Disneyland Drinking Game Additions
Mike Hathaway
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Disneyland Drinking Game
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Take a sip if you see a kid wearing mickey mouse ears.
Gulp if the childs name is on the hat.
Chug if the entire family child is with are wearing ears.
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Take a sip everytime someone stops in the middle of the street in front of you.
Gulp if you accidently bump into them.
Chug if they have a stroller.
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Take a sip sip everytime someone switches from the right to the left line
or vise versa on Big Thunder Mountain.
Take a gulp if they take a friend across with them.
Chug if you still wind up getting onto the coaster before them.
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Take a sip if you see someone taking a picture of
someone else in front of the flower mickey as soon as you
pass through the ticket gates.
Take a gulp if there's more than three different
photographers trying to take the same photo at once.
Chug if they're all Asian.
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Take a sip every time you're cut off by a
stroller while walking.
Take a gulp if you're actually struck or run
over by the stroller.
Chug if it's a double-stroller.
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Take a sip every time someone ignores multiple
verbal and written warnings in several languages and
still uses a flash inside a "dark" ride.
Take a gulp if it's the Haunted Mansion.
Chug if it's in the Madame Leota room.
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Take a sip when someone stops to watch Fantasmic
outside the ropes on the walkways despite the multitude
of cast members in bright jackets who are waving yellow
lights back and forth shouting "PLEASE KEEP MOVING!!!"
Take a gulp if they hear this, take two steps, then stop
again in front of the next cast member.
Chug if they have a stroller.
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Take a sip every time you're hit in the head by a balloon
held by a child.
Take a gulp if you're hit by one of those expanding
light-saberish flashlights.
Chug if it's an adult holding the offending item.
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Take a sip when you see a Cast Member resorting to
hand gestures to explain whether to get on or off a ride
to someone who doesn't speak English.
Take a gulp if it's to explain the "one way trip only"
concept on one of the Main Street/Hub transports
(bus, fire truck, etc.).
Chug if the CM resorts to trying various languages out,
hoping to strike on the guest's country of origin. (Yes,
this HAS happened.)
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Take a drink when you see an item in a shop that was
in the last two shops you were in.
Take a gulp if it's related to 101 Dalamtians.
Chug if you can get it at the Disney Store.
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Take a sip for every politically incorrect scene in Pirates
of the Carribean.
Chug (rum) for every politically incorrect scene in Pirates
that you want them to LEAVE THE HELL ALONE!!!
Mike Hathaway
TDC Title... Lord of all things electronic
Mikes Look At Disneyland
http://hathaway.simplenet.com
mjh...@rit.edu
DaveNDea
Take a sip whenever a tourist walks right past CMs and dozens of other
guests to ask YOU where something is.
Gulp if it's something you're standing right next to.
Chug if it's something that's at an entirely different amusement park
(e.g. Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, Mystery Lodge, Muppet 3D,
Horizons)
The KCMOSHer
Great! Thanks for the addition, got quite a chuckle out of it.
the look-for-more-humor-posts-once-I'm-done-moving KCMOSHer
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general public nuisance. No longer in the Land of
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