the question is more like what DONT I have! I have around 1,000 (or more)
hentai doujinshis of about any popular series you can think of (including over
50 of Evangelion)
---
"OH, MY GOD!! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!"
50?!!
> ---
>
> "OH, MY GOD!! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!"
Shoot the bastard!
...er, scratch that.
--
'Anyone who isn't confused doesn't really know what's going on'
Rei 49: 50? Pfft!
--
Carpe Jugulum
Reis 01, Rei 02, Rei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, Rei 09,
Rei 10, Rei 11, Rei 12, Rei 13, Rei 14, Rei 15, Rei 16, Rei 17, Rei 18,
Rei 19, Rei 20, Rei 21, Rei 22, Rei 23, Rei 24, Rei 25, Rei 26, Rei 27,
Rei 28, Rei 29, Rei 30, Rei 31, Rei 32, Rei 33, Rei 34, Rei 35, Rei 36,
Rei 37, Rei 38, Rei 39, Rei 40, Rei 41, Rei 42, Rei 43, Rei 44, Rei 45,
Rei 46, Rei 47, Rei 48, Rei 49
Disaster's Fan Fiction - http://www.disfanfic.net
DSE - For the Public - http://www.disfanfic.net/DSE
JAE FAQ - http://www.evafaq.com
Pen^3's JAE FAQ - http://faq.pen3.cjb.net
Convention Reports - http://www.disfanfic.net/conventions
I counted and there's over 75 Evangelion hentai doujins
yeah and it is funny.
on that topic the same people who made Secret Plot also made Super Taboo, which
is also hilarious.
Rei 48: Oh really? *Evil grin*
Rei 49: Forget it Rei, probably all about that other slut!
Rei 05: Pen Pen?
Rei 48 & 49: O_o;;;
"Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote in message
news:uk7kr8l...@corp.supernews.com...
Knowing Disaster he went back in time, copied all the Rei's,
installed Lilith dummy plugs so they all have souls and
are sentient, and brought them all to his place and is using
them as a Greek chorus to narrate his actions.
^_^
No idea where he could have gotten such an idea.
("You're a GENIUS, Washuu! You're BRILLIANT, Washuu!")
^_^
FW
I would advise you to top post from now on while you are on this ng. The
Reis can and will do terrible things, TERRRRRRIBBLLE things to you if you
don't. Just a friendly suggestion.
Vaughn L.Porter
May it be.
These Reis exist in Disaster's Perfect World, and are not related to the
NERV Dummy Plug Project. All darn Gendo Ikari, may he be transfered to
Houston, TX.
Also, Please bottom post here at JAE. Thank you for your cooperation. Good
Night.
Vaughn L.Porter
I feel tired.
As is Super Taboo Extreme. ;)
I stumbled across some at http://galeon.com/kmh/evangelion.html
PS. Hentai is not dangerous. Top posting is. ;)
Rei 03: He meant bottom post!
Rei 48: If you top post again I am going to recommend you for getting your
feelings hurt!
Rei 04: And if we ever find out that you have porn of any of us we gonna
hurt you bad!
Rei 17: He did not!
> ^_^
>
> No idea where he could have gotten such an idea.
>
> ("You're a GENIUS, Washuu! You're BRILLIANT, Washuu!")
Rei 39: Hehe I liked that show!
Rei 16: Go read Disaster's history on DSE smartass.
Rei 04: AND STOP TOP POSTING!
I doubt it... knowing him, he's probably up to something kinky instead! :P
Z
And I bet less than half of them are still virgins :P
>"Frank White" <fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com> wrote:
>> Knowing Disaster he went back in time, copied all the Rei's,
>> installed Lilith dummy plugs so they all have souls and
>> are sentient, and brought them all to his place and is using
>> them as a Greek chorus to narrate his actions.
>
>Rei 17: He did not!
>
>> ^_^
>>
>> No idea where he could have gotten such an idea.
>>
>> ("You're a GENIUS, Washuu! You're BRILLIANT, Washuu!")
>
>Rei 39: Hehe I liked that show!
So did Gir. ~_O
Mark. 8)
- proud member of the WGPS and the SDA!
-UtenaCode(1.1) U:6 F:Wa+++Ju++ D:Ak->Sh- X:*** a:39++ M:f ZUM(w/Banyuu
Inryoku)
"BE HAPPY FOR ME AND MY SHOE. O_O" - Verthandi
http://www.evafaq.com
Prolly Star Trek.
"We are Rei. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
...naaaaaaah! >D
ok tomorrow (if I have time) I'll send you Ayanami 1, 2, and 3 and Eva X but
that's all; in the meantime, this should keep you occupied:
ftp://ftp.cs.ubc.ca/pub/archive/anime-fan-works/Evangelion/Paradise-Lost/
Yes. And I thank you.
Vaughn L.Porter
Anyone got any used millitary stuff?
I've got Kensuke's #1 Idol for a brother.
Sorry, I meant bottom post. It had been a long day.
Vaughn L.Porter
You try driving for six hours.
I love IZ! ::holds up Gir plush::
-Fill my heart with song
And let me sing forever more...
John
OOH! Mommy! Can I have a gargantuan thread named after me, too?
52\Kyle
Rei 19: *Cough* you should credit Disaster with that link! :P
Rei 44: *Gasp* How did, I mean yes we, I mean NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
*THWACK*
Rei 04: *THWACK*
Rei 26: *THWACK*
Rei 03: *THWACK*
Rei 49: *THWACK*
Rei 30: *THWACK*
Rei 04: *THWACK*
Rei 04: *THWACK*
Rei 04: *THWACK*
Rei 05: *THWACK*
Rei 22: *THWACK*
Rei 47: *Ponders*
I would point out this is Zeruel333 you're beating on.
Dozens of attractive girls engaging in S&M behavior...
He might be enjoying this.
FW
You mean he left all those helpless Rei-clones at NERV,
to Ritsuko's mercies???
SPA FON!!
We must mount a rescue expedition, before she pulls the
plug and turns them into LCL goo! Or worse, dyes their
hair blonde and tells Gendo "What? They've always looked
like that!".
^_^
FW
Only if you eat all of your vegetables
yeah, the clone I sent out IS enjoying this :P
>>>> ("You're a GENIUS, Washuu! You're BRILLIANT, Washuu!")
>>>
>>>Rei 39: Hehe I liked that show!
>>
>>So did Gir. ~_O
>
>I love IZ! ::holds up Gir plush::
Nickelodeon must die for cancelling Zim. >O
Gendo will know the difference.
*Gendo:"Yui, ahem, I mean Rei never had blond hair, Doctor." <Bang!>*
Vaughn L.Porter
Rei with blond hair? Yow!
Take me! I'm all yours! :P
Z
Rei 17: Idiot.
--
Carpe Jugulum
Rei 01, Rei 02, Rei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, Rei 09,
Rei 38: Someone here did a number of pics of us with different hair colors
and I believe that Blonde was one of them. It should be in Disaster's
collection on line!
--
Carpe Jugulum
Rei 01, Rei 02, Rei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, Rei 09,
Rei Mob: *Hesitates*
Rei 44: He might have a point there you know girls.
> yeah, the clone I sent out IS enjoying this :P
Rei Mob: *Blinks*
Rei 04: Pfft
Rei Mob: *Sends clones genitals back in 14 different parts with signs of
life still apparent in the nerve endings.*
Rei 47: Hmm, wonder who we could use as a test subject?
Rei 40: It would have to be a willing subject.
Rei 37: Female would be preferable, but we could always give a male a sex
change.
Rei 22: But his mind set would also have to be altered.
Rei 31: We can do all that with a modified VCI.
Rei 10: *scribbles some notes* Yeah we could do this. We'd have to expand
the VCI technology down a new path first though.
Rei 12: You mean more interaction, use and manipulation of the mind I
suppose.
Rei 10: *Nods*
Rei 12: To what end?
Rei 47: Progress or expansion are the next to excuses in line I think.
Rei 12: Back to the cliché's already? How lame.
Rei 40: Well we used up defense and self preservation to much in the
beginning. Should have been more responsible I guess, few more world
dominations and we'd be able to go back to peace keeping.
<space saving snip>
>Rei 17: Idiot.
Flattery will get you no where.
^_^
FW, planning his own expedition to go save the NERV
Rei-clones. And Asuka, and Misato, and Kaji, and
Maya, and all the good people from NGE who don't
deserve to be stuck in Anno's dementia.
*clone's genital pieces grow into 14 new clones and the crotchless clone grows
new genitals*
*looks at unzipped files d/led from that link*
-_-;......that's not funny...
THERE ISNT ONE BIT OF HENTAI THERE!!! ITS A DAMN FANFIC!!!
Oh, yeah! I remember that! But IIRC, the popular choices were Rei with Red
hair, or Rei with Purple(NAVY BLUE!) hair. Of course, I could be wrong.
Vaughn L.Porter
I thought Green looked nice.
That may have been Weewoo or, possibly, Pen^3. IIRC the green was
considered the best colour. ;)
--
'Anyone who isn't confused doesn't really know what's going on'
Need any help? I've had millitary experiance. And I'm a damn good tech.
Vaughn L.Porter
Where did my brother put the .338?
I can save Kaji with that.
True. But I heard they're bringing it back for a 2nd season now.
I have decided to deny your request for "singing forever" I'm sorry but you
are no longer allowed to sing, in any way shape or form.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Donuts...
-Fill my heart with song
And let me...I guess not.
*throwing S2-powered cassete recorder playing something sung by John Ko
into Kakarotto's window*
*running away from the "music"*
--
In diesem Sinne kannst du's wagen.
Verbinde dich! du sollst in diesen Tagen
Mit Freuden meine Künste sehn;
Ich gebe dir, was noch kein Mensch gesehn.
Help would be good. I'm thinking we'll need all we can get,
because until near the end when it comes out what's
really going on, most of the good people would refuse to
leave and try to fight rescue off in the belief that
what they are doing is saving the world and they don't
dare stop.
Maybe we can recruit Washuu (OAV version). Or Belldandy.
I'm sure even the most stubbornly determined person
would listen to Bell-chan...
FW
I've done Misato and PenPen and the images are in my image gallery. I
didn't do Rei because she had already been done. I've have got the
pictures of Rei with orange, pink and green hair done by Tenchi.
http://pen3.cjb.net/pictures/coloured_misato_844x835.html
http://pen3.cjb.net/pictures/coloured_pen2.html
P^3
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V_/ |_| \___||_|\_| http://pen3.cjb.net/
JAE FAQ: http://faq.pen3.cjb.net
You must like that PenPen porn, you've brought that up a couple of
times...
LMAO
Not my fault. I made it known that I had no idea what it really was. I was
very clear to that point.
--
Carpe Jugulum
Disaster
That's a little harsh isn't it?
LOL
HAH! I remember your vote and the fact that you lost and I won that one!
It wasn't green, you lost by one vote. Although I know that I won I forget
which color I voted for! O_o; NOT GREEN! :P~
--
Carpe Jugulum
Disaster
SHUTUP!
--
Carpe Jugulum
Disaster
You'd be surprised!
--
Carpe Jugulum
Disaster
They were done by Tenchi?
> http://pen3.cjb.net/pictures/coloured_misato_844x835.html
Oh I love the red and brown. She's so cute.
> http://pen3.cjb.net/pictures/coloured_pen2.html
Pfft, I don't care what color my dinner starts out as.
--
Carpe Jugulum
Disaster
Yer talking about killing your own team!
--
Carpe Jugulum
Disaster
................You are talking about storming a perfect world. That won't
work. you have no way in and nothing you ever come up with will ever work.
Because if it did then the world would not be perfect and as it is a
perfect world that they are in you would obviously be storming some other
world.
You'd look like fools. I mean more so.
--
Carpe Jugulum
Disaster
*Watching Zeruel's dead clone grow new genitals bores Disaster. He has the
clone thrown into a furnace to be destroyed*
--
Carpe Jugulum
Disaster
...... O_o;;;;
I'll be right back!
*Storms off to look for pen pen porn and get rid of it.*
Don't freak me out Pen^3. There's nothing on your cousin bar recipes. The
only hot steamy action of you around here is in the oven.
It was green! I remember! :p~~
IIRC it all started when someone asked "What would Rei look like
blonde?".
*chuckles*
*clone busts out of furnace in flames then suddenly he snaps his fingers and
the flames go out and he regenerates back to normal*
Nice try
You consider everyone being turned into LCL goo a perfect
world?????
(Note to self: Consider possibility that Disaster's demented.
If Washuu recruited, see if she knows psychology.)
> That won't
>work. you have no way in
If we can cross the dimensional barriers we can go anywhere.
>and nothing you ever come up with will ever work.
We grab the Children and the MP Evas, we've shorted out
NERV and STELE and brought everything to a halt.
>Because if it did then the world would not be perfect and as it is a
>perfect world that they are in you would obviously be storming some
other
>world.
(Note to self: Disaster clearly demented, coat him with honey and
throw him to Washuu at first opportunity)
>You'd look like fools. I mean more so.
Flattery is STILL not going to get you anywhere!
:P
FW
Phwoar, I need more sleep. Just then I thought it said "Watches Zeruel's
dead clone bores his genitals into Disaster".
>.<
Z
You shutup too!
It was not green! Ya lost buddy boyo live wit it! :P~
(As shameful as it may be to admit this, there are actually no typos here
this time)
NOTGREENNOTGREENNOTGREENNOTGREENNOTGREENNOTGREENNOTGREEN!....
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!
That sounds kinda familiar. You know who asked it?
Er not for me. Hence the lack of goo in my perfect world. If you want goo
well, Watchman has cloned goo.
> (Note to self: Consider possibility that Disaster's demented.
> If Washuu recruited, see if she knows psychology.)
*Ponders*
> > That won't work. you have no way in
>
> If we can cross the dimensional barriers we can go anywhere.
No you can't, Trans-Dimensional portage is only one aspect that you would
have to consider. No I'm not lending you my Engines to help you get in.
They wouldn't work anyhow as you'd have hostile intentions and the
idealistic laws that govern the place would deny you entry.
> > and nothing you ever come up with will ever work.
>
> We grab the Children and the MP Evas, we've shorted out
> NERV and STELE and brought everything to a halt.
I brought SEELE to a halt and took over NERV, never heard of STELE though.
They big?
> > Because if it did then the world would not be perfect and as it is a
> > perfect world that they are in you would obviously be storming some
> > other world.
>
> (Note to self: Disaster clearly demented, coat him with honey and
> throw him to Washuu at first opportunity)
It appears that you are somewhat of a dimwitted poor looser but can we do
that honey thing with Washuu anyhow?
> > You'd look like fools. I mean more so.
>
> Flattery is STILL not going to get you anywhere!
>
> :P
Oh I bet my last comment is gonna get something! ;P~
O_o;;;;;
*THWACK*
Oh perhaps in your world Z. But as I'm not in your world I think I shall
do as I please with the corpse of your clone. You sent him in and I let
him come. did you really think that anything other then a horrible fate
awaited him? No I'm afraid your little rescue scheme will have to stay in
your fantasies.
"Nice try" indeed, that's like what, you practicing to be arrogant or
something?
*Goes to the kitchen for a snack*
Tcsh, you're supposed to attack the core. That's the only way to destroy an
Angel, remember?
[Robbie demonstrates his point by gutting the clone with a pocket prog knife
and sticking the blade right into the core.]
--
Rob Kelly
Current Favourites | Current Quote
J-Rock Band: Dir en Grey | I don't want to become Edward H. Gein
Anime: Nadesico | [Dir en Grey - "JESSICA"]
Game: ESP Ra.De. | Sid Vicious & Nancy, where can I meet you?
No thanks, I prefer spoo to goo.
And I'm, not talking about storming whatever perfect world
YOU'VE set up, I'm talking about saving the lives (or at
least the AT Fields) of people in Anno's IMPERFECT world.
So there.
:P
>> (Note to self: Consider possibility that Disaster's demented.
>> If Washuu recruited, see if she knows psychology.)
>
>*Ponders*
>
>> > That won't work. you have no way in
>>
>> If we can cross the dimensional barriers we can go anywhere.
>
>No you can't, Trans-Dimensional portage is only one aspect that you would
>have to consider. No I'm not lending you my Engines to help you get in.
>They wouldn't work anyhow as you'd have hostile intentions and the
>idealistic laws that govern the place would deny you entry.
Nuts. Once you get across the barriers, it's only a matter
of finding the right world from which to jump and you can
go anywhere.
And I'm NOT after YOUR world! What you, the 49 Reis, and
your wind up Hello Kitty vibrator do in the privacy of your
Orgy Chamber is YOUR business! I am out to save the others
from the tyranny of Anno's story telling!
>> > and nothing you ever come up with will ever work.
>>
>> We grab the Children and the MP Evas, we've shorted out
>> NERV and STELE and brought everything to a halt.
>
>I brought SEELE to a halt and took over NERV, never heard of STELE though.
>They big?
So I'm dyslexic. Me shoot.
Better yet, shoot Gendo.
>> > Because if it did then the world would not be perfect and as it is a
>> > perfect world that they are in you would obviously be storming some
>> > other world.
>>
>> (Note to self: Disaster clearly demented, coat him with honey and
>> throw him to Washuu at first opportunity)
>
>It appears that you are somewhat of a dimwitted poor looser but can we do
>that honey thing with Washuu anyhow?
A) What the heck is a 'looser', and B) You want sprinkles on that?
:)
>> > You'd look like fools. I mean more so.
>>
>> Flattery is STILL not going to get you anywhere!
>>
>> :P
>
>Oh I bet my last comment is gonna get something! ;P~
(Note to self: Suggest to Washuu she start Disaster's
treatment with massive electroshock therapy, or by
having Ryouko give him noogies on the noggin until he
starts talking sense or passes out, whichever comes
first.)
^_^
FW
Er, Robbie, that's the heart, you see he's not really an angel.
hey, I know my clones can withstand a little fire, ok? and even if for some
reason he couldnt, then those 14 other ones that regenerated from the ripped
off genitals will cause trouble (my clones can regenerate from a single cell
left; did I mention that one you threw in the furnace both spit and dropped a
finger? that's just 2 more clones to worry about now :)
Hmm...now that I think about it...
*commands one of the 14 new clones to explode, which he does, getting blood and
pieces of flesh and bones and organs EVERYWHERE*
*moments later all the pieces that are everywhere start regenerating into new
clones*
Looks like you got yourself an infestation
>---
>
>"OH, MY GOD!! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!"
>
*has one of the clones do that to Disaster*
But aren't we all really angels in the end? Hmmm?
-Fill my heart with song
And let me sing forever more...
John
Well, to be honest, no.
I'd always wondered what Misato would have looked like with Dark Blue
hair. ;)
Hah!
If your clones can do that, how do you manage to survive?
*laughs triumphantly*
YESITWASYESITWASYESITWASYESITWASYESITWASYESITWASYESITWASYESITWAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> !
...delayed shock?
I like the green.
Vaughn L.Porter
Misato's hair is PURPLE!
Don't expect me to deal with this! This is your mess, YOU clean it up. I
Don't Do Clones.
> >---
> >
> >"OH, MY GOD!! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!"
> >
>
> *has one of the clones do that to Disaster*
Ok, that's just silly. Someone's been watching too much South Park instead
of his usuall diet of Hentai.
*Transmorgafies Zeruel333 into Butters from South Park*
I hearby dub thee "Not-Kenny"!
Vaughn L.Porter
Play nice, Not-Kenny
*Twitch*
Well, I suppose we could look it up. But that requires effort. Frankly I'd
rather do it over again.
That is so childish.
> > !
>
> ...delayed shock?
............. NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN
NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT
GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT
GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN NOT GREEN !
You are fired!
*Puts your soul in a jar with nails*
As I own your soul your vote shall be not green and Navy blue.
Ah, pure logic, I see, how am I ever to craft my come back? *Rolls eyes*
Then you need to start paying attention to what you say and where you say
it!
> >No you can't, Trans-Dimensional portage is only one aspect that you
would
> >have to consider. No I'm not lending you my Engines to help you get in.
> >They wouldn't work anyhow as you'd have hostile intentions and the
> >idealistic laws that govern the place would deny you entry.
>
> Nuts. Once you get across the barriers, it's only a matter
> of finding the right world from which to jump and you can
> go anywhere.
Oh please listen to what I say when I say it.
> And I'm NOT after YOUR world! What you, the 49 Reis, and
> your wind up Hello Kitty vibrator do in the privacy of your
> Orgy Chamber is YOUR business! I am out to save the others
> from the tyranny of Anno's story telling!
Then as stated above, pay attention to what you say and where you say it.
> So I'm dyslexic. Me shoot.
*Gun gets*
> Better yet, shoot Gendo.
Why? He works for me.
> > It appears that you are somewhat of a dimwitted poor looser but can we
do
> > that honey thing with Washuu anyhow?
>
> A) What the heck is a 'looser', and B) You want sprinkles on that?
It's the same as a loser only worser. I don't care about sprinkles! That's
disgusting.
> > Oh I bet my last comment is gonna get something! ;P~
>
> (Note to self: Suggest to Washuu she start Disaster's
> treatment with massive electroshock therapy, or by
> having Ryouko give him noogies on the noggin until he
> starts talking sense or passes out, whichever comes
> first.)
LOL
Told you I'd get a response.
That's very nice Z. But I sent those genitals to you, so I don't frankly
give a damn if they regenerate or not, they are the ones suffering not me.
We are not talking about a little fire here. I'm talking about a
super-industrial furnace. We have several of them that we use to vaporize
garbage with and break down harmful substances into their elements. For
the record, your clone dropped nothing. This is the end of the story pal.
Stop grabbing at straws.
*Shrugs*
It's your house he's in! Why would I have the infestation?
> >"OH, MY GOD!! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!"
>
> *has one of the clones do that to Disaster*
I was debating if I should respond to this. I said no, twice. But I want
to say that it is disapointing that someone I know is this immature and
crass. It's really a bad blow to even your character Z.
God has no one read the bit where I sent them back to Z's place?
Not in this sense no.