WCW drinking game
David Grund Jr.
THE WCW DRINKING GAME
by David Grund Jr.
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Okay, next time WCW's on, grab a few beers! Keep your eye on the tube and
make sure you:
Drink when someone swears.
Drink when you see bad acting.
Drink when you see good acting.
Drink when Disco Inferno dances.
Drink when Lodi gets knocked out.
Drink when a wrestler runs scared.
Drink when someone says "for life".
Drink when someone you hate wins.
Drink when Eric Bischoff looks afraid.
Drink when a wrestler changes sides.
Drink when the referee doesn't see it.
Drink when Scotty Steiner flexes again.
Drink when they bring up the steel chair.
Drink when you see a "Who's Next?" sign.
Drink when NWO Hollywood has a fair win.
Drink when those sexy Nitro girls come out.
Drink when Chris Jericho throws a tantrum.
Drink when they over-promote the next PPV.
Drink when you don't know who to cheer for.
Drink when a match takes waaaaaay too long.
Drink when it looks like Golberg's going to lose.
Drink when Raven sits in the corner of the ring.
Drink when garbage is being thrown in the ring.
Drink when you can see the Warrior's trap door.
Drink when you see a familiar face in the crowd.
Drink when Bobby Heenan says something stupid.
Drink when a wrestler misses a turnbuckle splash.
Drink when you see a pro-WWF sign in the crowd.
Drink when a wrestler escapes a pin at the 1 count.
Drink when someone uses those weird hand signals.
Drink when you see WWF merchandise in the crowd.
Drink when a wrestler interacts personally with a fan.
Drink when it takes less than 3 minutes for him to win.
Drink when you feel you've lost 3 lost hours of your life.
Drink when a wrestler is drinking (especially Scott Hall).
Drink when a wrestler speaks slang you don't understand.
Drink when you see a fan still wearing a WCW Sting mask.
Drink when the wrestler who's in the ring was in your area.
Drink when some jobber walks out impersonating Goldberg.
Drink when they accidentally call him the ULTIMATE Warrior.
Drink when Goldberg does his bad ass King Kong impression.
Drink when you get mad, but you know it's all acting anyway.
Drink when you see someone with "South Park" merchandise.
Drink when some storyline disappears and remains unfinished.
Drink when a wrestler spends too much time on the turnbuckle.
Drink when you think you can predict the outcome of the match.
Drink when someone has bad microphone skills (except for DDP).
Drink when Tony Schiavone says this will be the biggest Nitro ever.
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- David Grund Jr.
E-mail: dgru...@radiks.net
Dave's Ultimate Hangout: http://www.radiks.net/dgrundjr/
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-David Grund Jr.
E-mail: dgru...@radiks.net
Dave's Ultimate Hangout: http://www.radiks.net/dgrundjr/
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Snoopbone
Damn...I'd be drunk by the end of the second match then. That is unless Scott
Hall comes out when Hollywood does then I don't know. I'd lose count and then
run out of beers by the time Nitro was over. Also I wouldn't have any beer to
cry in at the end as I was reminising about the good old days of WCW. Oh well,
in the immortal words of Shawn Michaels, "Toss me a Steve-weiser brother!"
Horsemen IV Life...
Snoopbone
Vegeta <MVP>
Like: Drink when Ric Flair says "whooo! styling and profiling."
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Paul Wascavage
bad PPV.You would be drunk all the time.
Vegeta <MVP>
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