NEW Star Wars Novels Drinking Game ver 0.99

[mome rath]

For some reason, everyone in these r.a.s.s groups hate the new
SW books. I for one, like and enjoy them, but that doesn't mean I
can't make fun of them. Plus I'm pretty bored right now.

THE BRAND NEW STAR WARS NOVELS DRINKING GAME.
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Take a drink when/if:

* A brand new never before heard of use or power of the force is
discovered/created by author.

* The EMpire comes up with yet another super secret/hidden for all those years,
superweapon that nobody knew about.

* The main characters are split up into two groups, one has R2, the other
has 3PO.

* Luke gets his ass kicked, even though he is the greatest Jedi Master
in the Galaxy.

* Two drinks if he gets knocked unconscious. (at least once every book)

* The physics of the Original star wars universe by Uncle George is
reshaped at will by an author.

* Luke gets dissed by a woman. or Luke pines over a woman.

* Two drinks if Luke actually gets the woman and it is never mentioned
again in later novels.

* Han Solo loses the Falcon to Lando.

* Lando loses teh falcon to Han Solo.

* Leia uses her Jedi powers.

* Two drinks if she beats Luke at a lightsaber duel. Oh, hell, just drink
the whgole damn case for that. (sad sad sad..!!!)

* Jacen and/or Jaina are stereotyped as loving living things/being good
with mechanics.

* Baby Anakin does things with the force that Luke couldnt figure out in
20 years on his own.

* every time you yell at the book screaming "God damn it! son of a bitch!
LUKE is DESTINED to be with Mara Jade! God damn it! god damn it!"

* Luke actually kicks ass. (i.e. - throws his lightsaber and slays a bunch
of bad guys)



Well, thats all i can think of for now. If anyone cares, feel free to add more.
I only did this cuz i was bored.

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Jeff Carroll car...@cs.uri.edu
"e chu ta!"