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Ivan2003

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Mar 22, 2003, 11:58:43 PM3/22/03
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Looks like our little jerry has been a very bad boy. Check it out at
http://tinyurl.com/7zfq

Les

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Mar 23, 2003, 12:58:47 AM3/23/03
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"Ivan2003" <baske...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Looks like our little jerry has been a very bad boy. Check it out at
> http://tinyurl.com/7zfq
>

Idiot, try clicking on the link provided...

http://www.oscn.net/applications/ocisweb/getpartyrecord.asp?partynamesid=643
7398

This is not the same Jerry Morgan that posts to these newsgroups. The
physical description is proof to anyone that has met Jerry.


Uncle Jerry

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Mar 23, 2003, 8:28:59 AM3/23/03
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On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 05:58:47 GMT, "Les" <okt...@cox.net> wrote:

>
>"Ivan2003" <baske...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:3E7D3F5E...@hotmail.com...
>> Looks like our little jerry has been a very bad boy. Check it out at
>> http://tinyurl.com/7zfq
>>
>
>Idiot, try clicking on the link provided...
>
>http://www.oscn.net/applications/ocisweb/getpartyrecord.asp?partynamesid=643
>7398
>

Ivan can't handle posting URLs, so he has to have someone help him.

>This is not the same Jerry Morgan that posts to these newsgroups. The
>physical description is proof to anyone that has met Jerry.
>

Yeah, I'm a taller than what's listed in the description.

Ivan2003

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Mar 23, 2003, 11:35:19 AM3/23/03
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Les wrote:

Oh yeah and pigs fly <grin> written like a true netthug(tm)
Ivan
===


Ivan2003

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Mar 23, 2003, 1:06:42 PM3/23/03
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"Bŕidh Stidean" wrote:

> On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 16:35:19 GMT, Ivan2003 <baske...@hotmail.com>
> scribbled on the wall of the Keating Kabin:

> Well, for starters, the Jerry Morgan listed in the URL you posted
> was born in 1958. The Jerry Morgan that posts here is a Vietnam
> Veteran. So, did he manage to get into the Army and be shipped off to
> Southeast Asia when he was 10?

How do I know the jerry morgan posting here is a Nam. area Vet? Who really knows
for sure anything about the posters in this or any usenet..Thats why no one really
puts much faith in what is written in them.
Ivan
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Uncle Jerry

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Mar 23, 2003, 1:30:38 PM3/23/03
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On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 11:53:46 -0600, Bàidh Stidean
<shill@usguv'mint.com> wrote:

<snip>

> Well, for starters, the Jerry Morgan listed in the URL you posted
>was born in 1958. The Jerry Morgan that posts here is a Vietnam
>Veteran. So, did he manage to get into the Army and be shipped off to
>Southeast Asia when he was 10?

They were drafting young back then. ;-)

What is so comical about Ivan floundering around trying to find
something 'on me' is there are so many Jerry Morgan's.
Some of them have a given name of Jerry while with others it's an
'aka' for their real name.

Jerry Morgan is a very common name, Ivan Hersh on the other hand...

To demonstrate the point:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22jerry+morgan%22

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22ivan+hersh%22&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8


Steve Henderson

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Mar 23, 2003, 1:41:25 PM3/23/03
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"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> What is so comical about Ivan floundering around trying to find
> something 'on me' is there are so many Jerry Morgan's.
> Some of them have a given name of Jerry while with others it's an
> 'aka' for their real name.
>
> Jerry Morgan is a very common name, Ivan Hersh on the other hand...

Same thing with me.

For instance, when I was in Boot Camp, in my series (for those not familiar
with it, a platoon consisted of 80 men, a series contained 4 platoons) there
were -three- with my first and last name.


Les

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Mar 23, 2003, 1:44:40 PM3/23/03
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"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 05:58:47 GMT, "Les" <okt...@cox.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Ivan2003" <baske...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:3E7D3F5E...@hotmail.com...
> >> Looks like our little jerry has been a very bad boy. Check it out at
> >> http://tinyurl.com/7zfq
> >>
> >
> >Idiot, try clicking on the link provided...
> >
>
>http://www.oscn.net/applications/ocisweb/getpartyrecord.asp?partynamesid=64
3
> >7398
> >
>
> Ivan can't handle posting URLs, so he has to have someone help him.

It'd be nice if he had any clue what he was posting...

> >This is not the same Jerry Morgan that posts to these newsgroups. The
> >physical description is proof to anyone that has met Jerry.
> >
>
> Yeah, I'm a taller than what's listed in the description.

Heh, yeah, that too.


Les

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Mar 23, 2003, 1:45:42 PM3/23/03
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"Ivan2003" <baske...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I've met Jerry. I know without a doubt that it's a different Jerry Morgan.
You're grasping for straws and coming up empty handed.


Uncle Jerry

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Mar 23, 2003, 1:53:34 PM3/23/03
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On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 18:45:42 GMT, "Les" <okt...@cox.net> wrote:

<snip>

>I've met Jerry. I know without a doubt that it's a different Jerry Morgan.
>You're grasping for straws and coming up empty handed.
>

When has Ivan *not* grasped at straws and come up empty handed?
It's just part of his nature, it seems.

Ivan2003

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Mar 23, 2003, 1:54:11 PM3/23/03
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Steve Henderson wrote:

Hey no hero story..Everyone becomes a combat Vet. in times of war..Having little
netthug Kris the cricpycritterchickenshit(tm) tell us how great a Nam. Vet jerry
is makes me want to puke..Give everyone a break and shutup. <smile>
Ivan
===

Uncle Jerry

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Mar 23, 2003, 1:55:29 PM3/23/03
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Having met me, at Fred's Great Bug Out(tm), I'm sure that you will
agree that I have a lot more hair and am taller than the fellow
pictured here:

http://docapp8.doc.state.ok.us/servlet/page?_pageid=394&_dad=portal30&_schema=PORTAL30&doc_num=226496&offender_book_id=245766


Les

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:01:09 PM3/23/03
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"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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A lot like his sex life, I'd imagine.


Ivan2003

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:01:16 PM3/23/03
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Les wrote:

> "Ivan2003" <baske...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:3E7DE2A6...@hotmail.com...
> >
> >
> > Les wrote:
> >
> > > "Ivan2003" <baske...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3E7D3F5E...@hotmail.com...
> > > > Looks like our little jerry has been a very bad boy. Check it out at
> > > > http://tinyurl.com/7zfq
> > > >
> > >
> > > Idiot, try clicking on the link provided...
> > >
> > >
> http://www.oscn.net/applications/ocisweb/getpartyrecord.asp?partynamesid=643
> > > 7398
> > >
> > > This is not the same Jerry Morgan that posts to these newsgroups. The
> > > physical description is proof to anyone that has met Jerry.
> >
> > Oh yeah and pigs fly <grin> written like a true netthug(tm)
> > Ivan
>
> I've met Jerry. I know without a doubt that it's a different Jerry Morgan.
> You're grasping for straws and coming up empty handed.

Well how about that you have met jerry morgan wow!!..And you say he is another
jerry morgan "nice timing"...Every netthug(tm) knows it's another jerry morgan
"how nice"..Who would ever care about who you know or what you know..If you know
anything..Like you know so much about "Welding" Ha Ha Ha.. I did not miss that
stupid spurtting about the carbon content..Oh WoW!!! go take a cold shower and
sober up <grin> You are a "DIMBULB"
Ivan
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Uncle Jerry

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:02:23 PM3/23/03
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I suspect that our Ol' Ivan Fish(tm) wishes that 'fate' didn't deal
him a blow at birth - giving him such a unique name.

Well that and failing to give him either a memory or brains for that
matter.

Evidently, both failures contribute to his inability to post under any
identity that is actually his. Of course judging from *what* he
posts, it is understandable that he probably wouldn't wish to be
identified with it.

Isn't there some rule or law about impersonating others?

Uncle Jerry

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:04:13 PM3/23/03
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On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 19:01:09 GMT, "Les" <okt...@cox.net> wrote:

>
>"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:b5kvra$hud$0...@pita.alt.net...

<snip>

>> When has Ivan *not* grasped at straws and come up empty handed?
>> It's just part of his nature, it seems.
>
>A lot like his sex life, I'd imagine.
>

Do you mean???
Could it be that we are dealing with a "Dickless Ivan"?

Hmmm.
That would go a long way toward explaining his cranky nature...

Ivan2003

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:03:49 PM3/23/03
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Uncle Jerry wrote:

Did I not see you on TV last night marching hand in hand with your brown
brothers? Or were they brownshirt brothers? <smile>
Ivan
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Steve Henderson

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:05:12 PM3/23/03
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"Ivan2003" <golfon...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> > > What is so comical about Ivan floundering around trying to find
> > > something 'on me' is there are so many Jerry Morgan's.
> > > Some of them have a given name of Jerry while with others it's an
> > > 'aka' for their real name.
> > >
> > > Jerry Morgan is a very common name, Ivan Hersh on the other hand...
> >
> > Same thing with me.
> >
> > For instance, when I was in Boot Camp, in my series (for those not
familiar
> > with it, a platoon consisted of 80 men, a series contained 4 platoons)
there
> > were -three- with my first and last name.
>
> Hey no hero story..Everyone becomes a combat Vet. in times of war..Having
little
> netthug Kris the cricpycritterchickenshit(tm) tell us how great a Nam. Vet
jerry
> is makes me want to puke..Give everyone a break and shutup. <smile>

What hero story, lackwit?

I've made no claims to -anything- beyond having served.


Ivan2003

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:06:39 PM3/23/03
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Les wrote:

A sex life you wish you had..Now go back to your boyfriends. you dimbulb
Ha Ha Ha
Ivan
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Steve Henderson

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:07:58 PM3/23/03
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"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Having met me, at Fred's Great Bug Out(tm), I'm sure that you will
> agree that I have a lot more hair and am taller than the fellow
> pictured here:
>
>
http://docapp8.doc.state.ok.us/servlet/page?_pageid=394&_dad=portal30&_schem
a=PORTAL30&doc_num=226496&offender_book_id=245766

I don't remember you having been exposed to quite that much sun, either.


Steve Henderson

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:09:08 PM3/23/03
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"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> >> Jerry Morgan is a very common name, Ivan Hersh on the other hand...
> >
> >Same thing with me.
> >
> >For instance, when I was in Boot Camp, in my series (for those not
familiar
> >with it, a platoon consisted of 80 men, a series contained 4 platoons)
there
> >were -three- with my first and last name.
> >
>
> I suspect that our Ol' Ivan Fish(tm) wishes that 'fate' didn't deal
> him a blow at birth - giving him such a unique name.
>
> Well that and failing to give him either a memory or brains for that
> matter.
>
> Evidently, both failures contribute to his inability to post under any
> identity that is actually his. Of course judging from *what* he
> posts, it is understandable that he probably wouldn't wish to be
> identified with it.
>
> Isn't there some rule or law about impersonating others?

Probably. However, Ivan's problem is that he's attempting to impersonate a
human.

Les

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:09:16 PM3/23/03
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"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Kinda hard to judge the height from the picture... Wait, they list him as 5'
8" tall. You're about the same height as me, 6' 1", am I correct?

Les
Quote of the day: Steve Martin, in The Jerk

"I was born a poor black child."


Steve Henderson

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:10:41 PM3/23/03
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"Ivan2003" <golfon...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"Boyfriends" would imply sex life, wouldn't it?

You are so impossibly, even improbably, stupid that it is difficult to
believe.


Uncle Jerry

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:10:50 PM3/23/03
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What can I say, I tan quickly.
And deeply...

Les

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:11:50 PM3/23/03
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"Ivan2003" <golfon...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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You might not have missed the comments. Care to explain why C.E. is
important? While you're at it, want to explain to everyone what a CWI is?


Les

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:13:04 PM3/23/03
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"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Only explination I can think of.


Uncle Jerry

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:16:43 PM3/23/03
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On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 19:09:16 GMT, "Les" <okt...@cox.net> wrote:

>
>"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

>news:b5kvut$hud$1...@pita.alt.net...

<snip>

>> Having met me, at Fred's Great Bug Out(tm), I'm sure that you will
>> agree that I have a lot more hair and am taller than the fellow
>> pictured here:
>>
>>
>http://docapp8.doc.state.ok.us/servlet/page?_pageid=394&_dad=portal30&_schem
>a=PORTAL30&doc_num=226496&offender_book_id=245766
>
>Kinda hard to judge the height from the picture... Wait, they list him as 5'
>8" tall. You're about the same height as me, 6' 1", am I correct?
>
>Les

Yeah, I'm taller than 5' 8", but IIRC, you are taller than I am.
Of course we were all taller than Fred.

>Quote of the day: Steve Martin, in The Jerk
>
>"I was born a poor black child."
>

And let me tell ya' it isn't easy growing up a poor black child in
Tulsa, Oklahoma either.

This one is so damned funny that I'm going to set up yet another "Ivan
Page" at Bubbaworld to deal with "Ivan's Outing of Jerry"(tm).
Something tells me I better contract for more bandwidth before I do.

Uncle Jerry

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:17:56 PM3/23/03
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On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 19:09:08 GMT, "Steve Henderson"
<etaoin...@cox.net> wrote:

>
>"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:b5l0bs$jpj$0...@pita.alt.net...
>

<snip>

>> Isn't there some rule or law about impersonating others?
>
>Probably. However, Ivan's problem is that he's attempting to impersonate a
>human.
>

Sounds like one of those 'crime against humanity' deals to me.

Les

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:20:51 PM3/23/03
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"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:b5l16q$jpj$4...@pita.alt.net...

> On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 19:09:16 GMT, "Les" <okt...@cox.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:b5kvut$hud$1...@pita.alt.net...
>
> <snip>
>
> >> Having met me, at Fred's Great Bug Out(tm), I'm sure that you will
> >> agree that I have a lot more hair and am taller than the fellow
> >> pictured here:
> >>
> >>
>
>http://docapp8.doc.state.ok.us/servlet/page?_pageid=394&_dad=portal30&_sche
m
> >a=PORTAL30&doc_num=226496&offender_book_id=245766
> >
> >Kinda hard to judge the height from the picture... Wait, they list him as
5'
> >8" tall. You're about the same height as me, 6' 1", am I correct?
> >
> >Les
>
> Yeah, I'm taller than 5' 8", but IIRC, you are taller than I am.
> Of course we were all taller than Fred.

It's been awhile...

> >Quote of the day: Steve Martin, in The Jerk
> >
> >"I was born a poor black child."
> >
>
> And let me tell ya' it isn't easy growing up a poor black child in
> Tulsa, Oklahoma either.

You've come a long way since then Jerry.

> This one is so damned funny that I'm going to set up yet another "Ivan
> Page" at Bubbaworld to deal with "Ivan's Outing of Jerry"(tm).
> Something tells me I better contract for more bandwidth before I do.

He just keeps pouring fuel on the fire... One of these days he'll realize
that he's the only one roasting his own weiner.


Steve Henderson

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Mar 23, 2003, 2:29:40 PM3/23/03
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"Les" <okt...@cox.net> wrote in message
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> He just keeps pouring fuel on the fire... One of these days he'll realize
> that he's the only one roasting his own weiner.

He can't be. I thought it had already been determined that he didn't have
one.

Les

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Mar 23, 2003, 3:07:11 PM3/23/03
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"Steve Henderson" <etaoin...@cox.net> wrote in message
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Another unsuccessful attempt by Ivan.


victoria

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Mar 23, 2003, 3:58:05 PM3/23/03
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Well,if Brad Pit can do it...


On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 11:53:46 -0600, Bàidh Stidean
<shill@usguv'mint.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 16:35:19 GMT, Ivan2003 <baske...@hotmail.com>
>scribbled on the wall of the Keating Kabin:


>
>>
>>
>>Les wrote:
>>
>>> "Ivan2003" <baske...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:3E7D3F5E...@hotmail.com...
>>> > Looks like our little jerry has been a very bad boy. Check it out at
>>> > http://tinyurl.com/7zfq
>>> >
>>>
>>> Idiot, try clicking on the link provided...
>>>
>>> http://www.oscn.net/applications/ocisweb/getpartyrecord.asp?partynamesid=643
>>> 7398
>>>
>>> This is not the same Jerry Morgan that posts to these newsgroups. The
>>> physical description is proof to anyone that has met Jerry.
>>
>>Oh yeah and pigs fly <grin> written like a true netthug(tm)
>

> Well, for starters, the Jerry Morgan listed in the URL you posted
>was born in 1958. The Jerry Morgan that posts here is a Vietnam
>Veteran. So, did he manage to get into the Army and be shipped off to
>Southeast Asia when he was 10?

CARE TAKE!!!
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Like all you hypocrites do..."

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victoria

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Mar 23, 2003, 4:01:17 PM3/23/03
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I am not lowlife scum enough to post lies 'just because' this is the
internet.If you have run across that then Ivan that is YOUR personal
problem,not ours. It is fact that only those the lie repeatedly
suspect everyone else of lying. anyone with enough intelligence and
time can pull up any bit of info about myself and my family they wish
to-on the internet- and if one is in such doubt they only need ask me
to verify them.Just because you are a pathetic,lying loser Ivan does
not mean the world is.

On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 18:06:42 GMT, Ivan2003 <golfon...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>
>
>"Bŕidh Stidean" wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 16:35:19 GMT, Ivan2003 <baske...@hotmail.com>
>> scribbled on the wall of the Keating Kabin:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >Les wrote:
>> >
>> >> "Ivan2003" <baske...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:3E7D3F5E...@hotmail.com...
>> >> > Looks like our little jerry has been a very bad boy. Check it out at
>> >> > http://tinyurl.com/7zfq
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Idiot, try clicking on the link provided...
>> >>
>> >> http://www.oscn.net/applications/ocisweb/getpartyrecord.asp?partynamesid=643
>> >> 7398
>> >>
>> >> This is not the same Jerry Morgan that posts to these newsgroups. The
>> >> physical description is proof to anyone that has met Jerry.
>> >
>> >Oh yeah and pigs fly <grin> written like a true netthug(tm)
>>
>> Well, for starters, the Jerry Morgan listed in the URL you posted
>> was born in 1958. The Jerry Morgan that posts here is a Vietnam
>> Veteran. So, did he manage to get into the Army and be shipped off to
>> Southeast Asia when he was 10?
>

>How do I know the jerry morgan posting here is a Nam. area Vet? Who really knows
>for sure anything about the posters in this or any usenet..Thats why no one really
>puts much faith in what is written in them.
>Ivan
>===

victoria

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Mar 23, 2003, 4:02:48 PM3/23/03
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Indeed he does.Only the very gullible are unable to discern fact
from fiction. and if the internet fools him that much then he is
likely just as gullible away from the internet.

On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 13:44:38 -0600, Bàidh Stidean
<shill@usguv'mint.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 18:06:42 GMT, Ivan2003 <golfon...@hotmail.com>

>scribbled on the wall of the Keating Kabin:
>
>>
>>
>>"Bàidh Stidean" wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 16:35:19 GMT, Ivan2003 <baske...@hotmail.com>
>>> scribbled on the wall of the Keating Kabin:
>>>
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Les wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> "Ivan2003" <baske...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> >> news:3E7D3F5E...@hotmail.com...
>>> >> > Looks like our little jerry has been a very bad boy. Check it out at
>>> >> > http://tinyurl.com/7zfq
>>> >> >
>>> >>
>>> >> Idiot, try clicking on the link provided...
>>> >>
>>> >> http://www.oscn.net/applications/ocisweb/getpartyrecord.asp?partynamesid=643
>>> >> 7398
>>> >>
>>> >> This is not the same Jerry Morgan that posts to these newsgroups. The
>>> >> physical description is proof to anyone that has met Jerry.
>>> >
>>> >Oh yeah and pigs fly <grin> written like a true netthug(tm)
>>>
>>> Well, for starters, the Jerry Morgan listed in the URL you posted
>>> was born in 1958. The Jerry Morgan that posts here is a Vietnam
>>> Veteran. So, did he manage to get into the Army and be shipped off to
>>> Southeast Asia when he was 10?
>>
>>How do I know the jerry morgan posting here is a Nam. area Vet? Who really knows
>>for sure anything about the posters in this or any usenet..Thats why no one really
>>puts much faith in what is written in them.
>

>You apparently do.

victoria

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Mar 23, 2003, 4:04:28 PM3/23/03
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My pseudonym is common however my birth name is very,very
uncommon,to the point of anyone with my last name IS a relative.

On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 18:41:25 GMT, "Steve Henderson"

<etaoin...@cox.net> wrote:

>
>"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

>news:b5kug7$g7a$0...@pita.alt.net...


>
>> What is so comical about Ivan floundering around trying to find
>> something 'on me' is there are so many Jerry Morgan's.
>> Some of them have a given name of Jerry while with others it's an
>> 'aka' for their real name.
>>

>> Jerry Morgan is a very common name, Ivan Hersh on the other hand...
>
>Same thing with me.
>
>For instance, when I was in Boot Camp, in my series (for those not familiar
>with it, a platoon consisted of 80 men, a series contained 4 platoons) there
>were -three- with my first and last name.
>
>
>

CARE TAKE!!!

victoria

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Well,we have already determined he has no balls.He never holds up on
anything he claims he can do or knows.


\n Sun, 23 Mar 2003 13:04:13 -0600, Uncle Jerry
<bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote:

CARE TAKE!!!

victoria

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Mar 23, 2003, 4:14:45 PM3/23/03
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Been listening to Kelly Osbourne eh? 17 year old girl...that would be
about right up your alley.


On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 18:54:11 GMT, Ivan2003 <golfon...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>
>
>Steve Henderson wrote:
>
>> "Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

>> news:b5kug7$g7a$0...@pita.alt.net...
>>
>> > What is so comical about Ivan floundering around trying to find
>> > something 'on me' is there are so many Jerry Morgan's.
>> > Some of them have a given name of Jerry while with others it's an
>> > 'aka' for their real name.
>> >
>> > Jerry Morgan is a very common name, Ivan Hersh on the other hand...
>>
>> Same thing with me.
>>
>> For instance, when I was in Boot Camp, in my series (for those not familiar
>> with it, a platoon consisted of 80 men, a series contained 4 platoons) there
>> were -three- with my first and last name.
>

>Hey no hero story..Everyone becomes a combat Vet. in times of war..Having little
>netthug Kris the cricpycritterchickenshit(tm) tell us how great a Nam. Vet jerry
>is makes me want to puke..Give everyone a break and shutup. <smile>

>Ivan
>===

victoria

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Mar 23, 2003, 4:30:57 PM3/23/03
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Yep,true,true...forgot about that.LOL!


On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 15:14:35 -0600, Bàidh Stidean
<shill@usguv'mint.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 21:14:45 GMT, victoria
><catlashpr...@hotmail.com> scribbled on the wall of the Keating
>Kabin:
>
>>


>>Been listening to Kelly Osbourne eh? 17 year old girl...that would be
>>about right up your alley.
>

>She's legal in most states, too old for Ivan...

Ivan2003

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victoria wrote:

> Well,we have already determined he has no balls.He never holds up on
> anything he claims he can do or knows.
>

> You have balls? <grin>

Ivan
===

Ivan2003

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"Bŕidh Stidean" wrote:

> On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 21:50:19 GMT, Ivan2003 <birdw...@hotmail.com>


> scribbled on the wall of the Keating Kabin:
>
> >
> >

> What an utterly idiotic response...

I feel it fit the pig pretty well. <smile>
Ivan
===

victoria

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Mar 23, 2003, 5:51:03 PM3/23/03
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I thought so too,henceforth why I did not waste time replying to him.

On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 15:57:24 -0600, Bàidh Stidean
<shill@usguv'mint.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 21:50:19 GMT, Ivan2003 <birdw...@hotmail.com>
>scribbled on the wall of the Keating Kabin:
>
>>
>>

>What an utterly idiotic response...

CARE TAKE!!!

Steve Henderson

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Mar 23, 2003, 5:53:31 PM3/23/03
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"Ivan2003" <birdw...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3E7E2C7A...@hotmail.com...

She's female, I'm quite sure she can find a pair practically any time she
wants them.


victoria

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Mar 23, 2003, 5:54:21 PM3/23/03
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I am human Ivan.It is YOUR genetics that are questionable. You are
only continuing to prove your utter stupidity.You claim to know so
much-you lie because if you did you would answer my demand of stating
here on this newsgroup who your idiotic pea brain thinks I am since
you have told me you know. If you really know then you would not fear
telling me.
Oh and by the way females do not literally have balls Ivan BUT I
bet on the figerative level I have a hell of a lot more than your
weak,pathetic self.

On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 22:19:13 GMT, Ivan2003 <birdw...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

CARE TAKE!!!

Uncle Jerry

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On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 19:20:51 GMT, "Les" <okt...@cox.net> wrote:

>
>"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:b5l16q$jpj$4...@pita.alt.net...
>> On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 19:09:16 GMT, "Les" <okt...@cox.net> wrote:

<snip>

>> Yeah, I'm taller than 5' 8", but IIRC, you are taller than I am.
>> Of course we were all taller than Fred.
>
>It's been awhile...
>

I'll say.
Fred's now a resident of China, rather than This Here Trailer
Park(tm).

>> >Quote of the day: Steve Martin, in The Jerk
>> >
>> >"I was born a poor black child."
>> >
>>
>> And let me tell ya' it isn't easy growing up a poor black child in
>> Tulsa, Oklahoma either.
>
>You've come a long way since then Jerry.
>

I had to.
It was either get with it or turn out like Ivan.
That thought was enough to get me moving.

>> This one is so damned funny that I'm going to set up yet another "Ivan
>> Page" at Bubbaworld to deal with "Ivan's Outing of Jerry"(tm).
>> Something tells me I better contract for more bandwidth before I do.
>
>He just keeps pouring fuel on the fire... One of these days he'll realize
>that he's the only one roasting his own weiner.
>

He never learns, it seems.
Everything about him on Bubbaworld came directly from his own
keyboard, in one fashion or another.

And yeah, I'll just keep bitch slapping him from here to tomorrow and
back to yesterday, as long as he wants to 'play'.

Which according to an e-mail I received from a very pissed off Hotmail
user, may not be that long.

victoria

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Mar 23, 2003, 6:02:44 PM3/23/03
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Lmao!!!

CARE TAKE!!!

Uncle Jerry

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Mar 23, 2003, 6:04:37 PM3/23/03
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On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 13:48:31 -0600, Bàidh Stidean
<shill@usguv'mint.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 12:30:38 -0600, Uncle Jerry
><bubba...@hotmail.com> scribbled on the wall of the Keating Kabin:
>

<snip>

>>Jerry Morgan is a very common name, Ivan Hersh on the other hand...
>>

>>To demonstrate the point:
>>
>>http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22jerry+morgan%22
>>
>>http://www.google.com/search?q=%22ivan+hersh%22&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
>
> Did you check that 'pcusers" link? That wouldn't be Ivan's number,
>would it?

I have no idea.
If it is I wonder if he gets calls from 918-584-9818.

Uncle Jerry

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Mar 23, 2003, 6:06:44 PM3/23/03
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On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 21:11:58 GMT, victoria
<catlashpr...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Well,we have already determined he has no balls.He never holds up on
>anything he claims he can do or knows.

You do have a point.
Who knows, maybe he is missing both.
I suppose at his age things do fall off from time to time.

Les

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Mar 23, 2003, 9:25:14 PM3/23/03
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"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:b5led3$s6t$0...@pita.alt.net...

> On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 19:20:51 GMT, "Les" <okt...@cox.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:b5l16q$jpj$4...@pita.alt.net...
> >> On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 19:09:16 GMT, "Les" <okt...@cox.net> wrote:
> <snip>
>
> >> Yeah, I'm taller than 5' 8", but IIRC, you are taller than I am.
> >> Of course we were all taller than Fred.
> >
> >It's been awhile...
> >
>
> I'll say.
> Fred's now a resident of China, rather than This Here Trailer
> Park(tm).

I wonder if he'll drop in once he's settled?

> >> >Quote of the day: Steve Martin, in The Jerk
> >> >
> >> >"I was born a poor black child."
> >> >
> >>
> >> And let me tell ya' it isn't easy growing up a poor black child in
> >> Tulsa, Oklahoma either.
> >
> >You've come a long way since then Jerry.
> >
>
> I had to.
> It was either get with it or turn out like Ivan.
> That thought was enough to get me moving.

It'd work for anyone with any sense.

> >> This one is so damned funny that I'm going to set up yet another "Ivan
> >> Page" at Bubbaworld to deal with "Ivan's Outing of Jerry"(tm).
> >> Something tells me I better contract for more bandwidth before I do.
> >
> >He just keeps pouring fuel on the fire... One of these days he'll realize
> >that he's the only one roasting his own weiner.
> >
>
> He never learns, it seems.
> Everything about him on Bubbaworld came directly from his own
> keyboard, in one fashion or another.

Yeah, & you've got the proof there to show it.

> And yeah, I'll just keep bitch slapping him from here to tomorrow and
> back to yesterday, as long as he wants to 'play'.
>
> Which according to an e-mail I received from a very pissed off Hotmail
> user, may not be that long.

Sounds interesting... Shall I watch for more updates on Bubbaworld?

Uncle Jerry

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Mar 23, 2003, 11:34:00 PM3/23/03
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On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 19:10:30 -0600, Bàidh Stidean
<shill@usguv'mint.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 17:01:51 -0600, Uncle Jerry


><bubba...@hotmail.com> scribbled on the wall of the Keating Kabin:
>

<SNIP>

>>And yeah, I'll just keep bitch slapping him from here to tomorrow and
>>back to yesterday, as long as he wants to 'play'.
>>
>>Which according to an e-mail I received from a very pissed off Hotmail
>>user, may not be that long.
>

> Gee, you mean Ivan didn't really own all those Hotmail addresses he
>puts in his posts? Nah, deception like that is totally out of
>charachter for Ivan...

Evidently Ivan didn't own at least one of them.
And the guy that does is really pissed off.

It seems he'd never posted the e-mail address in usenet, a web page, a
chat room or anywhere and he'd never received spam at that address.

Suddenly the spam started flowing and he started 'Googling' for his
own e-mail addy, ran across this group and our discussion of Ivan.
Evidently that's where he picked up the reference to the "Ivan
Page"(tm) at Bubbaworld and from there it was a simple matter of
tracking down "who did what".

He e-mailed the Bubbaworld webmaster account and we conversed via
e-mail. Last I heard he was talking on the phone directly to a sys
admin at Prodigy. I don't know how it turned out.

My guess is that's one Hotmail address Ivan probably shouldn't use
again...

Uncle Jerry

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Mar 23, 2003, 11:40:26 PM3/23/03
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On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 02:25:14 GMT, "Les" <okt...@cox.net> wrote:

>
>"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

>news:b5led3$s6t$0...@pita.alt.net...

<snip>

>> Fred's now a resident of China, rather than This Here Trailer
>> Park(tm).
>
>I wonder if he'll drop in once he's settled?
>

I visited with him a few days before he was scheduled to leave and he
promised that he would try, as soon as he could. He'd been told that
there was no problem accessing Yahoo for e-mail, although he wasn't
aware of any usenet access provisions or restrictions.

<snip>

>> He never learns, it seems.
>> Everything about him on Bubbaworld came directly from his own
>> keyboard, in one fashion or another.
>
>Yeah, & you've got the proof there to show it.
>

Ivan has met the enemy and it is him.
He just doesn't have the smarts to realize it.

>> And yeah, I'll just keep bitch slapping him from here to tomorrow and
>> back to yesterday, as long as he wants to 'play'.
>>
>> Which according to an e-mail I received from a very pissed off Hotmail
>> user, may not be that long.
>
>Sounds interesting... Shall I watch for more updates on Bubbaworld?
>

If/when I hear anything from the Hotmail user I'll do something,
either a post here or if it's newsworthy a page on Bubbaworld.
We've conversed via e-mail a couple of times but I haven't heard
anything more from him since this afternoon when he was on the phone
with Prodigy.

Les

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Mar 23, 2003, 11:55:19 PM3/23/03
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"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:b5m286$g9r$0...@pita.alt.net...

> On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 02:25:14 GMT, "Les" <okt...@cox.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:b5led3$s6t$0...@pita.alt.net...
>
> <snip>
>
> >> Fred's now a resident of China, rather than This Here Trailer
> >> Park(tm).
> >
> >I wonder if he'll drop in once he's settled?
> >
>
> I visited with him a few days before he was scheduled to leave and he
> promised that he would try, as soon as he could. He'd been told that
> there was no problem accessing Yahoo for e-mail, although he wasn't
> aware of any usenet access provisions or restrictions.

There is a free Usenet server in Germany. It takes a little time to get
signed up, but works better than using Google. I'm not sure if they're
feeding ok.general yet, they weren't when I tried 'em.

> <snip>
>
> >> He never learns, it seems.
> >> Everything about him on Bubbaworld came directly from his own
> >> keyboard, in one fashion or another.
> >
> >Yeah, & you've got the proof there to show it.
> >
>
> Ivan has met the enemy and it is him.
> He just doesn't have the smarts to realize it.

Not likely that he ever will, IMO.

> >> And yeah, I'll just keep bitch slapping him from here to tomorrow and
> >> back to yesterday, as long as he wants to 'play'.
> >>
> >> Which according to an e-mail I received from a very pissed off Hotmail
> >> user, may not be that long.
> >
> >Sounds interesting... Shall I watch for more updates on Bubbaworld?
> >
>
> If/when I hear anything from the Hotmail user I'll do something,
> either a post here or if it's newsworthy a page on Bubbaworld.
> We've conversed via e-mail a couple of times but I haven't heard
> anything more from him since this afternoon when he was on the phone
> with Prodigy.

Cool... Who knows, this might be helpful to others that he's caused problems
for.


Uncle Jerry

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Mar 24, 2003, 10:00:01 AM3/24/03
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On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 08:27:10 -0600, Bàidh Stidean
<shill@usguv'mint.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 22:34:00 -0600, Uncle Jerry


><bubba...@hotmail.com> scribbled on the wall of the Keating Kabin:
>

<snip>

>>My guess is that's one Hotmail address Ivan probably shouldn't use
>>again...
>

> What's amazing is that he'd do something that idiotic when it's so
>easy to create legit Hotmail accounts. Well, I guess it's not amazing
>that he'd do this, given all his previous moronic behavior.

Ivan shares a lot more with idiotic than the letter "i".

Ever since he started posting as iv...@yahoo.com and worked his way
through dozens of forged e-mail address I've been wondering when
someone was going to attempt to nail his ass to the wall.

It would be bad enough to 'spam' under a forged e-mail address but
posting some of the shit that Ivan posts to usenet and under the
e-mail address of another is worse, much worse.

Of course, Ivan being the way Ivan is, it evidently doesn't matter to
him that he causes problems from others as he goes along his merry way
using whatever e-mail address strikes his fancy at the moment. Never
mind that he could obtain legit addresses by the dozens or hundreds if
he so wished. I guess he's just too lazy to go about things the right
way.

In any case, I'm merely a spectator on this, Ivan's Latest Fiasco(tm).
Who knows, he may dodge the bullet and survive a TOS violation.
Personally I don't care one way or the other, unless of course he
started forging posts under one my e-mail address and/or one of the
domains I control, in which case I'd be all over him like flies on
shit.

Uncle Jerry

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Mar 24, 2003, 10:26:33 AM3/24/03
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On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 08:31:45 -0600, Bàidh Stidean
<shill@usguv'mint.com> wrote:

<snip>

> It will be. Generally, individual complaints about a user may
>warrant a warnlock, but multiple complaints will bring about a
>termination. That's how Ellen managed to be permanently banned by
>AOL, which is damn hard to do. A warnlock is just a temporary lock
>they use to get you to call in so they can tell you to behave.

In the current economy I doubt many, if any, ISPs are willing to
terminate a 'paying customer' for anything involving usenet posting.
It's just not that big a deal, especially to the big ISPs.

Uncle Jerry

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On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 04:55:19 GMT, "Les" <okt...@cox.net> wrote:

>
>"Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

>news:b5m286$g9r$0...@pita.alt.net...

<snip>

>> I visited with him a few days before he was scheduled to leave and he
>> promised that he would try, as soon as he could. He'd been told that
>> there was no problem accessing Yahoo for e-mail, although he wasn't
>> aware of any usenet access provisions or restrictions.
>
>There is a free Usenet server in Germany. It takes a little time to get
>signed up, but works better than using Google. I'm not sure if they're
>feeding ok.general yet, they weren't when I tried 'em.
>

Evidently in China the issue is not one of 'finding' an open server,
rather it's a matter of 'reaching' an open server. Net access is
greatly controlled by the Chinese government and the Great Wall of
China(tm) has been replaced with the Great Firewall of China(tm).

<snip>

>> Ivan has met the enemy and it is him.
>> He just doesn't have the smarts to realize it.
>
>Not likely that he ever will, IMO.
>

Agreed.

<snip>

>> If/when I hear anything from the Hotmail user I'll do something,
>> either a post here or if it's newsworthy a page on Bubbaworld.
>> We've conversed via e-mail a couple of times but I haven't heard
>> anything more from him since this afternoon when he was on the phone
>> with Prodigy.
>
>Cool... Who knows, this might be helpful to others that he's caused problems
>for.

Judging from the vast number of legitimate addresses/domains Ivan has
forged over the last few months odds are there's more than one pissed
off person. However, this is the first instance of which I am aware
of anyone tracking him down.

Evidently the guy 'took it personal' and since he's a regular in the
news.admin.net-abuse.* newsgroups he knows how to go after someone
forging his e-mail address to usenet.

Most of "Ivan's victims" probably haven't a clue as to what happened.
Well other than possibly seeing an increased spam load...

Patrick Humphrey

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Mar 24, 2003, 11:05:07 AM3/24/03
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Ivan2003 <baske...@hotmail.com> writes:

>Looks like our little jerry has been a very bad boy. Check it out at
>http://tinyurl.com/7zfq

Looks like the Oklahoma Supreme Court are wise to you, Idiot the Hersh --
oscn.net is down this morning...

--PLH, give Ivan enough rope and he'll hang himself

Patrick Humphrey

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Mar 24, 2003, 11:08:19 AM3/24/03
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Ivan2003 <golfon...@hotmail.com> writes:

>Steve Henderson wrote:

>> "Uncle Jerry" <bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

>> news:b5kug7$g7a$0...@pita.alt.net...

>> > What is so comical about Ivan floundering around trying to find
>> > something 'on me' is there are so many Jerry Morgan's.
>> > Some of them have a given name of Jerry while with others it's an
>> > 'aka' for their real name.

>> > Jerry Morgan is a very common name, Ivan Hersh on the other hand...

>> Same thing with me.

>> For instance, when I was in Boot Camp, in my series (for those not familiar
>> with it, a platoon consisted of 80 men, a series contained 4 platoons) there
>> were -three- with my first and last name.

>Hey no hero story..Everyone becomes a combat Vet. in times of war..Having
>little netthug Kris the cricpycritterchickenshit(tm) tell us how great a
>Nam. Vet jerry is makes me want to puke..Give everyone a break and
>shutup. <smile>

So, how many times did YOU get fragged in Nam? (That would explain your
behavior, and you're the right age to have been there in the late '60s.)

--PLH, too young for Nam, too old for Kuwait

Patrick Humphrey

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Mar 24, 2003, 11:10:32 AM3/24/03
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Ivan2003 <golfon...@hotmail.com> writes:

>Uncle Jerry wrote:

>> On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 18:45:42 GMT, "Les" <okt...@cox.net> wrote:

>> <snip>

>> >I've met Jerry. I know without a doubt that it's a different Jerry Morgan.
>> >You're grasping for straws and coming up empty handed.

>> When has Ivan *not* grasped at straws and come up empty handed?
>> It's just part of his nature, it seems.

>Did I not see you on TV last night marching hand in hand with your brown
>brothers? Or were they brownshirt brothers? <smile>

You mean you spent your time doing something OTHER than taking pictures of
young girls?

--PLH, maybe one day Hersh will attempt to do something respectable

Patrick Humphrey

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Mar 24, 2003, 11:11:55 AM3/24/03
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Ivan2003 <birdw...@hotmail.com> writes:

>"Bŕidh Stidean" wrote:

>> >victoria wrote:

>> >> You have balls? <grin>

Tell that to the legitimate Hotmail user who you tried to impersonate.

--PLH, Ivan obviously composes a lot of his "thoughts" while looking in the
mirror

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 11:30:06 AM3/24/03
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Looks like someone is really working hard this morning <grin> You are such a
worthless dimbulb Ha Ha Ha ..Get back to mopping the outhouse <smile> Play on
your own time nitwit.
Ivan
===

Steve Henderson

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Mar 24, 2003, 11:49:26 AM3/24/03
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"Ivan2003" <blac...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3E7F32F0...@hotmail.com...

> Looks like someone is really working hard this morning <grin> You are such
a
> worthless dimbulb Ha Ha Ha ..Get back to mopping the outhouse <smile> Play
on
> your own time nitwit.

Projection, again, moron?

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 12:05:14 PM3/24/03
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Steve Henderson wrote:

Whats your excuse for playing today dimbulb? Don't you have a job? Ha Ha Ha.
Ivan
===

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 12:12:10 PM3/24/03
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Patrick Humphrey wrote:

Why not hang ya self little stupid dimbulb? <grin> I will send you a rope Ha
Ha Ha Little pattywatty(tm)
Ivan
===

Uncle Jerry

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Mar 24, 2003, 12:40:09 PM3/24/03
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On 24 Mar 2003 10:10:32 -0600, Patrick Humphrey <pat...@io.com>
wrote:

<snip

>You mean you spent your time doing something OTHER than taking pictures of
>young girls?
>

Probably trying to figure out how to get the 'film' out his digital
camera.

>--PLH, maybe one day Hersh will attempt to do something respectable

Not in this life time.

Maybe in the next when he 'comes back' as a doormat.
He should be good at that, as he's had so much practice in this life.

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 12:45:13 PM3/24/03
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Uncle Jerry wrote:

> On 24 Mar 2003 10:10:32 -0600, Patrick Humphrey <pat...@io.com>
> wrote:
>
> <snip
>
> >You mean you spent your time doing something OTHER than taking pictures of
> >young girls?
> >
>
> Probably trying to figure out how to get the 'film' out his digital
> camera.

And jerry needs some real help..I heard he really screwed up the Tulsa Public
Schools when he tried writing a program for them and it caused them many
problems..They fired him and hired a real programer to finish the work.
Ivan
====


>
>

Steve Henderson

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Mar 24, 2003, 12:54:41 PM3/24/03
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"Ivan2003" <blac...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3E7F3B2C...@hotmail.com...

> > > Looks like someone is really working hard this morning <grin> You are
such
> > a
> > > worthless dimbulb Ha Ha Ha ..Get back to mopping the outhouse <smile>
Play
> > on
> > > your own time nitwit.
> >
> > Projection, again, moron?
>
> Whats your excuse for playing today dimbulb? Don't you have a job? Ha Ha
Ha.

I don't work today, dipshit.

What's your excuse?


Steve Henderson

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Mar 24, 2003, 12:55:25 PM3/24/03
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"Ivan2003" <blac...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3E7F3CCC...@hotmail.com...

> > >Looks like our little jerry has been a very bad boy. Check it out at
> > >http://tinyurl.com/7zfq
> >
> > Looks like the Oklahoma Supreme Court are wise to you, Idiot the
Hersh --
> > oscn.net is down this morning...
> >
> > --PLH, give Ivan enough rope and he'll hang himself
>
> Why not hang ya self little stupid dimbulb? <grin> I will send you a rope
Ha

I notice you didn't say "bring".

Too chickenshit?

Steve Henderson

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"Ivan2003" <blac...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> > Probably trying to figure out how to get the 'film' out his digital
> > camera.
>
> And jerry needs some real help..I heard he really screwed up the Tulsa
Public
> Schools when he tried writing a program for them and it caused them many
> problems..They fired him and hired a real programer to finish the work.

Damn, your brain isn't the only thing in your head that's malfunctioning.

But, that's no real surprise.

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 12:59:09 PM3/24/03
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Steve Henderson wrote:

This is my day off..I only work part time.
Ivan
===

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:00:41 PM3/24/03
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Steve Henderson wrote:

Why would I want to waste my time driving up to crapyville? <grin>
Ivan
===


Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:01:24 PM3/24/03
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Steve Henderson wrote:

Are you trying to say something?
Ivan
===

Steve Henderson

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:13:10 PM3/24/03
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"Ivan2003" <blackja...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3E7F47D0...@hotmail.com...

> > > > > Looks like someone is really working hard this morning <grin> You
are
> > such
> > > > a
> > > > > worthless dimbulb Ha Ha Ha ..Get back to mopping the outhouse
<smile>
> > Play
> > > > on
> > > > > your own time nitwit.
> > > >
> > > > Projection, again, moron?
> > >
> > > Whats your excuse for playing today dimbulb? Don't you have a job? Ha
Ha
> > Ha.
> >
> > I don't work today, dipshit.
> >
> > What's your excuse?
>
> This is my day off..I only work part time.

As is typical for janitorial help.

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:14:54 PM3/24/03
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Steve Henderson wrote:

Whats your excuse?
Ivan
===

Steve Henderson

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:18:17 PM3/24/03
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"Ivan2003" <blackja...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3E7F482B...@hotmail.com...

> > > Why not hang ya self little stupid dimbulb? <grin> I will send you a
rope
> > Ha
> >
> > I notice you didn't say "bring".
> >
> > Too chickenshit?
>
> Why would I want to waste my time driving up to crapyville? <grin>

Too chickenshit -and- your car won't make it.

Figures.

Steve Henderson

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:19:49 PM3/24/03
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"Ivan2003" <blackja...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3E7F4856...@hotmail.com...

> > > > Probably trying to figure out how to get the 'film' out his digital
> > > > camera.
> > >
> > > And jerry needs some real help..I heard he really screwed up the Tulsa
> > Public
> > > Schools when he tried writing a program for them and it caused them
many
> > > problems..They fired him and hired a real programer to finish the
work.
> >
> > Damn, your brain isn't the only thing in your head that's
malfunctioning.
> >
> > But, that's no real surprise.
>
> Are you trying to say something?

Apparently, nothing you are capable of understanding.

Steve Henderson

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:23:04 PM3/24/03
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"Ivan2003" <blackja...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3E7F4B80...@hotmail.com...

> > > > I don't work today, dipshit.
> > > >
> > > > What's your excuse?
> > >
> > > This is my day off..I only work part time.
> >
> > As is typical for janitorial help.
>
> Whats your excuse?

I work full time in much the same technical field as Jerry and Kris.

You see, I know something about computers.


Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:25:08 PM3/24/03
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Steve Henderson wrote:

Why don't you make a trip to Tulsa? You can help jerry fix old tube type TVs
Ha Ha Ha thats what he really did before re-inventing himself as the king of
boobooworld(tm) And stuffing white boxs Ha Ha Ha. Yeah he really needs someone
like you. <grin>
Ivan
===

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:28:48 PM3/24/03
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Steve Henderson wrote:

Well seeing as they jerry and kriss don't do very much with "computers"
I sure would like to know just what you do? I think any technical field
you work in would be like blowing dust off the small fans Ha Ha Ha
Ivan
===

Steve Henderson

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:36:13 PM3/24/03
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"Ivan2003" <blackja...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3E7F4EC2...@hotmail.com...

> > I work full time in much the same technical field as Jerry and Kris.
> >
> > You see, I know something about computers.
>
> Well seeing as they jerry and kriss don't do very much with "computers"
> I sure would like to know just what you do? I think any technical field
> you work in would be like blowing dust off the small fans Ha Ha Ha

Simple observation puts lie to your statement.

But simple observation doesn't seem to be quite simple enough for you.

Steve Henderson

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:37:11 PM3/24/03
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"Ivan2003" <blackja...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3E7F4DE7...@hotmail.com...

> > Too chickenshit -and- your car won't make it.
> >
> > Figures.
>
> Why don't you make a trip to Tulsa? You can help jerry fix old tube type
TVs
> Ha Ha Ha thats what he really did before re-inventing himself as the king
of
> boobooworld(tm) And stuffing white boxs Ha Ha Ha. Yeah he really needs
someone
> like you. <grin>

I've made the trip to Tulsa on -many- occasions.

Jerry doesn't need my assistance. He's doing quite well on his own.


Steve Henderson

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:42:57 PM3/24/03
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"Bàidh Stidean" <shill@usguv'mint.com> wrote in message
news:alju7v4gofn4kgrjv...@4ax.com...

> >And jerry needs some real help..I heard he really screwed up the Tulsa
Public
> >Schools when he tried writing a program for them and it caused them many
> >problems..They fired him and hired a real programer to finish the work.
>

> No, no, no, the Tulsa Public Schools are having problems becuase
> they paid --->VENOM<--- $300/hour to lay cable.

::snicker::

> Do try to keep up.

It'll never happen.

Steve Henderson

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:55:00 PM3/24/03
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"Bàidh Stidean" <shill@usguv'mint.com> wrote in message
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> Is that so? Let's see all that code you wrote on your "website"?
> And, no, clicking "upload" is not writing code.

Yeah, he programs in AOL.

Uncle Jerry

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:14:23 PM3/24/03
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On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 18:37:11 GMT, "Steve Henderson"
<etaoin...@cox.net> wrote:

<snip>

>I've made the trip to Tulsa on -many- occasions.
>

Next time let me know in advance.
Maybe we can spend a few fun moments 'egging' a cordoba.
Or maybe 'egging on' a cordoba owner.
Which ever strikes your fancy.

>Jerry doesn't need my assistance. He's doing quite well on his own.

I must admit, I don't do bad, for an old guy *and* when it comes to
bitch slapping an even older guy of diminished mental capacity,
assuming he ever possessed a mental capacity.

I'd be in trouble though if Ivan were 30 years, no make that 40 years,
younger and had an IQ greater than my grandson's shoe size.

Since he isn't/doesn't I'll just keep answering his request of "Thank
you sir, may I have another?"

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:19:43 PM3/24/03
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"Bŕidh Stidean" wrote:

> On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 18:28:48 GMT, Ivan2003
> <blackja...@hotmail.com> scribbled on the wall of the Keating
> Kabin:
>
> >
> >

> Is that so? Let's see all that code you wrote on your "website"?
> And, no, clicking "upload" is not writing code.

From what I read all the real "CODE" is being written in India. I guess you
better be packing your junk and moving out. Ha Ha Ha
Ivan
====

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:21:20 PM3/24/03
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Steve Henderson wrote:

> "Bŕidh Stidean" <shill@usguv'mint.com> wrote in message

Thats you guys Ha Ha Ha remember little les crying about AOL? <grin> I
bet you are moving to Ver.8 <G>
Ivan
===


Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:23:16 PM3/24/03
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"Bŕidh Stidean" wrote:

> On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 18:14:54 GMT, Ivan2003


> <blackja...@hotmail.com> scribbled on the wall of the Keating
> Kabin:
>
> >
> >

> He's off today...duh... I hate to break this to you, but some
> people just don't work 9 to 5, Monday to Friday.

Yeah I am one of them <smile> Now back to answering the phone. Ha Ha Ha someone
needs help finding their name <grin>
Ivan
===

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:25:00 PM3/24/03
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"Bŕidh Stidean" wrote:

> On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 17:59:09 GMT, Ivan2003


> <blackja...@hotmail.com> scribbled on the wall of the Keating
> Kabin:
>
> >
> >

> Yeah, I understand that "don't call" list is putting a dent in your
> occupation, but I didn't know they'd gone to cutting your hours -
> sorry to hear that.

When are you going to start helping your buddy jerry fixing TVs maybe he can use
you to write some code for TPS Ha Ha Ha
Ivan
===

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:27:02 PM3/24/03
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"Bŕidh Stidean" wrote:

> On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 17:45:13 GMT, Ivan2003 <blac...@hotmail.com>


> scribbled on the wall of the Keating Kabin:
>
> >
> >

> No, no, no, the Tulsa Public Schools are having problems becuase
> they paid --->VENOM<--- $300/hour to lay cable.
>

> Do try to keep up.

And your writing that jerry did not screw their system up trying to learn code
writing? Did someone say UNIX? Ha Ha Ha
Ivan
===

Patrick Humphrey

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:28:47 PM3/24/03
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Ivan2003 <blac...@hotmail.com> writes:

>Patrick Humphrey wrote:

>> Ivan2003 <birdw...@hotmail.com> writes:

>> >"Bàidh Stidean" wrote:

>> >> On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 21:50:19 GMT, Ivan2003 <birdw...@hotmail.com>


>> >> scribbled on the wall of the Keating Kabin:

>> >> >victoria wrote:

>> >> >> Well,we have already determined he has no balls.He never holds up on
>> >> >> anything he claims he can do or knows.

>> >> >> You have balls? <grin>

>> >> What an utterly idiotic response...

>> >I feel it fit the pig pretty well. <smile>

>> Tell that to the legitimate Hotmail user who you tried to impersonate.
>>
>> --PLH, Ivan obviously composes a lot of his "thoughts" while looking in the
>> mirror

>Looks like someone is really working hard this morning <grin> You are such a
>worthless dimbulb Ha Ha Ha ..Get back to mopping the outhouse <smile> Play on
>your own time nitwit.

I'm on my own time this afternoon, and I work tonight. You're busted, Ivan.

--PLH, particularly in the head

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:28:29 PM3/24/03
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Uncle Jerry wrote:

> On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 12:30:57 -0600, BÃ idh Stidean
> <shill@usguv'mint.com> wrote:
>
> <snip>


>
> > No, no, no, the Tulsa Public Schools are having problems becuase
> >they paid --->VENOM<--- $300/hour to lay cable.
> >
>

> There ya' go.
>
> Actually I've never worked for Tulsa Public Schools and never would,
> my 'standards' are higher than that.


>
> >Do try to keep up.
>

> Ivan?
> Keep up??
> In a cordoba???
>
> Surely, you jest...

I sure don't see you passing me. <smile>
Ivan
===

Patrick Humphrey

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:30:31 PM3/24/03
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Ivan2003 <blackja...@hotmail.com> writes:

>Steve Henderson wrote:

>> > > Projection, again, moron?

>> What's your excuse?

Git N Go don't need you today? Poor 64-year-old baby.

--PLH, and good news for the rest of us

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:30:19 PM3/24/03
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Steve Henderson wrote:

Thats not what I hear..I don't think he is doing much of anything except
pluging slop for his turdsniffing boobooworld(tm) Ha Ha Ha
Ivan
===

Patrick Humphrey

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:32:51 PM3/24/03
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Ivan2003 <blac...@hotmail.com> writes:

>Patrick Humphrey wrote:

>> Ivan2003 <baske...@hotmail.com> writes:

>> >Looks like our little jerry has been a very bad boy. Check it out at
>> >http://tinyurl.com/7zfq

>> Looks like the Oklahoma Supreme Court are wise to you, Idiot the Hersh --
>> oscn.net is down this morning...
>>
>> --PLH, give Ivan enough rope and he'll hang himself

>Why not hang ya self little stupid dimbulb? <grin> I will send you a rope Ha
>Ha Ha Little pattywatty(tm)

I don't need a rope, and you do well enough with your little nuisance attempts
to collect call me. I'll never accept the charges.

--PLH, and Ivan will be stuck on foot once his '78 Cordoba returns to the
primordial ooze from whence it came

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:33:14 PM3/24/03
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Uncle Jerry wrote:

> On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 18:37:11 GMT, "Steve Henderson"
> <etaoin...@cox.net> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> >I've made the trip to Tulsa on -many- occasions.
> >
>
> Next time let me know in advance.
> Maybe we can spend a few fun moments 'egging' a cordoba.
> Or maybe 'egging on' a cordoba owner.
> Which ever strikes your fancy.
>
> >Jerry doesn't need my assistance. He's doing quite well on his own.
>
> I must admit, I don't do bad, for an old guy *and* when it comes to
> bitch slapping an even older guy of diminished mental capacity,
> assuming he ever possessed a mental capacity.
>
> I'd be in trouble though if Ivan were 30 years, no make that 40 years,
> younger and had an IQ greater than my grandson's shoe size.

So you fathered your grandson <smile> Add that to some part of


boobooworld(tm) Ha Ha Ha
Ivan

=====

Patrick Humphrey

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:35:07 PM3/24/03
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"Steve Henderson" <etaoin...@cox.net> writes:

>"Ivan2003" <blac...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

>news:3E7F3CCC...@hotmail.com...

>> > >Looks like our little jerry has been a very bad boy. Check it out at
>> > >http://tinyurl.com/7zfq

>> > Looks like the Oklahoma Supreme Court are wise to you, Idiot the Hersh --
>> > oscn.net is down this morning...
>> >
>> > --PLH, give Ivan enough rope and he'll hang himself

>> Why not hang ya self little stupid dimbulb? <grin> I will send you a rope Ha

>I notice you didn't say "bring".

>Too chickenshit?

That, and he's too stupid to find Houston -- who but Ivan would drive UP to
Houston from Tulsa? (Of course, getting away from him could be considered as
moving up, regardless of where the destination might be.)

--PLH, Ivan in Houston? That'd be amusing -- and very brief.

Ivan2003

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:35:10 PM3/24/03
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Patrick Humphrey wrote:

You pimping for mommy tonight? <grin>
Ivan
===

Patrick Humphrey

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:36:39 PM3/24/03
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Bàidh Stidean <shill@usguv'mint.com> writes:

>On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 18:00:41 GMT, Ivan2003
><blackja...@hotmail.com> scribbled on the wall of the Keating
>Kabin:

>>Steve Henderson wrote:

>>> "Ivan2003" <blac...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:3E7F3CCC...@hotmail.com...

>>> > > >Looks like our little jerry has been a very bad boy. Check it out at
>>> > > >http://tinyurl.com/7zfq

>>> > > Looks like the Oklahoma Supreme Court are wise to you, Idiot the
>>> Hersh --
>>> > > oscn.net is down this morning...
>>> > >
>>> > > --PLH, give Ivan enough rope and he'll hang himself

>>> > Why not hang ya self little stupid dimbulb? <grin> I will send you a rope
>>> Ha

>>> I notice you didn't say "bring".
>>>
>>> Too chickenshit?

>>Why would I want to waste my time driving up to crapyville? <grin>

> We know the Cordoba can't make it very far, but Patrick's in Houston
>- which is south, and therefore "down" from Tulsa.

Quit trying to confuse him with facts! ;-)

--PLH, Ivan's confused by damn near everything else, as it is

Patrick Humphrey

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:38:40 PM3/24/03
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Uncle Jerry <Bubba...@hotmail.com> writes:

>On 24 Mar 2003 10:10:32 -0600, Patrick Humphrey <pat...@io.com>
>wrote:

><snip

>>You mean you spent your time doing something OTHER than taking pictures of
>>young girls?

>Probably trying to figure out how to get the 'film' out his digital
>camera.

Someone from SBC should call him and tell him to stay off the phone for about
an hour Wednesday morning, because The Phone Company will be blowing air
through the lines to clean out the dust.

>>--PLH, maybe one day Hersh will attempt to do something respectable

>Not in this life time.

>Maybe in the next when he 'comes back' as a doormat.
>He should be good at that, as he's had so much practice in this life.

A doormat? Nah. He'll be back as a variant of the Ebola virus -- that's a
step up for him.

--PLH, and it'll be neutralized by just about anything

Steve Henderson

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Mar 24, 2003, 3:40:37 PM3/24/03
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"Ivan2003" <blackja...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3E7F5B12...@hotmail.com...

> > > Is that so? Let's see all that code you wrote on your "website"?
> > > And, no, clicking "upload" is not writing code.
> >
> > Yeah, he programs in AOL.
>
> Thats you guys Ha Ha Ha remember little les crying about AOL? <grin> I
> bet you are moving to Ver.8 <G>

I remember Les having no broadband access until just recently.

I tried AOL back when it was a fledgling company and thought it was a POS
then. *I* will not -ever- use AOL, I don't care if they release version
10008.


Steve Henderson

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Mar 24, 2003, 3:42:11 PM3/24/03
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"Uncle Jerry" <Bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:hilu7v8fg67oh80eq...@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 12:30:57 -0600, Bàidh Stidean

> <shill@usguv'mint.com> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> > No, no, no, the Tulsa Public Schools are having problems becuase
> >they paid --->VENOM<--- $300/hour to lay cable.
> >
>
> There ya' go.
>
> Actually I've never worked for Tulsa Public Schools and never would,
> my 'standards' are higher than that.
>
> >Do try to keep up.
>
> Ivan?
> Keep up??
> In a cordoba???
>
> Surely, you jest...

Yes, I do. And stop calling me Shirley!


Steve Henderson

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Mar 24, 2003, 3:43:17 PM3/24/03
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"Uncle Jerry" <Bubba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:colu7v0lfet6ccshj...@4ax.com...

> On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 18:37:11 GMT, "Steve Henderson"
> <etaoin...@cox.net> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> >I've made the trip to Tulsa on -many- occasions.
>
> Next time let me know in advance.
> Maybe we can spend a few fun moments 'egging' a cordoba.
> Or maybe 'egging on' a cordoba owner.
> Which ever strikes your fancy.

Soitenly!

> >Jerry doesn't need my assistance. He's doing quite well on his own.
>
> I must admit, I don't do bad, for an old guy *and* when it comes to
> bitch slapping an even older guy of diminished mental capacity,
> assuming he ever possessed a mental capacity.
>
> I'd be in trouble though if Ivan were 30 years, no make that 40 years,
> younger and had an IQ greater than my grandson's shoe size.

Even then, I doubt it.

> Since he isn't/doesn't I'll just keep answering his request of "Thank
> you sir, may I have another?"

Yah, he does rather beg for the abuse, doesn't he?

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