[POLL] Whose your favourite Evangelion MILF?
Richard Qunt
sexy, older babes - the MILFs - the hot mommas? After all experience has to
count for something.
- Misato Katsuragi (the crazy, drunk, slutty one)
- Ritsuko Akagi (the evil, sophisticated Nazi doctor-type one)
- Maya Ibuki (cute, gay, a challenge)
- Naoko Akagi (the green eyed monster)
- Yui Ikari (Rei Ayanami's prototype and Shinji's ideal woman)
David Watson
You're forgetting that the M in MILF stands for "mother." As in, a woman
who has given birth. Hence, only the last two in that list qualify.
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Fish Eye no Miko
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> "Richard Qunt" (r.c....@hotmail.com) writes:
>
> > Well, we've had a poll for the younger Eva women,
All of the younger characters, actually. Were you not paying attention?
> > now how about those hot, sexy, older babes - the MILFs -
> > the hot mommas? After all experience has to count for
> > something.
Older =/ sexually experienced
> >
> > - Misato Katsuragi (the crazy, drunk, slutty one)
http://www.tomatonation.com/slut.shtml
> > - Maya Ibuki (cute, gay, a challenge)
Well, no, if she's gay, she's not "a challenge", she's UNAVAILABLE. At
least to men.
And Maya isn't old enough to qualify as a MILF. Isn't she in her 20s?
> You're forgetting that the M in MILF stands for "mother."
Are you sure the defection is that restrictive? I thought MILFs and FILFs
referred to older people, and perhaps a certain motherly/fatherly type, not
necessarily people who've actually procreated.
Catherine Johnson. Who can think of any older guy in a show she's want to
even be in the same ROOM with, much less fuck.
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Richard Qunt
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> All of the younger characters, actually. Were you not paying attention?
You're right of course. I guess I mentally smudged out the guys. One of the
main reasons I watch Evangelion is to drool over the chicks (it wouldn't be
the same without them).
>
> > > now how about those hot, sexy, older babes - the MILFs -
> > > the hot mommas? After all experience has to count for
> > > something.
>
> Older =/ sexually experienced
In this case, they are.
>
> > >
> > > - Misato Katsuragi (the crazy, drunk, slutty one)
>
> http://www.tomatonation.com/slut.shtml
Yeah. That sounds like Misato.
>
> > > - Maya Ibuki (cute, gay, a challenge)
>
> Well, no, if she's gay, she's not "a challenge", she's UNAVAILABLE. At
> least to men.
Still, I can have my fantasies about 'screwing her straight', or joining in
with her and Ritsuko can't I? The rules of anime are not the same as the
rules of real life.
> And Maya isn't old enough to qualify as a MILF. Isn't she in her 20s?
I thought that Maya was about the same age as Misato?
> > You're forgetting that the M in MILF stands for "mother."
>
> Are you sure the defection is that restrictive? I thought MILFs and FILFs
> referred to older people, and perhaps a certain motherly/fatherly type,
not
> necessarily people who've actually procreated.
>
> Catherine Johnson. Who can think of any older guy in a show she's want to
> even be in the same ROOM with, much less fuck.
What about Kaji? He's a pretty cool guy.
Richard Qunt
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> You're forgetting that the M in MILF stands for "mother." As in, a woman
> who has given birth. Hence, only the last two in that list qualify.
Still, I'd 'L' to 'F' them all. :)
David Watson
> "David Watson" <aj...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message
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>
> Are you sure the defection is that restrictive? I thought MILFs and FILFs
> referred to older people, and perhaps a certain motherly/fatherly type, not
> necessarily people who've actually procreated.
I've never heard of MILF being defined any other way. As far as I've
always seen, when one refers to a "mother (they'd) like to fuck," they
mean an actual mother. And a lot of MILF types are still desirable
because, well, they're still young. Judging by one adult site I've
checked out which deals with (apparent) MILFs, it doesn't necessarily mean
the matronly type of woman. It can mean a hot woman in her 20's who just
happens to have spawned a now-toddler or two.
> Catherine Johnson. Who can think of any older guy in a show she's want to
> even be in the same ROOM with, much less fuck.
Shurely you meant to type "can't"?
Ralph Wade Phillips
"Richard Qunt" <r.c....@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Well, we've had a poll for the younger Eva women, now how about those hot,
> sexy, older babes - the MILFs - the hot mommas? After all experience has
to
> count for something.
>
> - Misato Katsuragi (the crazy, drunk, slutty one)
Dunno about slutty - but crazy and drunk,yep. But she's the sexy
one.
> - Ritsuko Akagi (the evil, sophisticated Nazi doctor-type one)
Naw.
> - Maya Ibuki (cute, gay, a challenge)
Possibly - she's a cutie also. But on a "BOING!!!" scale of 1 to
10, she's about a 3. Misato's a 8.5 or so.
> - Naoko Akagi (the green eyed monster)
> - Yui Ikari (Rei Ayanami's prototype and Shinji's ideal woman)
Not enough of her, but she MUST be an angel to put up with Gendo.
RwP
goat
> sexy, older babes - the MILFs - the hot mommas? After all experience has
to
> count for something.
>
> - Misato Katsuragi (the crazy, drunk, slutty one)
God, the things I want to do to that big-titted slut - I would IMPALE her.
She gets my vote.
Fish Eye no Miko
> "Fish Eye no Miko" <fis...@deadmoon.circus> wrote:
>
> > All of the younger characters, actually. Were you not paying
> > attention?
>
> You're right of course. I guess I mentally smudged out the guys.
> One of the main reasons I watch Evangelion is to drool over the
> chicks (it wouldn't be the same without them).
You do your gender such credit.
> > > > now how about those hot, sexy, older babes - the MILFs -
> > > > the hot mommas? After all experience has to count for
> > > > something.
> >
> > Older =/ sexually experienced
>
> In this case, they are.
Even Maya...?
> > > > - Misato Katsuragi (the crazy, drunk, slutty one)
> >
> > http://www.tomatonation.com/slut.shtml
>
> Yeah. That sounds like Misato.
Ya know, I've not seen Eva in a LONG time, but I don't recall Misato being
that "slutty". She hits on Shinji and sleeps with Kaji, but... what else
does she do?
> > > > - Maya Ibuki (cute, gay, a challenge)
> >
> > Well, no, if she's gay, she's not "a challenge", she's UNAVAILABLE.
> > At least to men.
>
> Still, I can have my fantasies about 'screwing her straight', or joining
in
> with her and Ritsuko can't I?
Sure. It just that some guys don't see this this as just a "fantasy", so
it's hard to tell if you really think you could "screw her straight" or
not.
<and in all fairness, I think some women feel the same way about gay men>
> > And Maya isn't old enough to qualify as a MILF. Isn't she
> > in her 20s?
>
> I thought that Maya was about the same age as Misato?
I don't remember.
> > Catherine Johnson. Who [can't] think of any older guy in a
> > show she's want to even be in the same ROOM with, much
> > less fuck.
>
> What about Kaji? He's a pretty cool guy.
Uhhh... no, thanks.
Besides, he seems kinda slutty.
Catherine Johnson.
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near put on a schoolgirl uniform and started screaming 'Kawaii!'."
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says...
>
>"Richard Qunt" (r.c....@hotmail.com) writes:
>> Well, we've had a poll for the younger Eva women, now how about those
hot,
>> sexy, older babes - the MILFs - the hot mommas? After all experience
has to
>> count for something.
>>
>> - Misato Katsuragi (the crazy, drunk, slutty one)
>> - Ritsuko Akagi (the evil, sophisticated Nazi doctor-type one)
>> - Maya Ibuki (cute, gay, a challenge)
>> - Naoko Akagi (the green eyed monster)
>> - Yui Ikari (Rei Ayanami's prototype and Shinji's ideal woman)
>
>You're forgetting that the M in MILF stands for "mother." As in, a
woman
>who has given birth. Hence, only the last two in that list qualify.
Unless there's more going on than we think...
But this is quite correct, to be a MILF you have to BE a
mother. So among EVA characters we have Naoko, Yui,
Asuka's mother (who's actually pretty attractive when
she's sane. and alive); and technically, Lillith...
Although if you classify Lillith as a MILF, there's
probably clanking sounds when you walk.
^_^
FW
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>
>Well, we've had a poll for the younger Eva women, now how about those hot,
>sexy, older babes - the MILFs - the hot mommas? After all experience has to
>count for something.
>
>- Misato Katsuragi (the crazy, drunk, slutty one)
You mispelled 'sexy', there.
>- Ritsuko Akagi (the evil, sophisticated Nazi doctor-type one)
She's a Vulcan.
>- Maya Ibuki (cute, gay, a challenge)
Maya's orientation is open to question. Being obsessed with
Sempai doesn't mean you want to have sex with Sempai.
>- Naoko Akagi (the green eyed monster)
I'd point out that Naoko really IS a mother, and therefore one
of the few women in NGE who COULD be a MILF.
>- Yui Ikari (Rei Ayanami's prototype and Shinji's ideal woman)
I don't know that Yui is Shinji's IDEAL woman. I mean,
although the song is "I want a gal just like the gal that
married dear old Dad", I think Shinji wants his mother back
more than he wants her as a bed partner.
That's Asuka's job. ^_^
FW
Chris Kern
<fis...@deadmoon.circus> posted the following:
>"Richard Qunt" <r.c....@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> You're right of course. I guess I mentally smudged out the guys.
>> One of the main reasons I watch Evangelion is to drool over the
>> chicks (it wouldn't be the same without them).
>
>You do your gender such credit.
What else do you expect from a guy who's username is a variation of
"dick cunt"?
-Chris
Ruperto Mangahas
She's hot and yet she has a brains .... very good combination ... Although
clearly she has some issues to work out.
> I don't know that Yui is Shinji's IDEAL woman. I mean,
> although the song is "I want a gal just like the gal that
> married dear old Dad", I think Shinji wants his mother back
> more than he wants her as a bed partner.
>
> That's Asuka's job. ^_^
>
> FW
>
Yep his mother clearly protected him until she vanished and if his EVA has
his mother's soul -- still protecting him ... remember when the EVA moved to
prevent him from being crushed ???
John C. Watson
Miko" <fis...@deadmoon.circus> wrote:
> "David Watson" <aj...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message
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>
>> "Richard Qunt" (r.c....@hotmail.com) writes:
>>
>>> - Maya Ibuki (cute, gay, a challenge)
>
> Well, no, if she's gay, she's not "a challenge", she's UNAVAILABLE. At
> least to men.
> And Maya isn't old enough to qualify as a MILF. Isn't she in her 20s?
Twenty-three or -four, apparently.
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paranormalized
<fis...@deadmoon.circus> wrote:
*snip snip*
>Catherine Johnson. Who can think of any older guy in a show she's want to
>even be in the same ROOM with, much less fuck.
Kenshin's master seemed kinda cool... Keiki is possibly hundreds of
years old. Gotoh (Patlabor) is definitely cool.
Nah, I'm not that kinda guy, but are they really not bedworthy?
Now, actual fathers? *That* gets tricky. Mamoru?
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goat
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Would the giant Rei in EOE count as a MILF?
Psaiyan
wrote:
>I don't know that Yui is Shinji's IDEAL woman. I mean,
>although the song is "I want a gal just like the gal that
>married dear old Dad", I think Shinji wants his mother back
>more than he wants her as a bed partner.
I dunno, there are definitely issues there. To varying degrees, Shinji
attempts to find a mother in both Misato and Rei whilst at the same
time being attracted to both of them sexually.
Then there is the symbolism of Shinji 'penetrating' his mother with
his 'entry plug' and feeling at ease when 'inside' her...
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5parrow
> On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 14:11:18 -0700, "Fish Eye no Miko"
> <fis...@deadmoon.circus> wrote:
>
> *snip snip*
>
>>Catherine Johnson. Who can think of any older guy in a show she's want to
>>even be in the same ROOM with, much less fuck.
>
>
> Kenshin's master seemed kinda cool... Keiki is possibly hundreds of
> years old. Gotoh (Patlabor) is definitely cool.
Bear in mind, if you follow the manga continuity Kenshin _is_ a father
at the end.
- 5parrow
5parrow
> On 24 Nov 2003 04:06:24 GMT, fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com (Frank White)
> wrote:
>
>
>
>>I don't know that Yui is Shinji's IDEAL woman. I mean,
>>although the song is "I want a gal just like the gal that
>>married dear old Dad", I think Shinji wants his mother back
>>more than he wants her as a bed partner.
>
> his 'entry plug' and feeling at ease when 'inside' her...
I wouldn't put too much stock in that, especially with the parallels in
Asuka and Rei. It seems more like a "return to the womb" analogue.
- 5parrow
Fish Eye no Miko
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> "Fish Eye no Miko" <fis...@deadmoon.circus> wrote:
>
> *snip snip*
> >Catherine Johnson. Who can think of any older guy in a show
> >she's want to even be in the same ROOM with, much less fuck.
>
> Kenshin's master seemed kinda cool...
Ummmm... He's not in Eva though.
Oh, I said in "a" show... Sorry, I meant THE show, as in Eva...
Catherine Johnson.
Dragonmaster Lou
Misato, but 'm sure that will be a common answer. The others are pretty
damned acceptable too, though. :)
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tito
wrote:
*nod* There's also the 'motherly' feeling some characters have around
particularly sensitive or 'matronly' women, esp with male characters
who have lost mothers or have no strong female 'role models.'
For example, Suguru equates his comfort with Mahoro in an interesting
scene with being with his mother (which Frued could wank at all day),
but it's clearly not a sexual context. The comment is SPECIFICALLY aid
that way to remove any allusion to lewdness (pretty damned hard in
Mahoromatic ~_^) and just be a sort of enjoyed closeness.
Interestingly, shoujo tends to have little FatherFigure/Lover
allusions comfortwise, although the pining for angsty male characters
they can emotionally 'rescue' sounds a bit motherly to me. It's just
not seen as creepy for some reason.
Bean Fried Deja
> Well, we've had a poll for the younger Eva women, now how about those hot,
> sexy, older babes - the MILFs - the hot mommas? After all experience has to
> count for something.
>
> - Misato Katsuragi (the crazy, drunk, slutty one)
> - Ritsuko Akagi (the evil, sophisticated Nazi doctor-type one)
31 is MILF age?
> - Maya Ibuki (cute, gay, a challenge)
She's probably even younger than Misato.
> - Naoko Akagi (the green eyed monster)
No, she is not my type.
> - Yui Ikari (Rei Ayanami's prototype and Shinji's ideal woman)
Ditto.
Of these 5, I'll go with Misato.
-Dannymon
tito
Deja) wrote:
>"Richard Qunt" <r.c....@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<bpr4d6$vf1$1...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>> Well, we've had a poll for the younger Eva women, now how about those hot,
>> sexy, older babes - the MILFs - the hot mommas? After all experience has to
>> count for something.
>>
>> - Misato Katsuragi (the crazy, drunk, slutty one)
>29 is MILF age?
>
>> - Ritsuko Akagi (the evil, sophisticated Nazi doctor-type one)
>31 is MILF age?
In anime? Yes. While it is true Japanese women sometimes have children
young, a lot of times it's for pure ogle purposes to mother
characters. Heck, the 25-year-old-women-are-old joke is still pretty
rampant.
Jose Diaz
"goat" <go...@goat.goat> wrote in message
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> "Frank White" <fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com> wrote in message
> > Although if you classify Lillith as a MILF, there's
> > probably clanking sounds when you walk.
>
> Would the giant Rei in EOE count as a MILF?
>
Er, Rei has *become* Lillith at that point...
Richard Qunt
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> "Richard Qunt" <r.c....@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> > "Fish Eye no Miko" <fis...@deadmoon.circus> wrote:
> >
> > > All of the younger characters, actually. Were you not paying
> > > attention?
> >
> > You're right of course. I guess I mentally smudged out the guys.
> > One of the main reasons I watch Evangelion is to drool over the
> > chicks (it wouldn't be the same without them).
>
> You do your gender such credit.
I'm sure that a lot of women watch anime for the shirtless bishies too -
whats wrong with enjoying a bit of free eye candy with a good story?
>
> > > > > now how about those hot, sexy, older babes - the MILFs -
> > > > > the hot mommas? After all experience has to count for
> > > > > something.
> > >
> > > Older =/ sexually experienced
> >
> > In this case, they are.
>
> Even Maya...?
You might have a point there. We don't really find out that much about her.
>
> > > > > - Misato Katsuragi (the crazy, drunk, slutty one)
> > >
> > > http://www.tomatonation.com/slut.shtml
> >
> > Yeah. That sounds like Misato.
>
> Ya know, I've not seen Eva in a LONG time, but I don't recall Misato being
> that "slutty". She hits on Shinji and sleeps with Kaji, but... what else
> does she do?
Watch episode 25 - she admits it directly there. She has sex with man after
man just to feel wanted, especially those who remind her of her father.
Misato thinks that she is a slut herself.
You should also see the subtitled version of episode 23 - she offers to have
sex with Shinji to cheer him up, severely freaking him out. ADV gloss this
over in the dub, making it sound like she just offered to 'be there for
him'.
>
> > > > > - Maya Ibuki (cute, gay, a challenge)
> > >
> > > Well, no, if she's gay, she's not "a challenge", she's UNAVAILABLE.
> > > At least to men.
> >
> > Still, I can have my fantasies about 'screwing her straight', or joining
> in
> > with her and Ritsuko can't I?
>
> Sure. It just that some guys don't see this this as just a "fantasy", so
> it's hard to tell if you really think you could "screw her straight" or
> not.
> <and in all fairness, I think some women feel the same way about gay men>
I like to hope she's bi, and doesn't mind sharing Ritsuko with me, for what
it's worth.
>
> > > And Maya isn't old enough to qualify as a MILF. Isn't she
> > > in her 20s?
> >
> > I thought that Maya was about the same age as Misato?
>
> I don't remember.
>
> > > Catherine Johnson. Who [can't] think of any older guy in a
> > > show she's want to even be in the same ROOM with, much
> > > less fuck.
> >
> > What about Kaji? He's a pretty cool guy.
>
> Uhhh... no, thanks.
> Besides, he seems kinda slutty.
But he has that COOL stubble!
Richard Qunt
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> What else do you expect from a guy who's username is a variation of
> "dick cunt"?
For about the 4th time here, it's pronounced 'Kwunt' and yes, that IS my
real name. I never call myself 'Dick' for a very good reason.
I should really put it in my sig, along with a link to a scan of my birth
certificate. :)
Richard Qunt
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Lilith has also become Rei.
Frank White
Six of one, half dozen of the other.
Don't forget, although Rei's body may be a Yui/Angel
hybrid, her soul is pure Lillith. So I think we have
to assume that when we see Rei and how she behaves,
we are also seeing Lillith...
FW
Frank White
I remember a Donald Westlake character whose name was "Harry
Kunt". He pronounced with a long, Germanic 'u' as 'Koont'.
Most other people insisted on a short 'u', with obvious
results.
Harry became a complusive practical joker as a way of paying
the world back for all the jokes made at his expense.
Which, it being a Westlake novel, wound up with him being
sent to prison... and becoming part of a serio-comic
criminal gang about to pull off a REALLY big score...
FW
Psaiyan
wrote:
>Six of one, half dozen of the other.
>
>Don't forget, although Rei's body may be a Yui/Angel
>hybrid, her soul is pure Lillith. So I think we have
>to assume that when we see Rei and how she behaves,
>we are also seeing Lillith...
That is assuming the belief that human will is not a factor in
defining what makes an individual. I think that one of the most
touching parts of the whole storyline is Rei's gradual realisation
that she is *Rei Ayanami* ("I am I"), not merely an avatar of Yui
Ikari or Lilith to be used for Gendo's own ends - that she is a
separate person with her own free will.
Also, Rei is not a hybrid. The Red Cross Book states that her body is
cloned purely from Yui, but she has been given the *soul* of an
Angel...
paranormalized
wrote:
>In article <bq50fk$jev$1...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk>, r.c....@hotmail.com says...
Which brings us to our answer to the question asked a while back re:
Rei's sex fantasies.
If you don't have 6 eyes, she probably aint interested in you.... ;)
Psaiyan
wrote:
>I remember a Donald Westlake character whose name was "Harry
>Kunt". He pronounced with a long, Germanic 'u' as 'Koont'.
>Most other people insisted on a short 'u', with obvious
>results.
IIRC there was a German footballer (soccer player) called 'Stefan
Kunt' ('Koont') who played in the 1996 European Championships (held in
England). Yes, you can imagine the stick he got from the fans...
Also playing in the same tournaments were players called "Johann De
Kock' and 'David Seaman'.
Other notable names in the soccer world include 'Brian Pinas', 'Frank
Awankah', 'Rafael Scheidt' and 'Argel Fucks' - all pronounced exactly
as they would appear. ;)
Frank White
>
>"Fish Eye no Miko" <fis...@deadmoon.circus> wrote in message
>news:Fbewb.11939$Bk1.6601@fed1read05...
>> "Richard Qunt" <r.c....@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:bpr998$ek2$1...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk...
>>
>> > "Fish Eye no Miko" <fis...@deadmoon.circus> wrote:
>> >
>> > > All of the younger characters, actually. Were you not paying
>> > > attention?
>> >
>> > You're right of course. I guess I mentally smudged out the guys.
>> > One of the main reasons I watch Evangelion is to drool over the
>> > chicks (it wouldn't be the same without them).
>>
>> You do your gender such credit.
>
>I'm sure that a lot of women watch anime for the shirtless bishies too -
>whats wrong with enjoying a bit of free eye candy with a good story?
(Flashback to Fisheye ripping off his shirt in the SM dress
designer episode.
Woo.)
>>
>> > > > > now how about those hot, sexy, older babes - the MILFs -
>> > > > > the hot mommas? After all experience has to count for
>> > > > > something.
>> > >
>> > > Older =/ sexually experienced
>> >
>> > In this case, they are.
>>
>> Even Maya...?
>
>You might have a point there. We don't really find out that much about her.
Sempai-centric. ^_^
>> > > > > - Misato Katsuragi (the crazy, drunk, slutty one)
>> > >
>> > > http://www.tomatonation.com/slut.shtml
>> >
>> > Yeah. That sounds like Misato.
>>
>> Ya know, I've not seen Eva in a LONG time, but I don't recall Misato
being
>> that "slutty". She hits on Shinji and sleeps with Kaji, but... what else
>> does she do?
>
>Watch episode 25 - she admits it directly there. She has sex with man after
>man just to feel wanted, especially those who remind her of her father.
>Misato thinks that she is a slut herself.
I read an extremely interesting analysis of Misato once that
put forth an explaination of this. In college and afterward,
she slutted around as an act of rebellion against her father,
making herself VERY MUCH not a good girl. In doing this,
she went for men who were not at all like her father, but
rather the bad boys who were not respectable, to complete her
own sulling. Naturally she was attracted to Kaji; the thing
is - AND the reason why they broke up - she found that beneath
his rakish charm he's EXACTLY like her father, and loves her
regardless of her low opinion of herself and no matter how
dirty she tries to make herself. Unable to deal with this,
she ran away from him...
>You should also see the subtitled version of episode 23 - she offers to
have
>sex with Shinji to cheer him up, severely freaking him out. ADV gloss this
>over in the dub, making it sound like she just offered to 'be there for
>him'.
Keep in mind that Misato's job is to keep Shinji going no
matter what. She might have thought that this would give
him incentive. Just as in EoE, she cleaned his tonsils
to give him a reason to go on...
FW
Richard Qunt
> >You might have a point there. We don't really find out that much about
her.
>
> Sempai-centric. ^_^
What does 'sempai' actually translate to? Is it a term of endearment used by
lesbians?
>> Keep in mind that Misato's job is to keep Shinji going no
> matter what. She might have thought that this would give
> him incentive. Just as in EoE, she cleaned his tonsils
> to give him a reason to go on...
I doubt that having sex with Shinji to cheer him up is in her job
description. In the second episode Ritsuko specifically warned her not to
make any passes at him. She also thinks that Misato is a slut.
Richard Qunt
> I remember a Donald Westlake character whose name was "Harry
> Kunt". He pronounced with a long, Germanic 'u' as 'Koont'.
> Most other people insisted on a short 'u', with obvious
> results.
>
> Harry became a complusive practical joker as a way of paying
> the world back for all the jokes made at his expense.
> Which, it being a Westlake novel, wound up with him being
> sent to prison... and becoming part of a serio-comic
> criminal gang about to pull off a REALLY big score...
I've had all the jokes about my name ever since the kids at school knew what
'cunt' meant. Even now, people look at me as though I'm joking when I write
my name and snigger if my name is read aloud (guess how they ALWAYS
pronounce it?). That, and explaining yourself is something you get used to.
Jorge Pratt
> "Frank White" <fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com> wrote in message
> news:bq5b9i$1rn6$1...@news.fsr.net...
> > >You might have a point there. We don't really find out that much about
> her.
> >
> > Sempai-centric. ^_^
>
> What does 'sempai' actually translate to? Is it a term of endearment used
by
> lesbians?
Yes. That's why Tatewaki Kuno insists that people call him that, and why
Connor (Sean Connery) says that he's Smith's(Wesley Snipes) "sempai" in the
movie "Rising Sun."
:P
*flees from thrown furniture and implements of bodily harm*
The Zephyr
("You're a freshman, aren't you? You will call me 'Mihama-sempai'!")
The Eternal Lost Lurker
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> "Frank White" <fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com> wrote in message
> news:bq5b9i$1rn6$1...@news.fsr.net...
> > >You might have a point there. We don't really find out that much about
> her.
> >
> > Sempai-centric. ^_^
>
> What does 'sempai' actually translate to? Is it a term of endearment used
by
> lesbians?
*choke*
Uhhhh....NO.
"Sempai" loosely translates as "upperclassman", though that is the most
literal and rigid definition. It generally means anyone you consider to be
above you, but in a mentor capacity, not in a boss/lord capacity. In short,
it's someone you're supposed to look up to as a moral focus, a guide, a
figure to aspire to.
It has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH LESBIANS.
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paranormalized
<os...@raspberry.hv> wrote:
> "Richard Qunt" <r.c....@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:bq5dsi$gp6$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > "Frank White" <fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com> wrote in message
> > news:bq5b9i$1rn6$1...@news.fsr.net...
> > > >You might have a point there. We don't really find out that much about
> > her.
> > >
> > > Sempai-centric. ^_^
> >
> > What does 'sempai' actually translate to? Is it a term of endearment used
> by
> > lesbians?
>
>*choke*
>
>Uhhhh....NO.
>
>"Sempai" loosely translates as "upperclassman", though that is the most
>literal and rigid definition. It generally means anyone you consider to be
>above you, but in a mentor capacity, not in a boss/lord capacity. In short,
>it's someone you're supposed to look up to as a moral focus, a guide, a
>figure to aspire to.
>
>It has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH LESBIANS.
Unless you're at Ohtori, where everything has something to do with
lesbians....
Ok, ok, sometimes it deals with gay *men* instead... ;)
Blade
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> "Richard Qunt" <r.c....@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:bq5dsi$gp6$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > "Frank White" <fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com> wrote in message
> > news:bq5b9i$1rn6$1...@news.fsr.net...
> > > >You might have a point there. We don't really find out that
> > > >much about
> > her.
> > >
> > > Sempai-centric. ^_^
> >
> > What does 'sempai' actually translate to? Is it a term of
> > endearment used
> by
> > lesbians?
>
> *choke*
>
> Uhhhh....NO.
>
> "Sempai" loosely translates as "upperclassman", though that is the
> most literal and rigid definition. It generally means anyone you
> consider to be above you, but in a mentor capacity, not in a
> boss/lord capacity. In short, it's someone you're supposed to look
> up to as a moral focus, a guide, a figure to aspire to.
>
> It has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH LESBIANS.
<snicker> And people wonder why I think putting honourifics in official
translations is an amazingly stupid idea that will not at all help most
people understand what the characters were actually saying.
Blade
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I counted one lesbian and two bisexual men...so that seems a little off.
Unless you're talking about the movie, I suppose, which has a whopping
three lesbians and no gay men.
(Be more appropriate to say everything is incestuous at Ohtori...but that
isn't quite true either.)
paranormalized
>paranormalized <cnendabe...@rndeguyvdax.arg> wrote in
>news:4tmcsvk1j0gsvq2c3...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2003 19:49:10 GMT, "The Eternal Lost Lurker"
>> <os...@raspberry.hv> wrote:
*snip snip*
>>>It has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH LESBIANS.
>>
>> Unless you're at Ohtori, where everything has something to do with
>> lesbians....
>>
>> Ok, ok, sometimes it deals with gay *men* instead... ;)
>
>I counted one lesbian and two bisexual men...so that seems a little off.
>Unless you're talking about the movie, I suppose, which has a whopping
>three lesbians and no gay men.
>
Don't mess with my beautiful, beautiful, percieved sexual overtones.
They are my shining thing!
*Shakes Fist*
>(Be more appropriate to say everything is incestuous at Ohtori...
Thank you. You have restored my faith in Ikuhara.
>but that isn't quite true either.)
>
Damn you! Why do you torment me so!
*softly sobs*
Jose Diaz
"Dragonmaster Lou" <l...@SPAM.ME.AND.DIE.techhouse.org> wrote in message
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> In article <bpr4d6$vf1$1...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk>, Richard Qunt wrote:
> > Well, we've had a poll for the younger Eva women, now how about those
hot,
> > sexy, older babes - the MILFs - the hot mommas? After all experience has
to
> > count for something.
> >
> > - Misato Katsuragi (the crazy, drunk, slutty one)
Oh, I wouldn't say slutty... it's not like she's skanking it up with
everything that moves. She's just... uninhibited with the right man/boy
(One straight week at it... I'm impressed at the K-man!). And not above
trading on it. Of course all that drinking helps improve the odds. Plus
Richard neglected to mention, she packs heat and is willing to use it.
> > - Ritsuko Akagi (the evil, sophisticated Nazi doctor-type one)
> > - Naoko Akagi (the green eyed monster)
I'd say if anyone's "crazy" it's the Akagi women. Mom split her own
personality 3 ways to program a computer, and her kid runs that system. Not
healthy, boys and girls. Besides both get extra skank points for
willingness to sleep with you-know-who. EEEEEWWWWWWWW...
> > - Maya Ibuki (cute, gay, a challenge)
If Maya's an "older babe", that's a very, very depressing thought. Biggest
score in her favor: is the one closest to being even remotely like a normal
person (at least until very near the end). I'd take her.
> > - Yui Ikari (Rei Ayanami's prototype and Shinji's ideal woman)
*She* seems to have been a magnet for neurotic *older* dudes herself
>
> Misato, but 'm sure that will be a common answer.
A hot-looking, bold-acting, armed woman with 50 gallons of beer in the
fridge will have my undivided attention any time.
goat
> Oh, I wouldn't say slutty... it's not like she's skanking it up with
> everything that moves. She's just... uninhibited with the right man/boy
> (One straight week at it... I'm impressed at the K-man!). And not above
> trading on it. Of course all that drinking helps improve the odds. Plus
> Richard neglected to mention, she packs heat and is willing to use it.
I'd like to see a pic of Misato masturbating/fucking herself with the Desert
Eagle she has in EOE.
> If Maya's an "older babe", that's a very, very depressing thought.
Biggest
> score in her favor: is the one closest to being even remotely like a
normal
> person (at least until very near the end). I'd take her.
Maya would be good to tie up and hit with a leather belt.
> > Misato, but 'm sure that will be a common answer.
>
> A hot-looking, bold-acting, armed woman with 50 gallons of beer in the
> fridge will have my undivided attention any time.
You won't have have hers though.
goat
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> "Richard Qunt" <r.c....@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> 29 is MILF age?
Misato could easily be a mother with the amount of sex she says she's had
over the years. She could even be Shinji's mom.
goat
news:juj8svg4lbksfm1fd...@4ax.com...
> In anime? Yes. While it is true Japanese women sometimes have children
> young, a lot of times it's for pure ogle purposes to mother
> characters. Heck, the 25-year-old-women-are-old joke is still pretty
> rampant.
I thought Misato was a lot older than she is when I first watched
Evangelion. There was a line from Toji where he said that "it can't be easy
for Misato to bring up two kids at her age". I thought she was like in her
late 40's or something and just looked really hot for her age.
Jose Diaz
"goat" <go...@goat.goat> wrote in message
>
> I'd like to see a pic of Misato masturbating/fucking herself with the
Desert
> Eagle she has in EOE.
O_o;;
Man, can always count on goat for the sensitive angle...
Hmmm... gotta watch the tapes again. I had the impression her piece
during the TV series was a H&K U.S.P. But they could have changed it.
Ethan Hammond
>
> over the years. She could even be Shinji's mom.
Although it was only with one guy.
Which is why I don't understand
why it was so bad.
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Psaiyan
Her gun was different in the movie, but it wasn't a Desert Eagle - it
was nowhere near big enough and she fires it way too many times
without reloading.
Frank White
>
>"Jose Diaz" <jrde...@earthlink.REMOVTREPLYnet> wrote in message
>news:wlJxb.24728$Rk5....@newsread1.news.atl.earthlink.net...
>
>> Oh, I wouldn't say slutty... it's not like she's skanking it up with
>> everything that moves. She's just... uninhibited with the right man/boy
>> (One straight week at it... I'm impressed at the K-man!). And not above
>> trading on it. Of course all that drinking helps improve the odds. Plus
>> Richard neglected to mention, she packs heat and is willing to use it.
>
>I'd like to see a pic of Misato masturbating/fucking herself with the
Desert
>Eagle she has in EOE.
YOU'RE the guy who said he wanted to see Erma Felma with a
crowbar, aren't you?!?!?!?
(Erma is a anthropomorphic comic book character, a catgirl
military officer in a futuristic setting. One 'fan'
requested a drawing of Erma mastubating with a crowbar.
The artist, Steve Gallacci, refused; since then it has
become a joke in the furry community, artists drawing
Erma doing everything with a crowbar (whopping the enemy,
opening boxes, prying open the jammed doors on crashed
spaceships) EXCEPT what the 'fan' requested...)
>> If Maya's an "older babe", that's a very, very depressing thought.
>Biggest
>> score in her favor: is the one closest to being even remotely like a
>normal
>> person (at least until very near the end). I'd take her.
>
>Maya would be good to tie up and hit with a leather belt.
You know, foreplay - almost all kinds of play, sexual and
otherwise - does not HAVE to consist of the deliberate
infliction of pain.
I just thought you'd like to know.
FW
Psaiyan
wrote:
>YOU'RE the guy who said he wanted to see Erma Felma with a
>crowbar, aren't you?!?!?!?
>
>(Erma is a anthropomorphic comic book character, a catgirl
>military officer in a futuristic setting. One 'fan'
>requested a drawing of Erma mastubating with a crowbar.
Wonder if anyone has ever asked for pictures of Gordan Freeman
masturbating with a crowbar? :\
>The artist, Steve Gallacci, refused; since then it has
>become a joke in the furry community, artists drawing
>Erma doing everything with a crowbar (whopping the enemy,
>opening boxes, prying open the jammed doors on crashed
>spaceships) EXCEPT what the 'fan' requested...)
Someone should really draw a picture of Misato trying to shoot a .50
Desert Eagle one-handed. The thought of a 5'4, 100lb Japanese woman
trying to fire a pistol that's probably longer than her forearm and
hand together amuses me...
They could do an 'after' pic of her nursing her sore wrist, with an
imprint of the gunsight on her forehead... ^_^
5parrow
> On 29 Nov 2003 14:47:55 GMT, fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com (Frank White)
> wrote:
>
>
>>YOU'RE the guy who said he wanted to see Erma Felma with a
>>crowbar, aren't you?!?!?!?
>>
>>(Erma is a anthropomorphic comic book character, a catgirl
>>military officer in a futuristic setting. One 'fan'
>>requested a drawing of Erma mastubating with a crowbar.
> Wonder if anyone has ever asked for pictures of Gordan Freeman
> masturbating with a crowbar? :\
*choke* *cough* Oh, I'm going to get you for that.
Freeman with the hornet gun.
- 5parrow
Psaiyan
wrote:
The Shockroach looks infinitely more phallic. Has its own battery
supply too...
paranormalized
<ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote:
>On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 12:16:01 -0500, 5parrow <mail....@gtg692n.edu>
>wrote:
>
>>Psaiyan wrote:
>>
>>> On 29 Nov 2003 14:47:55 GMT, fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com (Frank White)
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>YOU'RE the guy who said he wanted to see Erma Felma with a
>>>>crowbar, aren't you?!?!?!?
>>>>
>>>>(Erma is a anthropomorphic comic book character, a catgirl
>>>>military officer in a futuristic setting. One 'fan'
>>>>requested a drawing of Erma mastubating with a crowbar.
>>> Wonder if anyone has ever asked for pictures of Gordan Freeman
>>> masturbating with a crowbar? :\
>>
>>*choke* *cough* Oh, I'm going to get you for that.
>>
>>Freeman with the hornet gun.
>
>The Shockroach looks infinitely more phallic. Has its own battery
>supply too...
But the hornet gun looks much more suspiciously like the organism on
Warren Ellis' blog... :\
warning: Warren Ellis' blog link- perversion, strong language, and
just plain weirdness
http://www.diepunyhumans.com/
the nov. 28 entry...
Jonathan Fisher
the best way to get over a meme is to spread it! ^_^_^;;
Jose Diaz
"Psaiyan" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 02:36:52 GMT, "Jose Diaz"
> <jrde...@nospamearthlink.net> wrote:
>
> >"goat" <go...@goat.goat> wrote in message
> >> Eagle she has in EOE.
> >
> >during the TV series was a H&K U.S.P. But they could have changed it.
>
> Her gun was different in the movie, but it wasn't a Desert Eagle - it
> was nowhere near big enough and she fires it way too many times
> without reloading.
Well, that last bit probably would make it an American Movie Gun ^_^
Jose Diaz
"Ethan Hammond" <esha...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
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> "goat" <go...@goat.goat> wrote in message
> >
> > Misato could easily be a mother with the amount of sex she says she's
had
> > over the years. She could even be Shinji's mom.
>
> Although it was only with one guy.
> Which is why I don't understand
> why it was so bad.
>
Nothing to understand. They're all just shaking their fists (or some
extremity) over her being paired up with Kaji. Typical wounded-macho BS
response, the chick gets down to it (a whole week nonstop!?!?!?) with some
OTHER dude, then "bitch be a ho."
(OK, so she also teased Wussboy with insinuated promises. But the fate of
the world was at stake! THE FATE OF THE WORLD, I SAY!)
Psaiyan
I'll never look at Black Mesa in the same way again... 0_0
Psaiyan
<esha...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>"goat" <go...@goat.goat> wrote in message
>>
>> Misato could easily be a mother with the amount of sex she says she's had
>> over the years. She could even be Shinji's mom.
>
>Although it was only with one guy.
>Which is why I don't understand
>why it was so bad.
Misato has had lots of men - she admits it herself in episode 25,
though no-one except Kaji during the timescale of the series.
Not that this is a bad thing of course - for me it adds to her
appeal...
Dragonmaster Lou
> On 27 Nov 2003 16:04:14 GMT, fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com (Frank White)
> wrote:
>
>>I remember a Donald Westlake character whose name was "Harry
>>Kunt". He pronounced with a long, Germanic 'u' as 'Koont'.
>>Most other people insisted on a short 'u', with obvious
>>results.
>
> Kunt' ('Koont') who played in the 1996 European Championships (held in
> England). Yes, you can imagine the stick he got from the fans...
>
> Also playing in the same tournaments were players called "Johann De
> Kock' and 'David Seaman'.
>
> Other notable names in the soccer world include 'Brian Pinas', 'Frank
> Awankah', 'Rafael Scheidt' and 'Argel Fucks' - all pronounced exactly
> as they would appear. ;)
There was also (not sure if he still might be playing) an American
baseball player by the name of "Rusty Kuntz." And then, you can never
forget the meanest American football player around, a linebacker with
the name "Dick Butkis."
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> In article <o89csvgij9cigmvf5...@4ax.com>, Psaiyan wrote:
> > On 27 Nov 2003 16:04:14 GMT, fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com (Frank White)
> > wrote:
> >
> >>I remember a Donald Westlake character whose name was "Harry
> >>Kunt". He pronounced with a long, Germanic 'u' as 'Koont'.
> >>Most other people insisted on a short 'u', with obvious
> >>results.
> >
> > IIRC there was a German footballer (soccer player) called 'Stefan
> > Kunt' ('Koont') who played in the 1996 European Championships (held in
> > England). Yes, you can imagine the stick he got from the fans...
> >
> > Also playing in the same tournaments were players called "Johann De
> > Kock' and 'David Seaman'.
> >
> > Other notable names in the soccer world include 'Brian Pinas', 'Frank
> > Awankah', 'Rafael Scheidt' and 'Argel Fucks' - all pronounced exactly
> > as they would appear. ;)
>
> There was also (not sure if he still might be playing) an American
> baseball player by the name of "Rusty Kuntz." And then, you can never
> forget the meanest American football player around, a linebacker with
> the name "Dick Butkis."
Why go so far to find these names, when Ranma 1/2's dub stars everyone's
favorite Richard Cox?
The Zephyr
(Bad-taste joke quota for the day... reached.)
Fish Eye no Miko
news:slrnbsn67...@techhouse.brown.edu...
> There was also (not sure if he still might be playing) an
> American baseball player by the name of "Rusty Kuntz."
> And then, you can never forget the meanest American
> football player around, a linebacker with the name "Dick
> Butkis."
"Butkus" actually.
Catherine Johnson. Just FYI.
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Dragonmaster Lou
> "Dragonmaster Lou" <l...@SPAM.ME.AND.DIE.techhouse.org> wrote in message
> news:slrnbsn67...@techhouse.brown.edu...
>
>> There was also (not sure if he still might be playing) an
>> American baseball player by the name of "Rusty Kuntz."
>> And then, you can never forget the meanest American
>> football player around, a linebacker with the name "Dick
>> Butkis."
>
> "Butkus" actually.
Thanks for the correction. I knew the spelling didn't look quite right,
but I coudln't quite remember what it was and was too lazy to look it
up. :)
John L. Friese
>On 29 Nov 2003 14:47:55 GMT, fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com (Frank White)
>wrote:
>
>>YOU'RE the guy who said he wanted to see Erma Felma with a
>>crowbar, aren't you?!?!?!?
>>
>>(Erma is a anthropomorphic comic book character, a catgirl
>>military officer in a futuristic setting. One 'fan'
>>requested a drawing of Erma mastubating with a crowbar.
>
>Wonder if anyone has ever asked for pictures of Gordan Freeman
>masturbating with a crowbar? :\
Here's what I want to see: Erma Felna wearing an H.E.V. suit, bashing
some poor head-crabbed scientist in the head with a crowbar.
The poor head-crabbed scientist, of course, has a tail sticking out
from under his labcoat.
>
>>The artist, Steve Gallacci, refused; since then it has
>>become a joke in the furry community, artists drawing
>>Erma doing everything with a crowbar (whopping the enemy,
>>opening boxes, prying open the jammed doors on crashed
>>spaceships) EXCEPT what the 'fan' requested...)
>
>Someone should really draw a picture of Misato trying to shoot a .50
>Desert Eagle one-handed. The thought of a 5'4, 100lb Japanese woman
>trying to fire a pistol that's probably longer than her forearm and
>hand together amuses me...
>
>They could do an 'after' pic of her nursing her sore wrist, with an
>imprint of the gunsight on her forehead... ^_^
You mean somebody makes a barrel for the Desert Eagle that's longer than
10 inches?
Check out: <http://www.magnumresearch.com/>
From the homepage, select "Firearms & Accessories"
Then follow the links to the Mark XIX and Mark VII pistols
The Mark VII Desert Eagle is no longer in production, but was made
in 6" and 10" models for .44 Magnum.
The Mark XIX Desert Eagle Component System offers 6 interchangeable
barrels: 6" and 10" versions for .357 Magnum, .44 Magnum and .50 A.E.
A .357 Magnum 6" Desert Eagle w/ 7-round clip appears in Half-Life:
Opposing Force, but the game docs don't say what version it is...
So that pistol Misato's firing has a custom-built barrel, or it only
_looks_ longer than her forearm.
John L. Friese
5parrow
> The Mark XIX Desert Eagle Component System offers 6 interchangeable
> barrels: 6" and 10" versions for .357 Magnum, .44 Magnum and .50 A.E.
>
>
>
> So that pistol Misato's firing has a custom-built barrel, or it only
> _looks_ longer than her forearm.
>
...the barrel isn't the whole weapon... how long is the chamber? And
when the slide's in the open position that would add some length.
Not much, admittedly...
- 5parrow
John L. Friese
You're right...just measured my forearm from wrist to elbow... only 11".
Psaiyan was right: it really _could_ be longer than her forearm...but
probably by 4 inches at the most.
(That'll teach me not to make off-the-cuff estimates of body-part
lengths. When in doubt, MEASURE!)
John L. Friese
Frank White
lfr...@gci.net says...
Measure twice.
Cut once. ^_^
FW
5parrow
> On Thu, 04 Dec 2003 19:42:28 -0500, 5parrow <mail....@gtg692n.edu> wrote:
>>John L. Friese wrote:
>>>So that pistol Misato's firing has a custom-built barrel, or it only
>>>_looks_ longer than her forearm.
>>
>>...the barrel isn't the whole weapon... how long is the chamber? And
>>when the slide's in the open position that would add some length.
>>
>>Not much, admittedly...
>>
> You're right...just measured my forearm from wrist to elbow... only 11".
> Psaiyan was right: it really _could_ be longer than her forearm...but
> probably by 4 inches at the most.
>
But then the exact quote is "forearm and hand together".
- 5parrow, pedantically
Frank White
lfr...@gci.net says...
>
>On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 15:36:04 +0000, Psaiyan <ppve...@hotmail.communism>
wrote:
>>On 29 Nov 2003 14:47:55 GMT, fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com (Frank White)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>YOU'RE the guy who said he wanted to see Erma Felma with a
>>>crowbar, aren't you?!?!?!?
>>>
>>>(Erma is a anthropomorphic comic book character, a catgirl
>>>military officer in a futuristic setting. One 'fan'
>>>requested a drawing of Erma mastubating with a crowbar.
>>
>>Wonder if anyone has ever asked for pictures of Gordan Freeman
>>masturbating with a crowbar? :\
>
>Here's what I want to see: Erma Felna wearing an H.E.V. suit, bashing
>some poor head-crabbed scientist in the head with a crowbar.
>
>The poor head-crabbed scientist, of course, has a tail sticking out
>from under his labcoat.
Thank GOD!! When you said 'head-crabbed scientist', I thought
you were talking about WASHUU!!
(You gotta admit, her hairdo looks like a crab...)
If Erma showed up anywhere near Washuu the poor cat-girl would
probably find herself strapped to Washuu's exam table, being
studied, PDQ.
After which, somehow, she'd fall for Tenchi, move into his
house, and become another member of his 'harem'...
FW
Psaiyan
wrote:
>You're right...just measured my forearm from wrist to elbow... only 11".
>Psaiyan was right: it really _could_ be longer than her forearm...but
>probably by 4 inches at the most.
>
>(That'll teach me not to make off-the-cuff estimates of body-part
> lengths. When in doubt, MEASURE!)
Yeah - your girlfriend will respect you for it.... ^_^
John L. Friese
>In article <slrnbsvi5r.3v...@snow.anchorageak.net>,
>lfr...@gci.net says...
>>
>>some poor head-crabbed scientist in the head with a crowbar.
>>
>>The poor head-crabbed scientist, of course, has a tail sticking out
>>from under his labcoat.
>
>Thank GOD!! When you said 'head-crabbed scientist', I thought
>you were talking about WASHUU!!
>
No, that would be a "crab-haired scientist"[1] ^_^
>
>If Erma showed up anywhere near Washuu the poor cat-girl would
>probably find herself strapped to Washuu's exam table, being
>studied, PDQ.
>
>After which, somehow, she'd fall for Tenchi, move into his
>house, and become another member of his 'harem'...
If she can get around the fact that she's almost[2] completely surrounded
by flat-faced, mostly-hairless bipeds...well, we'd have to see, right?
John L. Friese
[1] I was going to say "crab-headed scientist", but that might have
brought to mind Dr. Zoidberg from _Futurama_...even though he doesn't
have the head of a crab.
[2] Ryo-Oh-Ki being the main exception.
Sakaki
news:slrnbsvi5r.3v...@snow.anchorageak.net:
They also made a 14" bbl for the MVII, in .357 and .44. which would make
the pistol 18.6" overall length.
I know because I got one. ;P (a .44 MKVII with both a 6" and a 14")
The MKVII was als0 avaiable in .41 mag and .50 AE. But only 6" and 10"
bbl.s for the .41 and only the 6" for the .50.
Here is a scan of a page from the '95 catalog showing the DE with all 3
barrel.
http://www.geocities.com/_ry_/MRDE95CAT.JPG
But I have never seen in a move or show anyone useing anything other than
the 6'.
Sakaki
Psaiyan
>They also made a 14" bbl for the MVII, in .357 and .44. which would make
>the pistol 18.6" overall length.
>
>
>I know because I got one. ;P (a .44 MKVII with both a 6" and a 14")
Cool. Is the 14-incher as unwieldy as I imagine it to be?
>
>The MKVII was als0 avaiable in .41 mag and .50 AE. But only 6" and 10"
>bbl.s for the .41 and only the 6" for the .50.
>
>
>Here is a scan of a page from the '95 catalog showing the DE with all 3
>barrel.
>
>http://www.geocities.com/_ry_/MRDE95CAT.JPG
>
>But I have never seen in a move or show anyone useing anything other than
>the 6'.
I'm sure I've seen the middle one used in a film before - I think it
was in Natural Born Killers.
I think that the 14" model cuts down on the badass factor somewhat -
it's much harder for the wannabe gangbanger to hide it in his jacket
or the waistband of his FUBU slacks...
John L. Friese
>the pistol 18.6" overall length.
>
>
>I know because I got one. ;P (a .44 MKVII with both a 6" and a 14")
>
>
>The MKVII was als0 avaiable in .41 mag and .50 AE. But only 6" and 10"
>bbl.s for the .41 and only the 6" for the .50.
>
>
>Here is a scan of a page from the '95 catalog showing the DE with all 3
>barrel.
>
>http://www.geocities.com/_ry_/MRDE95CAT.JPG
>
Nice...
I just went back to the Magnum Research, Inc. website
<http://www.magnumresearch.com/> to have another look. They've finished
a site redesign, so the link I posted earlier is probably gone.
But going to their products list and looking up the Mark VII, I found at
the bottom of that page a picture of a set of Mark I/Mark VII .44
barrels in all three lengths: 6", 10" _and_ 14".
Guess I didn't look hard enough.
John L. Friese
Sakaki
> On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 15:36:04 +0000, Psaiyan
Actually they did make a 14" bbl for the .44 and .357 in the MKVII that
would give an overall length of 18.6".
The MKVII came in .357 and .44 with 6", 10" and 14" barrles, and .41 with
6" and 10", and .50 with only the 6" bbl.
I have a MKVII .44 with the 6" and 14" bbls. with the 14" it hardly kicks
at all, not too suprising as it is almost a rifle at that length 2" more
and it is too long to be clasified as a pistol.
I also have the .50 MKVII it really doesn't kick anymore than a .44
revolver with a heavy load.
The MKXIX is basicaly a .50 MKVII with the .44 and .357 barrles made
bigger to fit the larger .50 slide. The frames are the same size.
Here is a link to a scan of the '95 Magnum Reasearch catalog showing all
3 barrle lengths.
http://www.geocities.com/_ry_/MRDE95CAT.JPG
Sakaki