R.A.S.S. Drinking Game!
JASON R DOOLITTLE
getting you really f*cked up.(not that I condone that behavior in any way)
THE R.A.S.S. DRINKING GAME
All you need is your favorite drink, the computer, and your good pals.
Go to the rec.arts.sf.starwars newsgroup and simply scroll through the titles.
Drink if you:
1.See the word "vs"
2.See any combination of the words "Longest", "Thread", or "Ever"
3.See anything having to do with Star Trek
4.See anything having to do with a rock star
5.See any combination of the words "Over" or "Ashes"
6.if there are more than 200 posts in one day.
twice if there over 300 in one day
three times if there over 400
7. if the word "fs" appears
8. if the words "for sale" appear
9. if the word "ST" appears
10. if you find yourself wanting to read more posts after you're through.
That doesn't seem like many, but isn't that enough?
Jason Doolittle
JWooten
DOOLITTLE) wrote:
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>That doesn't seem like many, but isn't that enough?
Nope. A bit more personal...
Drink if you...
11. see <Cheryl Deluca> post followups as separate articles (twice)
12. see Gus's homepage .sig
13. the WHOLE damn KEG if you see Part...@aol.com announce..."The Jawa
prop was SOLD"
14. see that guy still trying to sell his presto magix shit....
15. see *me* post an opinion!
16. see Jake run for cover until the split occurs
17. (everything in SIGHT) see that the split passed
18. see "I just heard that the new movies are based on the Zahn trilogy,
which occurred *before* SW, ESB, ROTJ..."
19. see 'Vader' or 'Boba' misspelled
20. see a post from Golyath about his bad luck with people on the net : )
Remember, it's all in fun!
John
"People must think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."--Calvin
"You're a very bad man." "Oh no, my dear, I'm a very good man. I'm just a very bad wizard."--Dorothy and the Wizard
Patrick M Robinson
20. (or close to it) Every time someone spells Emperor wrong. (Aw, heck with
that-you'd be drunk before you were done picking threads) =)
21. Every time your kill file eats more than 70 messages (see also VS, LONGEST)
22. (CHUG) someone *convincingly* pulls off a bounty hunter impersonation
(complete with grunts and misspelled words) =P
23. Every time that stormtrooper bangs his friggin' head. =)
24. Every time Han cops a feel, or Oola falls out of her costume, or...
25. (EMPTY THE BOTTLE) Josh Ling, Martin Thurn, Gallandro, and Co. make their
triumphant returns. (Ahh, those were the days...)
And then some...
MTFBWY, as well as a twisted sense of humor,
PMR
Parallax
11. (when applicable) Your killfile removes more posts than it gives you
12. Someone asks about the FAQ
13. Someone says they've found the script to one of the new movies, and
it turns out to be fall of the Republic (three times)
14. Someone posts in all caps (twice) if from AOL, three times
15. Someone wants everyone to stop ST vs SW, Cobain, LTE, or general BS (twice)
16. A long time r.a.s.s. poster leaves because of the BS (three times)
17. Someone posts the Fast Cash scam (twice)
18. Someone posts the Good Times virus scam (four times)
19. Someone angry about being ripped off posts
20. Someone has a 5K+ message in quotes and adds 0-2 lines. (twice)
21. Someone has a 10+ line .sig file
22. Someone crossposts to more than 5 newsgroups
23. Someone asks about the Dianoga (this has been getting annoying)
24. Someone posts a trivia quiz
25. An AOLer is flamed
Hmm, might get ya drunk a bit too fast...
>That doesn't seem like many, but isn't that enough?
>
>Jason Doolittle
>
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Eric N. Tully
: That doesn't seem like many, but isn't that enough?
: Jason Doolittle
But wait... you forgot:
11. If the words "Stormtrooper hits his head" appear!!!
- Eric