despair, a new set of chambers has been prepared for your comfort
and convenience. This is not an eviction, merely a relocation.
I think you will enjoy your new quarters, especially now that the
workmen have cleared the premises and the smell of fresh paint will
disappear in time, hopefully to be replaced with a much more appealing
odor of dankness and fresh blood.
Don't forget to say "Thanks" to the denizens of alt.vampyres for
providing temporary quarters. We've left a forwarding address, I'm sure
they'll be happy to provide directions for any friends that show up
later looking for us, and will most likely be willing to misdirect the
occasional mob of angry peasants long enough for their torches to burn
out.
Please gather up your belongings here (don't forget the renfields!) and
follow me. It's not far, just up a few levels, take a right, and it's a
few doors down the hall on the left. You can't miss it, the sign on the
door says alt.culture.vampires.
Welcome, and enter freely of your own will.