Chug When Kenny Dies: the South Park drinking game ver 1.0

[Brian Westley]

OK, time to make up some drinking game rules.
Feel free to modify this list; all I ask is that rule #1 never change.

SOUTH PARK DRINKING GAME (version 1.0)

Rule #1: Chug when Kenny dies
#2: Drink when Kenny apparently dies, or anything else dies
#3: Sip when Kenny is referred to as dead, killed, etc.

#4: Sip when Cartman is called fat or is seen eating
#5: Drink when Cartman says he's big-boned
#6: Chug if he says it while really mad

#7: Drink when Kyle or Stan fart
#8: Drink when Stan throws up because of Wendy

#9: Sip whenever Ike, Kyle's baby brother appears
#10: Drink when Kyle manhandles Ike

#11: Sip when a character swears mildly (hell, damn, etc)
#12: Drink when a character swears majorly (bitch, dildo, etc)
#13: Chug if it's bleeped

#14: Sip when Kenny says something unintelligible
#15: Drink when he apparently said something dirty
#16: Drink when Kenny drinks something you wouldn't

#17: Sip when you hear a foreign language
#18: Drink if you think it's something dirty
#19: Chug if you *know* it's dirty

#20: Sip when you see fire
#21: Drink when something living catches fire

#22: Sip when Chef says hello to the kids
#21: Drink when he sings
#22: Chug if it's *not* sexually suggestive

#23: Sip when Mr. Hat talks

#24: Drink when something surrealistic happens

#25: Sip when you realize you're watching construction paper
#26: Drink when it's obvious

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Merlyn LeRoy

[Jay Sherman]

> #23: Sip when Mr. Hat talks

I thought it was Mr. Hand

[Jon Deutsch]

Good one! Maybe if I'm drunk enough, I'll start to enjoy the title song!

Jon

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