PATRICK HUMPHREY THE LIBERTARIAN STALKER
Rack Jite
Synopsis of a Houston Libertarian, Squealer, Stalker and Loser:
--Patrick L. 'a grandfather to be -- and any congratulations from a
sick little asshole named Peter Nyikos will be returned with a grenade
with a pulled pin' Humphrey
--PLH, and people wonder why I occasionally pedal by Dahlman's house
to give him the one-finger salute...
Oh...and you need to trim the mustache...
--Patrick L. ‘El Lago, April 9, about 14:35 remember me?’ Humphrey"
You need to clean up the toys in your driveway...
--Patrick L. "Dave can't stand that I know where he lives" Humphrey
I guess it's just an amazing coincidence, then, that the pictures on
your home page just happen to bear an uncanny resemblance to the
fellow out in front of your listed address when I came down the street
one afternoon three weeks ago...
--Patrick L. 'coming by again in two weeks' Humphrey
"I don't think so, because you don't resemble me at all...and that
much I know from personal experience, after two weekends ago.
--Patrick L. ‘it was a worthwhile 88 miles spent’ Humphrey
Be sure to understand this is about the sixth occasion this squealer
has been to what he presumes to be my home...
Rack Jite
Try *fourth*
--Patrick L. 'bout time to put on the Spandex and pedal over that way
:-)’Humphrey"
The tire swing in front of your house...
--Patrick L. "still pedaling" Humphrey
Thanks to a gutless bastard in the Houston suburbs named David F.
Dahlman, you mean. And I never claimed there was a tire swing in your
front yard, liar. Your _neighbor's_ yard, yes -- and that was
something like three years ago, too. Are you going to state that your
yard is in the same state of being cluttered now as it was three years
ago?
--Patrick L. "14 days, tick tick tick, heh heh" Humphrey
I've pedaled by his house three or four times, and one time, just by
dumb luck, he and his family happened to be outside.
--Patrick L. Humphrey
--Patrick L. better hide, 'Shawn' -- less than two months to my visit
to Austin :-) Humphrey
Hey, S. Shawn...now that you're in the DFW area, you'll have to hide
under your bed again, because we're going to be up there next weekend
--PLH, six days and rolling
Sad, but true...but at least it'll be a bit easier than I thought to
encounter "Shawn" when I'm in Austin next month -- if I'm out at
night, just look for anyone peeking into windows...
--Patrick L. Humphrey
No, it's more like you're in your own little world out there in the
Houston suburbs.
--Patrick L. "17 days and pedaling" Humphrey
It figures a foreigner like you couldn't.... Personally, I'd just as
soon you go back to whatever underprivileged neighborhood in the U.S.
you got booted out of -- the farther away from Texas, the better.
That is _my_ opinion.
--Patrick L. and it can be yours, but it'll cost ya big time Humphrey
You lie like a rug, "Shawn". Pointing out that Dahlman lives across
town from me -- so what? ...I have NEVER posted the name on his
mailbox (another interesting claim, since you think his mailbox is on
the street, and it isn't -- no one's is, in that area, and in a LOT of
areas all over Houston), and I pointed out the appearance of his yard
*two years ago*, Get back to me when you can write something
original, "Shawn". Meanwhile, go cower under your bed, since I'm only
37 days away from being in the same city as you.
--Patrick L. "just thought I'd say that" Humphrey
Besides, I'm going to be pedaling by, less than five miles away, on
the morning of March 30
--Patrick L. "I think I just guaranteed myself a smooth pedal down to
the Island" Humphrey
--Patrick L. "pull!" Humphrey
--PLH, I'll deal with Shawn on the 30th, heh heh heh
Better run and hide, S. Shawn. I may be in -your- neighborhood.
--PLH, I've got a Bat Attitude.
It's funny, though, that at one time, Jimbo had FOUR phone lines
listed under his name at one address -- and then, all of a
sudden, he's down to ONE line at a different address that is actually
an apartment complex. Yeah, I know a LOT of people who move an entire
family from a house to a cracker-box apartment...
--PLH
Picture and more info this abject loser at:
http://www.dragonfire.net/~RJ/squealer
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I suppose I can understand the selfish callous disregard
of conservatives, it's their pride in it that passes me by.
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Student Default Acct
Rack Jite (rack...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:
: Synopsis of a Houston Libertarian, Squealer, Stalker and Loser:
: --Patrick L. 'a grandfather to be -- and any congratulations from a
: sick little asshole named Peter Nyikos will be returned with a grenade
: with a pulled pin' Humphrey
Patrick Humphrey, the potentially violent psychopath.
: --PLH, and people wonder why I occasionally pedal by Dahlman's house
: to give him the one-finger salute...
Patrick Humphrey, who obviously had a suspended drivers license at
the time.
: Oh...and you need to trim the mustache...
: --Patrick L. ‘El Lago, April 9, about 14:35 remember me?’ Humphrey"
Patrick Humphrey, the male facial hair fetishist.
: You need to clean up the toys in your driveway...
: --Patrick L. "Dave can't stand that I know where he lives" Humphrey
Patrick wants to go play, but is jealous of the other kid's toys.
: I guess it's just an amazing coincidence, then, that the pictures on
: your home page just happen to bear an uncanny resemblance to the
: fellow out in front of your listed address when I came down the street
: one afternoon three weeks ago...
: --Patrick L. 'coming by again in two weeks' Humphrey
Must be forged. Patrick Humphrey has DENIED that he's a stalkmaster.
: "I don't think so, because you don't resemble me at all...and that
: much I know from personal experience, after two weekends ago.
: --Patrick L. ‘it was a worthwhile 88 miles spent’ Humphrey
More evidence that he's a stalkmaster, which he has denied.
: Be sure to understand this is about the sixth occasion this squealer
: has been to what he presumes to be my home...
: Rack Jite
Is that like "wistleblower?"
: Try *fourth*
: --Patrick L. 'bout time to put on the Spandex and pedal over that way
: :-)’Humphrey"
Patrick Humphrey, still without a driver's license, but indicating a
fetish for pantyhose.
: The tire swing in front of your house...
: --Patrick L. "still pedaling" Humphrey
See above.
: Thanks to a gutless bastard in the Houston suburbs named David F.
: Dahlman, you mean. And I never claimed there was a tire swing in your
: front yard, liar. Your _neighbor's_ yard, yes -- and that was
: something like three years ago, too. Are you going to state that your
: yard is in the same state of being cluttered now as it was three years
: ago?
: --Patrick L. "14 days, tick tick tick, heh heh" Humphrey
Tick tick tick? As in a Houston version of the Unibomber?
: I've pedaled by his house three or four times, and one time, just by
: dumb luck, he and his family happened to be outside.
: --Patrick L. Humphrey
Still without a car. Perhaps Daddy won't give him the keys.
: --Patrick L. better hide, 'Shawn' -- less than two months to my visit
: to Austin :-) Humphrey
Humphrey has denied being a stalker.
: Hey, S. Shawn...now that you're in the DFW area, you'll have to hide
: under your bed again, because we're going to be up there next weekend
: --PLH, six days and rolling
Shawn? Hiding under his bed? Possibly a closet homosexual.
: Sad, but true...but at least it'll be a bit easier than I thought to
: encounter "Shawn" when I'm in Austin next month -- if I'm out at
: night, just look for anyone peeking into windows...
: --Patrick L. Humphrey
Patrick Humphrey, again indicating an interest in connecting with Shawn.
This time revealing his interest in window-peeping.
: No, it's more like you're in your own little world out there in the
: Houston suburbs.
: --Patrick L. "17 days and pedaling" Humphrey
Still in his little bike.
: It figures a foreigner like you couldn't.... Personally, I'd just as
: soon you go back to whatever underprivileged neighborhood in the U.S.
: you got booted out of -- the farther away from Texas, the better.
: That is _my_ opinion.
: --Patrick L. and it can be yours, but it'll cost ya big time Humphrey
Patrick Humphrey's racist tendencies.
: You lie like a rug, "Shawn". Pointing out that Dahlman lives across
: town from me -- so what? ...I have NEVER posted the name on his
: mailbox (another interesting claim, since you think his mailbox is on
: the street, and it isn't -- no one's is, in that area, and in a LOT of
: areas all over Houston), and I pointed out the appearance of his yard
: *two years ago*, Get back to me when you can write something
: original, "Shawn". Meanwhile, go cower under your bed, since I'm only
: 37 days away from being in the same city as you.
: --Patrick L. "just thought I'd say that" Humphrey
Sounds like a threat to me.
: Besides, I'm going to be pedaling by, less than five miles away, on
: the morning of March 30
: --Patrick L. "I think I just guaranteed myself a smooth pedal down to
: the Island" Humphrey
Still on his little bike.
: --Patrick L. "pull!" Humphrey
A possible reference to Shawn again?
: --PLH, I'll deal with Shawn on the 30th, heh heh heh
Sounds kinky.
: Better run and hide, S. Shawn. I may be in -your- neighborhood.
: --PLH, I've got a Bat Attitude.
Another threat from someone who denies being a stalker.
: It's funny, though, that at one time, Jimbo had FOUR phone lines
: listed under his name at one address -- and then, all of a
: sudden, he's down to ONE line at a different address that is actually
: an apartment complex. Yeah, I know a LOT of people who move an entire
: family from a house to a cracker-box apartment...
: --PLH
Cracker box? Meaning unimmune to gunfire from drive-by shootings by
little boys on bikes?
: Picture and more info this abject loser at:
: http://www.dragonfire.net/~RJ/squealer
The pot is calling the kettle black.
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The opinions expressed herein do not represent the views of the
University of Houston, the faculty, administrative officers, or
the Board of Regents.
Rack Jite
Synopsis of a Houston Libertarian, Squealer, Stalker and Loser:
--Patrick L. 'a grandfather to be -- and any congratulations from a
sick little asshole named Peter Nyikos will be returned with a grenade
with a pulled pin' Humphrey
--PLH, and people wonder why I occasionally pedal by Dahlman's house
to give him the one-finger salute...
Oh...and you need to trim the mustache...
--Patrick L. ‘El Lago, April 9, about 14:35 remember me?’ Humphrey"
You need to clean up the toys in your driveway...
--Patrick L. "Dave can't stand that I know where he lives" Humphrey
I guess it's just an amazing coincidence, then, that the pictures on
your home page just happen to bear an uncanny resemblance to the
fellow out in front of your listed address when I came down the street
one afternoon three weeks ago...
--Patrick L. 'coming by again in two weeks' Humphrey
"I don't think so, because you don't resemble me at all...and that
much I know from personal experience, after two weekends ago.
--Patrick L. ‘it was a worthwhile 88 miles spent’ Humphrey
Be sure to understand this is about the sixth occasion this squealer
has been to what he presumes to be my home...
Rack Jite
Try *fourth*
--Patrick L. 'bout time to put on the Spandex and pedal over that way
:-)’Humphrey"
The tire swing in front of your house...
--Patrick L. "still pedaling" Humphrey
Thanks to a gutless bastard in the Houston suburbs named David F.
Dahlman, you mean. And I never claimed there was a tire swing in your
front yard, liar. Your _neighbor's_ yard, yes -- and that was
something like three years ago, too. Are you going to state that your
yard is in the same state of being cluttered now as it was three years
ago?
--Patrick L. "14 days, tick tick tick, heh heh" Humphrey
I've pedaled by his house three or four times, and one time, just by
dumb luck, he and his family happened to be outside.
--Patrick L. Humphrey
--Patrick L. better hide, 'Shawn' -- less than two months to my visit
to Austin :-) Humphrey
Hey, S. Shawn...now that you're in the DFW area, you'll have to hide
under your bed again, because we're going to be up there next weekend
--PLH, six days and rolling
Sad, but true...but at least it'll be a bit easier than I thought to
encounter "Shawn" when I'm in Austin next month -- if I'm out at
night, just look for anyone peeking into windows...
--Patrick L. Humphrey
No, it's more like you're in your own little world out there in the
Houston suburbs.
--Patrick L. "17 days and pedaling" Humphrey
It figures a foreigner like you couldn't.... Personally, I'd just as
soon you go back to whatever underprivileged neighborhood in the U.S.
you got booted out of -- the farther away from Texas, the better.
That is _my_ opinion.
--Patrick L. and it can be yours, but it'll cost ya big time Humphrey
You lie like a rug, "Shawn". Pointing out that Dahlman lives across
town from me -- so what? ...I have NEVER posted the name on his
mailbox (another interesting claim, since you think his mailbox is on
the street, and it isn't -- no one's is, in that area, and in a LOT of
areas all over Houston), and I pointed out the appearance of his yard
*two years ago*, Get back to me when you can write something
original, "Shawn". Meanwhile, go cower under your bed, since I'm only
37 days away from being in the same city as you.
--Patrick L. "just thought I'd say that" Humphrey
Besides, I'm going to be pedaling by, less than five miles away, on
the morning of March 30
--Patrick L. "I think I just guaranteed myself a smooth pedal down to
the Island" Humphrey
--Patrick L. "pull!" Humphrey
--PLH, I'll deal with Shawn on the 30th, heh heh heh
Better run and hide, S. Shawn. I may be in -your- neighborhood.
--PLH, I've got a Bat Attitude.
It's funny, though, that at one time, Jimbo had FOUR phone lines
listed under his name at one address -- and then, all of a
sudden, he's down to ONE line at a different address that is actually
an apartment complex. Yeah, I know a LOT of people who move an entire
family from a house to a cracker-box apartment...
--PLH
Picture and more info this abject loser at:
http://www.dragonfire.net/~RJ/squealer
Student Default Acct
This must be a rerun. I've seen this episode before.
Rack Jite (rack...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:
: Synopsis of a Houston Libertarian, Squealer, Stalker and Loser:
: --Patrick L. "pull!" Humphrey
:
Michael W. Furnish
Rack Jite wrote:
> Synopsis of a Houston Libertarian, Squealer, Stalker and Loser:
> I guess it's just an amazing coincidence, then, that the pictures on
> your home page just happen to bear an uncanny resemblance to the
> fellow out in front of your listed address when I came down the street
>
> one afternoon three weeks ago...
> --Patrick L. 'coming by again in two weeks' Humphrey
I don't believe I gotta quote all the crap. I do have a couple of
questions:
Is it illegal to ride down a public street on a bike or in a car?
Is it illegal to post messages in the newsgroup?
Is there free speech in the USA? Oh I know that if you were in charge,
the first thing to go is the
first amendment..
Is it illegal to be a net stalker if there is such a thing?
Has PLH violated any federal, state or local laws?
There are people out in the real world with real problems.
It seems most of your problems are in the head or in cyberspace.
Now let me get this right!
You called PLH's employer to cry about what? He was mean to you? Or
maybe he rode
by your house (oh I mean someone else's house). Or was it to restrict
PLH's first amendment rights?
Exactly what were you trying to do?
If your name is not Dave Dahlman, then why are you so upset with the so
called "SQUEALING"?
Michael W. Furnish
Michael W. Furnish
Michael W. Furnish
Michael W. Furnish
Patrick L. Humphrey
>Rack Jite wrote:
>> Synopsis of a Houston Libertarian, Squealer, Stalker and Loser:
>> I guess it's just an amazing coincidence, then, that the pictures on
>> your home page just happen to bear an uncanny resemblance to the
>> fellow out in front of your listed address when I came down the street
>> one afternoon three weeks ago...
>> --Patrick L. 'coming by again in two weeks' Humphrey
>I don't believe I gotta quote all the crap. I do have a couple of
>questions:
>Is it illegal to ride down a public street on a bike or in a car?
Not in Texas, it isn't. I think even Dave knows that much.
>Is it illegal to post messages in the newsgroup?
I have a feeling it would be, if Dave Dahlman had his say.
>Is there free speech in the USA? Oh I know that if you were in charge,
>the first thing to go is the
>first amendment..
Precisely. You might also want to ask him how many times people from Usenet
have tried to contact HIS employer, versus how many times he's gone to
employers of people in Usenet newsgroups who said something he didn't like.
(By my own count, he loses, by at least a score of 4-0.)
>Is it illegal to be a net stalker if there is such a thing?
There isn't any such thing in Texas, Dahlman's and Kennemur's fervent wishes
to the contrary notwithstanding.
>Has PLH violated any federal, state or local laws?
Nope. You might want to ask him why, if he's so sure I *am* violating a law,
he never has bothered reporting it to the police?
>There are people out in the real world with real problems.
>It seems most of your problems are in the head or in cyberspace.
You're right on the bullseye, Mike. Good shot.
>Now let me get this right!
>You called PLH's employer to cry about what? He was mean to you? Or
>maybe he rode
>by your house (oh I mean someone else's house). Or was it to restrict
>PLH's first amendment rights?
>Exactly what were you trying to do?
What he *really* wanted to do, I'd suspect, was get me fired, and thus silence
me. Unfortunately for him, while I did get my wrist slapped, that was about
all -- and I still work at Rice, as well as have my accounts there. His only
success was in finding someone clueless enough to give his whining any
credence -- and in an administrative bureaucracy the size of Rice's, that's
not so hard to do. Only a little patience is required.
> If your name is not Dave Dahlman, then why are you so upset with the so
>called "SQUEALING"?
...and why has he accused *me* of being obsessed with it for fourteen years,
now?
--PLH, thanks, Mike...these are questions that Dave needs to answer, but
doesn't have the balls to face up to
Rack Jite
Synopsis of a Houston Libertarian, Squealer, Stalker and Loser:
--Patrick L. 'a grandfather to be -- and any congratulations from a
sick little asshole named Peter Nyikos will be returned with a grenade
with a pulled pin' Humphrey
--PLH, and people wonder why I occasionally pedal by Dahlman's house
to give him the one-finger salute...
Oh...and you need to trim the mustache...
--Patrick L. ‘El Lago, April 9, about 14:35 remember me?’ Humphrey"
You need to clean up the toys in your driveway...
--Patrick L. "Dave can't stand that I know where he lives" Humphrey
I guess it's just an amazing coincidence, then, that the pictures on
your home page just happen to bear an uncanny resemblance to the
fellow out in front of your listed address when I came down the street
one afternoon three weeks ago...
--Patrick L. 'coming by again in two weeks' Humphrey
"I don't think so, because you don't resemble me at all...and that
Bruce Forest
Listen mate, why don't you take this crap somewhere else? Pat is a great
guy, and certainly not what you imply. This also has nothing to do with
abortion, so why not form a alt.fan.pat-humphrey newsgroup or something? Or
maybe, get a life?
In article <33f83125....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
rack...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
[a lot of paranoid piffle]
--
Bruce Forest
bfo...@mindspring.com
bfo...@snet.com
br...@sade.com
flex...@usa.net
"Prayer.. the last refuge of a scoundrel." -Lisa Simpson
Patrick L. Humphrey
In article <EFKwG...@boss.cs.ohiou.edu> gber...@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Gregory Bernath) writes:
>In article <33f83125....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
>Rack Jite <rack...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>Synopsis of a Houston Libertarian, Squealer, Stalker and Loser:
>Mr. Rack Jite, have you sought any psychological help concerning
>these peculiar obsessions you seem to have with this Patrick
>fellow?
Apparently, Dave ("Rack"'s real first name) may have been the inspiration for
a particular cartoon of Gary Larson's _Far Side_ series: the psychiatrist
with patient, writing "Just plain NUTS!" in his notes. :-)
>I mean, he never talks about you, but you spend an awful lot of
>time attacking him. Would you mind terribly sparing the rest of us
>from having to wade through your little cybervendetta once a week?
I sympathize with you...but perhaps if a few people were to forward his little
109-line robo-rant about me to worldnet.att.net every time he spams
houston.general and talk.abortion with it, he might be enlightened as to
what's proper Usenet conduct and what isn't. (I'm leaving all four newsgroups
in the distribution for this once, only because I'm not sure which of the
three non-Houston-specific newsgroups you read this in. My apologies to all
for doing so, even once.)
--PLH, who's equally mystified why Mr. Dahlman is obsessed with me