Shougoki?
Richard Liang
What does "Shougoki" translate to? I'm guessing "goki" means unit
"shou" is something like either "single", "one", "test" or something.
But why not "ichigoki" or something? This is basically a Japanese
question, I guess, but where better to ask than j.a.e.?
And why not "reigoki" instead of "zerogoki"?
Richard
Olivier Hagué
<rhl...@interchange.ubc.ca> wrote:
>What does "Shougoki" translate to?
It's "shogôki" (or "shogouki", or "shogohki").
>I'm guessing "goki" means unit
>"shou" is something like either "single", "one", "test" or something.
"Ki" means "machine", "gô" means "number", and "sho" means
"beginning".
> But why not "ichigoki" or something?
It's a cinema reference. "Shogô print" is the way you call the first
print of a movie, in Japan.
>And why not "reigoki" instead of "zerogoki"?
Same as above: "0 gô print" is the way you call the test print you
make just before the real first print of a movie, in Japan.
Kakarotto
Yon-goki, but thats all I have heard.
Richard Liang
>>But why not "ichigoki" or something?
>>
>>
>
>It's a cinema reference. "Shogô print" is the way you call the first
>print of a movie, in Japan.
>
>
>
>>And why not "reigoki" instead of "zerogoki"?
>>
>>
>
>Same as above: "0 gô print" is the way you call the test print you
>make just before the real first print of a movie, in Japan.
>
>
Cool, thanks. And now my world is a little richer :)
Richard
Olivier Hagué
wrote:
>Remember, the other Units are called, Zero-goki, Nii-goki, San-Gouki,
>Yon-goki, but thats all I have heard.
So what? ^^;
Kakarotto
"Olivier Hagué" <o_h...@noos.fr.pasdespameuuuuh.invalid> wrote in message
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So nothing.
Disaster
> "Olivier Hagué" <o_h...@noos.fr.pasdespameuuuuh.invalid> wrote:
> > "Kakarotto" <kaka...@xtra.co.nz> wrote:
> > > Remember, the other Units are called, Zero-goki, Nii-goki,
San-Gouki,
> > > Yon-goki, but thats all I have heard.
> >
> > So what? ^^;
>
> So nothing.
........*Snicker*
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> Remember, the other Units are called, Zero-goki, Nii-goki, San-Gouki,
> Yon-goki, but thats all I have heard.
um, pardon my ignorance of the language, but why do they so frequently say
Yon (Yo?) instead of Shi for the number four? Is there a reason for this,
or just one of those nuances?
Also I think it is done for several other numbers.
antony
Kakarotto
"Antony" <ant...@dorito.pr.phub.net.cable.rogers.com> wrote in message
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..
I think its because Shi can also mean death, thats why forty is Yon-ju, not
shi-ju, but then they say ju-shi (14) on occasion.
Sakaki
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om:
4 (yon- shi) and 7 (nana- shichi), and then pretty much all other numbers
are pronounced different depending on words following and proceeding the
number, and with different counters (for people, floors, long items, flat
items, etc) use different number usages. It can all get to be a little
confusing. The 4 and 7 and some other times its one version is the
original Japanese word and the other is the imported Chinese version.
Allot of times there is no set liner rules, you just have to remember to
say it that way.
Sakaki
Antony
>
> 4 (yon- shi) and 7 (nana- shichi), and then pretty much all other numbers
> are pronounced different depending on words following and proceeding the
> number, and with different counters (for people, floors, long items, flat
> items, etc) use different number usages. It can all get to be a little
> confusing. The 4 and 7 and some other times its one version is the
> original Japanese word and the other is the imported Chinese version.
> Allot of times there is no set liner rules, you just have to remember to
> say it that way.
>
> Sakaki
Interesting. But as for yon and nana, and shi and shichi, which ones are
originally Japanese and which are imported Chinese?
I would assume that yon is the Japanese and shi is the imported Chinese
(yi. ni. sam. si).
Antony
> I think its because Shi can also mean death, thats why forty is Yon-ju, not
> shi-ju, but then they say ju-shi (14) on occasion.
would the use of ju-shi be symbolic of the death of fourteen-year old
pilots, by any chance?
Olivier Hagué
<ant...@dorito.pr.phub.net.cable.rogers.com> wrote:
>Interesting. But as for yon and nana, and shi and shichi, which ones are
>originally Japanese and which are imported Chinese?
>I would assume that yon is the Japanese and shi is the imported Chinese
>(yi. ni. sam. si).
Correct.
Same for "nana" (Japanese) and "shichi" (from Chinese).
Frank White
<pan.2002.07.18.05...@dorito.pr.phub.net.cable.rogers.com>,
ant...@dorito.pr.phub.net.cable.rogers.com says...
Shi also means 'death'. The Japanese get nervous about
reminders of death (don't stick your chopsticks straight
up in a bowl of rice - that's what's done for offerings
to the dead - or pass things from one pair of chopsticks
to another person's - that's what they do with the bones
of loved ones after cremation) and try to avoid them.
FW
Rudolf Polzer
> Shi also means 'death'. The Japanese get nervous about
> reminders of death (don't stick your chopsticks straight
> up in a bowl of rice - that's what's done for offerings
> to the dead - or pass things from one pair of chopsticks
> to another person's - that's what they do with the bones
> of loved ones after cremation) and try to avoid them.
BTW: Is it true that they do not have a 4th floor (like in some US
buildings there is no 13th but a 14th floor)?
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Disaster
> Kakarotto wrote:
>
> > I think its because Shi can also mean death, thats why forty is
Yon-ju, not
> > shi-ju, but then they say ju-shi (14) on occasion.
>
> would the use of ju-shi be symbolic of the death of fourteen-year old
> pilots, by any chance?
When did you see a 14 year old pilot die?
Disaster
...... O_o;;;
Thank god for English!
Disaster
> Shi also means 'death'. The Japanese get nervous about
> reminders of death (don't stick your chopsticks straight
> up in a bowl of rice - that's what's done for offerings
> to the dead - or pass things from one pair of chopsticks
> to another person's - that's what they do with the bones
> of loved ones after cremation) and try to avoid them.
Ummmmm, what bones? Cremation doesn't leave any bones!
Disaster
> Scripsit illa aut ille Frank White <fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com>:
> > Shi also means 'death'. The Japanese get nervous about
> > reminders of death (don't stick your chopsticks straight
> > up in a bowl of rice - that's what's done for offerings
> > to the dead - or pass things from one pair of chopsticks
> > to another person's - that's what they do with the bones
> > of loved ones after cremation) and try to avoid them.
>
> BTW: Is it true that they do not have a 4th floor (like in some US
> buildings there is no 13th but a 14th floor)?
Actually there is a 13th floor, there's just no access to it cause there's
nothing on it! Apart from support structures to keep the 14th floor where
it is. This of course varies with each building constructed. I've seen
some very tacky buildigns where they have not even placed windows or walls
along the 13th floor, they just left it open! A belt of bird shit doesn't
make a building look pretty!
Vaughn L.Porter
news:uje6pv1...@corp.supernews.com...
> "Antony" <ant...@dorito.pr.phub.net.cable.rogers.com> wrote:
> > Kakarotto wrote:
> >
> > > I think its because Shi can also mean death, thats why forty is
> Yon-ju, not
> > > shi-ju, but then they say ju-shi (14) on occasion.
> >
> > would the use of ju-shi be symbolic of the death of fourteen-year old
> > pilots, by any chance?
>
> When did you see a 14 year old pilot die?
> --
> Kind regards
> Disaster
Episode 23 and EoE. Rei-002 and Asuka, Right?
Vaughn L.Porter
And you call yourself omnipotent!
Sakaki
news:uje6vrs...@corp.supernews.com:
There is many times a few small chunks left, nothing like a intact bone
just little pices.
Sakaki
Disaster
> Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > "Antony" <ant...@dorito.pr.phub.net.cable.rogers.com> wrote:
> > > Kakarotto wrote:
> > >
> > > > I think its because Shi can also mean death, thats why forty is
> > Yon-ju, not
> > > > shi-ju, but then they say ju-shi (14) on occasion.
> > >
> > > would the use of ju-shi be symbolic of the death of fourteen-year
old
> > > pilots, by any chance?
> >
> > When did you see a 14 year old pilot die?
>
Well, I never saw Asuka die, and I never saw Rei die. Actually as Rei was
later seen in EoE one would then assume that she did not die before then
eh?
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > > "Antony" <ant...@dorito.pr.phub.net.cable.rogers.com> wrote:
> > > > Kakarotto wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > I think its because Shi can also mean death, thats why forty is
> > > Yon-ju, not
> > > > > shi-ju, but then they say ju-shi (14) on occasion.
> > > >
> > > > would the use of ju-shi be symbolic of the death of fourteen-year
> old
> > > > pilots, by any chance?
> > >
> > > When did you see a 14 year old pilot die?
> >
> > Episode 23 and EoE. Rei-002 and Asuka, Right?
>
> Well, I never saw Asuka die, and I never saw Rei die. Actually as Rei was
> later seen in EoE one would then assume that she did not die before then
> eh?
> --
> Kind regards
> Disaster
I take it then the presumption of death isn't enough for you? So a writ of
habius coupus is in order. Find a judge you can sweet-talk and we'll send
one to Anno. Present the bodies, man!
Vaughn L.Porter
And yes, I did study law. Sorta.
Disaster
> Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > Well, I never saw Asuka die, and I never saw Rei die. Actually as Rei
was
> > later seen in EoE one would then assume that she did not die before
then
> > eh?
>
of
> habius coupus is in order. Find a judge you can sweet-talk and we'll
send
> one to Anno. Present the bodies, man!
I'm actually more concerned with evidence of life here rather then proof
of death. You see, because we have some hints that Asuka never
participated in Instrumentality and never actually died. Of course Rei is
more then her body would suggest, you can not kill Rei by destroying her
body.
Oh and for the record, I prefer to sweat-talk the judges! ;P
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > > Well, I never saw Asuka die, and I never saw Rei die. Actually as Rei
> was
> > > later seen in EoE one would then assume that she did not die before
> then
> > > eh?
> >
> > I take it then the presumption of death isn't enough for you? So a writ
> of
> > habius coupus is in order. Find a judge you can sweet-talk and we'll
> send
> > one to Anno. Present the bodies, man!
>
> I'm actually more concerned with evidence of life here rather then proof
> of death. You see, because we have some hints that Asuka never
> participated in Instrumentality and never actually died. Of course Rei is
> more then her body would suggest, you can not kill Rei by destroying her
> body.
>
a couple of months ( I have it pre-ordered). I just don't feel like argueing
with you right now. It's hot.
*Gendo replies "Yes".*
> Oh and for the record, I prefer to sweat-talk the judges! ;P
> --
> Kind regards
> Disaster
I believe it.
Vaughn L.Porter
Disaster is...The Law!
Disaster
> Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > I'm actually more concerned with evidence of life here rather then
proof
> > of death. You see, because we have some hints that Asuka never
> > participated in Instrumentality and never actually died. Of course Rei
is
> > more then her body would suggest, you can not kill Rei by destroying
her
> > body.
>
> Fine. I'll debate this after I've gotten my hands on Manga's EoE DVD
here in
> a couple of months ( I have it pre-ordered). I just don't feel like
argueing
> with you right now. It's hot.
That should actually read, "Oh yeah yer right!" :P
--
Kind regards
Disaster
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > > I'm actually more concerned with evidence of life here rather then
> proof
> > > of death. You see, because we have some hints that Asuka never
> > > participated in Instrumentality and never actually died. Of course Rei
> is
> > > more then her body would suggest, you can not kill Rei by destroying
> her
> > > body.
> >
> > Fine. I'll debate this after I've gotten my hands on Manga's EoE DVD
> here in
> > a couple of months ( I have it pre-ordered). I just don't feel like
> argueing
> > with you right now. It's hot.
>
> That should actually read, "Oh yeah yer right!" :P
> --
> Kind regards
> Disaster
Right..
Vaughn L.Porter
Second Rule of dealing with Disaster:
Never Disagree with Disaster!
Disaster
> Vaughn L.Porter
> Second Rule of dealing with Disaster:
> Never Disagree with Disaster!
These should get listed somewhere!
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Cyclograph
>"Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote in
>news:uje6vrs...@corp.supernews.com:
>
>> "Frank White" <fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com> wrote:
>>> Shi also means 'death'. The Japanese get nervous about
>>> reminders of death (don't stick your chopsticks straight
>>> up in a bowl of rice - that's what's done for offerings
>>> to the dead - or pass things from one pair of chopsticks
>>> to another person's - that's what they do with the bones
>>> of loved ones after cremation) and try to avoid them.
>>
>> Ummmmm, what bones? Cremation doesn't leave any bones!
>>
>There is many times a few small chunks left, nothing like a intact bone
>just little pices.
>
>Sakaki
Quite a few large bits and pieces, in fact. The remains are often run
through a mill before release to the family. Even so, there are
enough fragments left to, say, strip the paint from a plane doing an
ash dispersal. A friend who did scattering services years ago said it
sounded and looked like someone had sandblasted the side of his craft
with pea-gravel! (this was before he had a proper dispersing mechanism
installed. mental note: pushing ashes out the window at 120kts does
bad things to paint!)
Hmm.. looks like Neptune Society has a good description published:
<http://www.neptunesociety.com/cremation/>
Back on Shi related matters... as well as the aversion to 4's, I am
told that it is inappropriate to give timepieces as gifts (not sure if
this is only for particular occasions, or in general). Apparently
something about marking the passage of time = implying impending
death. (presumably giving four timepieces would be extremely rude)
Perhaps someone here can confirm or deny this tale...
-KD
Pen^3
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Vaughn L.Porter
> > Second Rule of dealing with Disaster:
> > Never Disagree with Disaster!
>
> These should get listed somewhere!
<somewhere>
First Rule of dealing with Disaster: Don't Take It Personally.
Second Rule of dealing with Disaster: Never Disagree with Disaster!
</somewhere>
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>
> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> squawked:
> > "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > > Vaughn L.Porter
> > > Second Rule of dealing with Disaster:
> > > Never Disagree with Disaster!
> >
> > These should get listed somewhere!
>
> <somewhere>
> First Rule of dealing with Disaster: Don't Take It Personally.
> Second Rule of dealing with Disaster: Never Disagree with Disaster!
> </somewhere>
>
<somewhere else>
Third Rule of dealing with Disaster: Remember First and Second Rules!
<somewhere else>
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Disaster
> Pen^3 wrote:
> > "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> squawked:
> > > "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > > > Vaughn L.Porter
> > > > Second Rule of dealing with Disaster:
> > > > Never Disagree with Disaster!
> > >
> > > These should get listed somewhere!
> >
> > <somewhere>
> > First Rule of dealing with Disaster: Don't Take It Personally.
> > Second Rule of dealing with Disaster: Never Disagree with Disaster!
> > </somewhere>
>
> <somewhere else>
> Third Rule of dealing with Disaster: Remember First and Second Rules!
> <somewhere else>
I'm so lucky to have friends like you guys! *Roll's eyes*
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>"Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> squawked:
>
>
>>"Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Vaughn L.Porter
>>> Second Rule of dealing with Disaster:
>>> Never Disagree with Disaster!
>>>
>>>
>>These should get listed somewhere!
>>
>>
>
><somewhere>
>First Rule of dealing with Disaster: Don't Take It Personally.
>Second Rule of dealing with Disaster: Never Disagree with Disaster!
></somewhere>
>
>
>
Third Rule: Do not talk about dealing with Disaster.
Fourth Rule: DO NOT TALK about dealing with Disaster.
Rei 04, will you go out with me?
Richard
Disaster
> Third Rule: Do not talk about dealing with Disaster.
> Fourth Rule: DO NOT TALK about dealing with Disaster.
>
> Rei 04, will you go out with me?
Rei 04: Ew!
Reis 01-03, 05-49: *Evil Glare*
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> "Watchman" <str...@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> wrote:
> > Pen^3 wrote:
> > > "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> squawked:
> > > > "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > > > > Vaughn L.Porter
> > > > > Second Rule of dealing with Disaster:
> > > > > Never Disagree with Disaster!
> > > >
> > > > These should get listed somewhere!
> > >
> > > <somewhere>
> > > First Rule of dealing with Disaster: Don't Take It Personally.
> > > Second Rule of dealing with Disaster: Never Disagree with Disaster!
> > > </somewhere>
> >
> > <somewhere else>
> > Third Rule of dealing with Disaster: Remember First and Second Rules!
> > <somewhere else>
>
> I'm so lucky to have friends like you guys! *Roll's eyes*
> --
You have no idea how lucky you are.
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Is this going to be a continual thing with your sig?
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Greetings to the Reis.
Watchman
>
> "Watchman" <str...@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> wrote:
> > Pen^3 wrote:
> > > "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> squawked:
> > > > "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > > > > Vaughn L.Porter
> > > > > Second Rule of dealing with Disaster:
> > > > > Never Disagree with Disaster!
> > > >
> > > > These should get listed somewhere!
> > >
> > > <somewhere>
> > > First Rule of dealing with Disaster: Don't Take It Personally.
> > > Second Rule of dealing with Disaster: Never Disagree with Disaster!
> > > </somewhere>
> >
> > <somewhere else>
> > Third Rule of dealing with Disaster: Remember First and Second Rules!
> > <somewhere else>
>
> I'm so lucky to have friends like you guys! *Roll's eyes*
*Watchman remains silent*
...
....
.....
*looks impassively to Pen^3*
Disaster
Rei 04: *Raises an eyebrow*
> > Carpe Jugulum
> > Reis 01, Rei 02, Rei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, Rei
09,
> > Rei 10, Rei 11, Rei 12, Rei 13, Rei 14, Rei 15, Rei 16, Rei 17, Rei
18,
> > Rei 19, Rei 20, Rei 21, Rei 22, Rei 23, Rei 24, Rei 25, Rei 26, Rei
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Rei 04: DISASTER TOLD YOU TO SNIP HIS SIGNATURE!
> Is this going to be a continual thing with your sig?
Rei 05: I don't think he likes us! :(
Rei 04: *Glare*
--
Disaster
> Disaster wrote:
> > I'm so lucky to have friends like you guys! *Roll's eyes*
>
> *Watchman remains silent*
>
> ...
>
> ....
>
> .....
>
> *looks impassively to Pen^3*
Rei 49: *Glares at Watchman*
Rei 41: *Stares hungrily at Pen^3*
Richard Liang
>"Richard Liang" <rhl...@interchange.ubc.ca> wrote:
>
>
>>Third Rule: Do not talk about dealing with Disaster.
>>Fourth Rule: DO NOT TALK about dealing with Disaster.
>>
>>Rei 04, will you go out with me?
>>
>>
>
>Rei 04: Ew!
>
>Reis 01-03, 05-49: *Evil Glare*
>
Wow, it's just like high school all over again. And middle school. And
university. Thanks, Disaster.
Richard
Kakarotto
Disaster
> Disaster wrote:
> > Rei 04: Ew!
> >
> > Reis 01-03, 05-49: *Evil Glare*
>
> Wow, it's just like high school all over again. And middle school. And
> university. Thanks, Disaster.
Rei 07: He's knows how you feel! Yet, somehow, is still not sympathetic.
;P
Richard Liang
>"Richard Liang" <rhl...@interchange.ubc.ca> wrote:
>
>
>>Disaster wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Rei 04: Ew!
>>>
>>>Reis 01-03, 05-49: *Evil Glare*
>>>
>>>
>>Wow, it's just like high school all over again. And middle school. And
>>university. Thanks, Disaster.
>>
>>
>
>Rei 07: He's knows how you feel! Yet, somehow, is still not sympathetic.
>;P
>
>
>
Yeah, but he has 49 of you fawning over him.
Richard
Disaster
Rei 04: You think we fawn? *Scowl*
*Swings club about a few times.*
Pen^3
> Disaster wrote:
> > "Watchman" <str...@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> wrote:
> > > Pen^3 wrote:
> > > > "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> squawked:
> > > >
> > > > <somewhere>
> > > > First Rule of dealing with Disaster: Don't Take It Personally.
> > > > Second Rule of dealing with Disaster: Never Disagree with Disaster!
> > > > </somewhere>
> > >
> > > <somewhere else>
> > > Third Rule of dealing with Disaster: Remember First and Second Rules!
> > > <somewhere else>
> >
> > I'm so lucky to have friends like you guys! *Roll's eyes*
>
> *Watchman remains silent*
>
> ...
>
> ....
>
> .....
>
> *looks impassively to Pen^3*
Don't look at me. He must have been referring to you...
Pen^3
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > You have no idea how lucky you are.
>
> Rei 04: *Raises an eyebrow*
Have to keep an eye on that Rei, she seems very emotional.
> Rei 04: DISASTER TOLD YOU TO SNIP HIS SIGNATURE!
OK...
> --
> Car<snip>ulum
> Re<snip> Rei<snip>ei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, <snip>
> Rei 10, Rei 11, Re<snip>Rei 1<snip> 14, Rei 15, R<snip> Rei 17, Rei 18,
> <snip>, Rei 20, Rei 21, Rei 22, Rei 23, Rei 24, Rei 25, Rei <snip>i 27,
> Rei 28, Rei<snip>ei 30, Rei 31, Re<snip>Rei 33, Rei 34, Rei 35, Rei 36,
> Rei 37, Rei 38, Rei 39, Rei 40, Rei 41, Rei 42, Rei 43, <snip>, Rei 45,
> Rei 46, Rei 4<snip> 48, Rei 49
> Disast<snip>an Fiction - http://ww<snip>anfic.net
> DSE - <snip>e Public - http://www.disfanfic<snip>SE
> J<snip> - http://www.ev<snip>om
> P<snip> JAE FAQ - http://faq.pen3.cjb.net
> Conventi<snip>orts - http://www.disfanfic.ne<snip>entions
Kakarotto
Vaughn L.Porter
--
Isaki apam mehinnam eto caffe nam!
Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote in message
news:uk9n9s2...@corp.supernews.com...
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > You have no idea how lucky you are.
>
> Rei 04: *Raises an eyebrow*
>
You are part Vulcan? Facinating.
> > > Carpe Jugulum
> > > Reis 01, Rei 02, Rei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, Rei
> 09,
> > > Rei 10, Rei 11, Rei 12, Rei 13, Rei 14, Rei 15, Rei 16, Rei 17, Rei
> 18,
> > > Rei 19, Rei 20, Rei 21, Rei 22, Rei 23, Rei 24, Rei 25, Rei 26, Rei
> 27,
> > > Rei 28, Rei 29, Rei 30, Rei 31, Rei 32, Rei 33, Rei 34, Rei 35, Rei
> 36,
> > > Rei 37, Rei 38, Rei 39, Rei 40, Rei 41, Rei 42, Rei 43, Rei 44, Rei
> 45,
> > > Rei 46, Rei 47, Rei 48, Rei 49
> > > Disaster's Fan Fiction - http://www.disfanfic.net
> > > DSE - For the Public - http://www.disfanfic.net/DSE
> > > JAE FAQ - http://www.evafaq.com
> > > Pen^3's JAE FAQ - http://faq.pen3.cjb.net
> > > Convention Reports - http://www.disfanfic.net/conventions
>
> Rei 04: DISASTER TOLD YOU TO SNIP HIS SIGNATURE!
>
Hoo-ah! (I've been watching Black Hawk Down)
> > Is this going to be a continual thing with your sig?
>
> Rei 05: I don't think he likes us! :(
>
> Rei 04: *Glare*
> --
Sure I like you. All of you. It just seems like Dis's sig is getting bigger
and bigger. Is it a reflection of his Ego-Border? And give Rei 04 a Valium.
BTW, what DID you do with Disaster? Or do I want to know?
Vaughn L.Porter
D&R, Due out Tommorow!
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Richard Liang" <rhl...@interchange.ubc.ca> wrote:
> > Disaster wrote:
> > > Rei 07: He's knows how you feel! Yet, somehow, is still not
> sympathetic.
> > > ;P
> >
> > Yeah, but he has 49 of you fawning over him.
>
> Rei 04: You think we fawn? *Scowl*
>
> *Swings club about a few times.*
Keep Rei 04 away from Asuka for awhile, the Red-Haired Devil is having a bad
effect on her. See if Shinji is around, and pair Rei 04 up with him. He can
teach her to cook, or something. As long as it's not Pen^3.
Vaughn L.Porter
Does Misato have any beer lying around?
If nothing else, try that!
Richard Liang
>"Richard Liang" <rhl...@interchange.ubc.ca> wrote:
>
>
>>Disaster wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Rei 07: He's knows how you feel! Yet, somehow, is still not
>>>
>>>
>sympathetic.
>
>
>>>;P
>>>
>>>
>>Yeah, but he has 49 of you fawning over him.
>>
>>
>
>Rei 04: You think we fawn? *Scowl*
>
>*Swings club about a few times.*
>
>
>
Has anyone read "Neon Genesis Evanjellydonut"? "Irate Rei" anyone?
Richard
unit01
"Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote in message
news:ukbpgm5...@corp.supernews.com...
full...
Watchman
>
> Watchman <str...@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> squawked:
> > Disaster wrote:
> > > "Watchman" <str...@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> wrote:
> > > > Pen^3 wrote:
> > > > > "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> squawked:
> > > > > > These should get listed somewhere!
> > > > >
> > > > > <somewhere>
> > > > > First Rule of dealing with Disaster: Don't Take It Personally.
> > > > > Second Rule of dealing with Disaster: Never Disagree with Disaster!
> > > > > </somewhere>
> > > >
> > > > <somewhere else>
> > > > Third Rule of dealing with Disaster: Remember First and Second Rules!
> > > > <somewhere else>
> > >
> > > I'm so lucky to have friends like you guys! *Roll's eyes*
> >
> > *Watchman remains silent*
> >
> > ...
> >
> > ....
> >
> > .....
> >
> > *looks impassively to Pen^3*
>
> Don't look at me. He must have been referring to you...
>
*Watchman remains tactfully silent* ^__^
Watchman
>
> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> squawked:
> > "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > > You have no idea how lucky you are.
> >
> > Rei 04: *Raises an eyebrow*
>
> Have to keep an eye on that Rei, she seems very emotional.
>
> > Rei 04: DISASTER TOLD YOU TO SNIP HIS SIGNATURE!
>
> OK...
>
> > --
> > Car<snip>ulum
> > Re<snip> Rei<snip>ei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, <snip>
> > Rei 10, Rei 11, Re<snip>Rei 1<snip> 14, Rei 15, R<snip> Rei 17, Rei 18,
> > <snip>, Rei 20, Rei 21, Rei 22, Rei 23, Rei 24, Rei 25, Rei <snip>i 27,
> > Rei 28, Rei<snip>ei 30, Rei 31, Re<snip>Rei 33, Rei 34, Rei 35, Rei 36,
> > Rei 37, Rei 38, Rei 39, Rei 40, Rei 41, Rei 42, Rei 43, <snip>, Rei 45,
> > Rei 46, Rei 4<snip> 48, Rei 49
> > Disast<snip>an Fiction - http://ww<snip>anfic.net
> > DSE - <snip>e Public - http://www.disfanfic<snip>SE
> > J<snip> - http://www.ev<snip>om
> > P<snip> JAE FAQ - http://faq.pen3.cjb.net
> > Conventi<snip>orts - http://www.disfanfic.ne<snip>entions
>
Now I understand why some penguins are endangered! ;p
Disaster
> >
> > *Swings club about a few times.*
>
> Keep Rei 04 away from Asuka for awhile, the Red-Haired Devil is having a
bad
> effect on her. See if Shinji is around, and pair Rei 04 up with him. He
can
> teach her to cook, or something. As long as it's not Pen^3.
>
> Vaughn L.Porter
> Does Misato have any beer lying around?
> If nothing else, try that!
Rei 04: DRUNKARD! *THWACK*
Disaster
> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> squawked:
> > Rei 04: *Raises an eyebrow*
>
> Have to keep an eye on that Rei, she seems very emotional.
>
> > Rei 04: DISASTER TOLD YOU TO SNIP HIS SIGNATURE!
>
> OK...
>
> > --
> > Car<snip>ulum
> > Re<snip> Rei<snip>ei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08,
<snip>
> > Rei 10, Rei 11, Re<snip>Rei 1<snip> 14, Rei 15, R<snip> Rei 17, Rei
18,
> > <snip>, Rei 20, Rei 21, Rei 22, Rei 23, Rei 24, Rei 25, Rei <snip>i
27,
> > Rei 28, Rei<snip>ei 30, Rei 31, Re<snip>Rei 33, Rei 34, Rei 35, Rei
36,
> > Rei 37, Rei 38, Rei 39, Rei 40, Rei 41, Rei 42, Rei 43, <snip>, Rei
45,
> > Rei 46, Rei 4<snip> 48, Rei 49
> > Disast<snip>an Fiction - http://ww<snip>anfic.net
> > DSE - <snip>e Public - http://www.disfanfic<snip>SE
> > J<snip> - http://www.ev<snip>om
> > P<snip> JAE FAQ - http://faq.pen3.cjb.net
> > Conventi<snip>orts - http://www.disfanfic.ne<snip>entions
Rei 04: Do you prefer oil or fat?
Rei 14: I think vegetable oil is suppose to be healthier?
Rei 07: I don't think that Pen^3 is really all that healthy to eat anyway!
Rei: 29: So we just do an extra hour in the gym!
Rei 01: We shall have to harvest his flesh slowly to let it grow back if
we are all going to partake.
--
Carpe Jugulum
Reis 01, Rei 02, Rei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, Rei 09,
Rei 10, Rei 11, Rei 12, Rei 13, Rei 14, Rei 15, Rei 16, Rei 17, Rei 18,
Rei 19, Rei 20, Rei 21, Rei 22, Rei 23, Rei 24, Rei 25, Rei 26, Rei 27,
Rei 28, Rei 29, Rei 30, Rei 31, Rei 32, Rei 33, Rei 34, Rei 35, Rei 36,
Rei 37, Rei 38, Rei 39, Rei 40, Rei 41, Rei 42, Rei 43, Rei 44, Rei 45,
Disaster
> > > Re<snip> Rei<snip>ei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08,
<snip>
> > > Rei 10, Rei 11, Re<snip>Rei 1<snip> 14, Rei 15, R<snip> Rei 17, Rei
18,
> > > <snip>, Rei 20, Rei 21, Rei 22, Rei 23, Rei 24, Rei 25, Rei <snip>i
27,
> > > Rei 28, Rei<snip>ei 30, Rei 31, Re<snip>Rei 33, Rei 34, Rei 35, Rei
36,
> > > Rei 37, Rei 38, Rei 39, Rei 40, Rei 41, Rei 42, Rei 43, <snip>, Rei
45,
> > > Rei 46, Rei 4<snip> 48, Rei 49
> > > Disast<snip>an Fiction - http://ww<snip>anfic.net
> > > DSE - <snip>e Public - http://www.disfanfic<snip>SE
> > > J<snip> - http://www.ev<snip>om
> > > P<snip> JAE FAQ - http://faq.pen3.cjb.net
> > > Conventi<snip>orts - http://www.disfanfic.ne<snip>entions
>
> Now I understand why some penguins are endangered! ;p
Disaster: *chuckle*
Rei 04: *Glare*
Disaster: Eek! *runs*
Rei 04: *Pursues with club*
--
Carpe Jugulum
Reis 01, Rei 02, Rei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, Rei 09,
Rei 10, Rei 11, Rei 12, Rei 13, Rei 14, Rei 15, Rei 16, Rei 17, Rei 18,
Rei 19, Rei 20, Rei 21, Rei 22, Rei 23, Rei 24, Rei 25, Rei 26, Rei 27,
Rei 28, Rei 29, Rei 30, Rei 31, Rei 32, Rei 33, Rei 34, Rei 35, Rei 36,
Rei 37, Rei 38, Rei 39, Rei 40, Rei 41, Rei 42, Rei 43, Rei 44, Rei 45,
Disaster
> > Rei 04: *Raises an eyebrow*
>
> You are part Vulcan? Facinating.
Rei 33: Didn't you ever watch NGE?
> > Rei 04: DISASTER TOLD YOU TO SNIP HIS SIGNATURE!
>
> Hoo-ah! (I've been watching Black Hawk Down)
Rei 04: Oh really? I HAVEN'T SO HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND YOUR
REFERENCE? *Twitch* Stupid assuming male!
> > > Is this going to be a continual thing with your sig?
> >
> > Rei 05: I don't think he likes us! :(
> >
> > Rei 04: *Glare*
>
> Sure I like you. All of you. It just seems like Dis's sig is getting
bigger
> and bigger. Is it a reflection of his Ego-Border? And give Rei 04 a
Valium.
> BTW, what DID you do with Disaster? Or do I want to know?
Rei 19: Well it's just like this whilst we are using his PC.
Rei 04: I DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE!
Rei 14: Disaster heard that he should pimp us out. So as we don't like
that idea we had to club him! He keeps getting away but never for long. We
keep him locked up in front of the TV watching episodes 25 and 26 over and
over again. However as we don't have the tapes cause he forgot them in
Sydney, the moron, we have to act it out and he has to pretend to be
Shinji. :D
--
Disaster
> And with that many Rei's, Shinji will certainly have his little hands
> full...
Rei 04: PERVERT! *THWACK*
Disaster
> Pen^3 wrote:
> > Don't look at me. He must have been referring to you...
>
> *Watchman remains tactfully silent* ^__^
Rei 27: Idiots, both of you. He was being sarcastic!
Disaster
DSE Network autoresponse system: Read homage to the Council of Ayanami.
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > > Rei 04: *Raises an eyebrow*
> >
> > You are part Vulcan? Facinating.
>
> Rei 33: Didn't you ever watch NGE?
>
Aw, don't tell me you don't understand HUMOR?
> > > Rei 04: DISASTER TOLD YOU TO SNIP HIS SIGNATURE!
> >
> > Hoo-ah! (I've been watching Black Hawk Down)
>
> Rei 04: Oh really? I HAVEN'T SO HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND YOUR
> REFERENCE? *Twitch* Stupid assuming male!
>
Read the book first. It helps.
> > > > Is this going to be a continual thing with your sig?
> > >
> > > Rei 05: I don't think he likes us! :(
> > >
> > > Rei 04: *Glare*
> >
> > Sure I like you. All of you. It just seems like Dis's sig is getting
> bigger
> > and bigger. Is it a reflection of his Ego-Border? And give Rei 04 a
> Valium.
> > BTW, what DID you do with Disaster? Or do I want to know?
>
> Rei 19: Well it's just like this whilst we are using his PC.
>
> Rei 04: I DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE!
>
> Rei 14: Disaster heard that he should pimp us out. So as we don't like
> that idea we had to club him! He keeps getting away but never for long. We
> keep him locked up in front of the TV watching episodes 25 and 26 over and
> over again. However as we don't have the tapes cause he forgot them in
> Sydney, the moron, we have to act it out and he has to pretend to be
> Shinji. :D
> --
Truly terrifying. Here's an idea, go rent D&R. It's out on video. I just got
the DVD. Make Disaster watch that for a few days straight. And please pay no
attention to the Redheaded Devil. In other words, don't crash the sat.
Vaughn L.Porter
Cause Shinji just wanna be loved,
yeah Shinji just wanna be loved!
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Watchman" <str...@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> wrote:
> > Pen^3 wrote:
> > > Don't look at me. He must have been referring to you...
> >
> > *Watchman remains tactfully silent* ^__^
>
> Rei 27: Idiots, both of you. He was being sarcastic!
Actually, no, I wasn't.
Vaughn L.Porter
Friends: The Anti-Hate.
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > > Rei 04: You think we fawn? *Scowl*
> > >
> > > *Swings club about a few times.*
> >
> > Keep Rei 04 away from Asuka for awhile, the Red-Haired Devil is having a
> bad
> > effect on her. See if Shinji is around, and pair Rei 04 up with him. He
> can
> > teach her to cook, or something. As long as it's not Pen^3.
> >
> > Vaughn L.Porter
> > Does Misato have any beer lying around?
> > If nothing else, try that!
>
> Rei 04: DRUNKARD! *THWACK*
> --
*Misato:"Ow! Dat hurt! Hey, Shinji! Gimme annother beer!"*
*Shinji::"Um, Misato, I think you've had enough..."*
*Asuka:"Idiot! Get the woman another beer! Otherwise she'll cook something!
With WAY too much curry!"*
*Shinji(gulping):"Yes, ma'am!"
Vaughn L.Porter
And the THWACKS just keep on commin'
Disaster
>
> Aw, don't tell me you don't understand HUMOR?
Rei 33: ......Is that suppose to be funny?
> > Rei 04: Oh really? I HAVEN'T SO HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND
YOUR
> > REFERENCE? *Twitch* Stupid assuming male!
>
> Read the book first. It helps.
Rei 04: Are you saying that I need help?
> > Rei 19: Well it's just like this whilst we are using his PC.
> >
> > Rei 04: I DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE!
> >
> > Rei 14: Disaster heard that he should pimp us out. So as we don't like
> > that idea we had to club him! He keeps getting away but never for
long. We
> > keep him locked up in front of the TV watching episodes 25 and 26 over
and
> > over again. However as we don't have the tapes cause he forgot them in
> > Sydney, the moron, we have to act it out and he has to pretend to be
> > Shinji. :D
>
> Truly terrifying. Here's an idea, go rent D&R. It's out on video. I just
got
> the DVD. Make Disaster watch that for a few days straight. And please
pay no
> attention to the Redheaded Devil. In other words, don't crash the sat.
Rei 14: Uh he kinda got away again!
Rei 04: *Mutter*
Disaster
> > > Pen^3 wrote:
> > > > Don't look at me. He must have been referring to you...
> > >
> > > *Watchman remains tactfully silent* ^__^
> >
> > Rei 27: Idiots, both of you. He was being sarcastic!
>
> Actually, no, I wasn't.
Rei 27: Idiot you are not even in this conversation and I was referring to
Disaster.
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > > Rei 33: Didn't you ever watch NGE?
> >
> > Aw, don't tell me you don't understand HUMOR?
>
> Rei 33: ......Is that suppose to be funny?
Yes.
>
> > > Rei 04: Oh really? I HAVEN'T SO HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND
> YOUR
> > > REFERENCE? *Twitch* Stupid assuming male!
> >
> > Read the book first. It helps.
>
> Rei 04: Are you saying that I need help?
>
No.
> > > Rei 19: Well it's just like this whilst we are using his PC.
> > >
> > > Rei 04: I DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE!
> > >
> > > Rei 14: Disaster heard that he should pimp us out. So as we don't like
> > > that idea we had to club him! He keeps getting away but never for
> long. We
> > > keep him locked up in front of the TV watching episodes 25 and 26 over
> and
> > > over again. However as we don't have the tapes cause he forgot them in
> > > Sydney, the moron, we have to act it out and he has to pretend to be
> > > Shinji. :D
> >
> > Truly terrifying. Here's an idea, go rent D&R. It's out on video. I just
> got
> > the DVD. Make Disaster watch that for a few days straight. And please
> pay no
> > attention to the Redheaded Devil. In other words, don't crash the sat.
>
> Rei 14: Uh he kinda got away again!
>
> Rei 04: *Mutter*
Well, go get him! Then when you have him, perform Love Hina episode 6, when
Keitaro and Naru run into Mutsumi in Kyoto. And have Shinji as Kei, Asuka as
Naru and one of you as Mutsumi (say, Rei 04)
Vaughn L.Porter
Remember, Phase Pistols on STUN!
Disaster
> Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > Rei 33: ......Is that suppose to be funny?
>
> Yes.
Rei 33: ......Why?
> > > Read the book first. It helps.
> >
> > Rei 04: Are you saying that I need help?
>
> No.
Rei 04: Good boy! *Give's you a candy and a pat on the head*
> > Rei 14: Uh he kinda got away again!
> >
> > Rei 04: *Mutter*
>
> Well, go get him! Then when you have him, perform Love Hina episode 6,
when
> Keitaro and Naru run into Mutsumi in Kyoto. And have Shinji as Kei,
Asuka as
> Naru and one of you as Mutsumi (say, Rei 04)
>
> Vaughn L.Porter
> Remember, Phase Pistols on STUN!
Rei 04: Stun?
--
Carpe Jugulum
Rei 01, Rei 02, Rei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, Rei 09,
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > > Rei 33: ......Is that suppose to be funny?
> >
> > Yes.
>
> Rei 33: ......Why?
>
Hm...good point. Disregard my feeble attempts at humor.
> > > > Read the book first. It helps.
> > >
> > > Rei 04: Are you saying that I need help?
> >
> > No.
>
> Rei 04: Good boy! *Give's you a candy and a pat on the head*
>
*Does the Shinji blush*
> > > Rei 14: Uh he kinda got away again!
> > >
> > > Rei 04: *Mutter*
> >
> > Well, go get him! Then when you have him, perform Love Hina episode 6,
> when
> > Keitaro and Naru run into Mutsumi in Kyoto. And have Shinji as Kei,
> Asuka as
> > Naru and one of you as Mutsumi (say, Rei 04)
> >
> > Vaughn L.Porter
> > Remember, Phase Pistols on STUN!
>
> Rei 04: Stun?
You do have stun settings, don't you? I mean, do you want him alive? OH!
Wait, I see. You can just collapse his ATF and turn him into orange goo.
Then you force his soul into a container full of LCL, wait for him to
reform...well, that of course works only if he WANTS to return.
...Got a Ghost Trap from "Ghostbusters", by any chance?
Vaughn L.Porter
Who ya gonna call?
Disaster
> Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > Rei 33: ......Why?
>
> Hm...good point. Disregard my feeble attempts at humor.
I could have told her that. But nnoooooooo I gotta run about looking for
places to hide and escaping their "good intentions" and "survival
instincts." At least they didn't damage anything, apart from me anyhow.
> > Rei 04: Good boy! *Give's you a candy and a pat on the head*
>
> *Does the Shinji blush*
He does! Because that's what she wants him to do and it's much safer to
comply. Trust me, not after your soul again just yet, just helping you
stay alive.
> > Rei 04: Stun?
>
> You do have stun settings, don't you? I mean, do you want him alive? OH!
> Wait, I see. You can just collapse his ATF and turn him into orange goo.
> Then you force his soul into a container full of LCL, wait for him to
> reform...well, that of course works only if he WANTS to return.
>
> ...Got a Ghost Trap from "Ghostbusters", by any chance?
>
> Vaughn L.Porter
> Who ya gonna call?
Gee thanks.
--
Carpe Jugulum
Disaster
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > > Rei 33: ......Why?
> >
> > Hm...good point. Disregard my feeble attempts at humor.
>
> I could have told her that. But nnoooooooo I gotta run about looking for
> places to hide and escaping their "good intentions" and "survival
> instincts." At least they didn't damage anything, apart from me anyhow.
>
> > > Rei 04: Good boy! *Give's you a candy and a pat on the head*
> >
> > *Does the Shinji blush*
>
> He does! Because that's what she wants him to do and it's much safer to
> comply. Trust me, not after your soul again just yet, just helping you
> stay alive.
>
> > > Rei 04: Stun?
> >
> > You do have stun settings, don't you? I mean, do you want him alive? OH!
> > Wait, I see. You can just collapse his ATF and turn him into orange goo.
> > Then you force his soul into a container full of LCL, wait for him to
> > reform...well, that of course works only if he WANTS to return.
> >
> > ...Got a Ghost Trap from "Ghostbusters", by any chance?
> >
> > Vaughn L.Porter
> > Who ya gonna call?
>
> Gee thanks.
Well, THEY were still in charge at the time. Seriously, you ok?
Vaughn L.Porter
Concerned.
Pen^3
> Rei 04: Do you prefer oil or fat?
>
> Rei 14: I think vegetable oil is suppose to be healthier?
>
> Rei 07: I don't think that Pen^3 is really all that healthy to eat anyway!
>
> Rei: 29: So we just do an extra hour in the gym!
>
> Rei 01: We shall have to harvest his flesh slowly to let it grow back if
> we are all going to partake.
Pen^3 1: We have you out numbered, more than 2 to 1.
*Pen^3 1 turns to the other Pen^3s*
Pen^3 1: Get 'em!
P^3s
--
Pen^3 1 Pen^3 2 Pen^3 3 Pen^3 4 Pen^3 5 Pen^3 6 Pen^3 7
Pen^3 8 Pen^3 9 Pen^3 10 Pen^3 11 Pen^3 12 Pen^3 13 Pen^3 14
Pen^3 15 Pen^3 16 Pen^3 17 Pen^3 18 Pen^3 19 Pen^3 20 Pen^3 21
Pen^3 22 Pen^3 23 Pen^3 24 Pen^3 25 Pen^3 26 Pen^3 27 Pen^3 28
Pen^3 29 Pen^3 30 Pen^3 31 Pen^3 32 Pen^3 33 Pen^3 34 Pen^3 35
Pen^3 36 Pen^3 37 Pen^3 38 Pen^3 39 Pen^3 40 Pen^3 41 Pen^3 42
Pen^3 43 Pen^3 44 Pen^3 45 Pen^3 46 Pen^3 47 Pen^3 48 Pen^3 49
Pen^3 50 Pen^3 51 Pen^3 52 Pen^3 53 Pen^3 54 Pen^3 55 Pen^3 56
Pen^3 57 Pen^3 58 Pen^3 59 Pen^3 60 Pen^3 61 Pen^3 62 Pen^3 63
Pen^3 64 Pen^3 65 Pen^3 66 Pen^3 67 Pen^3 68 Pen^3 69 Pen^3 70
Pen^3 71 Pen^3 72 Pen^3 73 Pen^3 74 Pen^3 75 Pen^3 76 Pen^3 77
Pen^3 78 Pen^3 79 Pen^3 80 Pen^3 81 Pen^3 82 Pen^3 83 Pen^3 84
Pen^3 85 Pen^3 86 Pen^3 87 Pen^3 88 Pen^3 89 Pen^3 90 Pen^3 91
Pen^3 92 Pen^3 93 Pen^3 94 Pen^3 95 Pen^3 96 Pen^3 97 Pen^3 98
Pen^3 99 Pen^3 100
_ ___
Pen^3
> >
> > OK...
> >
> > > --
> > > Car<snip>ulum
> > > Re<snip> Rei<snip>ei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, <snip>
> > > Rei 10, Rei 11, Re<snip>Rei 1<snip> 14, Rei 15, R<snip> Rei 17, Rei 18,
> > > <snip>, Rei 20, Rei 21, Rei 22, Rei 23, Rei 24, Rei 25, Rei <snip>i 27,
> > > Rei 28, Rei<snip>ei 30, Rei 31, Re<snip>Rei 33, Rei 34, Rei 35, Rei 36,
> > > Rei 37, Rei 38, Rei 39, Rei 40, Rei 41, Rei 42, Rei 43, <snip>, Rei 45,
> > > Rei 46, Rei 4<snip> 48, Rei 49
> > > Disast<snip>an Fiction - http://ww<snip>anfic.net
> > > DSE - <snip>e Public - http://www.disfanfic<snip>SE
> > > J<snip> - http://www.ev<snip>om
> > > P<snip> JAE FAQ - http://faq.pen3.cjb.net
> > > Conventi<snip>orts - http://www.disfanfic.ne<snip>entions
>
> Now I understand why some penguins are endangered! ;p
You have to admit, he was asking for it.
P^3
--
_ ___ Pen^3
Rudolf Polzer
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> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> squawked:
> > Rei 04: Do you prefer oil or fat?
> >
> > Rei 14: I think vegetable oil is suppose to be healthier?
> >
> > Rei 07: I don't think that Pen^3 is really all that healthy to eat anyway!
> >
> > Rei: 29: So we just do an extra hour in the gym!
> >
> > Rei 01: We shall have to harvest his flesh slowly to let it grow back if
> > we are all going to partake.
>
> Pen^3 1: We have you out numbered, more than 2 to 1.
>
> *Pen^3 1 turns to the other Pen^3s*
>
> Pen^3 1: Get 'em!
>
>
> P^3s
> --
> Pen^3 1 Pen^3 2 Pen^3 3 Pen^3 4 Pen^3 5 Pen^3 6 Pen^3 7
> Pen^3 99 Pen^3 100
('Anta baka?!? ' x (100 * $infinity))
Doesn't matter. You're nothing against anything which can be created
using Peano's Axioms. There's just a little space trouble.
Asuka 1: *turning to the other Asukas* Get the Wondergirls before the
Pen^3s arrive!
--
1. Asuka 1 exists.
2. If Asuka n exists, Asuka (n+1) exists, too.
===>
Asuka 1 Asuka 2 Asuka 3 Asuka 4 Asuka 5 Asuka 6 Asuka 7
Asuka 8 Asuka 9 Asuka 10 Asuka 11 Asuka 12 Asuka 13 Asuka 14
Asuka 15 Asuka 16 Asuka 17 Asuka 18 Asuka 19 Asuka 20 Asuka 21
Asuka 22 Asuka 23 Asuka 24 Asuka 25 Asuka 26 Asuka 27 Asuka 28
Asuka 29 Asuka 30 Asuka 31 Asuka 32 Asuka 33 Asuka 34 Asuka 35
Asuka 36 Asuka 37 Asuka 38 Asuka 39 Asuka 40 Asuka 41 Asuka 42
Asuka 43 Asuka 44 Asuka 45 Asuka 46 Asuka 47 Asuka 48 Asuka 49
Asuka 50 Asuka 51 Asuka 52 Asuka 53 Asuka 54 Asuka 55 Asuka 56
Asuka 57 Asuka 58 Asuka 59 Asuka 60 Asuka 61 Asuka 62 Asuka 63
Asuka 64 Asuka 65 Asuka 66 Asuka 67 Asuka 68 Asuka 69 Asuka 70
Asuka 71 Asuka 72 Asuka 73 Asuka 74 Asuka 75 Asuka 76 Asuka 77
Asuka 78 Asuka 79 Asuka 80 Asuka 81 Asuka 82 Asuka 83 Asuka 84
Asuka 85 Asuka 86 Asuka 87 Asuka 88 Asuka 89 Asuka 90 Asuka 91
Asuka 92 Asuka 93 Asuka 94 Asuka 95 Asuka 96 Asuka 97 Asuka 98
Asuka 99 Asuka 100 Asuka 101 Asuka 102 Asuka 103 Asuka 104 Asuka 105
Asuka 106 Asuka 107 Asuka 108 Asuka 109 Asuka 110 Asuka 111 Asuka 112
Asuka 113 Asuka 114 Asuka 115 Asuka 116 Asuka 117 Asuka 118 Asuka 119
Asuka 120 Asuka 121 Asuka 122 Asuka 123 Asuka 124 Asuka 125 Asuka 126
Asuka 127 Asuka 128 Asuka 129 Asuka 130 Asuka 131 Asuka 132 Asuka 133
Asuka 134 Asuka 135 Asuka 136 Asuka 137 Asuka 138 Asuka 139 Asuka 140
Asuka 141 Asuka 142 Asuka 143 Asuka 144 Asuka 145 Asuka 146 Asuka 147
Asuka 148 Asuka 149 Asuka 150 Asuka 151 Asuka 152 Asuka 153 Asuka 154
Asuka 155 Asuka 156 Asuka 157 Asuka 158 Asuka 159 Asuka 160 Asuka 161
Asuka 162 Asuka 163 Asuka 164 Asuka 165 Asuka 166 Asuka 167 Asuka 168
Asuka 169 Asuka 170 Asuka 171 Asuka 172 Asuka 173 Asuka 174 Asuka 175
Asuka 176 Asuka 177 Asuka 178 Asuka 179 Asuka 180 Asuka 181 Asuka 182
Asuka 183 Asuka 184 Asuka 185 Asuka 186 Asuka 187 Asuka 188 Asuka 189
Asuka 190 Asuka 191 Asuka 192 Asuka 193 Asuka 194 Asuka 195 Asuka 196
Asuka 197 Asuka 198 Asuka 199 Asuka 200 Asuka 201 Asuka 202 Asuka 203
Asuka 204 Asuka 205 Asuka 206 Asuka 207 Asuka 208 Asuka 209 Asuka 210
Asuka 211 Asuka 212 Asuka 213 AsSIZE LIMIT EXCEEDED
Rudolf Polzer
> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> squawked:
> > Rei 04: Do you prefer oil or fat?
> >
> > Rei 14: I think vegetable oil is suppose to be healthier?
> >
> > Rei 07: I don't think that Pen^3 is really all that healthy to eat anyway!
> >
> > Rei: 29: So we just do an extra hour in the gym!
> >
> > Rei 01: We shall have to harvest his flesh slowly to let it grow back if
> > we are all going to partake.
>
> Pen^3 1: We have you out numbered, more than 2 to 1.
>
> *Pen^3 1 turns to the other Pen^3s*
>
> Pen^3 1: Get 'em!
>
>
> P^3s
> --
> Pen^3 1 Pen^3 2 Pen^3 3 Pen^3 4 Pen^3 5 Pen^3 6 Pen^3 7
> Pen^3 99 Pen^3 100
('Anta baka?!? ' x (100 * $infinity))
Doesn't matter. You're nothing against anything which can be created
using Peano's Axioms. There's just a little space trouble.
Asuka 1: *turning to the other Asukas* Get the Wondergirls before the
Pen^3s arrive!
--
[mpg123d] Just playing: .../boehse onkelz - diese lieder....mp3
Menschen fürchteten die Dunkelheit, vertrieben sie mit Feuer...
[Rei in NGE, #11]
Disaster
No actually. You used an interpretation and twisted it to mean something
else completely. I in no way managed to ask for this a all.
Disaster
*Hungry Grin*
I'm sorry to tell you that Rei has gone on vacation but I assure you that
I shall do my best to eat you all before she gets back!
--
Carpe Jugulum
Disaster
Disaster
> 1. Asuka 1 exists.
> 2. If Asuka n exists, Asuka (n+1) exists, too.
Damn, if only we were made from a logical algorithm.
--
Carpe Jugulum
Disaster
Disaster
*Raises an eyebrow*
I see. Your loyalties have a tendency to adjust themselves to threats.
Vaughn L.Porter
> > --
> > Pen^3 1 Pen^3 2 Pen^3 3 Pen^3 4 Pen^3 5 Pen^3 6 Pen^3 7
> > Pen^3 8 Pen^3 9 Pen^3 10 Pen^3 11 Pen^3 12 Pen^3 13 Pen^3 14
> > Pen^3 15 Pen^3 16 Pen^3 17 Pen^3 18 Pen^3 19 Pen^3 20 Pen^3 21
> > Pen^3 22 Pen^3 23 Pen^3 24 Pen^3 25 Pen^3 26 Pen^3 27 Pen^3 28
> > Pen^3 29 Pen^3 30 Pen^3 31 Pen^3 32 Pen^3 33 Pen^3 34 Pen^3 35
> > Pen^3 36 Pen^3 37 Pen^3 38 Pen^3 39 Pen^3 40 Pen^3 41 Pen^3 42
> > Pen^3 43 Pen^3 44 Pen^3 45 Pen^3 46 Pen^3 47 Pen^3 48 Pen^3 49
> > Pen^3 50 Pen^3 51 Pen^3 52 Pen^3 53 Pen^3 54 Pen^3 55 Pen^3 56
> > Pen^3 57 Pen^3 58 Pen^3 59 Pen^3 60 Pen^3 61 Pen^3 62 Pen^3 63
> > Pen^3 64 Pen^3 65 Pen^3 66 Pen^3 67 Pen^3 68 Pen^3 69 Pen^3 70
> > Pen^3 71 Pen^3 72 Pen^3 73 Pen^3 74 Pen^3 75 Pen^3 76 Pen^3 77
> > Pen^3 78 Pen^3 79 Pen^3 80 Pen^3 81 Pen^3 82 Pen^3 83 Pen^3 84
> > Pen^3 85 Pen^3 86 Pen^3 87 Pen^3 88 Pen^3 89 Pen^3 90 Pen^3 91
> > Pen^3 92 Pen^3 93 Pen^3 94 Pen^3 95 Pen^3 96 Pen^3 97 Pen^3 98
> > Pen^3 99 Pen^3 100
>
> *Hungry Grin*
>
> I'm sorry to tell you that Rei has gone on vacation but I assure you that
> I shall do my best to eat you all before she gets back!
> --
You may want to consider summoning Excel to help, I'm sure she's starving
by now. And Menchi will love you forever for it!
Vaughn L.Porter
My brother might have some good
Hot Springs Penguin recipies.
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > > Gee thanks.
> >
> > Well, THEY were still in charge at the time. Seriously, you ok?
> >
> > Vaughn L.Porter
> > Concerned.
>
> *Raises an eyebrow*
>
> I see. Your loyalties have a tendency to adjust themselves to threats.
> --
*Raises Eyebrow* ...Your Point?
Vaughn L.Porter
I fear...no man.
Disaster
> <SNIP>
>
> > > Pen^3 1 Pen^3 2 Pen^3 3 Pen^3 4 Pen^3 5 Pen^3 6 Pen^3 7
> > > Pen^3 8 Pen^3 9 Pen^3 10 Pen^3 11 Pen^3 12 Pen^3 13 Pen^3 14
> > > Pen^3 15 Pen^3 16 Pen^3 17 Pen^3 18 Pen^3 19 Pen^3 20 Pen^3 21
> > > Pen^3 22 Pen^3 23 Pen^3 24 Pen^3 25 Pen^3 26 Pen^3 27 Pen^3 28
> > > Pen^3 29 Pen^3 30 Pen^3 31 Pen^3 32 Pen^3 33 Pen^3 34 Pen^3 35
> > > Pen^3 36 Pen^3 37 Pen^3 38 Pen^3 39 Pen^3 40 Pen^3 41 Pen^3 42
> > > Pen^3 43 Pen^3 44 Pen^3 45 Pen^3 46 Pen^3 47 Pen^3 48 Pen^3 49
> > > Pen^3 50 Pen^3 51 Pen^3 52 Pen^3 53 Pen^3 54 Pen^3 55 Pen^3 56
> > > Pen^3 57 Pen^3 58 Pen^3 59 Pen^3 60 Pen^3 61 Pen^3 62 Pen^3 63
> > > Pen^3 64 Pen^3 65 Pen^3 66 Pen^3 67 Pen^3 68 Pen^3 69 Pen^3 70
> > > Pen^3 71 Pen^3 72 Pen^3 73 Pen^3 74 Pen^3 75 Pen^3 76 Pen^3 77
> > > Pen^3 78 Pen^3 79 Pen^3 80 Pen^3 81 Pen^3 82 Pen^3 83 Pen^3 84
> > > Pen^3 85 Pen^3 86 Pen^3 87 Pen^3 88 Pen^3 89 Pen^3 90 Pen^3 91
> > > Pen^3 92 Pen^3 93 Pen^3 94 Pen^3 95 Pen^3 96 Pen^3 97 Pen^3 98
> > > Pen^3 99 Pen^3 100
> >
> > *Hungry Grin*
> >
> > I'm sorry to tell you that Rei has gone on vacation but I assure you
that
> > I shall do my best to eat you all before she gets back!
>
starving
> by now. And Menchi will love you forever for it!
Two most excellent ideas.
Disaster
> Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > I see. Your loyalties have a tendency to adjust themselves to threats.
>
>
> Vaughn L.Porter
> I fear...no man.
As long as you understand that your biggest threat is me there is no point
to be made.
Rudolf Polzer
> "Rudolf Polzer" <AntiATFiel...@durchnull.de> wrote:
> > 1. Asuka 1 exists.
> > 2. If Asuka n exists, Asuka (n+1) exists, too.
> --
> Carpe Jugulum
> Disaster
Where are your Reis? They shoule be still alive - it is only that they
now know how stupid they are and that they would do anything if you told
them so.
Asuka 2147483647: Pen^3 57, what did you all do to them? If they're not
alive anymore, I'll kill you. They should now go back
to Disaster *eg*, he probably won't like being called
a *BEEP*, a *BEEP* and a moth*BEEP*ing *BEEP*. I love
to see them angry, these "wondergirls"...
Hey, why am I telling this to you, you stupid
perverts?
*a minute later*
Asuka 1 to INF: ANTA BAKA?????!??!??!?!?!!!?!!!??!?!?!??!?!!??!!!!?!!?
(_note:_ Multiple exclamation marks... you all already know the rest)
*two seconds later*
Asuka 2^99+9^22: YOU *ARE* BAKA HENTAI. I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THEM ALONE
- NOT ALONE WITH *YOU*!!! THAT WAS, IS AND WILL ALWAYS
BE ZERUEL'S JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(_note:_ Multiple exclamation marks... you all still know that sentence)
--
Disaster
1. If(Rudolf="*code*",2,4)
2. Del("Rudolf")
3. If(Rudolf=End,4,1)
4. Rudolf
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > > I see. Your loyalties have a tendency to adjust themselves to threats.
> >
> > *Raises Eyebrow* ...Your Point?
> >
> > Vaughn L.Porter
> > I fear...no man.
>
> As long as you understand that your biggest threat is me there is no point
> to be made.
Whatever. I work better with praise than threats.
Vaughn L.Porter
So, what does this button do....
Disaster
> Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > As long as you understand that your biggest threat is me there is no
point
> > to be made.
>
> Whatever. I work better with praise than threats.
You'll work your best or you'll be punished. If that stil doesn't work
then I'll just find someone else and keep your soul in a jar instead.
> Vaughn L.Porter
> So, what does this button do....
It tells your VCI to inflict great pain through yoru entire body. Go ahead
and press it. :)
If
> 1. If(Rudolf="*code*",2,4)
> 2. Del("Rudolf")
> 3. If(Rudolf=End,4,1)
> 4. Rudolf
Wich programming language is that? I do not know the meanings of the
,2,4 and ,4,1, but it cannot work at all. In 1. my name is referred to
as variable name, in 2. as string content. All programming languages I
know of differentiate between variable names and strings. If I read it
correctly, it is:
100 IF Rudolf$ = "*code*" THEN 200 ELSE 400
200 KILL "Rudolf"
300 IF Rudolf$ = End$ THEN 400 ELSE 100
400 Rudolf$
Note that the only thing 4. could mean is a function call or a variable
access without using the result. Probaly you want to substitute End for
Rudolf in 4. - this might work if and only if Rudolf = "*code*" at the
start of the program. Probably you are meaning
100 IF Rudolf$ <> "*code*" THEN 400
200 KILL "Rudolf"
300 IF Rudolf$ <> "END" THEN 100
400 EVAL Rudolf$
But since the Del() with a string does not have side effects on the
variable called like that, your loop will either execute never (if
Rudolf = "*code*") or forever otherwise. So I can optimize the second IF
away because its condition is always true.
100 IF Rudolf$ <> "*code*" THEN 400
200 KILL "Rudolf"
300 GOTO 100
400 EVAL Rudolf$
If 100 is reached because of the GOTO, one already knows that Rudolf$ <>
"*code*" - so no further check is needed.
100 IF Rudolf$ <> "*code*" THEN 400
200 KILL "Rudolf"
300 GOTO 200
400 EVAL Rudolf$
Now you are not using a working multitasking-aware operating system, so
I can further optimize the program to only trying to remove the file
once (either it worked or it didn't):
100 IF Rudolf$ <> "*code*" THEN 400
200 KILL "Rudolf"
300 END
400 EVAL Rudolf$
which is more user-friendly.
Now I'm being nice to you and put "GOTO 400" into Rudolf$ (or the
equivalent in your language: If("Rudolf" = "Polzer",4,4))... have fun
with your endless loop!
--
Why slrn?
Gnus is much too easy...
to pronounce.
Disaster
> Scripsit illa aut ille Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net>:
> > *Pre-loaded safeties*
> > 1. If(Rudolf="*code*",2,4)
> > 2. Del("Rudolf")
> > 3. If(Rudolf=End,4,1)
> > 4. Rudolf
>
> Wich programming language is that? I do not know the meanings of the
> ,2,4 and ,4,1, but it cannot work at all. In 1. my name is referred to
> as variable name, in 2. as string content. All programming languages I
> know of differentiate between variable names and strings. If I read it
> correctly, it is:
[Snip stupid coding]
Actually it's not a programming code at all! It's a mutilation of excel
formula. Uses the expression IF([logical statement],[if true],[if false]).
the Del command is a lazy way of pointing out the lack of attention to a
true value. And yes the meaning of Rudolf does change but only because I
didn't want to write it out further. I was trying to come up with
something quickly. It is a little lazy, here is something a LITTLE more
fleshed out:
First -
"MSG" refers to the post being analyzed.
"FROM" refers to the field in the MSG of the same name.
"BODY" refers to the body of the MSG.
"CODE" refers to any character or pattern of characters that would be
recognized as code work done by Rudolf.
=If(MSG=AND(FROM="Rudolf", BODY=CODE),MSG,0)
If you really want to hear my twisted logic in the previous statement let
me know.
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > > As long as you understand that your biggest threat is me there is no
> point
> > > to be made.
> >
> > Whatever. I work better with praise than threats.
>
> You'll work your best or you'll be punished. If that stil doesn't work
> then I'll just find someone else and keep your soul in a jar instead.
>
Big deal. I've had worse bosses than you. BTW, I've found a glitch in your
control over me: My soul technically still belongs to my current company
Solectron, so until my termination date, it still belongs to them.
> > Vaughn L.Porter
> > So, what does this button do....
>
> It tells your VCI to inflict great pain through yoru entire body. Go ahead
> and press it. :)
No, thank you. Also, be advised I will be unavaiable from 12 Aug 02 to 29
Aug 02. There's a bunch of folks in Charlotte, NC that need my mad training
skills.
Vaughn L.Porter
I defrag your hard drives for thills!
Vaughn L.Porter
Fine, whatever. When the Reis get back from vacation, ask them to hurt
Watchy for me. Kay?
Vaughn L.Porter
Meanwhile, go watch LOTR a few hundred times.
Watchman
>
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> >
> > Oh, good. Now I know who to blame for my plant's shutdown. Now I just
> have
> > to devise a fiendishly clever and evil revenge....
>
> ........ But I only make the good decisions. Watchman is in charge of
> firing people.
I am not!!! You're Fired!
>
> > > Coolness. Charge em way more then it's really worth. Otherwise you
> won't
> > > make next weeks rent! ;P
> >
> > I pay monthly rent,
>
> Minor detail.
You're Fired too!
>
> > and I'm getting a fair sum for severence. Now I just
> > need to find a new job. Unlike most of you, I have bills to pay. And
> Anime
> > ain't cheep, either.
>
> Uh yeah well Watchman fires people I give them the money afterward.
> --
What?! You give them money after their fired?!!
YOU'RE FIRED!!!! ...again. ^^;;
--
'Anyone who isn't confused doesn't really know what's going on'
Watchman
>
> Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote in message
> news:ul8ffao...@corp.supernews.com...
> > "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> >
> > Uh yeah well Watchman fires people I give them the money afterward.
>
> Fine, whatever. When the Reis get back from vacation, ask them to hurt
> Watchy for me. Kay?
Right!! You Are Fired!!!
...for a second time.
>
> Vaughn L.Porter
> Meanwhile, go watch LOTR a few hundred times.
Good plan! ;)
Disaster
> Disaster wrote:
> > ........ But I only make the good decisions. Watchman is in charge of
> > firing people.
>
> I am not!!! You're Fired!
>
>
> You're Fired too!
>
>
>
> YOU'RE FIRED!!!! ...again. ^^;;
.........For the first time I begin to doubt my judgment!
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Watchman" <str...@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> wrote:
> > Disaster wrote:
> > > ........ But I only make the good decisions. Watchman is in charge of
> > > firing people.
> >
> > I am not!!! You're Fired!
> >
> > > Minor detail.
> >
> > You're Fired too!
> >
> > > Uh yeah well Watchman fires people I give them the money afterward.
> >
> > What?! You give them money after their fired?!!
> >
> > YOU'RE FIRED!!!! ...again. ^^;;
>
> .........For the first time I begin to doubt my judgment!
> --
Don't do that! You'll lose all credability here!
Vaughn L.Porter
Later.
Disaster
>
*Blink*
What credibility?