Fallen seeks something to raise
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Fallen seeks something to raise
Two prostitutes were riding around town with
a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES
-- $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them
and told them they'd either have to remove the
sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with
a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you
don't stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the cop
smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they
took their sign down and drove off.
The following day found the same cop in the
area when he noticed the two ladies driving around
with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to
catch up with them when he noticed the new sign
which now read:
"TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER---$50.00."