Carson it is... ASKOTY!
surfgeo
attention!
you worked hard for this. now bask in the glory.
Always Stoke
wrote:
> Take a bow, carson, you have finally succeeded in getting EVERYONES
> attention!
>
> you worked hard for this. now bask in the glory.
The icing to the cake:
The ultimate kook move is to corrall a bunch of ASers in
your double wide trailer so you can pose a "hey look, I met
some ASers in person and I'm really not that bad of a guy"
photo just in time as he was being called out for not
being an outgoing personable guy to meet other ASers.
What impeccable timing.
To me he put the ASKOTY nail in the coffin w/ that photo. lol
d;-)
--
.....m@rk ....just, m@rk
Carson XP
"Always Stoke" <eastcoas...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:eastcoastcharger-89...@news.bellatlantic.net...
> surfgeo <sur...@ev1.net>
> wrote:
>
> > Take a bow, carson, you have finally succeeded in getting EVERYONES
> > attention!
> >
> > you worked hard for this. now bask in the glory.
>
>
> The icing to the cake:
> The ultimate kook move is to corrall a bunch of ASers in
> your double wide trailer so you can pose a "hey look, I met
> some ASers
<SCR>
Guys like you do not have the ability to see things for what they are. So
you try to put a negative spin on things so that you can relate it back to
how you do things (you are all about: "Hey, look at me. I think I can surf.
Let me show you... really"). Thus, you try to label a night of good ole
fashion visiting as something other than what it was... a fun time had by
all.
It's pretty sad that you lack the ability to understand the concept of
hospitality. But, it's not surprising. People from joisey seem to be
pretty bitter about living in such a Hell hole.
BTW - Several people have been having a good laugh on your behalf. You can
tell yourself all you want that you are bitchin, but the inferiority complex
sticks out like a sore thumb. What was it in your childhood that lead to
this dysfunctional emotional downward spiral that you are caught up in?
Carson would like to understand it so that perhaps he can add your condition
to his list of charities for 2002.
</SCR>
DaRat~
and spends more wasted usenet spacing talking shit about two
people than talking about the joys of surfing. you've got a
lot of room to talk there sport.
--
Carson XP <c...@h2ozone.net> wrote in message
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Surfgeotwo
>and spends more wasted usenet spacing talking shit about two
>people than talking about the joys of surfing. you've got a
>lot of room to talk there sport.
>
>
now that hit the nail on the head.
jb
wrote:
>
>"Always Stoke" <eastcoas...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:eastcoastcharger-89...@news.bellatlantic.net...
>> surfgeo <sur...@ev1.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> > Take a bow, carson, you have finally succeeded in getting EVERYONES
>> > attention!
>> >
>> > you worked hard for this. now bask in the glory.
>>
>>
>> The icing to the cake:
>> The ultimate kook move is to corrall a bunch of ASers in
>> your double wide trailer so you can pose a "hey look, I met
>> some ASers
>
><KOOK>
>Guys like you do not have the ability to see things for what they are. So
>you try to put a negative spin on things so that you can relate it back to
>how you do things (you are all about: "Hey, look at me. I think I can surf.
>Let me show you... really"). Thus, you try to label a night of good ole
>fashion visiting as something other than what it was... a fun time had by
>all.
>
>It's pretty sad that you lack the ability to understand the concept of
>hospitality. But, it's not surprising. People from joisey seem to be
>pretty bitter about living in such a Hell hole.
>
>BTW - Several people have been having a good laugh on your behalf. You can
>tell yourself all you want that you are bitchin, but the inferiority complex
>sticks out like a sore thumb. What was it in your childhood that lead to
>this dysfunctional emotional downward spiral that you are caught up in?
>Carson would like to understand it so that perhaps he can add your condition
>to his list of charities for 2002.
></KOOK>
>
I'm just curious. Do you ever write anything related to surf
that has stoke? Your basic existence in this newsgroup for the
past 3-4 years has been a fully focused attempt to scratch the
eyes out of those who know you are a kook.
You are the most negative person I have ever known. Is there any
thing in your life that you are happy about?
Enjoy ASKOTY: http://eunion.com/tbone/carson/
-jb (200lbs of...)
jb
<eastcoas...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>surfgeo <sur...@ev1.net>
>wrote:
>
>> Take a bow, carson, you have finally succeeded in getting EVERYONES
>> attention!
>>
>> you worked hard for this. now bask in the glory.
>
>
> The icing to the cake:
> The ultimate kook move is to corrall a bunch of ASers in
> your double wide trailer
Yeah, that pic did look like everyone was in a walkin' closet
when the picture was taken. Looked cramped.
-jb
Always Stoke
> "Always Stoke"
> > surfgeo <sur...@ev1.net>
> > wrote:
> >
> > > Take a bow, carson, you have finally succeeded in getting EVERYONES
> > > attention!
> > >
> > > you worked hard for this. now bask in the glory.
> >
> >
> > The icing to the cake:
> > The ultimate kook move is to corrall a bunch of ASers in
> > your double wide trailer so you can pose a "hey look, I met
> > some ASers
>
> <SCR>
> Guys like you do not have the ability to see things for what they are.
As an experienced artist, musician and surfer , I beg to differ.
> So
> you try to put a negative spin on things so that you can relate it back to
> how you do things (you are all about: "Hey, look at me. I think I can surf.
> Let me show you... really"). Thus, you try to label a night of good ole
> fashion visiting as something other than what it was... a fun time had by
> all.
Wrong again. [ Dont worry, I stopped keeping score a while back. ]
SCR, Please refer to Newton's 3rd Law
> It's pretty sad that you lack the ability to understand the concept of
> hospitality. But, it's not surprising. People from joisey seem to be
> pretty bitter about living in such a Hell hole.
<LOL> hahaa.. here's where the BIG irony exists
(and you also sound like you're talking out of yer arse).
It totally proves how little you know about me:
What, something 2 DOZEN ASers have met me, tripped with me,
partied with me, you name it. I'll give you all their emails
and you can bulk email them and ask for a critique on
the nuthing but positive vibes and unconditionaly hospiltality
I have given to them, both in my house and out on the road.
I've always held an open door policy to traveling ASers and
SEVERAL have taken up on it and enjoyed my families' company,
cooking, and good times with my friends and I.
Carson, I'd really like you to do a google search and
see how many accurate examples of me actually
complaining about living here. Good luck.
I've done nothing but pimp how stoked I am to live
in a place that frequently dishes up this:
http://www.artopiaproductions.com/marksecretspot/report/1-20-02_barrys/
..more than you think, and with get this, Z E R O crowds.
Bitter? <LOL>
Carson, if you *really*knew me you'd realize you gotta be
a real prick to get ME "mad". I can take a joke, not sure 'bout you Hoss.
> BTW - Several people have been having a good laugh on your behalf.
Great, then I've done my job well here.
> You can
> tell yourself all you want that you are bitchin,
I FUCKIN R U L E!
[how many people here wanna bet he takes that seriously?]
> but the inferiority complex sticks out like a sore thumb.
Now that would be contridictory to being the concieted pimp.
> What was it in your childhood that lead to
> this dysfunctional emotional downward spiral that you are caught up in?
Couldnt tell ya. I've felt kinda "uppity" these days sharing
the stage with famous musicians and a watching a gorgeous
prodigy daugter grow up. So, of course I dont know what your talking about.
A loving family and excelling at sports painted my childhood.
So, see how DUMB...
>> What was it in your childhood that lead to
>> this dysfunctional emotional downward spiral that you are caught up in?
.... sounds?
>
> Carson would like to understand it so that perhaps he can add your condition
> to his list of charities for 2002.
> </SCR>
Condition: Always Stoke©
Carson, you couldnt debate your way out of a paper bag. <GG>
--
.....m@rk ....just, m@rk
Always Stoke
> A person so misinformed of the true facts falsely presumed once again:
> <snip>
> > What was it in your childhood that lead to
> > this dysfunctional emotional downward spiral that you are caught up in?
>
>
> Couldnt tell ya. I've felt kinda "uppity" these days
<snip>
..oh, SCR, I forgot to add; Sarge and I took the day off tomorrow.
It's his birthday and I got 'comp' tickets to go boarding.
It's gonna be close to 50F, sunny, and they just got fresh 6"
the board are waxed, CDs, gear and 'other things' packed,
and the open road ahead.
I'm such a miserable s-o-b arnt I?
<LOL>
Buenos Noches Senior!
--
.....m@rk [ 185lbs of PURE Stoke© ]
Always Stoke
> Always Stoke <eastcoas...@hotmail.com> scribed:
>
> > Carson, if you *really*knew me you'd realize you gotta be
> > a real prick to get ME "mad". I can take a joke, not sure
> > 'bout you Hoss.
>
>
> Wow, praise from Caesar.
<LOL>
Buenos Olas mi compadre!
--
.....m@rk ....just, m@rk
FlekToneZ
"Carson XP" <c...@h2ozone.net> wrote in message
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>
Could be short-man's complex, but I don't think there's a charity for that
yet...maybe spring for some lifts?
>:P <----and if you need one
_FleK 6 foot 3 like Muhammid Ali
Carson XP
"DaRat~" <surf...@hot-curl-mail.com> wrote in message
news:u4pnvnj...@corp.supernews.com...
> this coming from a guy who speaks in the third person
> and spends more wasted usenet spacing talking shit about two
> people than talking about the joys of surfing. you've got a
> lot of room to talk there sport.
>
This, from a rat... yeah, you're with it (NOT). Go back to your rat nest.
</SCR>
Carson XP
"jb" <j...@swbeli.net.invalid> wrote in message
news:3c4cece2...@news.dallas.sbcglobal.net...
>>
> I'm just curious. Do you ever write anything related to surf
> that has stoke? Your basic existence in this newsgroup for the
> past 3-4 years has been a fully focused attempt to scratch the
> eyes out of those who know you are a kook.
<SCR>
If you want to talk lacking surf content, just look at the overwhelming
majority of items in your sent items box in your news reader. Anything that
does include surf content form you is merely a farce. You are a fake. A
KooK. A liar, and a wimp!
Carson's exposing you as a KooK is not negative... it's just what it is: THE
TRUTH! And you, jb, are the only person who is upset about your being
exposed. Nobody else gives a shit.
As for your other nonsense, well what's negative about calling you out as a
poser and challenging you to back your trash talk up in person. Being a fat
little chickenshit is only negative for you.
</SCR>
DaRat~
with such bullshit as the goings on of a few local
alt.surfers, as in on a daily basis. you've got issues bro,
serious issues. i think i'd have to kick your ass if i ever
had to meet you. maybe we could even get a picture of that.
how'd that be?
--
Carson XP <c...@h2ozone.net> wrote in message
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Surfgeotwo
>TRUTH! And you, jb, are the only person who is upset about your being
>exposed. Nobody else gives a shit.
>
yep. we dont give a shit because we know you are wrong, and arguing with you
is like arguing with a brick wall.
get over it carson, you look so weak dwelling on this.
>As for your other nonsense, well what's negative about calling you out as a
>poser and challenging you to back your trash talk up in person. Being a fat
>little chickenshit is only negative for you.
></SCR>
>
>
>
wrongo carson. jb surfed big nestles, and ... what about the el salvador trip
he has pics of? hmmm? all fakes?
oh yeah, i forgot, since we dont live in san diego and surf the same waves you
do, then you are the coolest guy around. ho hum. havent we all heard that
ad-nauseum?
"Kill 'em all, let m@rk sort 'em out!"
Surfgeotwo
>when the picture was taken. Looked cramped.
>
>
>
>-jb
the really funny thing is now we all know how joane keeps her "mexican help" in
line
Surfgeotwo
> a real prick to get ME "mad". I can take a joke, not sure 'bout you
>Hoss.
>
hey, i am considered a real big prick by many - former adversaries of retriever
trials, tae-kwon-do sparring, bar-room bouncing, surfing, and 8 yrs of little
league coaching....and, um, not to mention 79.342% of alt dot surfing.
if i cant piss mark off, no one can! mark rules!!!
sisom speaks the truth. carson, you would crap your shorts on those totally
gnarly joisey beach breaks.
oh yeah, you crap your shorts in any surf, as you so proudly display in yor own
web site! LOL!!!
Surfgeotwo
>with such bullshit as the goings on of a few local
>alt.surfers, as in on a daily basis. you've got issues bro,
>serious issues. i think i'd have to kick your ass if i ever
>had to meet you. maybe we could even get a picture of that.
> how'd that be?
>
>
dude, i owe you a steak dinner. you hit it on the head, he is so obsessed with
2 texas surfers! that makes carson more of a joke than being a texas surfer!
my west coast biz travels will be planned soon, let me know where you are.
OBsurfr
snipped the other stuff
i think i'd have to kick your ass if i ever
> had to meet you. maybe we could even get a picture of that.
> how'd that be?
>
Holy SH*T! Bare knuckled text based (ascii) fight! This should be good.
"Are we readyyyyyyyy to rumble! In this corner, DaRat weighing in at 0
pounds and the other corner. Carson weighing in at 0 lbs (ascii doesn't
weigh anything or does it?Dave Blake, Steve M, Doc wanna chime in here!) Who
wants to referee, Lem, BA? We also need some judges! How 'bout Surf, Foon
and Neal. Kneeboarders are useless, they keep score in half points so forget
Doc and myself. We can have JV in a bikini carrying the card between rounds!
OB(try to inject some humor into this increasingly ugly thread)surfr
Always Stoke
Anyone documenting this stufff? lol
--
.....m@rk ....just, m@rk
Always Stoke
<g.ba...@home.com> wrote:
Ballee me George.. there's PLENTY of laughing going on! ...
--
.....m@rk ....just, m@rk
Lemons!
Bad Teeth® gets his teeth fixed.
Bad Teeth® goes surfing.
Bad Teeth® gets the girl.
Now Bad Teeth® is a newsgroup badass!
You go little Bad Teeth®!!!
"DaRat~" <surf...@hot-curl-mail.com> wrote > yeah, but at least this
Michael Sullivan
>
snip
> >
>
> dude, i owe you a steak dinner. you hit it on the head, he is so obsessed with
> 2 texas surfers! that makes carson more of a joke than being a texas surfer!
>
> my west coast biz travels will be planned soon, let me know where you are.
The only thing worth seeing where Eric is is the
Sully homestead.
If you're doing NoCal you will be required to do
a Blakesurf, I'll buy the beers for what's left....
:^)
When is the next NoCal run?
Mike
jb
wrote:
No. You are a kook... herky-jerky diapered monkey, stooped like
a stinkbug and looking all funky, kook.
Doc
"OBsurfr" <g.ba...@home.com> wrote in message
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>
> "DaRat~" <surf...@hot-curl-mail.com> wrote in message
> news:u4s5tvc...@corp.supernews.com...
>
> snipped the other stuff
> i think i'd have to kick your ass if i ever
> > had to meet you. maybe we could even get a picture of that.
> > how'd that be?
> >
> Holy SH*T! Bare knuckled text based (ascii) fight! This should be good.
> "Are we readyyyyyyyy to rumble! In this corner, DaRat weighing in at 0
> pounds and the other corner. Carson weighing in at 0 lbs (ascii doesn't
> weigh anything or does it?Dave Blake, Steve M, Doc wanna chime in here!)
Thank god it wasn't cgi. That could have gotten really ugly.
> Who
> wants to referee, Lem, BA? We also need some judges! How 'bout Surf, Foon
> and Neal. Kneeboarders are useless, they keep score in half points so
forget
> Doc and myself.
Right, I can see it now;
8, 8, 7, 9 .... and the kneeboarder judge scores them
{([e^x]*c^2)/(gamma^3)}.......
kinda like the olympics. Wonder if one of the cable channels would be
interested......
> We can have JV in a bikini carrying the card between rounds!
So long as she doesn't do that groin kick thing at the judge scribbling an
equation on his score sheet..... what the hell, it's gotta be better than
pro wrestling.
> OB(try to inject some humor into this increasingly ugly thread)surfr
Doc - ( the smaller half of over 400 lbs of south-of-the-border kneeboarding
comedians - sorta like martin and lewis in duck feet )
Carson XP
Hey surfBOZO, you'd better do a recount... of all the your posts about
Carson, that is. The obsessed parties here are you and jb. You guys have
nothing to say outside of this Carson thing.
Question: Do either of you simps surf?
Sure, the posters of AS know you say so. But there is no credibility in
what you claim. In fact, particularly so in jb's case. Your bull shit is
so apparent, and so contrived, yet you guys think that people in here will
accept that sunset is actually sunrise because you say so.
Well, whatever floats your boat.
S. Carson Rhodes
P.S. Carson will now be in Houston the entire time, jb. The side trip to
Bandera has been postponed. So again, Carson offers you the opportunity to
back your trash talk up, you fat little pigmy. The dates are Feb 14th -
18th.
</SCR>
"Surfgeotwo" <surfg...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Surfgeotwo
>Hey surfBOZO, you'd better do a recount... of all the your posts about
>Carson, that is. The obsessed parties here are you and jb. You guys have
>nothing to say outside of this Carson thing.
>
>Question: Do either of you simps surf?
>
>Sure, the posters of AS know you say so. But there is no credibility in
>what you claim. In fact, particularly so in jb's case. Your bull shit is
>so apparent, and so contrived, yet you guys think that people in here will
>accept that sunset is actually sunrise because you say so.
>
>Well, whatever floats your boat.
>
>S. Carson Rhodes
>P.S. Carson will now be in Houston the entire time, jb. The side trip to
>Bandera has been postponed. So again, Carson offers you the opportunity to
>back your trash talk up, you fat little pigmy. The dates are Feb 14th -
>18th.
>
></SCR>
hey carson, i knew you would be back soon. so what day are we going mountain
biking?
Timothy B. Maddux
Well, what about you? I've never seen jb or
Surfgeo surf, but I've never seen you either.
But I have met people who claim to have seen
them surf. Can't say the same for you.
--
.-``'. Tim Maddux, Ocean Engineering Lab, UCSB
.` .`~ tbma...@engineering.ucsb.edu
_.-' '._ Santa Barbara Surfing - http://www.me.ucsb.edu/~tbmaddux/
Thornhill Broom
Maddog Unleashed Wrote in message news:a2veq0$l...@gap.cco.caltech.edu...
Lemons!
wind and lead with your emotions! Go girl!
"Timothy B. Maddux" <tbma...@alumni.caltech.edu> wrote
OBsurfr
Although you have never met me, trust me on this.
I've surfed with him (Carson). I know others who have surfed the same
radical reefs with him.
Carson is a good surfer.
OB(never trust a kneeboarder)surfr
"Timothy B. Maddux" <tbma...@alumni.caltech.edu> wrote in message
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Always Stoke
Maddux) wrote:
> In article <%dE48.35755$dG.16...@news1.rdc1.sdca.home.com>,
> Carson XP <c...@h2ozone.net> wrote:
> >Question: Do either of you simps surf?
>
> Well, what about you? I've never seen jb or
> Surfgeo surf, but I've never seen you either.
> But I have met people who claim to have seen
> them surf. Can't say the same for you.
Oh, then what the heck is this:
http://eunion.com/tbone/stink/stink.html
--
.....m@rk ....just, m@rk
jb
On Sat, 26 Jan 2002, "Carson eXtreme Kook" wrote:
>
>S. Carson Rhodes
>P.S. Carson will now be in Houston the entire time, jb. The side trip to
>Bandera has been postponed. So again, Carson offers you the opportunity to
>back your trash talk up, you fat little pigmy. The dates are Feb 14th -
>18th.
>
My house doesn't have wheels on it. It's a fixed address.
Shouldn't be too hard for you to figure out.
Last time we did this I handed you your ass on a plate and you
couldn't even get yourself up off the ground.
-jb
Carson XP
"jb" <j...@swbeli.net.invalid> wrote in message
>
> On Sat, 26 Jan 2002, "Carson eXtreme Kook" wrote:
> >
> >S. Carson Rhodes
> >P.S. Carson will now be in Houston the entire time, jb. The side trip to
> >Bandera has been postponed. So again, Carson offers you the opportunity
to
> >back your trash talk up, you fat little pigmy. The dates are Feb 14th -
> >18th.
> >
>
> My house doesn't have wheels on it. It's a fixed address.
> Shouldn't be too hard for you to figure out.
<SCR>
Come on, you can do better than that. What a f--king pussy.
</SCR>
>
> Last time we did this I handed you your ass on a plate and you
> couldn't even get yourself up off the ground.
<SCR>
You wish.
Last time you screamed like a little girl that you were going to get your
glock. At least be a f--king man, and bring your threats to Carson. He'll
be waiting, and you know exactly where to find him. You are not even a half
man.
</SCR>
Carson XP
"jb" <j...@swbeli.net.invalid> wrote in message
>
> On Sat, 26 Jan 2002, "Carson eXtreme Kook" wrote:
>
>
> My house doesn't have wheels on it. It's a fixed address.
> Shouldn't be too hard for you to figure out.
>
> Last time
<SCR>
LAST TIME... Last time you had your wife call Carson because you were
worried that the big, bad Carson was going to hunt you down like the
squirrel that you are. Did you tell your little AS socialite friends about
that one? Even Mrs. Carson thought you were such a pussy for hiding behind
your wife.
You talk all big in here, but puss out when it gets down to the brass tacks.
So here's your chance.
You are a chickenshit... bok, bok, bok, bok, bok!
</SCR>
jb
>
>"jb" <j...@swbeli.net.invalid> wrote in message
>news:3c53a51f...@news.dallas.sbcglobal.net...
>>
>> On Sat, 26 Jan 2002, "Carson eXtreme Kook" wrote:
>> >
>> >S. Carson Rhodes
>> >P.S. Carson will now be in Houston the entire time, jb. The side trip to
>> >Bandera has been postponed. So again, Carson offers you the opportunity
>to
>> >back your trash talk up, you fat little pigmy. The dates are Feb 14th -
>> >18th.
>> >
>>
>> My house doesn't have wheels on it. It's a fixed address.
>> Shouldn't be too hard for you to figure out.
>
><SCR>
>Come on, you can do better than that. What a f--king pussy.
></SCR>
>
You'll have to explain that response to me. How much better can
I do than explain to you where you can find me? Knock on my
door, I'll answer.
>>
>> Last time we did this I handed you your ass on a plate and you
>> couldn't even get yourself up off the ground.
>
>
>You wish.
>
>Last time you screamed like a little girl that you were going to get your
>glock. At least be a f--king man, and bring your threats to Carson. He'll
>be waiting, and you know exactly where to find him. You are not even a half
>man.
>
Do you ever listen to yourself or read what you write? It's got
to be embarrassing.
I'll repeat this just in case you didn't catch it the first time:
"Last time we did this I handed you your ass on a plate and you
couldn't even get yourself up off the ground."
-jb
jb
I feel for you bro, your issues are deep. But it is fun watching
you shit yourself in public.
-jb
On Sun, 27 Jan 2002 07:49:18 GMT, "Carson XP" <c...@h2ozone.net>
wrote:
>
surfgeo
its unbelievable. i challenge carson to a simple friendly mountain
bike ride together while he is here, and he declines. i offer an
olive branch and dinner at a nice restaurant where they show endless
surf flicks. he declines.
carson hails mountain bikink as "the most worthy of alternative
sports". therefore, this is akin to turning down an AS session.
thats typically not looked upon to well in AS.
yet he tosses endless challenges to jb for a serious physical fight
while he is here. a middle-aged man wanting to duke it out over typed
words in AS.
carson, take the high road. lets go for a ride and then have some
grilled tuna or mahi-mahi and shrimp, on me. the bike is no issue, we
can score you a bike somehow.
Always Stoke
wrote:
> its unbelievable. i challenge carson to a simple friendly mountain
> bike ride together while he is here, and he declines. i offer an
> olive branch and dinner at a nice restaurant where they show endless
> surf flicks. he declines.
>
> carson hails mountain bikink as "the most worthy of alternative
> sports". therefore, this is akin to turning down an AS session.
> thats typically not looked upon to well in AS.
>
> yet he tosses endless challenges to jb for a serious physical fight
> while he is here. a middle-aged man wanting to duke it out over typed
> words in AS.
>
> carson, take the high road. lets go for a ride and then have some
> grilled tuna or mahi-mahi and shrimp, on me. the bike is no issue, we
> can score you a bike somehow.
>
> 713-623-5099 ext. 103
Damm Carson, he puts his # up for you even!!! What gives???
Show up and either put up yer dukes with JB,
AND/OR go ride and score a free dinner with Surfgeo to break bread!
DO IT YOU P U S S Y !!!!
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Always Stoke
<surf...@hot-curl-mail.com> wrote:
> yeah, but at least this rat surfs and isn't obsessed
> with such bullshit as the goings on of a few local
> alt.surfers, as in on a daily basis. you've got issues bro,
> serious issues. i think i'd have to kick your ass if i ever
> had to meet you. maybe we could even get a picture of that.
> how'd that be?
I'd P A Y to see that. LOL
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Lemons!
in 2 minutes in the tavern for $200. He lost then puked.
Hot mamas are these nasty sausages made out of beef hearts
that have a shelf life of ten years. You'll see them in a plastic
jar sitting on the bar in your "finer establishments"...
"Always Stoke" <eastcoas...@hotmail.com> wrote
Always Stoke
> Me too. Last night some kid tried to eat 10 "hot mamas"
> in 2 minutes in the tavern for $200. He lost then puked.
>
> Hot mamas are these nasty sausages made out of beef hearts
> that have a shelf life of ten years. You'll see them in a plastic
> jar sitting on the bar in your "finer establishments"...
EECH! Talk about a dumb move. Loosin' 200 THEN puking.
There's been a bet going 'round my neighborhood lately;
Who can drink a gallon of milk within within I believe an hour
{forgot the exact time limit} Supposedly it *cant* be done.
So far, I've seen 4 people try. Farthest anyone got so far
without yakkin' is 3/4 through the gallon.
> "Always Stoke" <eastcoas...@hotmail.com> wrote
> > I'd P A Y to see that. LOL
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