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Ranjit Bhatnagar

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Oct 3, 2001, 11:47:50 PM10/3/01
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google:
chi 3,190,000 matches
chihua 1,740
chihuahua 168,000
chihuahuahua 13
chihuahuahuahua 7
chihuahuahuahuahua 12
chihuahuahuahuahuahua 0

This is why it is bad that we still have no internet or
phone connection at the office-- important research has to
wait for me to get home.

- ranjit


--
THEY HAVEN'T MADE THE HAPPY PILL THAT CAN HANDLE ME. - rone

David Bromage

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Oct 4, 2001, 12:19:25 AM10/4/01
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Ranjit Bhatnagar wrote:
> google:
> chi 3,190,000 matches
> chihua 1,740
> chihuahua 168,000
> chihuahuahua 13
> chihuahuahuahua 7
> chihuahuahuahuahua 12
> chihuahuahuahuahuahua 0

Also using google.

ba 3,790,000 matches
ban 1,720,000
bana 217,000
banana 737,700
bananana 904
banananana 294
bananananana 132
banananananana 68
bananananananana 99
banananananananana 24
bananananananananana 4
banananananananananana 4
bananananananananananana 1
banananananananananananana 4
bananananananananananananana 2
banananananananananananananana 0

Cheers
David

Lester Mosley

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Oct 4, 2001, 12:38:25 AM10/4/01
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On Thu, 04 Oct 2001 14:19:25 +1000, David Bromage
<dbro...@fang.omni.com.au> wrote:


google:
B 7,270,000
Bl 1,960,000
Bla 318,000
Blah 772,000
Blahah 52
Blahahah 22
Blahahahah 17
Blahahahahah 4
Blahahahahahah 6
Blahahahahahahah 1
Blahahahahahahahah 1
Blahahahahahahahahah 1
Blahahahahahahahahahah 0
Blahahahahahahahahahahah 2
Blahahahahahahahahahahahah 0

Extra Credit:
Blah-Blah 566,000
Burgers 276,000
Blah-Blah Burgers 1
Alt.Blah-Blah.Burgers 0

VApoll'uan

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Oct 4, 2001, 12:49:01 AM10/4/01
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B 7,270,000
BR 3,420,000
BRZ 39,500
BRZ9 18,900
BRZ91 5,350
BRZ911 446


911 Tin Bronze 84-16 82.0-85.0 15.0-17.0 0.25 0.25 0.25 0.20 0.8 0.05 1.0
0.005 0.005
http://www.cmxmetals.com/alloy_chart.html

American Staffordshire - Bronze
Code: Brz-911
Price: $49.00
Quantity in Basket: none

http://www.canterbury-tails.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code
=cantails&Category_Code=Brz


Lester Mosley <Lester...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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VApoll'uan

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Oct 4, 2001, 1:37:23 AM10/4/01
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VApoll'uan <mika...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:9pgpm4$3dn$1...@slb3.atl.mindspring.net...

>
> B 7,270,000
> BR 3,420,000
> BRZ 39,500
> BRZ9 18,900
> BRZ91 5,350
> BRZ911 446
>
>
> 911 Tin Bronze 84-16 82.0-85.0 15.0-17.0 0.25 0.25 0.25 0.20 0.8 0.05 1.0
> 0.005 0.005


909 1872 GAL 2 25 22.8 + 42 2 8 0.9 / 0.9 14.4 PR
1.705
http://www.gatter.demon.co.uk/data/AndN.htm#909


> http://www.cmxmetals.com/alloy_chart.html

Peter Seebach

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Oct 4, 2001, 1:50:23 AM10/4/01
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In article <3BBBE34D...@fang.omni.com.au>,
David Bromage <dbro...@fang.omni.com.au> wrote:
>Also using google.

Careful! If you experiment too much, you can get banned, and no one who
responds to email has any idea how the banning works, so there's no way to
get unbanned.

I know because I needed to know what the least common three-letter acronym
was.

-s
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$ chmod a+x /bin/laden Please do not feed or harbor the terrorists.
C/Unix wizard, Pro-commerce radical, Spam fighter. Boycott Spamazon!
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James Kibo Parry

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Oct 4, 2001, 3:16:06 AM10/4/01
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Ranjit Bhatnagar (ranji...@moonmilk.com) wrote:
>
> chi 3,190,000 matches
> chihua 1,740
> chihuahua 168,000
> chihuahuahua 13
> chihuahuahuahua 7
> chihuahuahuahuahua 12
> chihuahuahuahuahuahua 0

Ranjit, you are my favorite Muppet Baby.

-- K.

...and/or Jake Cardigan sidekick.

Xcott Craver

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Oct 4, 2001, 4:05:30 AM10/4/01
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google:

Bwa 79600
Bwaha 1410
Bwahaha 8650
Bwahahaha 10200
Bwahahahaha 9410
Bwahahahahaha 6020
Bwahahahahahaha 3110
Bwahahahahahahaha 2190
Bwahahahahahahahaha 1110
Bwahahahahahahahahaha 653
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha 446
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha 339
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha 226
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 241 <-- look, it turns up again
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 113 <-- EYE AM RUNNING OUT OF SPACE!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 77
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [tab] [tab] [tab] [tab] [tab] [tab] 75
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha okay, this is interesting --> 271
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 42
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 76
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 28
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 17
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 22
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 13
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 12
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 12
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 10
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 7
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 10
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 2
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 6
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 5
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 0
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 5
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 4
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 1
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 1

CRIKEY! It then goes back up to 9, and settles to mostly 0.

This was really fricken' depressing. But apparently I won.

-Xcott

[Very few people just say "bwaha!" New word of the day: bwaha!]

Ranjit Bhatnagar

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Oct 4, 2001, 9:38:54 AM10/4/01
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James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:

> Ranjit Bhatnagar (ranji...@moonmilk.com) wrote:
>> chihuahuahuahuahuahua 0
>
> Ranjit, you are my favorite Muppet Baby.

"I KNOW HOW TO SPELL 'BANANANANANANA', I JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN
TO STOP!"
-- Ida Know


p.s. for Mikal V. Apolluan:

Ships of the U.S. Navy, 1940-1945
AO-68 USS Chiwawa
Chiwawa class Fleet Oiler: <-- in a class of its own
Displacement: 21,077 tons
Length: 502'
Beam: 68'
Draft: 31'
Speed: 17 knots (max); 13 knots (econ)
Armament: 1 5"/38 DP, 4 3"/50 DP, 4x2 40mm, 4x2 20mm
Complement: 13 officers, 200 enlisted
Capacity: 134,000 barrels
Geared turbine engines, single screw, 12,000 hp
Maritime Commission T3-S-A1 type
Built at Bethlehem, Sparrows Pt., and commissioned 24 December 1942
ex-SS Samoset

Glenn Knickerbocker

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Oct 4, 2001, 10:09:42 AM10/4/01
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Peter Seebach wrote:
> Careful! If you experiment too much, you can get banned, and no one who
> responds to email has any idea how the banning works, so there's no way to
> get unbanned.
>
> I know because I needed to know what the least common three-letter acronym
> was.

The notion of objecting to the least common three-letter acronym on the
grounds that it might possibly incite other people to--well, let's just
say it's not the size of the boat.

ŹR

Glenn Knickerbocker

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Oct 4, 2001, 11:06:28 AM10/4/01
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Xcott Craver wrote:
> bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 1

knicker 9,530
bocker 8,260
knicker bocker 645
knickerbocker 59,000
knickerbockerknicker 0
knickerknickerbocker 0
bockerknickerbocker 0
knickerbockerbocker 0
knickerbockerknickerbocker 0
knickerknickerbockerbocker 0
bockerwanger 0

VApoll'uan

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Oct 4, 2001, 11:07:44 AM10/4/01
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Rich Holmes <rsholme...@mailbox.syr.edu> wrote in message
news:xzcr8sj...@rodan.syr.edu...
> Has anyone come up with an explanation for VApoll'uan yet? I need it
> for a report.

First, petition the state of Maryland why they gave me that license plate
number.(BRZ911)
I'll fill in the rest!
T'anks.
037


>
> --
> - Doctroid Doctroid Holmes <http://www.richholmes.net/doctroid/>
>
> "Just because I am in this thread doesnt mean I know what is going on."
> - Rose Marie Holt


Paddy Smith

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Oct 4, 2001, 11:27:07 AM10/4/01
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"Ranjit Bhatnagar" <ranji...@moonmilk.com> wrote in message
news:9pgm56$1mfa$1...@nntp1.ba.best.com...
>
> chihuahuahuahuahua 12

"IS IT THE ALIENS WHO CREATED THIS CREATURE?"

IHNMTA, IJLS "Stick Around For Joy"
- best Japanese-soft-drink-advertising-inspired album title ever!

...until Björk records "Hey Team, Let's Pocari!", of course.


Right.


Joe Manfre

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Oct 4, 2001, 11:54:14 AM10/4/01
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Rich Holmes (rsholme...@mailbox.syr.edu) wrote:

> Has anyone come up with an explanation for VApoll'uan yet? I need
> it for a report.

He gave me a ride home from Virginia once. The seats in his car are
comfy.


JM

--
Joe Manfre, Hyattsville, Maryland.

Shiro Akaishi

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Oct 4, 2001, 11:58:01 AM10/4/01
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>> chihuahuahuahuahua 12

Sayeth the mighty google!

b 115,000,000
bo 3,830,000
bob 9,980,000
bobo 265,000
bobob 1,370
bobobo 771
bobobob 170
bobobobo 185
bobobobob 37
bobobobobo 42(!)
bobobobobob 24
bobobobobobo 20
bobobobobobob 15
bobobobobobobo 2
bobobobobobobob 2
bobobobobobobobo 8
bobobobobobobobob 10
bobobobobobobobobo 2
bobobobobobobobobob 3
bobobobobobobobobobo 11
bobobobobobobobobobob 2
bobobobobobobobobobobo 2
bobobobobobobobobobobob 0

The internet truly is a chaotic system.


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/\ _____________ \ _()< -Quack
(__\ |Shiro Akaishi| \_/ I'm a
) \. ------------- LL Duck
/.

Joe Manfre

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Oct 4, 2001, 11:59:26 AM10/4/01
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VApoll'uan (mika...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:

> First, petition the state of Maryland why they gave me that license plate
> number.(BRZ911)
> I'll fill in the rest!
> T'anks.
> 037


Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the license plate in addition to the
comfy seats.

By the way, it's *27* prisons, not 037. You're getting things mixed
up with Kevin Smith movies. This office is not flaming. Lockheed
Lockheed Boeing McDonnell Douglas.

Kevin S. Wilson

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Oct 4, 2001, 1:13:05 PM10/4/01
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On Thu, 04 Oct 2001 11:06:28 -0400, Glenn Knickerbocker
<No...@bestweb.net> wrote:

>Xcott Craver wrote:
>> bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 1
>
>knicker 9,530

Knicker? But I hardly know 'er!

>bocker 8,260

Oh, mang. Don't make me have to do this.

Bocker? But I hardly know 'er!

>knicker bocker 645

Cut. It. Out.

Knicker bocker? But I hardly know 'er.

Last one, I promise.

>knickerbocker 59,000

Made you look!

>knickerbockerknicker 0
>knickerknickerbocker 0
>bockerknickerbocker 0
>knickerbockerbocker 0
>knickerbockerknickerbocker 0
>knickerknickerbockerbocker 0
>bockerwanger 0

I like this last one. It sounds fun.


Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer
Instructional Technology Center--Boise State University
But only a kook <drw...@socal.rr.com> would think I speak for my employer.

b r e t t

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Oct 4, 2001, 2:34:19 PM10/4/01
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In article <eLUu7.817$Js3....@typhoon2.gnilink.net>,
Xcott Craver <baron@B_r_a_i_n_H_z.c_o_m> wrote:

>Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 241 <-- look, it turns up again

>Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha okay, this is interesting --> 271

241 != 271. PRONK!


b


Joseph Michael Bay

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Oct 4, 2001, 3:00:31 PM10/4/01
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baron@B_r_a_i_n_H_z.c_o_m (Xcott Craver) writes:

> CRIKEY! It then goes back up to 9, and settles to mostly 0.

> This was really fricken' depressing. But apparently I won.

> -Xcott

> [Very few people just say "bwaha!" New word of the day: bwaha!]

Actually, jokone, we say him "!bwaha".

--
Chimes peal joy. Bah. Joseph Michael Bay
Icy colon barge Cancer Biology
Frosty divine Saturn Stanford University
When encryption is outlawed, fO$t ^@3sVe) %4iG Vx@| /jNGe5x6@^.

Joseph Michael Bay

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Oct 4, 2001, 3:01:01 PM10/4/01
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Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> writes:


> Ships of the U.S. Navy, 1940-1945
>AO-68 USS Chiwawa
>Chiwawa class Fleet Oiler: <-- in a class of its own


I HARDLY KNOW HER!

VApoll'uan

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Oct 4, 2001, 3:16:54 PM10/4/01
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Joseph Michael Bay <jm...@Stanford.EDU> wrote in message
news:9pibld$ql3$1...@usenet.Stanford.EDU...

> Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> writes:
>
>
> > Ships of the U.S. Navy, 1940-1945
> >AO-68 USS Chiwawa
> >Chiwawa class Fleet Oiler: <-- in a class of its own
>
>
> I HARDLY KNOW HER!

Aoooooooo.Ayoooooo,Ayo ayo ayoooooooooooooo!

robert lindsay

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Oct 4, 2001, 4:59:05 PM10/4/01
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In article <Xns91307A887...@130.133.1.4>,

AKA LOCK-MART your one stop stop for all you bombing^relatitory strike^W^W
peacekeeping^Wwar on terrorism needs. Special today on Cruise Missles!

--
Robert Lindsay, NASA - Goddard, Greenbelt MD rlin...@seadas.gsfc.nasa.gov
The Internet is the most powerful stupidity amplifier ever invented.
It's like television without the television part. - Kibo
#include <standard_disclaimer.h> 301-286-9958 ISTJ NON SVM ACERBVS

Nick Bensema

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Oct 4, 2001, 11:06:28 PM10/4/01
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In google:

klingon: 262,000
klingot: 81

--
Nick Bensema <ni...@io.com> ICQ#2135445
==== ======= ============== http://www.io.com/~nickb/

"And talk radio is usenet without the 'Next Message' key." -- Sarah Cherlin

Louis Nick III

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Oct 4, 2001, 11:18:18 PM10/4/01
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RTFM search[1]: Counts
RTFM 142000
Read The Fucking Manual 3540
Read The Fine Manual 2990
Read The Manual 2790
Read The F* Manual 2670
Read The F...ing Manual 1170
Read The F*cking Manual 396
Read The Friendly Manual 355
Read The Flaming Manual 230
Read The Freaking Manual 183
Read The Friggin' Manual 180
Read The Fershlugginer Manual 109
Read The Flipping Manual 92
Read The Farging Manual 80
Read The Fabulous Manual 46
Read The Effective Manual 2

[1] I added +RTFM to all of these searches so I wouldn't pick up stray
phrases that weren't intended as a LART.

--
"Duh, we're at war with THE ABSTRACT CONCEPT OF EVIL! What's so hard
to understand about that? I put it in a whole sentence and everything!"
-James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com>
=== Louis Nick III alt.religion.louis-nick sun...@seanet.com ===

Glenn Knickerbocker

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Oct 4, 2001, 11:21:17 PM10/4/01
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On Fri, 05 Oct 2001 03:06:28 GMT, Nick Bensema wrote:
>klingon: 262,000
>klingot: 81

tlingit: 23,900

Poot Rootbeer

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Oct 4, 2001, 11:28:33 PM10/4/01
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Glenn Knickerbocker <No...@bestweb.net> wrote:

dangdut: 6,660

Glenn Knickerbocker

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Oct 4, 2001, 11:32:51 PM10/4/01
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On Thu, 4 Oct 2001 20:18:18 -0700, Louis Nick III wrote:
>Read The Fabulous Manual 46
>Read The Effective Manual 2

Read The Funny Manual 85
Read The Funky Manual 8

"Let's go and worship all the things that COULD be true."
ŹR http://www.bestweb.net/~notr/cosmic \\ --Wayne Delia

David Bromage

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Oct 4, 2001, 11:55:12 PM10/4/01
to Glenn Knickerbocker
Glenn Knickerbocker wrote:
>
> On Thu, 4 Oct 2001 20:18:18 -0700, Louis Nick III wrote:
> >Read The Fabulous Manual 46
> >Read The Effective Manual 2
>
> Read The Funny Manual 85
> Read The Funky Manual 8

Read The Froody Manual 37

Cheers
David

Xcott Craver

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Oct 5, 2001, 1:35:26 AM10/5/01
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Louis Nick III <sun...@seanet.com> wrote:
>
>Read The Fershlugginer Manual 109

YOU ARE MAKING THIS UP.

-Xcott

[YOU WERE MAKING THAT UP.]

Stephenls

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Oct 5, 2001, 1:51:30 AM10/5/01
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David Bromage wrote:

> Read The Froody Manual 37

I should put this into my .sig until it goes to 42 or something.
--
Stephenls
"But I won't."
Geek
I've got better things to do tonight than die.
--Springer, Transformers: The Movie

Xcott Craver

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Oct 5, 2001, 2:10:41 AM10/5/01
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In article <Us9v7.805431$ai2.61...@bin2.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com>,

Nick Bensema <ni...@bermuda.io.com> wrote:
>In google:
>
>klingon: 262,000
>klingot: 81

klingoff: 179


Louis Nick III

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Oct 5, 2001, 10:54:09 AM10/5/01
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In alt.religion.louis-nick, rsholme...@mailbox.syr.edu wrote:

> baron@B_r_a_i_n_H_z.c_o_m (Xcott Craver) writes:
>
> > Louis Nick III <sun...@seanet.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >Read The Fershlugginer Manual 109
> >
> > YOU ARE MAKING THIS UP.
>
> Indeed he is. It should be 110.

Sure, *now* it should be. It's spreading! Embrace it!

Michael Straight

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Oct 5, 2001, 2:58:38 PM10/5/01
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On 4 Oct 2001, Peter Seebach wrote:

> In article <3BBBE34D...@fang.omni.com.au>,
> David Bromage <dbro...@fang.omni.com.au> wrote:
> >Also using google.


>
> Careful! If you experiment too much, you can get banned, and no one who
> responds to email has any idea how the banning works, so there's no way to
> get unbanned.
>
> I know because I needed to know what the least common three-letter acronym
> was.

This is true. I got banned for trying to figure out what the third word
is that ends in -gry. Now I can only use Google at work or at a library
or something (I guess I could try to get another ISP at home, but I can
also get to Google by telneting to this account and using Lynx, so it's
probably not worth it.)

SMTIRCAHIAGEHLT

Michael Straight

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Oct 5, 2001, 3:16:52 PM10/5/01
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On Fri, 5 Oct 2001, Nick Bensema wrote:

> In google:
>
> klingon: 262,000
> klingot: 81

klingone: 3040
klingonen: 10500
klingonene: 4
klingonenen: 3

klingo: 696
klingoo: 2
klingoff: 183
klingom: 70
klingOS: 52
klingov: 6
klingox: 2
klingott: 2
klingob: 1
klingok: 1

The tradition had existed for generations and had survived unchanged
through countless kings, until King Klingo arrived on the scene. Klingo
displayed haughtiness and a brusqueness that offended everyone in the
genial land. As the day of the celebration drew near, people wondered if
Klingo would arbitrarily use his power to disrupt the wine feast. The
people were not mistaken. Just as the elders were about to announce the
newly elected sommelier, Klingo shouted, " The position of sommelier will
be mine. As long as Klingo rules, Klingo will pour the wine."

Michael "King Klingo Klingoff Klingonenen" Straight
FLEOEVDETYHOEUPROEONREWMEILECSOFMOERSGTIRVAENRGEEARDSTVHIESBIITBTLHEEPSRIACYK
Ethical Mirth Gas/"I'm chaste alright."/Magic Hitler Hats/"Hath grace limits?"
"Irate Clam Thighs!"/Chili Hamster Tag/The Gilt Charisma/"I gather this calm."

Joseph Michael Bay

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Oct 5, 2001, 3:40:59 PM10/5/01
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baron@B_r_a_i_n_H_z.c_o_m (Xcott Craver) writes:

> klingoff: 179

Chocolatay! Mister Barf! Tom Parasite!

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