Watchman Returneth!!!
Watchman
From the heavenly gloom there came a stab of pure light.
The cringing masses cried out as the sound of harmony filled the air.
Awestruck the unbelievers fell trembling to their knees whilst the
favoured bowed in deepest respect to the luminous figure that decended
from the heavens to walk amoungst them once more.
Then a great hush fell over the vast, excited crowd as the impressive
figure of Watchman stepped forward to give greetings to all before
him...
...unfortunately he stepped in something rather disgusting left by Pen3
that squelched totally ruining his dramatic entrance.
*walks of muttering*
--
'Anyone who isn't confused doesn't really know what's going on'
Tessai
you for a while (well, that and I've been busy... ^_~)
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Pen^3
> From the heavenly gloom there came a stab of pure light.
> The cringing masses cried out as the sound of harmony filled the air.
> Awestruck the unbelievers fell trembling to their knees whilst the
> favoured bowed in deepest respect to the luminous figure that decended
> from the heavens to walk amoungst them once more.
> Then a great hush fell over the vast, excited crowd as the impressive
> figure of Watchman stepped forward to give greetings to all before
> him...
>
> ...unfortunately he stepped in something rather disgusting left by Pen3
> that squelched totally ruining his dramatic entrance.
Hey! I resent that remark! I'll have you know I don't leave
disgusting stuff where you'll walk on it. I leave it in Disaster's
shoes like most people here do.
> *walks of muttering*
P^3
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Disaster
> From the heavenly gloom there came a stab of pure light.
> The cringing masses cried out as the sound of harmony filled the air.
> Awestruck the unbelievers fell trembling to their knees whilst the
> favoured bowed in deepest respect to the luminous figure that decended
> from the heavens to walk amoungst them once more.
> Then a great hush fell over the vast, excited crowd as the impressive
> figure of Watchman stepped forward to give greetings to all before
> him...
>
> ...unfortunately he stepped in something rather disgusting left by Pen3
> that squelched totally ruining his dramatic entrance.
>
> *walks of muttering*
*Takes off his shades*
Next time use something stronger then a 400 watter. Opening portals to
stars tends to burn away... debris!
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Disaster
> Watchman <str...@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> squawked:
> > From the heavenly gloom there came a stab of pure light.
> As the returning starship exploded into cloud of debris.
> > The cringing masses cried out as the sound of harmony filled the air.
> The laughter and cries of joy was nearly drowned out by the music.
> > Awestruck the unbelievers fell trembling to their knees whilst the
> weak of stomach emptied themselves. The stronger of stomach
> > favoured bowed in deepest respect to the luminous figure that decended
> into the volcano's mouth. The people knew that it would never return
> > from the heavens to walk amoungst them once more.
> > Then a great hush fell over the vast, excited crowd as the impressive
> news of the death of the lesser-evil-one spread. The diminutive
> > figure of Watchman stepped forward to give greetings to all before
> happy sights. But the crowd was already dispersing, so all ignored
> > him...
ROFLMAO
> > ...unfortunately he stepped in something rather disgusting left by
Pen3
> > that squelched totally ruining his dramatic entrance.
>
> Hey! I resent that remark! I'll have you know I don't leave
> disgusting stuff where you'll walk on it. I leave it in Disaster's
> shoes like most people here do.
....... *Blink*
I must have thrown those shoes out!
Watchman
>
> Watchman <str...@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> squawked:
> > From the heavenly gloom there came a stab of pure light.
> As the returning starship exploded into cloud of debris.
> > The cringing masses cried out as the sound of harmony filled the air.
> The laughter and cries of joy was nearly drowned out by the music.
> > Awestruck the unbelievers fell trembling to their knees whilst the
> weak of stomach emptied themselves. The stronger of stomach
> > favoured bowed in deepest respect to the luminous figure that decended
> into the volcano's mouth. The people knew that it would never return
> > from the heavens to walk amoungst them once more.
> > Then a great hush fell over the vast, excited crowd as the impressive
> news of the death of the lesser-evil-one spread. The diminutive
> > figure of Watchman stepped forward to give greetings to all before
> happy sights. But the crowd was already dispersing, so all ignored
> > him...
> >
> > ...unfortunately he stepped in something rather disgusting left by Pen3
> > that squelched totally ruining his dramatic entrance.
>
> Hey! I resent that remark! I'll have you know I don't leave
> disgusting stuff where you'll walk on it. I leave it in Disaster's
> shoes like most people here do.
>
You always were a lousy aim. :p
Watchman
>
> Welcome back Watchman. I was wondering why we hadn't seen a post from
> you for a while (well, that and I've been busy... ^_~)
>
Thanks. I've just recovered from a very nasty computer virus that
formatted my 20 GB bootdrive and removed all the partitions. :(
Watchman
>
> "Pen^3" <Pe...@pen3.cjb.net.NO> wrote:
> > Watchman <str...@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> squawked:
> > > From the heavenly gloom there came a stab of pure light.
> > As the returning starship exploded into cloud of debris.
> > > The cringing masses cried out as the sound of harmony filled the air.
> > The laughter and cries of joy was nearly drowned out by the music.
> > > Awestruck the unbelievers fell trembling to their knees whilst the
> > weak of stomach emptied themselves. The stronger of stomach
> > > favoured bowed in deepest respect to the luminous figure that decended
> > into the volcano's mouth. The people knew that it would never return
> > > from the heavens to walk amoungst them once more.
> > > Then a great hush fell over the vast, excited crowd as the impressive
> > news of the death of the lesser-evil-one spread. The diminutive
> > > figure of Watchman stepped forward to give greetings to all before
> > happy sights. But the crowd was already dispersing, so all ignored
> > > him...
>
> ROFLMAO
Hmmm...
Disaster
*Evil grin*
It so works!
Disaster
> Tessai wrote:
> > Welcome back Watchman. I was wondering why we hadn't seen a post from
> > you for a while (well, that and I've been busy... ^_~)
>
> Thanks. I've just recovered from a very nasty computer virus that
> formatted my 20 GB bootdrive and removed all the partitions. :(
*Scowls*
Stop thinking it was me!
Watchman
>
> "Watchman" <str...@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> wrote:
> > Tessai wrote:
> > > Welcome back Watchman. I was wondering why we hadn't seen a post from
> > > you for a while (well, that and I've been busy... ^_~)
> >
> > Thanks. I've just recovered from a very nasty computer virus that
> > formatted my 20 GB bootdrive and removed all the partitions. :(
>
> *Scowls*
> Stop thinking it was me!
I wasn't!
*secretly adds a new entry in his 'Extremely Horrible Ways For People to
Die!' curse book*
...until now. <insert menacing overtones>
Watchman
> Awestruck the unbelievers fell trembling to their knees whilst the
> weak of stomach emptied themselves. The stronger of stomach
> favoured bowed in deepest respect to the luminous figure that
> decended
> into the volcano's mouth.
>
> *Evil grin*
> It so works!
Hmph! That bit doesn't. :p
Pen^3
> Disaster wrote:
> > Awestruck the unbelievers fell trembling to their knees whilst the
> > weak of stomach emptied themselves. The stronger of stomach
> > favoured bowed in deepest respect to the luminous figure that decended
> > into the volcano's mouth.
> >
> > *Evil grin*
> > It so works!
>
> Hmph! That bit doesn't. :p
I wanted to say "Those favoured with strong stomachs...", but I
couldn't twist the words enough. I should have just said:
"... The intestinally
favoured bowed in deepest respect to the luminous figure that decended
into the volcano's mouth."
Disaster
> Disaster wrote:
> > "Watchman" <str...@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> wrote:
> > > Thanks. I've just recovered from a very nasty computer virus that
> > > formatted my 20 GB bootdrive and removed all the partitions. :(
> >
> > *Scowls*
> > Stop thinking it was me!
>
> I wasn't!
>
> *secretly adds a new entry in his 'Extremely Horrible Ways For People to
> Die!' curse book*
>
> ...until now. <insert menacing overtones>
*Makes note in todo file: "Send another one"*
Disaster
> Disaster wrote:
> > Awestruck the unbelievers fell trembling to their knees whilst the
> > weak of stomach emptied themselves. The stronger of stomach
> > favoured bowed in deepest respect to the luminous figure that
> > decended
> > into the volcano's mouth.
> >
> > *Evil grin*
> > It so works!
>
> Hmph! That bit doesn't. :p
*Grants Pen^3 a poet's license for the bit that doesn't work!*
Disaster
> Watchman <str...@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> squawked:
> > Disaster wrote:
> > > *Evil grin*
> > > It so works!
> >
> > Hmph! That bit doesn't. :p
>
> I wanted to say "Those favoured with strong stomachs...", but I
> couldn't twist the words enough. I should have just said:
>
> "... The intestinally
> favoured bowed in deepest respect to the luminous figure that decended
> into the volcano's mouth."
Descended would have been a better way to spell it but yeah this works
even better!