[SS4]: The Drinking Game
Andrew Seyoon Park
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SS4, The Drinking Game
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Sip When:
-Slash Sougetsu does a Waterspout
-Bust Sougetsu jumps backwards
-Cheezeford does the dashing slash trap
-Cheezeford does a move that has end-lag
-It becomes painfully obvious how much "better"
Cheezeford's moves are in comparison to Hanzo's
-Amakusa makes a high-pitched noise
-Jubei makes an "old man" noise
-Shizumaru does anything that calls "his" gender into question
-Something physically impossible happens
-A Law Of Nature is defied
-Someone pokes at you from a distance
-Someone flubs Bust Kazuki's 3-part move
-Someone remarks: "DAAAAAMN, that Apple Slice did *HELLA* hits!"
-Someone remarks: "I can never block that stupid sliding slash!"
-Someone remarks: "Hey, how old is she supposed to be, anyway??"
-Someone remarks: "Hey, shouldn't he be dead by now?"
-Someone remarks: "Normal throws would be *so* much better."
-Someone remarks: "Aaagh! I *hate* that move."
-Someone does 14 slashes in a row, and it barely hurts at all
Drink When:
-Rimmy throws something larger than herself at you
-Kazuki actually hits you with his FB
-Someone complains that they "were blocking [low]"
when you hit them with a grounder TG
-Someone lands a B-button pursuit attack
-Someone reaches the Castle "late" (pelt with cans,
bottles, beer nuts)
-Someone remarks "Yeah, I guess Amakusa really *does*
resemble a glamrocker."
-Someone remarks "Man, Kazuki's hella weak, huh?"
-Someone remarks "Man, Galford's hella good, huh?"
-Someone shouts "Man oh man, the BCD rocks!"
Continue Drinking Until:
-The screen bobs and wobbles continuously, even
if no one is playing Gaira
-Bust Amakusa's color palattes look completely "normal,"
if a bit conservative
-Basara strikes you as being a calm, well-adjusted,
"Boy-Next-Door" type
-The win quotes make perfect sense
-You begin to find Kyoshiro's frog "attractive"
Guzzle When:
-Someone actually connects with either Basara's POW Special
-Cheezeford does a move that actually has end-lag
-A Roo-Roo girl actually gets cut in half
-Kim Kapwhan flies across the screen briefly
-Someone shouts "Oh man, Rimmy's music *ROCKS*!"
-Someone shouts "Yeah, I play Galford! And I'm proud of it!"
-Someone succeeds in getting a Perfect win thanks to the
nifty "Life Recover" option
-Someone remarks "You know, I think that BCD should've
done *more* damage."
-Someone demands quiet, then announces "Hey guys,
I just realized: you can win just by turtling up
and poking a lot."
-Someone remarks "Yeah, I guess Amakusa *does* resemble
my Uncle Ned."
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-EX Andy
"When you're nice on the inside, it shows on the outside."
-Hallmark
AR
Hehe that was actually funny, and how true ;>
but anyway, you mentioned something about Bust Basara super, uhm, I never
really
tried it on a good opponent, but if you jump in with a really deep C slash
( real easy)
straight into his super, you'll see the screen actually SLOWS (real slow
like 5 secs)
and you can see Basara goes into his super frame by frame while the enemy
is
reeling from your C. And guess what most of he time, my enemy cant block
it
(maybe they are really stunned ;>) It looked way gorgeous too! Try it!
Maybe its really a combo.
paul bamba
Andrew Seyoon Park (a...@uclink2.berkeley.edu) wrote:
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let's just say, hypothetically, that nobody i know uses the word "hella."
ever.
-famine