Taking the Edge Off
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Taking the Edge Off
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast.
"Would you like
bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and
coffee to
follow?" she asks.
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really
taken the edge
off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl
of home-
made soup, home-made muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she
inquires.
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really
taken the edge
off my appetite."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
She'll go to
the store and buy him some food. "Would you like maybe a
steak and
apple pie? Maybe you'd like a pizza micro waved or a tasty
stir-fry?
That would only take a couple of minutes."
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really
taken the edge
off my appetite."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up, then? I'm
starving!"