The World's WORST Spam -- Perhaps a New Contest?
Philip the Foole
college town) recently sent me what MUST be the world's worst spam
email. As
nearly as my friend could tell, the sender simply inserted the word
"bondage"
randomly into text.
Foole: I don't bondage understand it. Maybe it's bondage art. Maybe
it was bondage written by Katharine's Bondage French Philosopher Kings.
Your Humble Jester,
Philip the Foole
TyMeDwn1st
college town) recently sent me what MUST be the world's worst spam email. As
nearly as my friend could tell, the sender simply inserted the word "bondage"
randomly into text.
Since so many of us are stuck with so much of the stuff in our mailboxes,
perhaps we can amuse each other with the WORST (Wurst?) of the WEEK entries?
Have to confess, though, that I doubt anyone can top.... I mean, beat.......
er, let's say, outdo this one:
============Start of Spam
One weekend, Ben's bondage parents had left for a bondage week to go to
Hawaii. Ben was sitting around the bondage house, waiting for one of his
bondage friends to call him for a bondage party. He was careful not to
let anyone know his parents were gone-- bondage parties were fine, but he
didn't want to clean up bondage afterwards. His thoughts turned to his
girlfriend, Tracy. She had dumped him when she moved. Ben tried to take it
bondage philosophically, but his bondage heart wouldn't let him.
He wished that his bondage emotions were more like Jane's. The bondage
phone bondage
No charge!
http://3483941099/
===========================End of Spam
Next entry?
Ty
Who is mostly just
a slightly skewed
Donna Reed
SSBB Diplomatic Corps for Northeastern Florida
kajira hill
:One weekend, Ben's bondage parents had left for a bondage week to go to
: Hawaii. Ben was sitting around the bondage house, waiting for one of his
: bondage friends to call him for a bondage party. He was careful not to
: let anyone know his parents were gone-- bondage parties were fine, but he
: didn't want to clean up bondage afterwards. His thoughts turned to his
: girlfriend, Tracy. She had dumped him when she moved. Ben tried to take it
: bondage philosophically, but his bondage heart wouldn't let him.
: He wished that his bondage emotions were more like Jane's. The bondage
: phone bondage
:
:No charge!
:http://3483941099/
Oh, yeah... i'm just itchin' to go to that one, yessirreebob!
<no offense, Bob>
--
kajira hill - blissful
SSB-B Diplomatic Corps: South Los Angeles County, CA
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September 12, 1998 - : - : - 1:12:24 AM
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Some people act crazy, others aren't acting.
Volcano
>
> A good friend (some of you may remember the guy with the cats from that
> college town) recently sent me what MUST be the world's worst spam email. As
> nearly as my friend could tell, the sender simply inserted the word "bondage"
> randomly into text.
>
> Since so many of us are stuck with so much of the stuff in our mailboxes,
> perhaps we can amuse each other with the WORST (Wurst?) of the WEEK entries?
Wurst? You have something against sausage maybe. Come visit me the
first week of November and I'll take you to Wurstfest and make you eat
your words. *G*
>
> Have to confess, though, that I doubt anyone can top.... I mean, beat.......
> er, let's say, outdo this one:
>
<snip of spam reminiscent of jk's writing style>
>
> Next entry?
>
OK, here is my entry;
=========================begin spam===================================
Hey, you remember that site I told you about? Well....I went ahead and
signed up! Man is it killer! They give you access to thier site plus 999
others! Its free for a week. I suggest checking it out. Here is the
url
http://206.132.179.167/hooyoo/
Anyway how is school? Any hot little chicks in those huge sophmore
classes?
Are you going to come home for Thanksgiving? We will have to hit the
bars
now that your 21! =)
I guess I'll talk to next week.
Have a good one buddy. BTW Sara said hi. She wants you bigtime!
Later man-
JD
==========================end spam=====================================
Well. let's see. I don't know any JD or Sara. I turned 21 almost 9
years ago. I haven't been a sophomore since I was 20. And I received
an identical message 2 days ago.
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/ \
/ \ Volcano - Corps Diplomatique SSB: San Antonio, TX
and New Braunfels, TX; Home of Wurstfest
RJ-
>> TyMeDwn1st: A good friend (some of you may remember the guy with the cats from that
>college town) recently sent me what MUST be the world's worst spam
>email. As
>nearly as my friend could tell, the sender simply inserted the word
>"bondage"
>randomly into text.
>Foole: I don't bondage understand it. Maybe it's bondage art. Maybe
>it was bondage written by Katharine's Bondage French Philosopher Kings.
Bondage=Fnord?
RJ
SSBB Diplomatic Corps: Chicago, Illinois (North Side)
Fnord Prefect Fnord (the little blue guy)
: Bondage=Fnord?
You say the nicest things, my little blistered foot. I can tell you're
*crazy* about me!
kajira hill
PtF:
:: Bondage=Fnord?
Fnord Prefect Fnord (the little blue guy) wrote:
:
:You say the nicest things, my little blistered foot. I can tell you're
:*crazy* about me!
Hmm. i sense a pattern here. Has Fnord turned into a little blue
bot? <peer>
--
kajira hill - blissful
SSB-B Diplomatic Corps: South Los Angeles County, CA
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September 12, 1998 - : - : - 5:14:04 PM
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I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
Jason Crowell
snip
>Hmm. i sense a pattern here. Has Fnord turned into a little blue
>bot? <peer>
Nah, a little blue *plushie* bot. 8-)
Fnord Prefect Fnord (the little blue guy)
kajira hill said:
: Hmm. i sense a pattern here. Has Fnord turned into a little blue
: bot? <peer>
Not at all, my little earache. I just have so many admirers that I
can't always give each one the individual attention sie deserves. I
apologise to all Maniacs for Fnord for my failure.