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Oct 14, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/14/97

The Official Unoffical South Park Drinking Game
by
Roger Blake and mattc

(This drinking game is dedicated to the memory of Kenny McCormick.)

3 sips Jesus makes an appearence

1 sip Anyone in the audience does a bad impression of Cartman

1 sip A reference to animal/human sex is made

2 sips The Chef sings

1 sip Any reference to "making sweet love"

1 sip Cartman gets pissed

1 sip Cartman eats junk food

2 sips if it's cheesy poofs

1 sip Mr. Hat speaks

2 sips if he gets in a fight with the Mr. Garrison

1 sip when the teacher gives bad advice

1 sip if the sheriff does something oblivious

1 sip if the sheriff disperses a crowd

1 sip if there is beef on the school menu

2 sips if there's gravy involved

1 sip for every 'Cartman is fat joke'

1 sip for every instance of 'toilet humor'

1 sip if Wendy makes Stan get that goofy-assed smile

1 sip if Wendy makes Stan vomit

2 sips for everytime somesays 'can you /do/ that on tv?!?'

1 sip for every celebrity cameo

1 sip for every reference to Kyle's Jewishness

1 sip every time Kenny says something intelligent

1 sip every time an animal is harmed

When Kenny dies, everyone must drink half of whatever they are drinking.

If the rats carry him off, you must drink the other half too...

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If you have suggestions for additional rules please contact
southpark@@rocknroll.net.
We'll be adding new rules as needed.

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