[TNG] Lynch's Spoiler Review: "Parallels"
Timothy W. Lynch
spoiler information regarding TNG's "Parallels". I strongly suggest that
anyone not already privy to this information avoid the article for the time
being.
Two words: "Schrodinger's Klingon." Great, great fun.
Well, it took a number of shows last year for TNG to really kick in -- and
with "Inheritance" being pretty decent and "Parallels" being superb, I think
we may be in for history repeating itself. More details to follow, of
course, but first this friendly synopsis:
Worf is returning from a bat'leth tournament on Forgus Three, in which he won
top prize. He is looking forward to rejoining the Enterprise, but also
somewhat jumpy.
This is because it's his birthday, and as Riker briefs Worf it becomes more
and more clear that Worf is expecting Riker to have arranged some sort of
celebration. "A surprise party?" says Riker, aghast. "I *hate* surprise
parties; I would never do that to you." Worf, relieved, bids Riker farewell.
He heads into the second room of his quarters, only to be surprised by a
number of his friends. Riker comes back in, grinning. "I *love* surprise
parties."
At the party, everyone is present except for Picard, who sends his regards
via Riker. Worf grudgingly puts up with happy songs and having to cut the
(chocolate) birthday cake. He receives his gifts, including an expressionist
painting from Data that Troi insists on hanging prominently in the front
room. Geordi comes in, compliments the painting, and extends his own best
wishes to Worf. Worf staggers very briefly, but insists it's only because
Data's painting is making him dizzy.
"Cake?" Worf and Data accept the pieces offered, but Worf seems surprised to
notice that the cake is _yellow_. "The cake was chocolate..." "Oh, don't I
wish," chimes in Troi helpfully. Worf receives more gifts, then hears Picard
ask him how old he is. Worf again seems surprised, this time because he
didn't think Picard could attend -- but Picard says he wouldn't have missed
it for anything.
The Enterprise arrives at the Argus Array, which has malfunctioned recently
for the third time in a year. However, they find that it's functioning
perfectly normally -- it's just that someone else has reprogrammed it to no
longer send information back to the Federation! A repair crew goes over to
readjust it, and to find the imaging logs in hopes of discovering what
happened.
As those repairs continue, Worf talks to Troi in Ten-Forward. He thanks her
for caring for Alexander during his absence, and after complimenting her
ability to get along with Alexander, asks her to formally assume the role of
"so'chim", Alexander's surrogate mother. In human terms, Worf says, the
closest analogue would be Worf's stepsister. Troi notes, "That would make my
mother your stepmother." Worf's eyes bulge out of his head briefly, but he
acknowledges that he is willing to take that risk. Troi accepts.
Later, in Engineering, Worf, Data, Geordi and Picard are viewing the imaging
logs. They show that the Array's recent scans have centered on many key
Federation sites, including the Utopia Planetia shipyards where many new
advances in starship technology are made. The logs dated just as the Array
was reprogrammed clearly show a Cardassian vessel approaching, lending even
more credence to the idea that the Array is now "in enemy hands." Geordi
hands Worf a report, and Worf briefly sags against the console. Worf claims
he's fine -- but suddenly notices that Data and Geordi appear to have
switched places, and that Picard is nowhere to be found. Befuddled, he goes
to sickbay.
There, Dr. Crusher says that his situation is normal, and to be expected
after that concussion he's had recently. Worf is now _really_ confused; what
concussion might that be? Crusher, patient as ever, explains that he came in
complaining of ringing in his ears that morning, and that her scans showed he
had a concussion from when someone hit him on the head in the bat'leth
tournament. "That's why you lost the match." "But ... I *won* that
tournament -- and I can prove it to you!" The two quickly go to Worf's
quarters, and Worf grabs his memento -- only now, it shows he came in ninth
place...
Worf, sure someone is playing an elaborate trick on him, checks his personal
log from the shuttlecraft, only to find that it too says he came in ninth.
Worf is no longer sure whether reality is wrong or his memories are wrong,
and is more than open to Bev's suggestion that his memories are briefly
fading as a result of the concussion. She reassures him that it should only
be temporary, and he heads for the bridge.
There, Data asks him for the results of the metallurgical scan on the Array
-- a scan Worf knows nothing about. A Cardassian ship then appears, and
Picard trades diplomatic barbs with Gul Nador, who is curious about the
Enterprise's mission in the sector and about the purpose of the Array.
Picard reassures him that it is used only for scientific study, not
surveillance. Nador, apparently placated, leaves.
Worf, now back on comfortable ground in security, confidently tells Picard
that Nador's ship is the same one they saw in the imaging logs. "Imaging
logs?" asks Picard, clearly unaware of any such beasts, or of any implication
that the Array was sabotaged. Riker claims not to have been informed either,
and Data has no memory of the logs. Worf again wonders what's going on.
In his quarters, he complains about the incongruities to Counselor Troi. She
points out, rather sensibly, that it makes more sense for him to be
misremembering things than for everyone else to be. Geordi then enters with
news that the Argus Array had simply suffered a mechanical failure. Worf
protests to Geordi, then briefly collapses. Geordi steadies him, but then
Worf finds everything changed. Data's painting is now on the opposite wall,
and is also a completely different painting. He turns to Troi and finds her
hair and clothing have changed as well! Geordi suggests Worf go to sickbay,
and reaches over to give him a hand. Worf sags again --
"Now, Mr. Worf!" Worf, shocked at hearing Picard's voice, suddenly finds
himself on a very different-looking bridge of the Enterprise, with a
Cardassian vessel approaching menacingly...
Picard again orders him to raise shields, but Worf is unfamiliar with the
different layout of the tactical panel, and the Enterprise takes several
nasty hits. Riker manages to raise the shields and returns fire, but another
Cardassian bolt does real damage. The Enterprise flees, and the Cardassians
leave them alone, instead destroying the Argus Array utterly. A call to
Engineering to check damage reveals that Geordi is in sickbay, gravely
injured with plasma burns. Picard, quite miffed, asks Worf what happened,
and neither he nor Riker have any idea what Worf means by "_another_ memory
lapse." Worf requests to be relieved of duty, a request Picard quickly
grants.
Worf broods in his quarters, where his bat'leth trophy is now a vase of
flowers and a check of his personal logs reveals that a malfunction on board
prevented him from being able to go to the tournament in the first place.
The door rings, and when Worf answers it, Troi enters, rather annoyed that
he'd lock the door. She seems to make herself quite at home, and expects
Worf to be comfortable around her -- far more comfortable, in fact, than Worf
has ever been around Troi in the past. Accepting that Worf doesn't want to
talk about what just happened, she at least manages to get him onto the bed
for her to massage away some of his tension. Worf is a bit surprised by
this, but is outright shocked when Troi leans over and kisses him.
"Counselor, I do not believe this is appropriate behavior!" "Even for your
wife?" "WIFE?" If Worf was confused before, he's almost catatonic now;
however, he describes enough of his experiences that Troi says she believes
him, and they determine to get to the bottom of it.
Data, in engineering, agrees to set up a scan for temporal anomalies. After
Troi is called away, Worf asks about his romantic history with her and finds
out that they've been married for about two and a half years. When Data
suggests Worf think back to find common elements to all the feelings of
discontinuity he's felt of late, Worf realizes that Geordi was present and
nearby on all three occasions. They head for sickbay to talk to Geordi --
but he, Data, and Troi find out from Dr. Ogawa that Geordi is in no condition
to talk: he's dead.
A scan of Geordi reveals nothing that might link him to Worf's changing
perceptions, so they theorize the VISOR might be responsible. They hook it
up to a scanner and power it on, and Worf again sags.
He is steadied, as usual -- by Dr. Crusher, who wasn't there a moment ago.
He finds himself now in red, with a different combadge, and quickly
discovers from Troi that he's first officer of *this* Enterprise. As Worf
deals with this new situation, Data discovers "quantum flux" in his RNA and
studies the phenomenon.
In the ready room some time later, Data briefs Captain Riker: based on the
quantum resonance signature in Worf's body (something basic to all existence,
and unchangeable), Worf is not native to this universe. Although Worf never
left the Enterprise for the bat'leth tournament in this universe, Riker
orders the ship to backtrack along Worf's shuttle's alleged course to search
for anomalies. As they prepare for this, Worf asks Riker how long he's been
captain. "Four years," Riker responds, "ever since Captain Picard was killed
during the incident with the Borg. You don't remember any of this, do you?"
"I do remember it -- I just remember it differently."
Later, on the bridge, tactical Lieutenant Wes Crusher picks up traces of a
quantum fissure along Worf's old course, and there is an ion trail coming
from it suggesting a Federation shuttlecraft. Data immediately comes up with
a theory. The fissure, it seems, is a "keyhole" between many different
quantum universes: universes where events took a different path. The
shuttle's warp engines punched a small hole through the fissure, propelling
Worf into an uncertain state from reality to reality. Geordi's VISOR, by
merit of its subspace properties, triggered shifts whenever it operated near
Worf. Wes suggests scanning the fissure in search of the reality with Worf's
own quantum signature in an attempt to get Worf back where he belongs.
As this search gets underway, Troi admits to Worf that she's a bit depressed
by the concept of realities where they never fell in love. Although Worf
says he had never considered romance with her, he does go so far as to say he
"would not be opposed" to the idea. Even the revelation that here, he has
two children by Troi and no Alexander, is just one more revelation of many.
As the Enterprise continues to scan the fissure, a hostile ship approaches.
It's a Bajoran ship -- in this reality, the Bajorans overthrew the
Cardassians and have become a dangerous force. They shoot at the Enterprise,
screwing up the scanning pulse. The pulse creates a rip in the fissure,
letting other realities come in. One by one, Enterprises upon Enterprises
begin popping into existence...
The Bajoran ship, not surprisingly, disengages, and Wes reports a huge number
of hails. Data suggests that if Worf's original shuttle can be found and
sent back through the fissure with an inverse warpfield at the right moment,
the fissure should seal and restore everything back the way it was. Riker
sends out a general hail to all the Enterprises, relaying this information
and transmitting the quantum signature to them. Worf's Enterprise responds,
and agrees to send the shuttle over. Captain Riker cannot resist, however,
telling Picard how good it is to see him again after such a long time.
The shuttle is made ready, and Data tells Worf that owing to the uncertainty
principle, he should show up near the Enterprise in place, but may be several
days early or several days later than he would normally have arrived. After
Worf bids Troi a fond farewell, the shuttle leaves.
Before it reaches the fissure, however, it comes under attack. Riker finds
that it's not the Bajorans attacking, however, but one of the Enterprises! A
hail reveals a desolate bridge, with only Worf and a disheveled, frantic
Riker on the scene. "We won't GO back," insists that Riker. "You don't know
what it's like in our universe. The Federation's gone; the Borg is
everywhere! We're one of the last ships left -- please. You've got to help
us!" Although their presence sends a pang through everyone on board, Riker
insists that the shuttle be protected, and a shot in self-defense
accidentally destroys that desperate Enterprise. Worf enters the fissure,
triggers the warpfield, and is surrounded by multiple images of himself --
-- and wakes to find himself on the floor of his shuttlecraft, alone and back
in his usual uniform. He hails the Enterprise and hears Picard's voice
welcoming him home. When Picard asks how the bat'leth tournament was, Worf's
eye falls on his trophy. "It was fine, sir. I won champion standing..."
Later, Worf tells Riker that he knows a surprise party is in the works, but
is _really_ surprised to find no such party materializing. Instead, there is
only Troi, who had promised to feed a pet of Alexander's. She tells him that
she knows he wants to be alone on his birthday, and prepares to leave -- but
Worf stops her, inviting her to share his dinner. Deanna happily agrees, and
Worf orders champagne, as the Enterprise sails on.
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Yow. One thing about these reality-bending shows: I love 'em most of the
time, but they're hell on the fingers. :-) Now that that's over with,
however, onwards to commentary.
I've seen a great many complaints about TNG, often coupled with claims that
it's "not science fiction." On many occasions, it's certainly true that the
stories are _human_ stories with SF trappings (and sometimes even the
trappings are thin), but in general that doesn't bother me, so long as the
stories are good ones.
"Parallels", however, is SF to the core, and it's the sort of thing I
wouldn't have been surprised to read in _Analog_ if it had been a written
story rather than a filmed one. It took some basic theoretical ideas (the
quantum-mechanical "many-worlds" hypothesis, in this case, which is one of
the more fertile theories for stories and a great justification for alternate
universes) and played with it a lot. The last reality-bending show TNG had
was "Frame of Mind" [another Brannon Braga story -- now *there's* a
non-surprise!], but that one was inwardly focused; in effect, all of it was
Riker's hallucination. That worked beautifully, but this one tried to give
it a more scientific explanation. All too often, that's been the kiss of
death for TNG (such as "The Chase", to name a fairly nagging example), but
here it made perfect sense.
Of course, given the nature of many Trek fans, at least half the fun of this
show is tied up in two things: trying to notice every single change, and
wondering what other universes we might have been able to spot had there been
no limitations of time, money, or actor availability. :-) I'm not going to
bother listing all the changes here -- I'll leave it to others -- but there
are definitely a few examples I'd like to have seen. So, my "wish list" for
alternates:
-- A universe where Pulaski was still CMO
-- A two-second cameo of a universe where all the regulars were dead and
O'Brien was still on board as captain. :-)
-- A universe with Tasha (though here people would be screaming "ripoff").
-- A "mirror-Enterprise", though with the recent publication of _Dark Mirror_
that could invite a lot of argument as well.
-- A Borged Enterprise with Locutus in charge. A couple of people I've
mentioned this one to don't think it's plausible, but in this
particular case I wouldn't give a damn; it'd be bone-chilling.
Those are the broad universes I'd like to have seen. I completely understand
why none of them would be shown, and think they worked beautifully, but hey,
a man can dream.
It's difficult to mention a lot of specific good points about the show,
because so many of them are tied up in very specific details. For starters,
though, the plot seemed to hold together extremely well. Not only was the
initial idea of "Schrodinger's Klingon" an inspired one, but having Geordi be
the trigger seemed a consistent move. (I initially thought that there was at
least one shift without him there, but I'd misremembered; every shift did
have the VISOR activated in some way.) It was a slight plot convenience that
once Worf's claims were accepted in one universe, he never went to one that
_didn't_ believe him, but I don't see that as anything other than dramatic
necessity.
I also liked the way the plot managed to build. Although it's almost a
staple of things like this that things get weirder and weirder the further
along you get in the show, in this case there was good reason for it. As I
see it, the more shifts Worf made, the further back in *time* the initial
change was. Think about it: in the very first shift [that we saw, anyway --
more on that later], the change was probably only minutes old: the cake was
a different type and Picard managed to make it down. Next time, it was a few
days old, during the bat'leth tournament. The next time, we don't really
know: the universe with Troi's hair different and the shifted painting is
one we only "inhabit" for a matter of seconds. The time after that, though,
goes back at least three years, and probably back as far as when the
Enterprise was designed. Then, the final shift into the Rikerverse (well,
we've got to use _something_) places us at a point where the Bajorans'
ascendancy is a far-back issue, probably a decade old or more. One wonders
what would have happened if he went even further back: perhaps a universe
where the Klingon/Romulan alliance never fell apart, or one in which some
essential Trek culture never developed space travel. There's lots of ground
for truly frivolous speculation here -- best kind. :-)
It's been a long time since we've had a good show dealing with Worf as a
_person_, not just as a _Klingon_. This was one of them -- not just in the
broad strokes of the show, but in lots of the little details. His
Klingon-ness certainly showed through in those little details (his casual
reference to the maiming of several contestants in the tournament, for
instance), but the basic story is one that could have happened to really any
of the regulars. What made it interesting was the intricacies of the plot
and the almost universal set of reactions Worf had to it.
The directing in a show like this needs to be top-notch: if the transitions
between realities aren't done just right, everything falls down. I usually
like Robert Wiemer's TNG work, and fortunately it held up here (which I was a
little worried about after the problems he had in "Schisms" last year). The
transition to Worf-on-the-bridge was particularly good, but all of them
really did a nice job of putting us in Worf's shoes and getting his
reactions. Good job there.
Then, of course, there's the last act. Yow. Putting all those Enterprises
on screen at once must have been an effects nightmare (not to mention a
really, really sick idea :-) ), but it made for one of the most jaw-dropping
act closes I've seen in ages. It also led to a line I think is destined to
be one of the single most memorable TNG lines ever: "Captain, we're receiving
two hundred and eighty-five *thousand* hails." I was laughing so hard that I
almost missed the next minute of the scene (in part because I was suddenly
picturing Galactic Bell beeping at them with a quick "sorry, all circuits are
busy now"...). And, given a marked penchant Braga episodes have to blow up
the Enterprise, as soon as I saw all of them coming I started placing bets
for just how _many_ of the Enterprises would be toast by the end of the act.
I'm a little surprised it was just one; after all, "Cause and Effect" managed
to blow up the Enterprise, what, four times?
[That last act also had the quick scene with the Borg-ravaged Enterprise,
and I wasn't kidding when I said it sent a pang through everyone on Riker's
Enterprise; I may have been _projecting_, as it sent one through me, but I
wasn't kidding.]
The other major issue, I suppose, is the Worf/Troi angle. While the whole
thing feels a little incongruous to me, there are great numbers of _real_
couples I see all the time that seem at least as incongruous. They seem to
work, so why shouldn't this? And, taking the interest Worf had in "Ethics"
in asking Troi to help with Alexander as a given, the possibility for
attraction is a pretty logical conclusion. I actually have a lot more hope
for potential romance here than I do with the Picard/Bev angle from
"Attached"; this might have a lot more intriguing issues to work with.
And now, back to a point I made earlier: I don't think the first _obvious_
switch was the first one. I think it makes perfect sense, in fact, to assume
that the first shift happened when Worf first tripped over the rift. In THAT
case, the birthday party never happened in "our" TNG reality, and the
Enterprise we saw in the first few minutes was already a slight alternate.
(That may play a little havoc with my "smaller and smaller time differences"
idea, but maybe that's only with the VISOR pulses. Hey, I'm just whistling
in the dark here _anyway_...)
Anyway, this is starting to get *quite* long, so I should wrap up. Suffice
it to say that "Parallels" is one of the types of shows I watch TNG for, and
an extremely good example of that breed. While it will undoubtedly work
better for people who _will_ notice lots of the little changes, I can't
imagine anyone actually disliking this except those who don't like shows that
make their head hurt. :-)
So, some short takes:
-- Okay, time to be fair. I griped a little in my review of "Second Sight"
about a time interval being off, and I have to say that I don't buy "Ethics"
as being three years ago either. The "one season = one year" guideline
appears to have been uniformly jettisoned, which is a little distressing.
However, when the story's this good I don't care.
-- One change people may not have noticed: in the next-to-last alternate
universe we see, Data's eyes are *blue*. Definitely a neat sign.
-- "The Bajoran ship is disengaging, sir." That was another line that cued a
BIG laugh where I was watching. Somehow, if you saw a few hundred thousand
copies of the ship you were firing on show up, you'd probably make a hasty
exit too...
-- It was nice to see Wil Wheaton back. I hope the rumors about another Wes
show are true, particularly if it's one that actually follows up on "The
First Duty". Although I've yelled at the season for "having the universe tie
up loose ends", that's one thread I don't want to see left _completely_
unresolved.
That about covers it. So, in summary:
Plot: Well-grounded, tightly woven, and loads of fun.
Plot Handling: Excellent. Very, very gripping.
Characterization: Wondrous all 'round.
OVERALL: At long last this season, a full 10. About time, too.
NEXT WEEK: Speaking of "about time, too" -- I get a vacation. :-) Reruns
for the next five weeks, starting with "Descent, Part II". Enjoy them!
Tim Lynch (Harvard-Westlake School, Science Dept.)
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Michael Cornelius
(Stuff after the ^L)
tly...@cco.caltech.edu (Timothy W. Lynch) writes:
>-- A universe where Pulaski was still CMO
>-- A two-second cameo of a universe where all the regulars were dead and
> O'Brien was still on board as captain. :-)
>-- A universe with Tasha (though here people would be screaming "ripoff").
>-- A "mirror-Enterprise", though with the recent publication of _Dark Mirror_
> that could invite a lot of argument as well.
>-- A Borged Enterprise with Locutus in charge. A couple of people I've
> mentioned this one to don't think it's plausible, but in this
> particular case I wouldn't give a damn; it'd be bone-chilling.
Here's the scene I kept waiting for:
[Some business aboard the Enterprise. It doesn't matter which one.
Worf sways, and blinks...]
CLOSE UP Worf. Worf shakes his head to clear it, and looks up to find
himself on a much darker and functional bridge than he is used to.
PULL BACK as Worf glances around, slightly confused. He is dressed in
full Klingon armor, and sitting in the raised command chair. We see the
viewscreen. The Enterprise is centered on it and overlayed by a nasty
looking targeting reticle. Ranging and targeting information blink by
in Klingon script.
Klingon gunner: [In Klingon with Enlish subtitles for best effect...]
...range: 5000 kellicams. Permission to fire,
Sir?
Worf: [Worf gazes, stunned, at the viewscreen. (You
know the look!)]
Klingon gunner: [More insistently, clearly wondering if his
commander is fit to carry out his duties.]
Sir, permission to fire?
Worf: [Works his jaw in consternation...]
CUT to commercial.
Michael
m...@cse.unl.edu
JOHNATHON R WALLS
Just a thought that they could have put into "PARALLELS"
What if they had included the Data that accepted Will's offer (When Will had the
power of Q-- early in series) to become human?---Now THAT woud have been *VERY*
interseting, not to mention confusing. Now I'm curious ...
Johnathon
Scott Forbes
+-- tly...@juliet.caltech.edu writes:
|I'm not going to
|bother listing all the changes here -- I'll leave it to others -- but there
|are definitely a few examples I'd like to have seen. So, my "wish list" for
|alternates:
|
[snip]
|-- A Borged Enterprise with Locutus in charge. A couple of people I've
| mentioned this one to don't think it's plausible, but in this
| particular case I wouldn't give a damn; it'd be bone-chilling.
I'd like to take the scenario one step further, and assume that Worf
(not the Enterprise) is the focal point of the rift. Think about some
of the places Worf could have ended up *other* than the Enterprise:
-- The _Aries_, where Worf is first officer ("The Icarus Factor").
-- A Klingon battlecruiser, where Worf is captain ("Redemption").
...And the ultimate (and, ultimately, more plausible) nightmare:
-- Two out of every five ships appearing through the rift are Borg.
--
Scott Forbes for...@ihlpf.att.com
Daniel Harrison
playing off type. The final scene (back in the reality where TNG is a
television show produced by Paramount :-)) was particularly well done from
both a Worf and a Troi angle. It wasn't implausible at all, and Troi's
reaction to Worf's champagne order was jsut right--as if she was interested
in seeing what drinking champagne with Worf would be like. Troi was an
essential part of the story; she believed Worf from the beginning, and I
think that was intstrumental in getting others to believe him as well.
--
Daniel Harrison
hr...@uhura.rochester.edu
University of Rochester
Robert E. Maas rem@btr.com
(not the Enterprise) is the focal point of the rift. Think about some
The _Aries_, where Worf is first officer ("The Icarus Factor"). ... A
Klingon battlecruiser, where Worf is captain ("Redemption").>>
Nice idea, but one flaw. Only if Worf happens to be onboard a
Federation shuttle passing exactly through the same point in space
would he encounter the rift and get his universe linked with all the
others. I can't see how Worf on the Aries or a Klingon battlecruiser
would be patrolling this sector at this time and going to the
tournament in a shuttle.
Unfortunately this brings up one MAJOR flaw in the logic of this
episode: Some of the Enterprises, including the last several where
"our" Worf landed, did NOT have Worf attend the tournament, so how did
THOSE universes ever get mixed up with the rift? The enterprises
themselves never touched the rift, only Worf's shuttle, and only if
Worf in that universe actually attended the tournament. That flaw is so
major (even worse than the "subspace pulse" emitted by Geordi's visor
for no acceptable reason; can somebody cite that pulse being mentionned
on ANY previous TNG episode??) that even though I love this episode I
can't give it a higher rating than 8 or so.
Vidiot
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<-- A universe where Pulaski was still CMO
Nah. She died in the elevator shaft, long before the various universes had
a chance to develop (my theory :-)
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dialog. Dorn was offscreen saying the lines to Sirtis, and he did NOT
use the word "champagne" when he ordered from the replicator. The correct
word, which prompted Sirtis' reaction was "condom".
Hey, its only heresay from CI$!.
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bc
"It might be interesting to explore useless for a while"
"Chocolate is a serious business"
Todd M. Swan
>-- "The Bajoran ship is disengaging, sir." That was another line that cued a
>BIG laugh where I was watching. Somehow, if you saw a few hundred thousand
>copies of the ship you were firing on show up, you'd probably make a hasty
>exit too...
and we thought the "Picard Maneuver" was impressive... :-)
Todd
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Robert E. Maas rem@btr.com
in the elevator shaft, long before the various universes had a chance
to develop (my theory :-)>>
Nah, she was so excited about joining Worf in that toxic ceremony that
she got her antidotes mixed up and died right there. Guinan told Picard
that if she died then she wouldn't be able to save Picard during the
heart operation, so Picard would die, and we'd never get Darmok nor
The Inner Light. Picard decided to violate the Time Directive by diving
the Enterprise at full warp close to a star to go back in time and make
sure Pulaski used the correct antidote.
Stephen Usher
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Hmm.. I'm sure even a Borg ship would be a little disconcerted too,
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Jeffrey C. Isherwood
>tly...@cco.caltech.edu (Timothy W. Lynch) writes:
>>-- A universe where Pulaski was still CMO
>>-- A two-second cameo of a universe where all the regulars were dead and
>> O'Brien was still on board as captain. :-)
>>-- A universe with Tasha (though here people would be screaming "ripoff").
>>-- A "mirror-Enterprise", though with the recent publication of _Dark Mirror_
>> that could invite a lot of argument as well.
>>-- A Borged Enterprise with Locutus in charge. A couple of people I've
>> mentioned this one to don't think it's plausible, but in this
>> particular case I wouldn't give a damn; it'd be bone-chilling.
> m...@cse.unl.edu (Michael Cornelius) writes:
>Here's the scene I kept waiting for:
>CLOSE UP. Worf shakes his head to clear it, and looks up to find
>himself on a much darker and functional bridge than he is used to.
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>PULL BACK as Worf glances around, slightly confused. He is dressed in
>full Klingon armor, and sitting in the raised command chair. We see the
>viewscreen. The Enterprise is centered on it and overlayed by a nasty
>looking targeting reticle. Ranging and targeting information blink by
>in Klingon script.
>Klingon gunner: [In Klingon with Enlish subtitles for best effect...]
> ...range: 5000 kellicams. Permission to fire,
> Sir?
>Worf: [Worf gazes, stunned, at the viewscreen. (You
> know the look!)]
>Klingon gunner: [More insistently, clearly wondering if his
> commander is fit to carry out his duties.]
> Sir, permission to fire?
>Worf: [Works his jaw in consternation...]
>CUT to commercial.
Or....
ZOOM on WORF's face.... pull out to full body shot... Worf in some sort of
ancient earth, law enforcement uniform....
SHiPs Dah Dah Ta-dat-Dah, WORF at comm console: "Pull Over, this is the
Stellar Highway Patrol.... You are going too FAST......
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How about a universe where Jack Crusher was captain of the Enterprise?
(And, presumably, Picard died in the Stargazer accident).
Jorge DeLaCruz
: This might be construed as spoilers for "Parallels", so be warned.
: (Stuff after the ^L)
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: tly...@cco.caltech.edu (Timothy W. Lynch) writes:
: >-- A universe where Pulaski was still CMO
: >-- A two-second cameo of a universe where all the regulars were dead and
: > O'Brien was still on board as captain. :-)
: >-- A universe with Tasha (though here people would be screaming "ripoff").
: >-- A "mirror-Enterprise", though with the recent publication of _Dark Mirror_
: > that could invite a lot of argument as well.
: >-- A Borged Enterprise with Locutus in charge. A couple of people I've
: > mentioned this one to don't think it's plausible, but in this
: > particular case I wouldn't give a damn; it'd be bone-chilling.
How about Lore instead of Data.
Jorge
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They both should be changed often, and for the same reason"
Drothar the Omniscient
> > ZOOM on WORF's face.... pull out to full body shot... Worf in some
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the
> > Stellar Highway Patrol.... You are going too FAST......
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> How about a universe where Jack Crusher was captain of the
Enterprise?
> (And, presumably, Picard died in the Stargazer accident).
Or..
Worf: (Looks up. In totally unfamiliar room.)
Data: Worf!
Worf:(Looks down. Wearing all white.) Where am I?
Picard: Yeeoo are-a oana theea breedge-a oofa de Eenterpse. Bork! Bork!
Bork!.
(Fade to commercial)
DTO
Smith
I think "Parallels" is an excellent case for keeping one's hopes
around concerning Trek...after a relatively lackluster season this
fall (as any number of comments here will attest), look what they
came up with for us -- one of the best in quite a while, IMO.
Now a special "Parallels" request:
This week our news server slipped into a parallel universe and left
most of our news there. Including Tim Lynch's "Parallels" review...
And we're getting *nothing* in r.a.s.reviews. Like just about everyone
else, I *really* liked this episode, and have been *really* looking
forward to Tim's review. It seems to have appeared somewhere, since
we are getting a few follow-up articles, though not the original.
I don't want to generate unnecessary postings, or floods of email
to my site here, so:
Tim, if you can "hear" this, would you mind either emailing me
a copy, or directing me to the appropriate ftp site? I'd send
mail rather than posting this but I don't have your address.:-(
Thanks in advance!
Linda Smith
lks...@truth.mitre.org