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JIGSAW1695

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Dec 7, 2002, 12:23:53 PM12/7/02
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Unfortunatly, the EU is doomed to failure because no one will ever forget or
forgive.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/2553769.stm

Incubus

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"JIGSAW1695" <jigsa...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Unfortunatly, the EU is doomed to failure because no one will ever forget
or
> forgive.

absolutely. No one does, not even the Americans.. Particularly the ones
called Jigsaw


JIGSAW1695

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Dec 9, 2002, 5:57:13 AM12/9/02
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>Subject: Re: Why the EU will never work.....
>From: Desmond Coughlan pasdespa...@zeouane.org
>Date: 12/9/2002 3:57 AM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <dul1ta....@lievre.voute.net>
>
>le 07 Dec 2002 17:23:53 GMT, dans l'article
><20021207122353...@mb-fb.aol.com>, JIGSAW1695
><jigsa...@aol.com> a dit ...
>
>> Unfortunatly, the EU is doomed to failure because no one will ever forget
>or
>> forgive.
>>
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/2553769.stm
>
>I'm sure that the answer is obvious, Jigsaw, but humour me. What does an
>explosion in a cinema in Bangladesh ... have to do with the European
>Union ?
>
>--
>Desmond Coughlan
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Beats me, Dez. It looks like I got the wrong address. Sorry for the
inconvienence.

Jigsaw

A Planet Visitor

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Dec 9, 2002, 2:49:28 PM12/9/02
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"Desmond Coughlan" <pasdespa...@zeouane.org> wrote in message news:8gu1ta....@lievre.voute.net...
> le 09 Dec 2002 10:57:13 GMT, dans l'article <20021209055713...@mb-cj.aol.com>, JIGSAW1695
<jigsa...@aol.com> a dit ...
>
> { snip }

>
> >>I'm sure that the answer is obvious, Jigsaw, but humour me. What does an
> >>explosion in a cinema in Bangladesh ... have to do with the European
> >>Union ?
>
> > Beats me, Dez. It looks like I got the wrong address. Sorry for the
> > inconvienence.
>
> That's quite all right, Jigsaw. Don't feel bad about it. After all, LDB
> manages to get some mention of my name into all of his threads, whether
> they be about the death penalty, Saddam Hussein, anti-Semitism, or the
> finer points of swallow mating in rural Warwickshire
>
> So there's no reason why you shouldn't see some 'European influence' in
> everything that happens on the five continents [1].
>
> [1] quick, LDB ... clap your hands like a seal, and remind me that there
> are six continents ... [2]
> [2] as if I didn't know it, you retarded fuckwit ...

Seeing as you've been confused as to where the Balkans are,
nothing surprises me about your ignorance. In fact, most geologists
presume at least seven continents on our planet --

Asia
Europe
Africa
North America
South America
Antarctica
Australia

I'm not sure which of these you are trying to exclude, but I would
hope it isn't Australia, since Encarta, certainly more well-respected
and knowledgeable than you could ever be seen to be, states that Australia
is an "island continent located southeast of Asia and forming, with
the nearby island of Tasmania, the Commonwealth of Australia, a
self-governing member of the Commonwealth of Nations. The
continent is bounded on the north by the Timor Sea, the Arafura
Sea, and the Torres Strait; on the east by the Coral Sea and the
Tasman Sea; on the south by the Bass Strait and the Indian Ocean;
and on the west by the Indian Ocean." In fact, Australia is one
of the oldest continents on our planet, once part of the enormous
landmass Gondwanaland, which earlier formed part of the supercontinent
Pangaea. Much of its geological history is remarkably ancient; the
oldest known rock formations date from 3 billion to 4.3 billion years ago.
While another worthy reference source, The Encyclopedia
Britannica 2003, refers to Australia as "The smallest Continent."

Perhaps you would clarify what you presume are the 'six continents'
and we can examine which one of the ones that I've listed, is the
one you would hope to exclude. Since Encarta continually refers to
'seven continents.' For example, when it speaks of Antarctica, it
begins by saying "Antarctica, fifth largest of the Earth’s seven continents."
While the Encyclopedia Britannica 2003 refers to --

Australia - "The smallest continent"
South America - "Fourth largest of the world's continents."
North America - "Third in size among the world's continents."
Africa - "The Second largest continent after Asia."
Antarctica - "Fifth in size among the world's continents."
Asia - "World's largest and most diverse continent."
Europe - "Second smallest of the world's continents (after Australia)"

So, both quite reputable sources (light years ahead of any
perception of your 'intellectual void'), list these SEVEN continents
in descending size as -- Asia -- Africa -- North America -- South
America -- Antarctica -- Europe -- Australia

So, are you prepared to admit that you are the true FW? Or were
you just lying, because you presumed no one would catch you
by knowing the truth, as you claimed with your 'intellectual'
step into your own grave, when you spoke of 'Hemingway'?

PV

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Hugh Neary

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On Mon, 9 Dec 2002 08:57:49 +0000, Desmond Coughlan
<pasdespa...@zeouane.org> wrote:

>le 07 Dec 2002 17:23:53 GMT, dans l'article <20021207122353...@mb-fb.aol.com>, JIGSAW1695 <jigsa...@aol.com> a dit ...

>
>> Unfortunatly, the EU is doomed to failure because no one will ever forget or
>> forgive.
>>
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/2553769.stm
>

>I'm sure that the answer is obvious, Jigsaw, but humour me. What does an
>explosion in a cinema in Bangladesh ... have to do with the European
>Union ?

I take it you missed the recent reports on the geographical abilities
of the average US citizen then?

Bomb shelters are selling quite well in Inverness at the
moment BTW :-)


HN


Dr. Dolly Coughlan

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<pasdespa...@zeouane.org> writes:

>Subject: Re: Why the EU will never work.....
>From: Desmond Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org>

>Date: Mon, 9 Dec 2002 08:57:49 +0000


>
>le 07 Dec 2002 17:23:53 GMT, dans l'article
><20021207122353...@mb-fb.aol.com>, JIGSAW1695
><jigsa...@aol.com> a dit ...
>
>> Unfortunatly, the EU is doomed to failure because no one will ever forget
>or
>> forgive.
>>
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/2553769.stm
>
>I'm sure that the answer is obvious, Jigsaw, but humour me. What does an
>explosion in a cinema in Bangladesh ... have to do with the European
>Union ?
>

>--
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In article <8gu1ta....@lievre.voute.net>, Desmond Coughlan
<pasdespa...@zeouane.org> writes:

>Subject: Re: Why the EU will never work.....
>From: Desmond Coughlan <pasdespa...@zeouane.org>

>Date: Mon, 9 Dec 2002 11:23:52 +0000


>
>le 09 Dec 2002 10:57:13 GMT, dans l'article

><20021209055713...@mb-cj.aol.com>, JIGSAW1695
><jigsa...@aol.com> a dit ...
>
>{ snip }


>
>>>I'm sure that the answer is obvious, Jigsaw, but humour me. What does an
>>>explosion in a cinema in Bangladesh ... have to do with the European
>>>Union ?
>

>> Beats me, Dez. It looks like I got the wrong address. Sorry for the
>> inconvienence.
>
>That's quite all right, Jigsaw. Don't feel bad about it. After all, LDB
>manages to get some mention of my name into all of his threads, whether
>they be about the death penalty, Saddam Hussein, anti-Semitism, or the
>finer points of swallow mating in rural Warwickshire
>
>So there's no reason why you shouldn't see some 'European influence' in
>everything that happens on the five continents [1].
>
>[1] quick, LDB ... clap your hands like a seal, and remind me that there
> are six continents ... [2]
>[2] as if I didn't know it, you retarded fuckwit ...

>--
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drdoody

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"Desmond Coughlan" <pasdespa...@zeouane.org> wrote in message
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> le 07 Dec 2002 17:23:53 GMT, dans l'article
<20021207122353...@mb-fb.aol.com>, JIGSAW1695
<jigsa...@aol.com> a dit ...
>

> > Unfortunatly, the EU is doomed to failure because no one will ever
forget or
> > forgive.
> >

Yes, but watching it implode on CNN will be so damned entertaining....

Bonus points if the tool of the EU's destruction is The Forth Reich after
the Germans figure out that they've got their country back again and it's
time to take up the old nationalistic hobbies.

Seig Heil.


Doc: Subverting the entire human race, one sheep at a time.


ikke

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"drdoody" <drd...@dumpthisnetdot.com> wrote in message
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The Forth Reich eh? CNN is obviously way ahead of the rest of us. I didn't
realise that the Germans had designs on Edinburgh and Falkirk. The evil
bastards.

John


Mr Q. Z. Diablo

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Dec 10, 2002, 6:54:35 PM12/10/02
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In article <GmsJ9.724$Zo....@dfw-read.news.verio.net>, "drdoody"
<drd...@dumpthisnetdot.com> wrote:

> Yes, but watching it implode on CNN will be so damned entertaining....
>
> Bonus points if the tool of the EU's destruction is The Forth Reich after
> the Germans figure out that they've got their country back again and it's
> time to take up the old nationalistic hobbies.
>
> Seig Heil.

*giggle*

Nice try, Doc, but your trolls will have to be just a teensy bit more
subtle than _that_.

Mr Q. Z. D.
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drdoody

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"Mr Q. Z. Diablo" <jona...@zeouane.org.remove.this.it.is.bollocks> wrote in
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> In article <GmsJ9.724$Zo....@dfw-read.news.verio.net>, "drdoody"
> <drd...@dumpthisnetdot.com> wrote:
>
> > Yes, but watching it implode on CNN will be so damned entertaining....
> >
> > Bonus points if the tool of the EU's destruction is The Forth Reich
after
> > the Germans figure out that they've got their country back again and
it's
> > time to take up the old nationalistic hobbies.
> >
> > Seig Heil.
>
> *giggle*
>
> Nice try, Doc, but your trolls will have to be just a teensy bit more
> subtle than _that_.
>
> Mr Q. Z. D.

I don't troll.

But I do read history from time to time.

Actually, the best thing to do is for the EU and US to invest heavily in
space exploration and find some alien planet for the Germans to go after so
they'll leave us the hell alone. Come on man, we're up to two world wars on
account of those guys, I'm thinking about number 3.

JIGSAW1695

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From: "Mr Q. Z. Diablo" jona...@zeouane.org.remove.this.it.is.bollocks
Date: 12/10/2002 6:54 PM Eastern Standard Time
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In article <GmsJ9.724$Zo....@dfw-read.news.verio.net>, "drdoody"
<drd...@dumpthisnetdot.com> wrote:

> Yes, but watching it implode on CNN will be so damned entertaining....
>
> Bonus points if the tool of the EU's destruction is The Forth Reich after
> the Germans figure out that they've got their country back again and it's
> time to take up the old nationalistic hobbies.
>
> Seig Heil.

*giggle*

Nice try, Doc, but your trolls will have to be just a teensy bit more
subtle than _that_.

Mr Q. Z. D.
===============================

Actually, it be a little different this time. There will be some European
States that side with Germany.

Jigsaw

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