Top Ten Reasons why Scar is a Better Villain than Jafar

[BISSESSAR KEVIN COLIN]

I don't know how many Aladdin/Jafar fans are in this newsgroup,
but I do know there's a lot of Lion King/Scar fans. I hope I will not
be flamed or attacked from the pro-Jafar fans :) (I myself am an Aladdin
fan). I just wanted to have fun with this Top Ten, and it should only
be taken as *fun*. :)

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The Top 10 Reasons why Scar is a Better Villain Than Jafar
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10. "As far as brains go, I've got the lion's share, . . . "

9. He has three great hyenas as his henchmen. Who does Jafar have?
A talkative parrot?!?

8. Scar can motivate his army of hyenas. Jafar has to use a
magical staff in order to get the Sultaan to do his bidding.
(where's the communicational skills?!?)

7. Scar only needs himself to fight Simba. Jafar had to turn into
a powerful wizard, a giant snake, and a genie to battle Aladdin.
(PUL-LEEZE!) :)

6. Scar is not tricked into defeat.

5. Much of Scar's plan works. He's able to kill Mufasa, drive
young Simba out of the Pride Lands, and take over as King of
Pride Rock. Jafar tries three times to get rid of Aladdin
(cave of wonders, drowning in the sea, departure to the Arctic)
but he couldn't. Jafar also "magically" makes himself the
Sultaan. (How convenient).

4. Scar's reign in Pride Rock lasts for at *least* three years.
Jafar's reign in Agrabah . . . ? Three *hours*, at most?!?
(and I'm being *generous* in my estimate :) ).

3. Scar's able to kill his brother, manipulate his nephew, and
slap his sister-in-law around. Scar's villainous self allows
him to step over family members. This makes Jafar's treatment
of Jasmine and the former Sultaan look kind and merciful
(Jasmine as a slave-girl and the former Sultaan as a puppet).
This is for sissy villains. :)

2. One song: Be Prepared!

And the #1 reason why Scar is a better villain than Jafar, . . .

Jeremy Irons: MTV Movie Award nominee for Best Villain!!!

Hoped you had as much fun reading this as I did in preparing it! :)

Kevin Bissessar
FDCMuck Akela

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