Sam clam and Ollie
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Sam clam and Ollie
Sam clam and Ollie were life long friends;
One day Ollie passed away going to heaven.
After several months Ollie longed for his old
pal Sam Clam. Becoming depressed he went to St.
Pete and asked if he could go down to earth and
visit with Sam Clam.
St. Pete said he would grant his wish if he
promised to keep his harp with him at all times
so he could re-enter thru the gates by strumming
his harp. Also, that he must be back at the stroke
of midnight.
Ollie agreed and with that he was on his way
to visit his pal Sam Clam.
Upon arriving on earth, he discovered to his
amazement that Sam Clam owned a fancy Disco.
He was having so much fun enjoying his time with
Sam, that time had slipped by fast. Then he heard
clock chimming going on twelve o'clock so he
hurried back to heaven as promised.
The next morning St. Pete found Ollie sitting
outside the gates weeping.
St.Pete, asked why had he not stummed his harp
to enter the gates as he was told.
Ollie sobbed lound and clear that he was very
sorry and and sang out," I LEFT MY HARP IN SAM
CLAMS DISCO"