Richard Liang is a freak
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Richard Liang
>Is this what you had in mind? ;P
>
>
>
Admittedly, no. I *so* had it coming though :)
Richard
Rudolf Polzer
> Is this what you had in mind? ;P
============================= MNEMO ISOLATION =============================
The unambigously identified individuum:
Name : Inwood______________
Given name : Stephen_"Disaster"_Mephistopheles
Date of birth : __.__.19__ [X] doesn't matter
Location of birth : ____________________ [X] doesn't matter
ID number : ____________________ [X] doesn't matter
is hereby - for the time of
[_] 6 months
[_] 12 months
[_] 24 months
[_] his/her life
[X] other: 4711_seconds________
- exempt from noticing anything, i.e. showing significant changes
of behaviour during interactin with intelligent beings. The
aforementioned person's classification according to the official index
of mnemo isolation is close to the equivalent of
[_] yesterday's mensa food
[_] three crackers in instant coffee
[_] a box of canned brown bread
[_] a square yard of sphagnum in a 6-week summer drought
[_] a container of eroded sandstone (grit quality)
[X] three AOL CDs
This mnemo isolation expires on
[_] __/__/19__
[_] __/__/20__
[X] the complete erosion of all corporal constituents
belonging to the aforementioned lifeform
or the above specified time, whatever comes
[_] last,
[X] first,
and is valid, no matter if the aforementioned individuum can be
identified as mnemo isolated by the following distinguishing marks:
[_] a red nose of plastics
[_] an olive piece of cloth, worn on the shoulder
[X] the person can be unambigously recognized as mnemo isolated
just by its facial expression
The aforementioned lifeform is - by the acquisition of this certificate
of mnemo isolation - automatically qualified for the following
activities:
[_] marking hat during unmarking on highways
[X] umbrella rack in restaurants up to, but not including,
three stars
[_] moderator in nuclear reactors
[X] model for the label of AOL CDs
[X] orientation help in Gobi desert
Mnemo isolation for the aforementioned lifeform has been enunciated in a
public proceeding of mnemo isolation and is (after a objection respite of
17 seconds) legally binding.
., "\!
08/28/2002 *#§$%$/ *bonk*
date signature official seal
*THWACK*
imprint of the mnemo isolated's forehead
============================= MNEMO ISOLATION =============================
Rudolf Polzer
> Is this what you had in mind? ;P
============================= MNEMO ISOLATION =============================
The unambigously identified individuum:
Name : Inwood______________
Given name : Stephen_"Disaster"_Mephistopheles
Date of birth : __.__.19__ [X] doesn't matter
Location of birth : ____________________ [X] doesn't matter
ID number : ____________________ [X] doesn't matter
is hereby - for the time of
[_] 6 months
[_] 12 months
[_] 24 months
[_] his/her life
[X] other: 4711_seconds________
- exempt from noticing anything, i.e. showing significant changes
of behaviour during interaction with intelligent beings. The
[_] last,
[X] first,
============================= MNEMO ISOLATION =============================
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Disaster
What?
Rudolf Polzer
> "Rudolf Polzer" <AntiATFiel...@durchnull.de> wrote:
> > Scripsit illud Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.NOSPAM.net>:
> > > Is this what you had in mind? ;P
> >
> > ============================= MNEMO ISOLATION =============================
> >
> > The unambigously identified individuum:
> >
> > Name : Inwood______________
> > Given name : Stephen_"Disaster"_Mephistopheles
> > of behaviour during interaction with intelligent beings. The
Typo corrected.
[...]
> > ============================= MNEMO ISOLATION =============================
>
> What?
Exactly the right answer to a mnemo isolation.
Well, it already has expired since 4711 seconds already have passed, but
now you had one. "mnemo isolation" is Wau Holland's (+) free translation
of the German word "Merkbefreiung".
You're the first one to get the international Merkbefreiung, the
international mnemo isolation. Isn't that cool?
Since the English version of the form is still in beta testing, its
duration was only 4711 seconds. But since it has worked, the other
durations like 6 months or even life-time seem to be possible. Maybe
next time...
BTW: Mephistopheles is the name of the devil (or better: the devil's
incarnation [inside Faust]) in Goethe's Faust. He's also known as
"Mephisto".
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Disaster
> Scripsit illud Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.NOSPAM.net>:
> > >
> > > ============================= MNEMO ISOLATION
=============================
> > >
> > > The unambigously identified individuum:
> > >
> > > Name : Inwood______________
> > > Given name : Stephen_"Disaster"_Mephistopheles
> [...]
> > > of behaviour during interaction with intelligent beings. The
> ^
> Typo corrected.
>
> [...]
> > > ============================= MNEMO ISOLATION
=============================
> >
> > What?
>
> Exactly the right answer to a mnemo isolation.
>
> Well, it already has expired since 4711 seconds already have passed, but
> now you had one. "mnemo isolation" is Wau Holland's (+) free translation
> of the German word "Merkbefreiung".
>
> You're the first one to get the international Merkbefreiung, the
> international mnemo isolation. Isn't that cool?
I still don't know what it's for!
> Since the English version of the form is still in beta testing, its
> duration was only 4711 seconds. But since it has worked, the other
> durations like 6 months or even life-time seem to be possible. Maybe
> next time...
Oh be fair, this is hardly like an instant message.
> BTW: Mephistopheles is the name of the devil (or better: the devil's
> incarnation [inside Faust]) in Goethe's Faust. He's also known as
> "Mephisto".
I see, thx heaps!
Vaughn L.Porter
> BTW: Mephistopheles is the name of the devil (or better: the devil's
> incarnation [inside Faust]) in Goethe's Faust. He's also known as
> "Mephisto".
>
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Oh, so now Disaster is the Morning Star?
Vaughn L.Porter
Still want my soul back..........NOW!!