Just think of the interest I could accrue!

[Kevin Gowen]

http://tinyurl.com/erhz

--
Kevin Gowen

[Darrien]

> http://tinyurl.com/erhz
>

I like the Nazi eagle at the top of the page almost as much as I like:
"If you are not satisfied with the products, you have 90 days to refund them."

Wouldn't you need about 90 YEARS to know if you were unsatisfied with these?

[Louise Bremner]

Kevin Gowen <kgowen...@myfastmail.com> wrote:

> http://tinyurl.com/erhz

OK, so what happens if you put them on the wrong way round? And what if
your sleeping partner also wears them--must you keep away from each
other?

________________________________________________________________________
Louise Bremner (log at gol dot com)
If you want a reply by e-mail, don't write to my Yahoo address!

[Greg Macdonald]

On Thu, 19 Jun 2003 21:24:56 GMT, "Darrien"
<Darrien...@NA.COM@hotmail.com> spake:

And I think you would be in no position to return them after they
failed to support immortality.

[Declan Murphy]

Louise Bremner wrote:
> Kevin Gowen <kgowen...@myfastmail.com> wrote:
>
>>http://tinyurl.com/erhz
>
> OK, so what happens if you put them on the wrong way round? And what if
> your sleeping partner also wears them--must you keep away from each
> other?

But shirley you remember Eric Idle's lyrics?

Life can be fine if we both...

--
"All FDR undid was the value of the dollar"

Kevin Gowen (really)

[Michael Cash]

On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 07:23:26 +0900, dame_...@yahoo.com ( Louise
Bremner) belched the alphabet and kept on going with:

>Kevin Gowen <kgowen...@myfastmail.com> wrote:
>
>> http://tinyurl.com/erhz
>
>OK, so what happens if you put them on the wrong way round? And what if
>your sleeping partner also wears them--must you keep away from each
>other?

That shouldn't be a problem so long as he sells them to married people
in Japan.

--

Michael Cash

"There was a time, Mr. Cash, when I believed you must be the most useless
thing in the world. But that was before I read a Microsoft help file."

Prof. Ernest T. Bass
Mount Pilot College

http://www.sunfield.ne.jp/~mike/

[Michael Cash]

On Thu, 19 Jun 2003 16:53:18 -0400, "Kevin Gowen"
<kgowen...@myfastmail.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:

>http://tinyurl.com/erhz

A device that keeps you alive forever.....and cures your diseases.

Yet, he felt a need to amke the site look more legit by including:

"Please consult your doctor if you have a heart problem or if you are
pregnant before using this device."

Somebody help me here: Shouldn't the device CURE the heart problem? I
wonder how it "cures" pregnancy.