Top 10 Reasons to Love M.C. Deuce

[rmck...@kate.smith.edu]

Top 10 Reasons to Love M.C. Deuce:

10. He knows how to use an editor.

9. His posts are never more than a screen in length.

8. His style actually contains both subtlety and wit, as is proven
by anyone attempting to imitate him (even those who come close,
like toby [or tmc], still don't sound exactly like your friend
and mine).

7. He can flame a newbie as well as the next guy.

6. Sometimes he is just extremely random, which is funny. Other times he
is on-topic, which is also funny.

5. He completely ignores threads like "alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus",
thus avoiding perpetuating them.

4. He has (finally!) learned to laugh at himself (c.f. several recent
posts).

3. He doesn't have a .sig - unlike PaulEss.

2. He likes to eat a bowl of dick now and again.

And the number one reason to love M.C. Deuce,

1. He's here to stay, and killfiles make life boring and overly predictable.

brought to you by the committee to make alt.tasteless safe for
the likes of your mother, and RUN-DMC.

- brookes

besides, i have a sneaking suspicion that he's really eric gossman's
semi-detached siamese twin, a la "basket case".

[Toby Click]

In article <4nrvip$4...@sylvia.smith.edu>, <rmck...@kate.smith.edu> wrote:
>
>Top 10 Reasons to Love M.C. Deuce:
>
>10. He knows how to use an editor.
>
>9. His posts are never more than a screen in length.
>
>8. His style actually contains both subtlety and wit, as is proven
> by anyone attempting to imitate him (even those who come close,
> like toby [or tmc], still don't sound exactly like your friend
> and mine).

UNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm PETER PAN watch me FLY.

-tmc

[M.C. Deuce]

FLITTER FLUTTER OFF INTO THE NIGHT

Oh, WAIT, that's TINKERBELL.

Oh, WELL. I can HANG with THAT.

mc2