The Book of Mozilla?
NG Wai Keung
Very strange!!!!
When we type "about:mozilla" in the location of Netscape, it will
show a page of one verse of "The Book of Mozilla". Does anyone know
whats' the Book, or what's the meaning of that verse?
Regards,
W.K.Ng
Dennis Randall
> When we type "about:mozilla" in the location of Netscape, it will
> show a page of one verse of "The Book of Mozilla". Does anyone know
> whats' the Book, or what's the meaning of that verse?
Mozilla is a descendent of the Punt Gods which live, from time to time, on AOL and other online
services. One day Mozilla broke loose from the limiting confines of "pay-per-minute" and became
free to roam the web. Mozilla owns the web. Netscape pays Mozilla rent and the rest of us are
free to enjoy the fruits of their agreement.
When not ruling the web, or making corn oil, Mozilla also creates computer viruses. Some
less-well-known computer viruses created by Mozilla include:
AIRLINE VIRUS: You're in Dallas, your modem is in Chicago and your data is in Singapore.
ARNOLD VIRUS: Terminates and stays resident. But it'll be back.
SIGMUND VIRUS: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
ECONOMIST VIRUS: Nothing works, but your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
HEALTHCARE VIRUS: Tests your system once a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for
$4,500.
KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Helps your computer shut down as an act of mercy.
MENENDEZ VIRUS: Claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in
"self defense."
TELEVANGELIST VIRUS: Claims that if you don't send it a million dollars, its programmer will
take it back.
PAUL REVERE VIRUS: Warns you of hard disk attack: "Once if by LAN, twice if by C:>"
PLEDGE WEEK VIRUS: Your programs stop every 5 minutes to ask you for money.
PC VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus" but instead refers to itself as an "electronic
microorganism."
OLIVER NORTH VIRUS: Turns your printer into a paper shredder.
PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole damn thing shuts
down.
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Credit where credit is due dept...
the above first appeared in the "Department of De-Engineering" at the back of Government
Technology magazine. The credit reads "Excerpted from a column by Tom Regan (Halifax, Nova
Scotia, The Daily News) quoted in Michael Finley's new book "Techno-Crazed"
(Peterson's/Pacesetter Books).
Dennis Randall
NG Wai Keung
>Mozilla is a descendent of the Punt Gods which live, from time to time, on AOL and other online
>services.
Where can you get this infomation? Is that reliable? I really want to know more
because I am doing a "little research" on it. thanks!
BTW, What's the AOL?