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Song Parody: For Zebra fans only! :-)

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Dave Sandborg

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Feb 16, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/16/99
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In article <19990216212312...@ng-fi1.aol.com>,
chill...@aol.com (Chillforce) wrote:

> Dana, that was a very wierd moral lesson from a very strange Zebra lady. It
> works well. Cogradulations. I think it helps to know you and that you are very
> much normal too. LOL

She is? (And knowing her, she might actually be a bit disappointed to be
told that! :-) )

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Dana Schwartz

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Feb 17, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/17/99
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In response to the numerous e-mails I've received asking, "Why do
people mention zebras so often on r.r-c?", here's a somewhat concise
explanation.

"I'm a True Zebra"

(To: "I'm a Believer", The Monkees)

I thought stripes were only cool in county jails.
Meant for cons and refs, but not for me.
One strange day it happened --
Serendipity!
Tossed a wacky line to RRC.

Then I saw the light!
Now, I'm a true zebra.
Black and white --
It's *my* point of view.
It's OK! (Hey, hey)
I'm a true zebra,
And I believe ya'll like this Zoo!

Started when some troublemaking homophobe
Posted groundless fears and spewed his hate.
Don't think roller coasters
Can discriminate.
Kumba doesn't care who's gay or straight!

Yeah, I saw the light!
Now, I'm a true zebra.
Black and white --
It's *my* point of view.
It's OK! (Hey, hey)
I'm a true zebra,
And I believe ya'll like my Zoo!

******************************************
Got it? ;-)

Dana Schwartz
doo...@ix.netcom.com

Chillforce

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Feb 17, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/17/99
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Dana, that was a very wierd moral lesson from a very strange Zebra lady. It
works well. Cogradulations. I think it helps to know you and that you are very
much normal too. LOL

Ed

Great Adventure:flawless in 99

john cline ii

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Feb 17, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/17/99
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Chillforce wrote:

>Dana, that was a very wierd moral lesson from a very strange Zebra
lady. It
>works well. Cogradulations. I think it helps to know you and that you
are very
>much normal too. LOL

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, Dana.

You are every bit the woman you always were!

john cline ii, waiting to be dominated in 1999--by that woman with
snakes in her hair? Or perhaps by a lawnmower? Well for those of you
that need this in black and white, oh so sorry!


David H. -- REMOVE NOSPAMMERS to reply

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Feb 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/19/99
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On Wed, 17 Feb 1999 00:50:13 GMT, doo...@ix.netcom.com (Dana Schwartz)
wrote:

>In response to the numerous e-mails I've received asking, "Why do
>people mention zebras so often on r.r-c?", here's a somewhat concise
>explanation.
>
>"I'm a True Zebra"
>

Dana, this may be the all time BEST RRC post!

VERY well, done!

Definitely to be added to the FAQ in 2009, when we finish it. (We were
supposed to work on it in the off-season. Did ANYONE start on it?) Of
course, by that time, it'll be old and tired! (The joke, that is; not
dear Zinnia!)

Have we found a theme song for PPPPP next year? ;-)


Just ignore that jealous guy attacking all the zebra lovers here! ;-)


David Hamburger, dav...@ibm.net, Boston, MA
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Soucy

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Feb 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/20/99
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What are you saying?
dan keys

Dana Schwartz wrote in message <7ad3p7$5...@dfw-ixnews6.ix.netcom.com>...


>In response to the numerous e-mails I've received asking, "Why do
>people mention zebras so often on r.r-c?", here's a somewhat concise
>explanation.
>
>"I'm a True Zebra"
>

Dana Schwartz

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Feb 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/20/99
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"Soucy" <so...@virtual1.net> wrote, asking for an interpretation of
the lyrics to the "I'm a True Zebra" song parody:

>What are you saying?

Please seek out the current thread with the subject line, "those sicko
zebra fetishists", Dan, and read the posts. Or, search (via DejaNews)
for posts by me, Rastus O'Ginga and others on the dates 11-15 Nov 1998
in a thread called, "This Group is Gay".

Everything should become crystal clear! :-)

Dana Schwartz (who believes that zebras have taken on a symbolic
significance that transcends sexual orientation issues for RRCers;
after all, who among us *hasn't* felt that he or she was misunderstood
or "different" from those around us at *some* point in his/her life?
We're a distinctly marked "breed", we coaster nuts! Stripes suit us
well. :-) )
doo...@ix.netcom.com


Soucy

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Feb 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/20/99
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>Dana Schwartz (who believes that zebras have taken on a symbolic
>significance that transcends sexual orientation issues for RRCers;
>after all, who among us *hasn't* felt that he or she was misunderstood
>or "different" from those around us at *some* point in his/her life?
>We're a distinctly marked "breed", we coaster nuts! Stripes suit us
>well. :-) )
>doo...@ix.netcom.com

Dana, thanks. I get it. Dan Keys

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