Nervous lurker.
Jon Thompson
Ron Clark <7v...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
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>"V. Leach" <lea...@freeuk.com> recently assisted us in our eternal
>crusade towards sheddi fulfillment and total understanding in sharing
>with us :
>
>>A kind soul invited me to join this group after finding me
>>dithering on the periphery of oldbies.
>
>A sadistic soul, shirley ?
>
>>I came, I read, I threw a wobbly and dashed to my own
>>shed, pulled a sack over my head and wailed into the
>>darkness.
>
>Some of our December sheddi are indeed aesthetically enhanced
>by this practice.
>
>>You all terrify me.
>
>We have been known to shock ourselves sometimes.
>
>>Can I lurk in your shrubbery until I pluck up enough
>>courage to speak?
>
>Of course you may, but don't lurk too long. It's like Xmas day outdoor
>swimming, jump in, takes your breff away at first then you get used to
>it. Welcome to our umble sheds, we won't shed our umbles at
>the thought. A FAQ may be along before long, but don't bank on
>it.
>>
>>Yours, squirming on her tummy,
>
>>Veronica L.
>
>Jon will love it if you gnyx frkl yvxr gung.
>
<wakes up wiv a start>
What! Who! Where!
Eh?
--
Jon "Terwur@" Thompson. JBC, OETKB, LACC.
"Spike lives in his head. He actually LIVES in his head..."
Richard Robinson
>
>Can I lurk in your shrubbery until I pluck up enough
>courage to speak?
Take care not to be mistaken for a cat, I'd recommend, or someone will
probably throw lion-penc at you, or cover you in shaving foam, or something
equally dreadful. Best just to come in and have a BA with the rest of us.
--
Richard Robinson
"The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S. Lem
Guy King
from x~nipe.n...@penix.freeserve.co.uk (X~nipe) contains these words:
> Watch out fer that fresh pool of spilt Creomite, then. I'm knott sure we've
> gott'nuff thinners ter wipe ittorf again.
Speak for yerself. I wish I had finners. I just got fatters which
isn't the same.
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Chris Brown
>A kind soul invited me to join this group after finding me
>dithering on the periphery of oldbies.
>shed, pulled a sack over my head and wailed into the
>darkness.
Sounds reasonable to me, S'what life's all about, innit?
>You all terrify me.
Oh. Us? Mostly harmless. Somewhat incomprehensible too, but that
can't hurt anyone except inquisitors.
>Can I lurk in your shrubbery until I pluck up enough
>courage to speak?
We have a... Shrubbery? <<Fx : Dramatic Chords>>
>
>Yours, squirming on her tummy,
A little bit of ingratatiation is all very well, but that is OTT,
however delightful!
>Veronica L.
--
CB
Bob Goddard
mumbled...
>A kind soul invited me to join this group after finding me
>dithering on the periphery of oldbies.
>I came, I read, I threw a wobbly and dashed to my own
>shed, pulled a sack over my head and wailed into the
>darkness.
>Can I lurk in your shrubbery until I pluck up enough
>courage to speak?
>
>
Half the time we terrify ourselves. Several eminent sheddi have sacks
over their heads almost permanently and the sound of wailing and
gnashing of teeth can be heard as far away as... ooh... Sanisbury's.
It's nice in the shrubbery innit?
(Bob
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Julian Barkway
"V. Leach" <lea...@freeuk.com> glanced nervously around the room before
whispering hoarsely:
->A kind soul invited me to join this group after finding me
->dithering on the periphery of oldbies.
'Ere who are you calling old?? I'm not forty for another... um... for
another...
<counts on fingers>
Yes, er, well, like I said....
->I came, I read, I threw a wobbly and dashed to my own
->shed, pulled a sack over my head and wailed into the
->darkness.
No need to do that. We're a friendly bunch. Mostly.
->You all terrify me.
Ooo-er. Don't fink I've ever terrified anyone before. Still, there's always
a first time...
->Can I lurk in your shrubbery until I pluck up enough
->courage to speak?
If you must. But snot vey comfortable speshully as that thicket could do
with a prune...
->
->Yours, squirming on her tummy,
Izzit like that body painting they do in them arty '60s fillums by
Antonionionionionionioni? 'cause that's all vey nice an' stuff but the
paint's a uggbre to get orf, yew kno.
->Veronica L.
Julian B.
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Amynthas
>A kind soul invited me to join this group after finding me
>You all terrify me.
safe here, a calm refuge against the terrors of modern living.
>Can I lurk in your shrubbery until I pluck up enough
>courage to speak?
But of course, just wave a hand when you need another BA or PP.
--
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Member - Junior Bloody Club & Class of '44 scarboro dot demon
League of Cruel Cats - www.scarboro.demon.co.uk/lcc dot co dot uk
Bob Goddard
mumbled...
>
>->Can I lurk in your shrubbery until I pluck up enough
>->courage to speak?
>
>If you must. But snot vey comfortable speshully as that thicket could do
>with a prune...
>
Well, you wouldn't be comfortable if it was you that was constipated.
John Whitham
>A kind soul invited me to join this group after finding me
>dithering on the periphery of oldbies.
Dithering on peripheries is a much appreciated art form here.
>I came, I read, I threw a wobbly and dashed to my own
>shed, pulled a sack over my head and wailed into the
>darkness.
Nightly procedure for me.
>You all terrify me.
>Can I lurk in your shrubbery until I pluck up enough
>courage to speak?
>
>Yours, squirming on her tummy,
>
You want to get a decent groundsheet before you indulge in that sort of
thing, try
Milletts.
Grant
>A kind soul invited me to join this group after finding me
>dithering on the periphery of oldbies.
>shed, pulled a sack over my head and wailed into the
>darkness.
>Can I lurk in your shrubbery until I pluck up enough
>courage to speak?
>
>Yours, squirming on her tummy,
>
>
Now look, I don't know what your doing sending this to me at this
ungodly hour but OH SORRY, I see you are nerivus well in that case, sit
down on that case, and have a pp, there there, is that better. Kindly
leave the bushery alone as we are growing some zrqvpvany plants in there
and you just might tread lion penc on em. On a more practicackle pint
personally I leave wailing in the darknes untill the moon is a little
more full, but each to his own.
sorry welcome OGJ and could you please send your posts at a more
reasonable time in the future, it's penc having to get out of bed to
answerem.
--
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caused by essential maintenance to this sig file
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Guy King
from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
> try Milletts.
Millett Sprays from Bob Martin?
Lane Gray
leaches wrote: >Well, yes...
>But who IS this BA you are always talking about?
>
>>
Brown Ale. IF you have to ask, you are in desperate need of one.
Lane Gray, dobro player (http://members.aol.com/e9c6zum/shesgone.wav),
mead maker, steel guitarist, Dagorhir fighter, husband,
procrastinator-(giving that up soon).
Order of importance subject to daily change. Get the .lead out to reply
Anything you say may be sigged and used against you in a court of RHOD.
Gringo
V. Leach <lea...@freeuk.com> wrote in message
news:DQgm3.7075$ts3.1...@nnrp4.clara.net...
> A kind soul invited me to join this group after finding me
> dithering on the periphery of oldbies.
> I came, I read, I threw a wobbly and dashed to my own
> shed, pulled a sack over my head and wailed into the
> darkness.
> You all terrify me.
>>>*BOO!*<<<
--
Ron T. Mc :o)
Cranium Cumulo Nimbus Est
I'm going online now, I may be some time.
leaches
Lane Gray <E9c6z...@mwis.net> wrote in message
news:jOFm3.2213$dU.1...@newsfeed.slurp.net...
>
> leaches wrote: >Well, yes...
> >But who IS this BA you are always talking about?
> >
> >>
> Brown Ale. IF you have to ask, you are in desperate need of one.
I'm in desprit need of a spell chicker.
Not that it matters in this group.
Brown ale? Sorry, I'm more spiritual.
Carl .LHS. Williams
V. Leach <lea...@freeuk.com> wrote:
>A kind soul invited me to join this group after finding me
>dithering on the periphery of oldbies.
>I came, I read, I threw a wobbly and dashed to my own
>shed, pulled a sack over my head and wailed into the
>darkness.
>You all terrify me.
>courage to speak?
>
>Yours, squirming on her tummy,
'ave you lorst summat under the lawnmower then? I'd get up, sit
down, have a BA and make yerself a tome, if I were you.
Can't fink why shedders might terrify you, unless you keep yer
worldly wossnames in a handy skip somewhere near Guy's place.
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Guy King
from ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk (Carl .LHS. Williams) contains these words:
> Can't fink why shedders might terrify you, unless you keep yer
> worldly wossnames in a handy skip somewhere near Guy's place.
Oi'll 'ave 'em, buggrit, oi'll 'ave 'em.
leaches
Amynthas <nzla...@fpneobeb.qrzba.pb.hx> wrote in message
news:bVoTmeAZ...@scarboro.demon.co.uk...> <lea...@freeuk.com> trembling, wrote
> >A kind soul invited me to join this group after finding me
> >dithering on the periphery of oldbies.
> >I came, I read, I threw a wobbly and dashed to my own
> >shed, pulled a sack over my head and wailed into the
> >darkness.
> >You all terrify me.
> safe here, a calm refuge against the terrors of modern living.
Well, yes...
But who IS this BA you are always talking about?
>
> >Can I lurk in your shrubbery until I pluck up enough
> >courage to speak?
>
Guy King
from "leaches" <lea...@freeuk.com> contains these words:
> Brown ale? Sorry, I'm more spiritual.
Gin? Rum? Gin Rummy?
leaches
Ron Clark <Wo...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
news:379c61ed...@news.freeserve.net...
> "leaches" <lea...@freeuk.com> recently despaired electronically
>
> >I'm in desprit need of a spell chicker.
> >Not that it matters in this group.
>
Gorrit back. It hates these messuages. I could get to like this.
>
> Enny Whey, I thort Outlook Depress mite have had won.
>
> >Brown ale? Sorry, I'm more spiritual.
>
> Ahha, a wikkie drinker, have a virtual Laphroiag. I jest did.
>
> WonK
Wikki, ginni, voddi, tickley and mmmmm slaps.
No rummpy though and I regret making that remark about squirming.
Then there's bitty, apples, fizzi, bubbly and Alka Seltza.
Ho yus.
veronica, trying to stop smokie and looking for another soother.
Fruitbat
>
> "V. Leach" <lea...@freeuk.com> enlightened everyone reading uk.rec.sheds on
> Sat, 24 Jul 1999 10:46:59 GMT :
>
> >A kind soul invited me to join this group after finding me
> >dithering on the periphery of oldbies.
> >I came, I read, I threw a wobbly and dashed to my own
> >shed, pulled a sack over my head and wailed into the
> >darkness.
> >You all terrify me.
> >courage to speak?
> >
> >
> Oi, Fruity, you been scaring passers-by in auvo? You naughty bat you!
Nah.
I'd have told em all about Algol with a lisp; and then directed em to
alt.brekkie to be barbequed, if I was reely naughty.
Anyway, auvo seems abit quiet at mo'. Guess all the rugrats are on hol.
--
fruitybatty
Rapunzel Syndrome
> an' siddown. I can recommend the Blue Circle one;
I clipped a thingy about the history&structure of the Blue Circle
company but never got an O tuit re posting. And then I saw summat else
about them being bought, or sold, or splitting, or merging, or summat.
I may have a piece or two of paper somewhere in my filing cabinet, on my
desk, in my bag, or on one of the many piles at home. If I ever find
it/them I may post on the subject again. Don't hold your breath.....
Rapunzel Syndrome
> It's nice in the shrubbery innit?
Our cat spent most of yesterday in the shrubbery. Chewing honeysuckle.
I heard a rumour it's a step up from Catnip. she'll be sniffing exhuast
pipes next, I shouldn't wonder.
Rapunzel Syndrome
> But who IS this BA you are always talking about?
Thwaites Lancashire Strong BA is my fave at the mo.
Tolly Cobold's Cobden Nut BA isn't bad.....
Daleside's Monkey Wrench doesn't seem to be in eTcss'o anymore, boo
hiss.
Rapunzel Syndrome
>
> V. Leach wrote in message ...
> >dithering on the periphery of oldbies.
>
>
> >shed, pulled a sack over my head and wailed into the
> >darkness.
>
>
> >You all terrify me.
> >Can I lurk in your shrubbery until I pluck up enough
> >courage to speak?
> >
> >Yours, squirming on her tummy,
> >
>
> thing, try
> Milletts.
Millet? Nay, lad, Rolled Oats would be better innit?
--
Julian Barkway
Rapunzel Syndrome <AEIOU...@mcc.ac.ukAEIOU> glanced nervously around the
room before whispering hoarsely:
->Millet? Nay, lad, Rolled Oats would be better innit?
->--
Now _there's_ an interesting job: oat rolling.
BTW, does anyone know the world record distance for rolling an oat?
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Fruitbat
>
> xenop...@hotmail.com recently assisted us in our eternal crusade
> towards sheddi fulfillment and total understanding in sharing with us
> :
>
> >kindly informed us that
> >>A kind soul invited me to join this group after finding me
> >>dithering on the periphery of oldbies.
> >
> >
>
> alt.uk.virgin-net.oldbies
>
> A training ground for ex-virgins, technical virgins, born-again
> virgins, despairados and resigned nuns.
>
> None of them seem to have a good word for virgin.net
>
'cept me.
But then, I like everyone, bwahahahah!
--
fruitbat.
Wumpus
Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:199907252...@zetnet.co.uk...
> The message <1dIm3.7873$ts3.2...@nnrp4.clara.net>
> from "leaches" <lea...@freeuk.com> contains these words:
>
>
> --
Surely Scotch wishkey and Drambuie would be more
appropriated for a sheddi?
veronica
Wumpus
Ron Clark <71...@ovtsbbg.pbz> wrote in message
news:379d7753...@news.freeserve.net...
> "leaches" <lea...@freeuk.com> recently assisted us in our eternal
> crusade towards sheddi fulfillment and total understanding in sharing
> with us :
>
> >
> >news:379c61ed...@news.freeserve.net...
> >> "leaches" <lea...@freeuk.com> recently despaired electronically
> >>
> >> >I'm in desprit need of a spell chicker.
> >> >Not that it matters in this group.
> >>
> >> You could borrow Helen's, its re Dunned Aunt
> >
> >Gorrit back. It hates these messuages. I could get to like this.
> >>
> >> Enny Whey, I thort Outlook Depress mite have had won.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> WonK
> >
> >Wikki, ginni, voddi, tickley and mmmmm slaps.
> >No rummpy though and I regret making that remark about squirming.
> >Then there's bitty, apples, fizzi, bubbly and Alka Seltza.
> >
> >Ho yus.
> >veronica, trying to stop smokie and looking for another soother.
> >
>
> WonK
>
Wasn't Rennies that Clambake Polecat Niktu bloke with the robot?
Not very soothing, turning all the lectricity off.
veronica
Guy King
from "Wumpus" <leaches@take this out.freeuk.com> contains these words:
> Wasn't Rennies that Clambake Polecat Niktu bloke with the robot?
Gort, Klaatu barada niktu.
Rapunzel Syndrome
> Wasn't Rennies that Clambake Polecat Niktu bloke with the robot?
> Not very soothing, turning all the lectricity off.
Klaatu Barada Nikto
Good, an excuse to say it. I like to say it at least once a year.
Jon Thompson
Guy King wrote in message <199907280...@zetnet.co.uk>...
>The message <d0qn3.5567$V21.1...@nnrp3.clara.net>
> from "Wumpus" <leaches@take this out.freeuk.com> contains these words:
>
>
>
Michael Rennie was ill,
The day the earch stood still,
But he told us where we stand...
uBgre. Can't rememeber the next line.
--
Jon "Terwur@" Thompson. JBC, OETKB, LACC.
"Spike lives in his head. He actually LIVES in his head..."
Chris Brown
<lea...@take.this> writes
>
>Ron Clark <71...@ovtsbbg.pbz> wrote in message
>news:379d7753...@news.freeserve.net...
>> "leaches" <lea...@freeuk.com> recently assisted us in our eternal
>> crusade towards sheddi fulfillment and total understanding in sharing
>> with us :
>>
>> >
>> >No rummpy though and I regret making that remark about squirming.
>> >Then there's bitty, apples, fizzi, bubbly and Alka Seltza.
>> >
>> >Ho yus.
>> >veronica, trying to stop smokie and looking for another soother.
>> >
>> Well there's always gripe juice, Rennies, dummies or secks.
>>
>> WonK
>>
>
Kept it on for airplanes and hospitals though...
--
CB
Carl .LHS. Williams
Jon Thompson <jon.th...@clara.AntheaTurner.net> wrote:
>
>Guy King wrote in message <199907280...@zetnet.co.uk>...
>>The message <d0qn3.5567$V21.1...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>> from "Wumpus" <leaches@take this out.freeuk.com> contains these words:
>>
>>
>>
>
>
>Michael Rennie was ill,
>The day the earch stood still,
>But he told us where we stand...
>
>uBgre. Can't rememeber the next line.
I'm sure "uBgre. Can't remember the next line." isn't right... summat about
"I really got hot... " (erm) (dah dah) "... and [someone] was the Invisible
Man", or summink.
Science fiction
Double feature
Doctor X
Will build a creaature
Wooh ho hoo hooooooohh...
Lane Gray
X~nipe wrote in message <37b04c74...@news.freeserve.co.uk>...
>In message <379EC182...@mcc.ac.ukAEIOU>,
>Rapunzel Syndrome wrote:
>
>>Wumpus wrote:
>>
>>> Wasn't Rennies that Clambake Polecat Niktu bloke with the robot?
>>
>>
>>Good, an excuse to say it. I like to say it at least once a year.
>
>That's wot my Grandma useter say;
>But /never/ say it in the dark,
>The word, you see, emits a spark. - S Millingna.
>
So is "bazonka" kinda like a wintergreen lifesavers then?
Lane Gray, dobroist(http://members.aol.com/e9c6zum/shesgone.wav), mead
maker
steel picker, Dagorhirim, husband. Order of importance subject to daily
change.
Change aol to "mwis" and the com to a "net", for a faster reception