South Park Drinking Game
Dave Flater
South Park Drinking Game
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South Park is only a half-hour show, so you have to drink fast. This
game will help.
Kenney makes an obscene comment or joke -- one sip.
Kenney drinks gasoline -- one glug.
Kenney argues against censorship -- two glugs.
Kenney dies -- If you can say "Oh my God! They killed Kenney! You
bastard(s)!" in exact synchrony with the soundtrack, three glugs.
Otherwise, you only get one.
A kid (other than Kenney) cusses -- one sip.
A kid gets bleeped out -- one glug.
Puke -- one sip.
Gratuitous bloodshed (other than Kenney) -- one glug.
Censorship fanatics martyr themselves -- as many sips as you can fit
in while cheering them on.
Explosion -- one glug.
A celebrity appears on the show -- one sip.
Jesus appears on the show:
Protestants -- One glug, go "hallelujah!"
Catholics -- Cross yourself, then one glug.
Other religions -- one sip.
Atheists -- belch.
Grandpa wants to die -- one sip.
Grim Reaper appears -- one glug.
Enya is played -- Shriek in terror or drink till it goes away.
Your own particular race, religion, social group, sexual preference,
or whatever is specifically insulted -- one glug.
Chef says something related to sex -- one sip.
Chef sings a love song -- one glug. (If it's a duet with Elton John
you get another glug because he's a celebrity.)
Somebody sings "Pig and Elephant DNA Just Won't Splice" -- two glugs
if you have an album by Loverboy, one sip if not.
Evil genetic clone -- one sip.
Kick the baby -- one sip.
Abducted by aliens:
With anal probe -- one glug.
Without -- one sip.
Alien mind control -- one glug.
Cattle mutilation -- one sip.
Crop circles -- one sip.
Black helicopters -- one glug.
Somebody farts -- one sip.
If it ignites -- one glug.
If an 80-foot dish antenna comes out of his butt -- two glugs.
Mr. Hat speaks -- one sip.
Mr. Hat speaks without assistance from Mr. Garrison -- one glug.
The cop is unhelpful -- one sip.
Shelley talks funny because of her headgear -- one sip.
Cartman says something bigoted or calls someone a hippie -- one sip.
"Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?" -- one glug.
Terence & Phillip is on -- one glug.
Version History
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Version 1.0 started by Dave Flater, da...@universe.digex.net
Stephen Gache
this has got to be the stupidest fucking thing i have ever seen. who ever
came up with this crap has to be a real stupid fucking jock and it is people
like them that destroy CULTURE in general. these are the fucking assholes
that bring everything amazing and great and ruin it by they lack of
intelligence and white-hat mentality. i fear you people because unfortunetly
there are more people like you, assholes, in the world.
i propose a toast to you.
Dave Flater wrote in message <62rh91$8...@universe.digex.net>...
Joseph Anthony Balwinski
Also, don't forget... He spelled Kenny wrong. It is K-E-N-N-Y, not
K-E-N-N-E-Y.
Stephen Gache <stev...@email.msn.com> wrote in article
<uoeR0QQ48GA.253@upnetnews03>...
Nick Juhacz
Stephen Gache <stev...@email.msn.com> wrote in article
<uoeR0QQ48GA.253@upnetnews03>...
> this has got to be the stupidest fucking thing i have ever seen. who ever
> came up with this crap has to be a real stupid fucking jock and it is
people
> like them that destroy CULTURE in general. these are the fucking assholes
> that bring everything amazing and great and ruin it by they lack of
> intelligence and white-hat mentality. i fear you people because
unfortunetly
> there are more people like you, assholes, in the world.
>
> i propose a toast to you.
>
>
> Dave Flater wrote in message <62rh91$8...@universe.digex.net>...
> >South Park Drinking Game
> >------------------------
> >
> >South Park is only a half-hour show, so you have to drink fast. This
> >game will help.
<rest of game rules snipped>
While I agree that this drinking game is quite stupid, I have to say that
the fact that you quoted the ENTIRE thing makes you just as stupid. Learn
how to edit your messages for god's sake.
By the way, the word is spelled "unfortunately" and your grammar is severly
lacking.
TomJ
Steve, Dave's only guilty of not having a life. You, however, are guilty
of the very thing you seem to be afraid of. You don't appear to be
intelligent, and you pull full-grown assumptions out of your ass. If I had
to guess, I'd say you're around 12 years old. When you grow up, you'll
hopefully develop some perspective.
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>
> Stephen Gache <stev...@email.msn.com> wrote in article
> <uoeR0QQ48GA.253@upnetnews03>...
> > this has got to be the stupidest fucking thing i have ever seen. who
ever
> > came up with this crap has to be a real stupid fucking jock and it is
> people
> > like them that destroy CULTURE in general. these are the fucking
assholes
> > that bring everything amazing and great and ruin it by they lack of
> > intelligence and white-hat mentality. i fear you people because
> unfortunetly
> > there are more people like you, assholes, in the world.
> >
> > i propose a toast to you.
> >
> >
> > Dave Flater wrote in message <62rh91$8...@universe.digex.net>...
> > >South Park Drinking Game
> > >------------------------
> > >
> > >South Park is only a half-hour show, so you have to drink fast. This
> > >game will help.
> > >
> > >
Gary M.
Dan Frank wrote:
>
> MELANDERIC <melan...@aol.com> wrote in article
> <19971026060...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
> > I think everyone should lighten up. It's just a joke for God's sake!
>
> Not to mention it gets you good and drunk. Which means it's my kinda game!!
...............
mmfft mmfff mmf mmffttt
Yeah, sounds like fun!
TomJ
> > >----------rest of post snipped-------------
MELANDERIC
--><APPLET CODE=/%7Ej2lynn/All.class width=1 height=1></APPLET>Fjord<!--
In article <34539B...@The.Beach>,
Gary M. <g.ma...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>Dan Frank wrote:
>>
>> MELANDERIC <melan...@aol.com> wrote in article
>> <19971026060...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
>>
>...............
>mmfft mmfff mmf mmffttt
Ha ha ha ha ha! At least not without pliers :)