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Tammy

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Jun 17, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/17/99
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Yeah baby!!! Thanks Seth, you da man!


PapaSeth wrote in message

>Everytime that you think that Landslide should only be done with Lindsey on
>guitar, take two shots.

I'd be wasted on this one alone.

>When Stevie does her kick at the end of Stand Back and you and your friends
all
>stand up, high five each other and scream, ROCK ON!!!....take a celebratory
>shot.

Woo hoo!

>Everytime you think that Stevie has gotten better with age...take a shot.


:-))))))

Tammy

PapaSeth

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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Glad that you mentioned the drinking game, Tammy...I had actually done this one
night when work had me in a motel...nothing buy a VCR and a couple of Stevie
Nicks tapes...so...here we go
:-)
Grab your favorite alcohol, get some friends, and have some fun. Feel free to
add something to this...

Everytime you wish that you were at the Storytellers taping...take a very tiny
sip.
Everytime you wonder how Stevie got that damn stone stuck to her head...take a
shot.
If you are a man and you see Stevie grab the microphone and you wish she was
grabbing your...nevermind. I'll keep that to myself.
Everytime that you wish that Dreams would rock into Outside the Rain...take a
shot.


Everytime that you think that Landslide should only be done with Lindsey on
guitar, take two shots.

Everytime the thought of Lindsey on guitar revolts you, take three shots.
Everytime you think the putz on guitar should have kept his hair blonde like
during the Enchanted tour, take three shots.
Everytime that you think of how cute Stevie is when she realized that everyone
laughed at her talking about Prince, take a shot.
Everytime that you think that the piano/keyboard player looks just like Norm
MacDonald, take a half a shot...I swear, the resemblance is scary.
When Stand Back is playing and if you are a male...everytime you wish that you
were Carlos and had Stevie dancing that close to you...take a shot.
When Stand Back is playing and if you are a female...everytime that you wish
that you were Carlos and had Stevie dancing close...give me a call at
318.867.5309...we could have some great conversations.
Everytime that you laugh at the thought of Sharon and Mindy actually spending
time trying to decide which way to identically sway, take two shots.
In your now drunken state, everytime that you wonder if Sharon and Mindy are
actually carrying on secret lesbian love affair, take a shot and call me.


When Stevie does her kick at the end of Stand Back and you and your friends all
stand up, high five each other and scream, ROCK ON!!!....take a celebratory
shot.

Everytime you realize how bored Norm MacDonald on keyboards looks during Stand
Back...take a shot (HE HAS HIS HAND IN HIS POCKET!!GEEZ!!!STEVIE IS ROCKING AND
HE HAS HIS HAND IN HIS POCKET!!)
When Stand Back is over and you are forced to laugh at the bass player when
Stevie completely denies him a high five after high fiving Carlos, take a shot
(he tries to play it off but he fails).
That moment where the guy talks about groupies...need I say more? Take a shot.
When you are watching Rhiannon and you wonder how in the hell she is playing
with that heavy assed ring, take a shot.
Everytime you see a burnt out candle, take a third of a shot.
Everytime you look at Sharon and think that she needs to go eat a sandwich,
take a shot (Can we say ANOREXIA?).
If you are still wondering how that f'ing stone is stuck to her head, take a
shot.
Everytime you smile because Stevie says, "And we just played it," after getting
ready to launch back into After the Glitter Fades, take a shot.


Everytime you think that Stevie has gotten better with age...take a shot.

Everytime you think she has gotten worse with age...kiss my ass.
Go ahead and take a shot anyway because you are drucking funk.
Everytime you wonder if Sharon has bad breath when they do their singing
together in Edge of Seventeen, take a shot.
Everytime you get a "woody" when the camera is getting a shot of the percussion
guy but instead they get an awesome shot of Mindy's hooters...take a shot (am I
the only one?).

STOP WATCHING NOW!!! YOU ARE DRUNK!!!! If you watch "Has Anyone" you will
become extremely depressed and you will go get a gun and shoot yourself! Stop
now!
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Maura

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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Omigod Seth.....this whole thing is brilliance!!!!! LOL!!!

mo :)


PapaSeth <papa...@aol.com.NOSPAM> wrote:
: Glad that you mentioned the drinking game, Tammy...I had actually done this one

--


(Sung to "A Very Good Year")

"When I was seventeen, I drank a very good beer...I drank a very
good beer I purchased with a fake ID....my name was Brian McGee....I
stayed up listening to Queen....when I was seventeen."

Homer Simpson

I Love Dan

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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That was hillarious! A lot of those things would have gotten me big time (the
one about thinking that Landslide should only be done with Lindsey and the one
about Lindsey on guitar revolting you would have kept me going for a while, I'd
probably pass right out after that one.) The drucking funk thing was cute too!

~Paige~
~When I'm good, I'm really good.....but when I'm bad I'm better~

~Dan is the greatest~

Luvstevie7

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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>Landslide should only be done with Lindsey on
>guitar, take two shots.

Ok. I'm pretty buzzed by now.

>Everytime you think the putz on guitar should have kept his hair blonde like
>during the Enchanted tour, take three shots.

LMAO that IS pretty dorky lookin, aint it

>When Stand Back is playing and if you are a female...everytime that you wish
>that you were Carlos and had Stevie dancing close...give me a call at
>318.867.5309...we could have some great conversations.

LMGDMFAO! Did I read that right??

>Everytime that you laugh at the thought of Sharon and Mindy actually spending
>time trying to decide which way to identically sway, take two shots.

lololololololooololollllllllllll I wonder who does the choreography there?

>Everytime you look at Sharon and think that she needs to go eat a sandwich,
>take a shot (Can we say ANOREXIA?).

LOL. can we also say NEW DO? I'm sorry, but.....

>Everytime you think she has gotten worse with age...kiss my ass.

LOL well that's enough to convince me

>Everytime you wonder if Sharon has bad breath when they do their singing
>together in Edge of Seventeen, take a shot.

Everytime your ASS is CREEPED the fuck out by those crossed eyes, take 4 shots
(hey, I need my buzz)

>but instead they get an awesome shot of Mindy's hooters...take a shot (am I
>the only one?).

uh, in MY world, yes you are. lol

~When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown.
But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them upside the head

~May the Three BIG ASS Birds of Rhiannon fly over your head after eating a
Smorgasbord of Mexican food

Tammy

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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Luvstevie7 wrote:
>Everytime your ASS is CREEPED the fuck out by those crossed eyes, take 4
>shots
>(hey, I need my buzz)
>

What is UP with that? She didn't used to look like that, did she? It's the same
on the Behind the Music special.

Tammy
~Ooh, pale shadow...she's a dragon...Gold Dust Woman~

Luvstevie7

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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>What is UP with that? She didn't used to look like that, did she? It's the
>same
>on the Behind the Music special.
>

I don't know, and it's probably not nice to make fun, but who gives a
fuck...that creeped me the hell out.

And now I just KNOW someone is gonna say she has some horrible disease and I
will have to slink off into the netherworld of pondscum and snake slime...

Oh well. I'm comfortable with that. lol

PapaSeth

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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LOL...I thought about adding one to it...

Everytime you look at Sharon and are expecting her eyeballs to pop out, take a
shot.

Luvstevie7

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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>LOL...I thought about adding one to it...
>
>Everytime you look at Sharon and are expecting her eyeballs to pop out, take
>a
>shot.
>

Well that's it. I've got the spins. AA here I cooooome. lolol

Luvstevie7

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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Okay, as I'm watching this right now (Storytellers) I need to add one...

Everytime you think that glitter has GOT to go, take a 5th. lollllllllll

Sorry, I love Stevie and all that, but come ON.........let's be honest......

Mike Sarzo

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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: Everytime you wish that you were at the Storytellers taping...
: take a very tiny sip.

::sips::

More like a GIANT gulp!

: When Stand Back is playing and if you are a male...everytime
: you wish that you were Carlos and had Stevie dancing that close to
: you...take a shot.

::glug::

If you're a GAY male and you STILL wish you were Carlos and you had
Stevie dancing that close to you, drink the whole thing!

: Everytime you realize how bored Norm MacDonald on keyboards looks
: during Stand Back...take a shot (HE HAS HIS HAND IN HIS POCKET!!

: GEEZ!!!STEVIE IS ROCKING AND HE HAS HIS HAND IN HIS POCKET!!)

Bored? I thin he looks jealous to me!

And having his hand in his pocket... I wonder what that hand was
DOING in that pocket!

: Everytime you look at Sharon and think that she needs to go eat a sandwich,


: take a shot (Can we say ANOREXIA?).

::glug::

And pass her your bucket of KFC while you're at it...

: Everytime you think that Stevie has gotten better with age...take a shot.

::glug::

Still sober.

--
Mike Sarzo http://www.umuc.edu/~msarzo
Writer/Copy Editor and Proud Supporter of D.C. United

"If you do not run the race, then you cannot win it."--Stevie Nicks

SteVrulzz

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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>Everytime you look at Sharon and are expecting her eyeballs to pop out, take
>a
>shot.
>

Just that alone is enough to get drunk! LMAO

Where ever you go there you are!
If you don't know where you're going,any road will take you there.


Marsha

Sulamyth

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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Every time you imagine standing in the way of a 747 Jet Airliner with that Blue
Lamp in her hands take 1.4 shots

Dan loves Paige

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Jun 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/19/99
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>Every time you imagine standing in the way of a 747 Jet Airliner with that
>Blue
>Lamp in her hands take 1.4 shots

LMAO!


"You can fly swingin from your trapeze
Scaring all the people
but you'll never scare me."-*Stevie Nicks*, the Queen of Rock.

*Paige*, Marsha, Mo, Susan, Tammy, Jackie, Jessy, Frieda, Pj, Sara , Eden &
*Esther* are Great : )

AULDMSTREE

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Jun 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/20/99
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>>Everytime your ASS is CREEPED the fuck out by those crossed eyes, take 4
>>shots

hey now dont ya know mocking is catching LOL thatrs why borther is blind

PJ

Luvstevie7

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Jun 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/20/99
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> thatrs why borther is blind

HUH? LOL

GrabTho...@byteme.com

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Jun 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/20/99
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In article <19990618005524...@ng-cg1.aol.com>,
luvst...@aol.comKisMyAss (Luvstevie7) wrote:
>here I cooooome. lolol
>

Thanks for sharing!


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Luvstevie7

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Jun 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/21/99
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>(Luvstevie7) wrote:
>>here I cooooome. lolol
>>
>
>Thanks for sharing!

HEY! You PIG! lol

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