U2 Rattle & Hum Drinking Game
Eremic
Version 2.0
Yeah one more dime-a-dozen drinking game. Please send any
suggestions, comments and grammar and punctuation corrections
to ere...@voicenet.com. For those who are stateside we strongly
discourage the use of domestic brew.
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Drink whenever --
GENERAL
- the film changes from black & white to color or vice versa.
- you hear, "It's a musical journey."
- a roadie acts self-important.
- you see a camera operator.
- you see somebody who isn't white (not counting "Still Haven't
Found").
- every single light in the house goes on.
- we switch continents.
- you hear a swear word (twice if it ain't Adam).
- an unconscious fan is dragged off.
- all four of them are in the same shot (twice if in color).
- the crowd flicks their Bics.
- the crowd cheers at the wrong moment (twice if they fail to realize
that
America is being dissed).
- a balding fossil rock DJ tries to direct a Harlem gospel choir.
- the shadowplay really brings out the cleft in somebody's chin.
- anybody is silhouetted.
- there is a slo-mo shot.
- it snows.
- you see the word "ELVIS".
- they are playing "In God's Country".
BONO
- Bono screws up the lyrics (twice if he screws up Beatles lyrics).
- Bono goes on a political tirade.
- Bono inserts a new song in the middle of one he's already singing.
- Bono hangs his hair down in his face and then flips it up in a
dramatic
spray of sweat.
- Bono dances like Elvis.
- you can hear Bono's guitar.
- Bono plays with his jewelery
- Bono sheds a layer.
- Bono "ooh-oohs" in his falsetto.
- Bono is steaming.
- Bono commits a misdemeanor.
EDGE
- Edge isn't wearing a hat.
- Edge plays the blues (defining "the blues" is left to viewer
discretion).
- Edge says something.
- Edge sings backup.
- Edge is playing another guitar.
- Edge (not Jimi) plays the Star Spangled Banner.
LARRY
- Larry makes a painful grimace.
- Larry gets all choked up talking about old Elvis Prestley movies.
- the camera lingers on the drumset for more than 5 seconds.
- Larry makes fun of Adam.
- Larry gets a conga.
ADAM
- Adam plays the bass with one hand.
- a silhouetted drop of sweat flies visibly off Adam's nose.
- Adam smartly smokes a cigarette.
- you can see Adam's nipple.
- Adam is stoned out of his mind.
- Adam can't finish a sentence.
- there is a song in which Adam is given a mike but mysteriously
doesn't sing a note into it (limit once per song).
CREDITS
- somebody doesn't have a last name.
- Stacey Shepard's name appears.
- somebody's name sounds familiar.
- three guys in a row are named "Jeff".
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"I could really realate to that, because I worked myself for several
years."
-- Larry Mullen, Jr.
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"Imported Guiness tastes like cold coffee."
-- any Irisman I ever asked
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Thanks to:
Tim Eger
Nate Bowers
Matt Werley
Kal Rominek
Jon Master
Lisa Eremic
Alana
Tim Uno
David Viers
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